no thoughts, head empty, just being kyoya’s gremlin of a sibling and always hanging around the host club until you somehow manage to make one of the hosts have a crush on you and BOOM chaotic secret dating ensues where you both have to keep it a secret from the guests and kyoya (bonus points if reader weasels their way into being a host themself)
yours truly,
gremlin anon
I love this so much
Its barely coherent but I forgot the idea I was working with because this is like... 5 months old I think and I ran a different path but I think Kyoya giving them a lecture was funnier lmao
It's Worth It
Fic type: Long form
Characters: The Host Club (specificlly Kyoya because brother and Karou because love interest)
Fandom: OHSHC
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"Don't mind my brother, he's such a downer sometimes!" I lean over Kyoya's shoulder, shooting a smile at Haruhi, who was looking mildly terrified sitting across from him.
"Oh, Kyoya-senpai, you didn't tell us (Y/N) would be here today!" One of Tamaki's clients fawned from my right, and I waved at her.
"I tend to just show up here whenever I please, but it is nice to see you lovely ladies!" A few of the girls swoon, and I turn my attention back to Haruhi, resting my arms on Kyoya's head.
"Anyways, I apologize for him, need any help with anything today? I can bring tea and snacks around!" She tilts her head slightly before nodding, now smiling again.
"That would be great, thank you!" Kyoya abruptly stands, knocking me back a few steps before turning to glare at me over his glasses.
"Okay, okay, I'm going!" I laugh nervously, quickly heading in the opposite direction of my now very scary older brother.
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"Alright, ladies! What kind of tea can I get for you today? That goes for you too, twins." In the midst of escaping from Kyoya's murderous glare, I found an apron and a notepad, deciding to use them in an attempt to copy a commoner's 'diner', as they call them!
"Hmm... Earl grey with a splash of milk for me!" A girl with short blonde hair requested, and I scribble it down. The other three girls gave me their requests as well before properly conversing.
"So, why hasn't Tamaki-senpai asked you to be a host yet, (Y/N)? You'd be perfect! A lot of the girls here already really like you!" A girl with long dark hair in a braid asks, and the twins lean over in their seats.
"Yeah, I wonder!" Karou hums, looking over at his twin, who's mirroring the position, both of them looking utterly devious. That was never a good sign.
"I don't even want to know what you two are scheming, but I be back with your tea in just a few minutes, ladies!" Great, now I'm avoiding my brother AND my closest friends. Oh well.
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"Oh, Ladies! What if we told you that Kyoya's younger sibling, (Y/N), was going to be a host as of next week?" Karou announced, standing on a table beside Hikaru.
"And that all you had to do was ask Tamaki and Kyoya?" They were both smiling evily, and I looked over to see multiple of the girls present looking over at my brother and Tamaki.
"Don't bother, my dears! They shall be made a host! You can start scheduling a date with them either online or with Kyoya at any point!" Tamaki said, loud enough to be heard throughout the room, and a decent chunk of girls started chattering excitedly.
"There!" Karou exclaimed, an arm around my shoulder as he leaned against me.
"Can't say we never did anything for you!" Hikaru exclaimed, also leaning against me.
"You two are sooooo lucky I enjoy you're company, or I'd be telling Haruhi that you like her, Hikaru, and I would be finding out whoever you like, Karou." I send them both a smile before heading off to sit in the corner with Haruhi.
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"Should we tell them?" Hikaru mused, and Karou shook his head rapidly.
"We are absolutely NOT telling them that I like them, that is NOT how today is going to go!" There was a level of panic in his voice that made Hikaru double over in laughter.
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"Have a good evening, ladies!" I wave goodbye to the girls who'd been sitting with me, as the host club was shutting down for the night. It had been a week, and I will NEVER judge Kyoya for not enjoying mornings again. This was ten times more difficult then it first seemed.
"You're doing good so far, (Y/N)." Kyoya mentioned in passing as he went to escort some ladies out, and I smiled at him before the twins sat down on either side of me. That was not a good sign.
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"Is it just me, or do Karou and (Y/N) like eachother?" Tamaki whispered to Haruhi, and she nodded, humming slightly.
"They definitely do, I've heard it from both of them. They're both just awkward and oblivious to eachother." Tamaki was thinking now, which was never a good sign of anything.
"Do we tell them to help them out? Otherwise this is never going to end, and Kyoya will catch on to them eventually." Haruhi shrugs, grabbing her things and getting ready to leave.
"You can do what you want, senpai, but I'm not going to get involved in this." She smiled at him, and then bid her goodbyes to the rest.
Tamaki did what he did best: get involved.
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"TAMAKI, IF YOU DON'T UNLOCK THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW I WILL BE STEALING ALL YOUR BONES!" I yelled, banging on the door to one of the classrooms.
"Nope! You and Karou can stay in there until you can admit you like eachother, or until the end of club hours! Whichever comes last!" Tamaki and Hikaru laugh, and I can hear their footsteps as they walk away from the classroom.
I turn, walking towards one of the windows, but Karou grabs my arm to stop me.
"Don't you even try, we're on the third floor, remember? Plus, we've just got to sit in here for three hours, it's not too bad." His voice calms me down, and I sigh, sitting down at a table.
"You're right, you're right. I'm sorry, Karou, this was not how I expected things to go today." He hums slightly, but sits across from me.
"It's as much your fault as it is mine, so there's no need to apologize. Its my fault Hikaru helped plan it." He shrugs, and I tilt my head.
"What do you mean?" He freezes, blinking a few times before trying to respond.
"Uh.... well.... you know what, what's the worst that could happen. I like you, okay!" His voice ups an octave at the end, and his eyes squeeze shut.
"I'm gonna kill Tamaki. I wanted to say it first!" I groan in frustration, crossing my arms over my chest.
"Wait, what?" He opens his eyes again, searching mine for any clue as to what I meant. He doesn't seem to find it.
"I like you too, dummy. I thought it was obvious!" He laughs, shaking his head.
"Apparently it was! To everyone but me!" The two of us laugh, and I take a moment to look at him, at the huge smile on his face.
"I'm glad to know it now at least." I laugh a bit, smiling back at him.
"Me too, Karou, me too."
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"Uh.... well.... you know what, what's the worst that could happen. I like you, okay!"
Tamaki locks eyes with Hikaru, and both smile as they wait for a response.
"I'm gonna kill Tamaki. I wanted to say it first!"
Just as they have a mini celebration, Haruhi walks up to them, looking probably the most pissed they've probably ever seen her.
"What are you two doing?" They both freeze, trying to act nonchalant (obviously they fail).
"Kyoya-senpai is wondering where Karou and (Y/N) are, along with you two. I'm guessing you two know where they are?" Hikaru points at the closed doors behind them, and Haruhi sighs.
"They confessed to eachother though! Can't they have some alone time?" Tamki stands in front of Haruhi to block her from the doors, and Haruhi pauses.
"Hm... I'll tell Kyoya that I couldn't find anyone. But let them out soon. Kyoya will be pissed if he finds you." She smiles, and then walks back off in the direction of music room 3.
"We should probably let them out now, or Kyoya will actually kill us." Hikaru leans up against the door, and Tamaki nods.
"But 10 more minutes couldn't hurt."
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"When do you think we should tell my brother?" I whisper to Karou, and he shrugs.
"How much trouble do you think we'd get in? It'd ruin my performance with Hikaru, and it would ruin your image as the younger sibling type." I tilt my head slightly before nodding.
"That's true... but what's the worst that could happen? Its not like we can't just pretend we're not dating during club hours." Just as I say that, Kyoya walks by and gives me a very pointed glare.
"He already knows, doesn't he?" Karou sighs, leaning against the wall behind him. I laugh a bit and nod.
"Oh, definitely. We can't hide anything from him."
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I quickly kissed Karou on the cheek before we walked in to the music room, only to run directly into Kyoya.
"Oh, sorry! Didn't see ya there!" I laughed nervously and tried to sneak past him, but he put his hand on my shoulder.
"(Y/N). I won't stop whatever is going on between you two, but you both need to be more subtle about it." Karou and I nod, looking down at our feet. "But also, Karou, if you hurt them, they will never find your body."
"Oh! Good to know!" Karou responded nervously, and Kyoya stepped to the side, allowing us in the room.
"Keep it in the group, don't let it interfere with our club. Thats all I have to say."
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