#ok i was dramatic

[infectiouspiss]

"i won't do polyamory because i don't think it's for me and i'm personally uncomfortable with the idea" <- wonderful i love you live your life however you want youre amazing youre incredible

"i won't do polyamory because it's wrong/it's just cheating" incorrect i'm killing you then my boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then h

#bishop.txt #ok i added some extra boyfriends for dramatic effect but

[faygos]

prince of melodrama

#last thing before bed i just had the insatiable urge to draw him #being SO dramatic #babys first breakup #its going to be ok. eat some soup #dirk strider #homestuck #whomstve #classic homestuck

[puppyeared]

obsessive

#did i put more effort into this than i needed to? yes. did i put myself through unnecessary pain drawing fighting scenes? yes #but i learned how to outline my strokes so maybe i won after all #i thought about it and i think it turned out ok drawing the eyes differently. like the way i usually draw em #although i dont know if that says much since i change my art style every couple weeks but eh #had fun playing with grayscale and limited palette. i want to do that more often dhghdg #although idk whens the next time i will have enough energy to commit to the bit and do.. this #theyre fucking stupid your honor. for every art we get of them acting dramatic and yearning (/pos) i make dumb shit like this #equivalent exchange girlies! #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk shadowpeach #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #my art #myart #doodles #comic #lmk monkey king #lmk fanart

[trekkele]

A list of theories as to why Martha Wayne’s Pearls scattered Like That, despite the fact that real pearls are knotted individually on the strand to prevent Precisely That Sort Of Thing from happening [incomplete]:

One: Martha chose not to wear her real pearls to the theatre that night, as it was a night where there was no one to impress. The string snapped because the pearls were not real, and Martha died for a $100 set you could pick up at Macy’s.

Two: The Pearls, upon understanding this was a symbolic moment in at least one Wayne’s future [and two Wayne’s end], chose to disregard their quality for the sake of a Dramatic Tableau.

Three: no more then three pearls ever snapped off the strand, but to a boy watching his mother choke on her own blood, gasping his name into the suddenly silent night, three pearls was enough.

Four: an opportunistic officer slipped the pearls off Marthas neck as she was loaded into the morgue van, figuring Bruce would not have the wherewithal to miss them. The pearls were subsequently reported as lost, having probably rolled down the drain in the following chaos. Only three were ever recovered, having become stuck in the puddle of blood that was under Martha Wayne’s head.

Five: the pearls, a set Thomas Wayne picked up as an engagement gift and a promise when Wayne industries was collapsing and his fortune nonexistent, were fake, and Martha adored them far more then any of the expensive jewels he was eventually able to afford. She made a habit of wearing them on family outings. Martha died for the sentimental value of a $100 set you could pick up at Macy’s.

Six: the pearls where not real. Martha was wearing diamonds that night. Bone, when exposed to moonlight and the horrified tears of an eight year old, shines like pearls. 

#A thing #a thing i thought of when I couldn’t sleep #Batman #martha Wayne’s pearls #Listen they shouldn’t have scattered but who am i to stand in the way of an artistic tableau?? #Also having dramatically ripped pearls off my throat before i can confirm it takes a lot to snap more then two knots ok those things are #Made well

[spokelseskladden]

hey guess what i've been thinking about lately :)

#valdangelo #leo valdez #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #ebart #i needed to give them a dramatic kiss ok

[weevmo]

it's his comfort song <:[

#ok but can you imagine him singing/humming when he's nervous like in Luigi's Mansion #I would die of happy #luigi #mario #the mario movie #the super mario bros movie #super mario movie #super mario brothers #super mario bros #super mario #now I just need to do a follow up where they find each other at the end of the movie #by dramatically screaming the lines to their own theme song

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

love how Solar Opposites started out as a sitcom about two aliens who can't stand each other, stuck with their teenage clones (whom they also can't stand) & a toddler antichrist (whom they view as a sort of self-sufficient free-roaming hamster?) on a stupid planet they can't stand

and 4 seasons later it's a sitcom about a family of genderqueer aliens, headed by a gay couple in a happy & horny open marriage (with a graphic off-screen sex life, despite their canonical lack of genitalia?) teaching themselves to be okay parents to their 3 kids (whose Sci-Fi Antics now slightly-less-frequently revolve around wreaking havoc on human bystanders, and slightly-more-frequently revolve around alien-clone-sibling-bonding*), to the point that the central plot point becomes "We need to provide our toddler antichrist with a stable home environment."

(also the grumpy alien husband is too busy ingratiating his family with their suburban neighbors to even remember whom or what he dislikes. what is this show)

#*there is still SIGNIFICANT wreaking-havoc-on-human-bystanders. there is still a major Body Count. it's just not the Thematic Focus ok #solar opposites #solar opposites spoilers #i guess? #i'm in the middle of season 4 if u put spoilers in the notes i will HUNT you #ANYway #and then there's the whole B Plot #which is just a casually emotionally-gripping angst-ridden character-driven action-apocalyptic dramatic tragedy #just this masterpiece of emotional turmoil and sci-fi horror that technically is a C Plot to canon #a C Plot at BEST #love this show. try to think about it as little as possible. migraine-inducing #love all these characters. want to snap their necks like a game of musical chairs

[gomujuldarigi]

focus was insane. society as a whole did not could not and will not do anything to deserve that album ever

#if i could inject that mv into my veins i would #if jus2 never did anything again focus was the biggest dick energy move in all of history #they made 4k specifically for focus on me #ok i was dramatic #but focus radiates such club after hours energy that is unmatched #not that i go around introducing kpop to ppl #but if i did that album is my number 1 choice for non kpoppies

[tired-biscuit]

yes, dirty, nasty, gasping-for-air sex with a monster boyfriend is great, but the fact that you’d finally be able to feel safe enough to walk around late at night without any sort of worries? absolutely priceless.

because he just… eats anyone who tries to harm you.

#ok maybe ‘eat’ is a bit dramatic but you know what i mean #cw monsterfucking

[pezhead]

DONNIE~!!!

#tmnt 2012 #donatello #hamato donatello #I wanted to draw some dramatic perspective #i think i did ok :]

[dianagj-art]

Pretend April has been flying around smaking the shit out if Muninn and Huginn, I forgot to draw her, but hey! a panel fully animated! that was fun to do

First / next

#rottmnt #rottmnt separated au #separated leo au #separated leo au comic #rottmnt fanart #i missed doing frame by frame animation so much #tho im very rusty #i wanted to make that last panel more dramatic of him raising in shadow then giving a step forward to the light #but it started to kill me bc i couldnt draw it #then decided ok what if he just raised. did some edits and that looked cool enough for his presentation #im not gonna do animations for this that often but i'll try ading a few when necesary #dg art #dg fanart #dg comics #dg animated

[maalidoesart]

nikolai a few seconds after the dramatic scene from the last chapter

#like #ok my theory but i KNOW i just KNOW that fyodor isnt dead #tagging this fyolai bcs fyodors hand is there #and nikolai is the guy to do dramatic stuff and be like hahahaha nope i fooled u lol #seeing the scene in the manga changed me though i need to redraw thatpanel #art #fanart #drawing #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd nikolai #bsd nikolai gogol #nikolai gogol #nikolai fanart #bsd fanart #bungou stray dogs fanart #fyolai #fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #i made this in like 10 min only premium content here #my art

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

you guys ever notice how in his dialogue when he's in bertie's presence, jeeves uses quotations and references constantly, but in his THOUGHTS during "bertie changes his mind," he doesn't use any? this is obviously because he doesn't care if we the audience know he knows shakespeare, but he will languish and die if he doesn't get to dazzle bertie with his wit and knowledge every five seconds

#ok actually you know what #this post was supposed to just be a joke #but then i started thinking #the audience jeeves is presumably writing for in bertie changes his mind is new and aspiring valets #members of his own class #to whom he probably feels he has less to prove #but when he's talking to rich people who are liable to look down their noses at him #he needs them to know how smart he is #though he is ALSO a dramatic secret theater kid who's addicted to his crush's attention and admiration #that's very much part of it too #// #jeeves and wooster #jeeves books #bertie changes his mind #carry on jeeves #reginald jeeves #jooster

[forestshadow-wolf]

Both ghost and soap are the kinds of people to be silent when they have actual problems, but they complain nonstop when it a minor inconvenience. They are absolutely insufferable when they're sick, but it's okay, they love eachother... (unfortunately)

#hey google! where can I hire someone to murder me... i don't want to be sick anymore 😞 #ok I'll get to writing soon i swear just let me be dramatic first #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #el rambles

[fisheito]

He's a magician

#how does eiden keep doing that #that. naked magic. tablecloth sweep but suddenly it's rated oops for selective nudity #this is the 2nd time i've drawn eiden motion blur swiping yaku's clothes off. will this become a pattern? #yes i am still thinking about aegis r2. naked apron forever #i know there was probably an interlude. a moment between R1 and R2 [R1.5] #where eiden said TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ok now put the apron back on #and yakumo's all ??? JUST the apron? ?? ?? #then we go into R2 and it starts with yakumo questioning eiden's costume direction #but i wouldn't put it past eiden's mystical part time abilities #to be able to selectively nakify his clan members #haHA! behold! the art of misdirection! NOW WITH SEXY CONSEQUENCES!! #at some point in the future eiden will show off his tablecloth swoosh trick (the legitimate one. that actually uses the tablecloth) #and yakumo will be mildly wary the entire time. hands hovering near his crotch area as he was lucky to do the FIRST time #anyway eiden performs the trick successfully. no one's clothes slide off. the tablecloth is swooshed. the dishes are intact. #now we can either leave it at that or go the route of Violence #like the dramatic samurai strike. there's a moment of nothing . THEN EVERYONE IN THE ROOM LOSES THEIR CLOTHES IN A GUST OF WIND #EIDEN'S ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!! PENULTIMA NAKED FLAME RENDING SHREDDINATOR RISING TORNADO!!!!!!! #nu carnival #yakuei #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival yakumo

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the day that Bruce’s heart stops out of the blue — sudden trauma, a near instant death — and Clark is just frozen. He doesn’t even bother flying to him, doesn’t even breathe. Just goes painfully, inhumanly still as his closest friend leaves him behind and realizes there is nothing he can do.

#more on my evil superman kick later #but fridging Bruce is my favorite way to kickstart it ok #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #thoughts from the treadmill #dramatic voice: and then he’s never the same again #whoever he’s with is like hey buddy what’s wrong? #and Clark is just like oh I need to go #and he just like walks into the ocean or flies into a star #and thinks about what he’s going to do now #because he never truly prepared for this moment #and Bruce was JUST there a moment ago #a heartbeat in his ears #healthy and strong #and now he’s NOT