Title: Stealing Crumbs
Author: HSavinien
Canon: The Hobbit
Pairing: Nori/Bofur
Rating: General [G]
Word Count: 3,501
Summary: Nori buys Ori a present from the quiet toymaker and somehow keeps running into the toymaker’s friendly cousin.
Scandalous (646 words) by katajainen
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bofur/Nori (Tolkien)
Characters: Nori (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Beorn's House, book!verse Beorn's house, (with the too-smart animals and everything), There was only one bed (and it was shared with everyone else), escapades, Casual Sex, some tastefully naughty bits with fade-to-black actual deed
Series: Part 16 of February Ficlet Challenge 2024 - Tolkien vol.3
Summary:
Nori has slept in far worse places than on straw pallets in the skin-changer’s house, and he has a rather nice spot between his brothers and Bofur.
Turns out Bofur is the problem, at least what comes to sleeping. (Nori doesn't actually mind.)
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Day 16 of the February Ficlet Challenge 2024, prompt: “Pocketwatch AND/OR Only one bed.”
Would you ever write…(thinking of random ship…) Nofur (Nori x Bofur)? 👀
Oh, absolutely! I actually really love reading Nofur, though I tend to ship both of them with other people. I don't know if I would write them as a main ship, but definitely in the background! I could see it happening in my Gymnastics AU actually XD I don't have a snippet written right now, but who knows, maybe in upcoming chapters!
Pieces of skin disassembled from a jacket @massimodutti to make a new teddy bear… Ummm??🤔…….,No, it's ideal for making paws and ears!! 🤩 #teddybear #gsbears #gerardsolà #gerardsolaborguno #vintage #recycle #recycling #nofur #sustainable #exclusive (en Cubelles, Cataluna, Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd9_5SqIFeX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Warrior cats' lack of vocabulary for human objects is very funny. Couches are colorful boulders instead of being some sort of nest. They can roll moss into a ball and call it a moss ball, but a soccer ball is a "smooth round boulder-thing." They're obsessed with boulders.
Warrior Cats x Pathologic crossover AU where instead of calling humans Twolegs or Nofurs or whatever, ex-kittypet Daniil insists on referring to his owners as The Powers That Be, much to everyone else's annoyance
why are no cats using Twoleg as a prefix? I would think it to be no more strange than to name a cat Fox or Badger, and maybe could be reserved for particularly gangly, esoteric, or hairless cats
my ugly horrific bald baby twolegkit whom resembles the no-furs that ensnares my kind
i do think this would be a funny as fuck name though. i think logically itd be because twolegs dont actually have a concrete name, just more like slang? upwalkers and nofurs and twopaws are other names for them so yk
but itd be SO funny.
Balin upon entering Mirkwood: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not stray from and path to go into the woods. Rule number 3, if you do stray from the path and go into the woods, never, ever, EVER make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods…
Not For Kings And Thrones And Golden Halls (1294 words) by katajainen
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bofur/Nori (Tolkien)
Characters: Bofur (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Ficlet, New Acquaintances, From strangers to more, Sharing a pint and a pipe, very little plot, Post BOTFA (at the end), Family Feels
Summary:
In the beginning, Nori and Bofur find common ground from family gossip (and shared love of a good smoke) - in the end, that's a start for sharing something more.
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Part 14 of 24 of the thing where I repost a random selection of my old fics in lieu of an actual advent story. Consider it a holiday treat!
What it says on the tin. The fic is older than the posting date (my gdocs is like that warehouse at the end of Riders of the Lost Ark 😅)