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etheralisi · 4 months

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I’ve been thinking about in-universe media so. Heh. Why don’t we tumblrify the ending of the rottmnt movie

Update: here’s part 2 and 3+3.5

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Nice knowing you guys

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Wtf??? Where do you live?

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You can’t just ask someone where they live

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op must be from new york. i’ve been trying to text my sister who lives there all day and when she finally gets back to me, it’s to send me a photo of her being chased by some weird??? fleshy???? car? i think the pink stuff was growing inside of it?

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The hell is happening in your city?

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The end of the world

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Where else would you learn that?

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Alien invasion???? This is not how Jupiter Jim said it would go

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So who had alien invasion on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card

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At this point no one is surprised

#give it two months. somehow something will find a way to top this

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I lived bitch

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Context?

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No ✨

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Sorry everyone ::> ︵ <:: No more art until my hands are healed up. Doctor’s orders

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Are you okay? 🥺🥺💞

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♡ ♡ Achy. But I realllllly want to drawwwwwww

#I have so many ideas right now #currently trying and failing to draw with feet #but I am determined

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Time to storm Area 51 again

#they can’t stop all of us #look I just want to see aliens in person okay #if they can’t invade my city then what’s the point #I know they have to be keeping some of those pink blobs in there

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Hello

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JUNIOR! HELLO

I SEE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE INTERNET

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It’s Sensei’s fault

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#I?????? #don’t just look at me it was purple too

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I smell the scent of betrayal in the air.

#not science posting #blue I’m looking at you

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You are a time traveller sent back to stop the apocalypse before it ever began. Only problem is: you aren’t sent back far enough.

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Relatable

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Umm???

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Day 3667 of me posting: no

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Wow this blog is dedicated

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Why do aliens always invade NYC? What’s so special? Why don’t they ever invade Las Vegas huh? What about Boston? Where are my aliens in D.C? So many cities and you’re telling me they chose New York? If aliens really did invade I bet you they wouldn’t even come near it

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This post… aged

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Pay up op

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there’s something weird going on in this city. remember that time at the stadium? suddenly it’s a free for all on world domination i swear

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I thought the whole stadium thing was a publicity stunt

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I thought that was a rogue cosplayer

#for real though. What even happened to them?

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Wow. So tumblr thinks it can gaslight me int thinking aliens exits huh? Well think again

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Stop bringing up my username. You know im right

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NO, MY KEYBOARD IS NOT STUCK LIKE THIS. EVERY LETTER I TYPE IS AS IT IS MEANT TO BE SAID. WITH PURPOSE AND VOLUME.

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IF MY USERNAME COULD BE IN CAPITALS YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE

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I can help with this

#give me one minute and some flavourless juice

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My apartment was almost flattened by a giant freakin robot a few years back. And now aliens????? I’m moving

#guys I’m just. So. Done with all of this

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🎙️do-re-mimimi Follow

So did the aliens just up and leave? What’s the story here?

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There have been various sightings of lights across the sky. I have not been able to find any reliable sources on the cause, but the general consensus is the lights pushed the aliens back where they came from.

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This photo of some person swinging around the city has been making rounds on twitter

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Pretty lights and vigilantes?

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So what are we calling these aliens? They need a cool, alien sounding name ‘cuz all I’ve been seeing around is ‘land squids’, ‘brain goop’ and shoutout to that one discord user who used the words ‘pink gelatinous parsnip’ to describe them.

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Have they ever seen a parsnip before?

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What about Utroms? They kinda look like the aliens from Jupiter Jim’s Last Trip to the Moon 9

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Isn’t your fandom super dead?

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Say that to our 80+ movies. Your faves could never

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Fandom still going strong 💪

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Why does everyone keep on calling them aliens? Are we sure they’re not just failed government test subjects? Haven’t there been mutant sightings in NYC before?

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Sorry, mutants???

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Nah it’s defo aliens

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#so far 3 votes for Utroms and 22 for parsnips #sigh

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Children are terrifying

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Agreed. But I feel like there’s a story here

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Was walking back from work, and I was like nearly home right? I turn a corner and there: a sea of cheering girl scouts. Who are they cheering on you ask? Their… cult (?) leader? Tearing one of those aliens apart with her bare hands. And the kids are just laughing and some are even joining in? They must have nerves of steel

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Woah

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@ HOCKEYORDEATH Hey look at this

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Set a profile picture because apparently everyone’s blocking me thinking I’m a bot?

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Sorry CJ

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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the sunshine ☀️ Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they make you happy

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Aww, hey Orange

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Hey, where’s my ask

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Orange?

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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the bugs 🪳 Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they’re bugging you

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Two can play at this game

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Jk ☀️☀️☀️

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I remember the good old days on tumblr. Back when my brothers didn’t know the name of my account. Back when they didn’t bug me in my inbox

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Then make another one?

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Gasp. And leave behind a username such as this? I’m attached.

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What about your sister?

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You’re fine

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Favouritism

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Whoever you heroes are

Thank you.

❤️🧡💜💙

#I don’t know how you did it. Or what you even look like #but one thing is for sure and that’s that you are heroes

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littlebetesofeverything · 7 months

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Welcome to Night Vale ep 4

Okay, time for a longer lunch break since I have plans to study tonight instead of right now. (shout out to my friend suggesting one more lab walkthrough before they close it) Fun times for this one since I remember Cecil's job/life was in danger at the end of last episode. Here we go!

PTA meeting ends in bloodshed? seems normal to me. the dinosaurs, not so much. The description here is amazing tbh. Did he say roach-spiders? god help me. Call out NYT Cecil. Is it really free when included in cost?

election season sounds fun for the kidnapped family members. Who doesn't love an abandoned mine shaft vacation? Wait, they get HBO, this is a high-end kidnapping.

Front-page ads sounds like a good idea. wow, daily writers were let go, so they are crowd-sourcing news lol. Is there anything that hasn't been blown up in this town? seems like insurance companies have fun here.

PTA update: the swingset was left open. and there is one dinosaur left to capture, FREE PET! Aging several thousand years is the best cheat for getting a senior discount. And really who isn't insane at this point?

How do you put adults in detention?

Humming and green light? sounds like a Disney villain. Oh wait, plutonium. Actually that probably tracks, the plutonium I mean.

Carlos is beautiful depsite his shorn locks. That sounds like he had a bad phone call. Lavender chewing gum? you do you Cecil.

Dino update: secret police updated the type of dinosaurs they were reporting. Gotta be accurate on the news. 38 deaths? wtf Cecil

ah high school football and small-town rivalry, good memories. I remembered next year is my 10-year anniversary. overdue library books lead to court ordered hand removal.

apartment etiquette is important people. Let it go, let it gooo. Oozing is bad, lights are acceptable. good to know.

mysterious hooded stranger sounds like a great guest, Cecil. thank you for the gender description too for the radio. Honestly, the static is soothing for me.

Weather break!

The missing pterodactyl going to an AU night vale sounds intriguing, can I go? glad they can reschedule the meeting for backpacks causing autism. :/

all species and geological eras can't enter the dog park.

Can i learn about morse code for trumpet quintets? please and thank you.

I feel like I need to keep a counter for just the hardest lines. Maybe another day.

Again, I just love this so much. A great idea for this spooky season.

#welcome to night vale #betes blog #wtnv #loving the description of carlos #especially post haircut

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mydiaryx · 2 years

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ketmine diary entry

Fucing hell, what am I thinking, well, it was deffo a weird idea getting on the k for a diary entry, and listening to lean too wtf, depressing. I want to take those benzos so bad.

Im actually sad I can’t go and chill In uni next week now. Its just gonna be a weekend of working, and now my nails are too long, I hate this feeling of being like home alone, but not home alone, I just feel like I should be doing something all the time. I hate being in the house, its not even like I hate being with my family, I enjoy the time I spend with them, im just having this weird existential dread but acceptance of the dread. I just sort of flow through life, the less anxious the better, I do love my friends, but they can give me a hard time sometimes, I feel like I can’t please everyone. I always feel guilty in some way for the way I am. This ket feels good but I feel like this isn’t a good thing. I need to get some benzos from Enrika. I need to stop being anxious, fireworks, I would like a little more k, I would really like a benzo. I shouldn’t really, im sure geo would know because there was 2 left in the pack. What am I writing about, I feel like my life has changed so much in like the past month, also I should ask geo what he thinks about meeting me in London on sat, will just be annoying for me with like a big bag of stuff, ill just try take like nothing tho, like ill actually try and pack so light lol, its annoying tho cuz its winter its like what can I wear, maybe I should get more inspired.

I should be able to be alone with my mind, this is what I struggle with, is this like a weird therapy session lol ?? Im really not sure, it does feel good to get my thoughts out, isn’t it just so weird how my life has taken the trajectory of drugs, like this is what my life is based around now, I mean, not really but slightly, its just confusing, when I can hear the blood pumping noun d my head, thats when my thoughts are most intense. I just completely forgot, last weekend, that ws really intense and horrible, I don’t really remember much, maybe its best if its kept that way, I feel as if im really uncovering something here. Like I just really was completely oblivious to what I did last weekend, what the fuck! Is that the benzos do you think, or like the comedown, im not sure. I kind of wish I didn’t uncover that tbh. How did I function so well after being so fucked up for the whole weekend, and then literally forgetting about it all week, has it been more than a week? Surely not! It was last Friday im sure, wow. Maybe I should do this in the morning, am I just going to fucking confuse myself tho? All I want to do really is just talk to myself, I can’t believe how long I really have been doing this, like how self aware I must be now. Why do I feel as if I’ve forgotten everything thsts happened like last week. I really can’t tell if Maya actually wants me around or not, this is an issue I really do have, I like her and I like to talk to her, but I feel s little used sometimes. and like the money thing, that just usually gets me a bit.

What would make me happy this weekend? Maybe a vape right now? No George fucking has the one Theo gave me !! Figs !! Although there is one literally in my coat pocket over there. See now, when I think back to when I returned home earlier, it makes me feel guilt, like I’ve wasted my time, like I had all thee things to do and I haven’t done them. Its fine tho, I can fully deal with this, I just seem to think that im not allowed to relax in here, like there’s always things to be sorting out. How do I feel about the ket wearing off, okay I suppose, I would have rather taken a benzo, if I were to post this, which I am, I do wonder if anyone would ever reach out and reply, it would be interesting. And at least I can type with these nails. Im just so confused, last night was weird too, I definably have some issues that need sorting out, maybe if I take some bentos with my friends I can spill everything. I should sort that tommorow. I do just need to do things more often, instead of not. I do wonder if Jesse and Enrika think that when they tell me about all the stuff they have been doing constantly annoys me, because I know that it would annoy them if it were the other way round. I suppose it doesn’t hurt to be on the other side of the spectrum. I could just facetime them, maybe not tonight, I hate sort of keeping quiet whilst on FaceTime. It makes me just want to FaceTime George or something.

Omg that makes me sort of remember being back at geos and trying to facemtim Dylan lol, and then I was so sad he didn’t reply. Am I still lonely, not so much I don’t think, I feel so much more loved now. However, this time that I do spend alone, I just need to not feel as if im not doing enough ect, because really it does not matter! Like maybe ill wake up early tomorrow, if I really wanted I could go on a walk, but prob not, I think ill have a shower and just try and look slay, and take a slay pic. Thats all I need to do really, oh and like water my plants, and tidy my car. Damn that podcast earlier really did have me in an existential mood, like what the frick!! Realising that nothing does really matter. I really do think that ketamine like not fucks your brain up but really jumbles things up in some way, one day will be the end of all the ketamine I take, and one day will be the last day I take drugs. But I do really think, like what happens to people like us, like we take so many drugs, how do we lead a normal life after. Who really knows. I think one reason why I got my guilty depression thing tonight wass because I'm not doing work. But it’s fine, its literally so fine. Anyway, I think im nearly done here, that was a fucking wild ride. Hopefully it actually helps me and I don’t have some kind of existential crisis lol. Oh and just one other thing, I really did think me and tara were like besties after that night, but then after like, I just can’t read her !! Its so confusing, I do wonder if I did anything that put her off, I really don’t understand like how or why lol. Maybe we will go to Italy together, that would deffo be like different, I do feel like she dent wanna go anymore tho.

Oh well, I guess we will see after the next time we drink together, I suppose that’s when we are both more confident, I do really like her, I think she reminds me of Eden that’s why lol, hopefully, I can Meet up with Eden again soon too, the stuff with her and Charlie is just so hard to believe. Oh, I do just feel like I'm not really done yet, my brain Is like telling me, to talk about your grandma, but I just really don’t want to open that can of worms in my brain. At least I did tell George the other day so he knows, I just actually fucking hate talking about it, so peak !!! Benzos are fully like truth serum tho, like I be telling everyone my shit! I feel like I'm gonna come out o this a different person. I just feel like now that I really need to move out and move on with my life, moving out would feel so weird, I suppose if it's just to a city to work it wouldn’t entirely feel like moving forever tho!! I suppose ill cross that bridge when I get to it. Anyways gonna stop talking now, or else ill never stop, bye ly xx

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shotorozu · 3 years

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Heya! I love your writing. Could I request scenarios for Bakugou, Kirishima, Todoroki, Midoriya and Denki (if that’s ok, and if not, just cut Denks 😔) with a S/O that snorts when they laugh and their a little insecure about it, so they usually cover their mouth as soon as it happens or just try not to laugh at anything and as a result they put up this serious front when, in reality, they are really just ✨a crackhead✨

s/o that doesn’t like their laugh

character(s) : bakugou katsuki, kirishima eijirou, midoriya izuku, todoroki shouto, kaminari denki

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns, quirk not specific

headcanon type : fluff, crack-ish (if you squint, there’s a dash hurt and comfort)

note(s) : PLS i can relate to this, my laugh is a cross hybrid of a window being cleaned, and a hyena 🗿 i normally don’t write 5 characters in one post but.. exceptions will be made. sorry that this took so long! will go back to writing requests

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bakugou katsuki

he was very confused, and shocked?? it was a lot

you and him are very similar, like,, out of all the people in 1-A, he’s never seen you laugh like.. hysterically.

it was always normal for him to surpress his laughter when the times are right. but even when you guys got together, he never saw you laugh

which was just a “hm.. okay? wtf, i haven’t seen them laugh before??” moment

and don’t get me wrong, it’s not like you’re emotionless, and he HASN’T seen you laugh, it’s more like you just cut yourself off before it gets too intense

which is.. 🤨 weird. to him at least

laugh if you need to laugh, he doesn’t get why you always cut yourself off, like smh the audacity

okay so imagine this, you’re sitting in the kitchen— only a few feet away from katsuki, as he finishes cooking for you, just like any normal day

but i also headcanon that bakugou likes to taste test his cooking, before he can serve it to you. y’know— just in case he accidentally used bad ingredients which is rare, since he’s very precise with cooking

so he prepares the plate and utensils, and before he serves it to you— he takes a quick taste to see how it is, but his face immediately twists in disatisfaction

“what the fuck—” he sputters, looking at the plate “who the fuck switched the salt and sugar?”

and that seemed to be your breaking point, you immediately burst out into a fit of giggles and snorts, even with katsuki still recovering from the weird after taste.

if it was any other person, he would’ve chucked them out of the kitchen— but seeing you laugh out loud like this left him appalled

but your laughing episode is cut short when you realize that katsuki’s just staring. not saying anything, nor is he telling you off for laughing.

his expression looks so indifferent from seeing you laugh?? so you simply just apologize “sorry, i know the laugh is ugly.”

katsuki quickly snaps out of it, ruby irises glaring at you “ugly? when the hell did i say that?” he questions, voice gruff

your silence makes him think that you’re actually insecure about your laugh, an despite the weird aftertaste in his mouth, he decides to speak

“look, it was nice seeing you laugh, idiot.” he adds, because it sounded a little too nice “i don’t get why you have to hold your laughter back, especially around me. laugh if you need to, i’m not gonna judge you.”

plus, he’s not the person to judge you for your laugh anyway, his laugh.. is questionable for sure. i wouldn’t say it’s any better, so that would’ve be hypocritical of him

“you sure?”

“hell yeah i’m fuckin’ sure! but anyway, i’m gonna kill the bitch that switched the salt and sugar!” he gets up from the table, plate in hand as he goes to fix the meal

he surely can’t see your face right now, but when he hears you laugh, he can’t find himself not being able to smile.

he can only look forward to seeing you laugh again.

kirishima eijirou

his first reaction was :00 and 😳

so he was kind of left to his own thoughts when he realized that,, he hasn’t seen you laugh wildly before

and it’s not like you were just 😐 the entire time, you just always covered your mouth whenever you wanted to laugh

it was a big mystery to him, but he doesn’t think it’s quite manly to ask you that, it wasn’t long before he found out anyway

so! i headcanon that kirishima has his lil gaming night with the bakusquad maybe once or twice a week, they usually choose to communicate through the voice chat so.. no physical interaction.

and you’re just there, spectating the entire thing. because you still wanted to spend time with eijirou— but you didn’t want to interrupt his weekly gaming moment

so there’s a twist— he was actually playing a rpg multi-player horror game with the bakusquad, so.. jumpscares, am i right?

you were just sitting there on his bed, just watching if there’s anything interesting so far— and surprise! there’s a jumpscare.

eijirou jumps a little from the impact, and you can just hear the faint girlish screams of bakugou and kaminari, even from this length— basically telling all of them to just fucking dip! run the other way!

AND YOU WEREN’T EXPECTING BAKUGOU TO SCREAM SO.. HIGH PITCHED?

so you just start laughing when you hear the continuous screams, from his headset rip kiri’s ear drums and while kirishima tried to focus on the objective, he couldn’t help but turn around

just to see you laughing your ass off. and he’s there like 😳 they’re laughing?? they’re laughing!

so kirishima quickly finishes the game, but he just found himself in a state of shock. but then you covered your mouth so :(( aw.

you notice that he finished his game, so you just stop laughing entirely “oh— are you finished, eijirou?”

he’s still kind of taken aback by the laugh, and you seem to have noticed his reaction “wait, did you.. hear that?”

when you see eijirou nod, your expression seemed shell shock— which confused him, until you told him that you assumed that he didn’t hear you because of the headphones

“what? is it bad?” he asks with genuine curiousity, but you just explain that you’re just embarrassed. because the laugh itself is ugly

which kirishima disagrees!! >:(( your laugh had him in awe. he loves seeing you laugh, and it was a nice surprise.

“i love hearing you laugh! it makes me happy— i don’t see any reason that you should be ashamed of it, everyone’s laugh is different, after all.”

you’d say he’s lying, but the genuine toothy grin on kirishima face convinces you that he has the purest intentions.

midoriya izuku

now that i’ve thought about it, have we ever seen this boy burst into laughter?? this excludes the hospital scene of course.

but he’s not too concerned about himself not being able to freely laugh, but it was more like he was curious (or concerned) about you

you’re always quick to either cut yourself off, or you just cover your mouth entirely. and he can’t help but feel curious!

he asked you at some point on why you do those things when you laugh, but you just shrugged. so until that point, it was just simply a mystery— that’s left to his own imagination

so whenever midoriya creates new moves with his quirk, he’d have the sudden desire to show his s/o and ask if the move would be practical in anything. because why not

and we all know how much midoriya trains right? he’s quite the hard worker. but you were taking a nap in the afternoon, after finishing your school work for the day

it’s probably reaching 3pm now, and izuku finished making new moves with his quirk, and he was eager to show you!

he didn’t want to do this but he ended up waking you up anyway, and he brought you outside to show you the new moves

“look at this, Y/N!” he says, all excited oh boy

what he didn’t expect was how fast he was going— missing the entire key move, and he started plummetting to the ground (similar to a ragdoll being thrown)

you were still partially dowsy, and you weren’t expecting him to fall to the ground like THAT, so you started laughing hard

and because you’re still drowsy, you don’t recognize that you’re actually laughing— yeah, izuku may be still on the ground, but wow. you’re laughing!!

he’s surely taken back, because he’s never actually seen you burst into laughter like this, he was just

yet, you immediately slap your hand over your mouth— when you realize that you’re actually laughing out loud, and snorting in front of your boyfriend wjdnwkx

“i’m sorry, izuku” you regain composure, immediately rushing to his aid to help him up, “you didn’t need to hear, or see that.”

but why are you apologizing? he’s the one that dragged you out here to see him fail 💀 “no, no! it’s fine Y/N. i was just surprised, that’s all.”

the expression on his face kind of worries you— because omg what if he thinks the laugh was ugly? i’ll never laugh again.

“i’d understand if you’d think my laugh was kind of ugly, izu—”

“what— it’s not ugly!” he’s quick to object “i think.. it’s really nice. it surprised me, but your laugh’s interesting! in the good way, and it’s also kind of cute, uhm—.” pls don’t give him a heart attack

you shake your head, because you already have a good idea of what he feels— and it’s quite positive. “i get it, izuku. thank you for the reassurance.”

he finally calms down when you give him a quick smooch on the lips. in short, you were the one to calm him down rip

todoroki shouto

he’s definitely curious about it

i mean, it’s a natural occurence at this point— shouto was already observant of you, what more when he started developing feelings for you

once again, not someone who freely laughs (he’s quite oblivious with the socializing part so it’s too be expected) but that doesn’t mean you should mirror him

like midoriya, he probably tried speaking to you about it— but you always reassured him that it was just a subconscious habit still odd but.. if you say so

so, shouto’s downstairs in the kitchen right? he’s preparing a snack to bring up to your room, and while he was trying his best to hurry up with it

you eventually trekked downstairs, and saw shouto preparing said snack. so what do you do? you surprise him!

“shouto!” you peak behind him, and he’s startled because he thought he was alone this entire time

so— he might’ve accidentally started a mini fire out of shock, and he’s quick to realize that

🧍 there’s a fire. that i’ve created. it was a miracle that he didn’t set off the alarms

the situation is handled pretty quickly, since he’s fast enough to put out the fire. but now, shouto’s just staring at the burned piece of snack.

silence.

“..there was an attempt.” he says it simply, while also equipped with a rather frazzled expression.

this causes you to burst out into a fit of laughter, snorting at the scene in front of you— the comment being oddly hilarious

he’s the personification of 🧍right now, and shouto’s just watching at the rare scene of you hunched over the kitchen counter, snorting from laughter

“i’m sorry, shouto.” you cover your mouth, still trying to regain your composure “i’m sorry that i scared you but.. it was kind of funny.”

shouto’s just thinking “..they were laughing.” not in a bad way, of course. he’s heard people laugh at his ‘jokes’ but this was definitely a different feeling.

shouto being well,, shouto. he’s going to be blunt with his words “your laugh is pretty.”

but your first reaction is 👁👁?? PRETTY?? “shouto, out of all the things my laugh could be— you chose pretty?” you’re looking at him like he’s crazy rn

he’s really confused like,, “yeah. your laugh is pretty, is that bad?”

so then you explain that you just never perceived your laugh as pretty, only because you ‘snorted like a pig’ he thought that was a little sad to hear

“i don’t see a reason that you should be ashamed of your laugh, Y/N.” he moves closer, setting a cool hand on your shoulder “every part of you is special in their own individual way. and i’ll love every part of it.”

“you,, mean that? like really??” you ask, and he confirms it with a nod, resting his head against your shoulder “i’m sorry that i burned your snack.”

“it’s fine. i’m sorry i scared you,”

“if it made you laugh then.. i’d say it’s worth it.” and you can’t really think that he’d lie, just by the way his mismatched eyes stare at you in pure adoration.

kaminari denki

the only person here that laughs freely whenever and wherever, he has that class clown type of beat

he was a little sad to see that you always covered your mouth whenever you laughed, since it sort of makes his day to see people laugh at his jokes

but of course, he’d never judge you— he may be curious about certain things but,, he’ll never secondguess you as a whole

similar to todoroki and midoriya, he’ll ask you in a lighthearted way on why you cover your mouth whenever you laugh

and you always brush it off, so he’d just have to respect that

i’d imagine that he’d encounter your laugh when you guys are doing your daily cracktivities

you guys were already quite good friends before you guys started dating, and this was quite a habit that always occurred maybe once or twice a week

the both of you were desperately trying to hold in the laughter that threatened to escape your lips, at 2am 💀

and the both of you guys were watching compilations of that talent show livestream on youtube (tiahra nelson’s to be specific)

so you’re still holding in your laughter, and reaches to that point in the video, where tiahra nelson was watching that dude sing ‘electric love’ (ref : this video)

seeing denki’s shocked reaction made you realize that— you just can’t hold it in anymore, so, you bursted into a fit of snorts and laughter, sliding onto denki’s shoulder

denki’s still holding in his laughter because he doesn’t want to get busted by iida or something— but oh my, YOUR LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS TO HIM

he’s never heard you laugh this hard but omg, your laugh is contagious as hell— so he starts laughing with you 💀

eventually, the laughing does die down— and you guys move on to the next video. it’s oddly quiet at first, because the realization had just hit you and hard

you snorted in front of your boyfriend, and you’re sure that he doesn’t care that much but,, wow, you are embarrassed.

“wow— your laugh is contagious,” denki slides his hand across your shoulder, and while he’s been trying to keep the atmosphere at it’s normal, he’s quite nervous??

“it was a new experience uhm, sorry, i don’t know what i’m saying, and i know you’d be insecure about it all and..” he fumbles with his words for a bit, because denki isn’t THE BEST with serious things

“your laugh is cute.” his eyes are glued onto the screen, and his tone is basically stating that he’s right. your laugh is really cute

“you’re cheesy,” you playfully smack his chest, but you can’t help but feel quite bashful of his words

no but really,, whenever you laugh, denki starts to laugh along with you, since it’s so contagious he’s not that sorry about it

moving past the sappy shit, it’s quite helpful in cracktivities 💀

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mythiccheroacademia · 4 years

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Ok so I was wondering if you can do a headcanon for Tokoyami, Tenya, Bakugo and if anything a character of your choice and how they would react to Minetta being a perv and saying...weird fetishizing shit abt they Black S/O? I had this in mind for a while lmao 😓🤛🏾

A/N: The fetishizing shit towards black people has got to go. It’s not a compliment, it’s gross. It’s 2020 and I’m over it. I say we start eradicating people who thinks it’s cute :) I’m sure the boys would have the same idea <3

Warning: cussing, some uncomfortable/grody comments that teeter on sexual assault so please be careful!

Tokoyami Fumikage:

so it’s just a regular degular day at school and you’re going about your way through the halls

you weren’t even doing anything extraordinary, just getting some books out of your locker before class

then mineta pops up, leaning against the locker, and looking you up and down with a weird smirk on his face

“hey hot stuff” he says with a wink. “what’s got you looking so voluptious on a tuesday morning?”

you’re already aware of what type of bs mineta is on, but you didnt wanna be mean so you just tried to excuse yourself from the conversation, but he doesnt give you the chance to exit

he keeps swining around these weird compliments

“i couldn’t help but notice you across the hallway, my chocolate king/queen”

atp, you’re feeling really uncomfortable and you want out, but you have no idea how to go about it without coming off rude

so you kinda just stand there with a sick feeling in your stomach as mineta tries to put moves on you

but that all stops when the hallways turns dark and everyone in the room feels the hair on their arms stand

floating over your head like a demon from the seven pits of hell is dark shadow who looks two seconds away from going ballistic

out from behind you, tokoyami stands there with a glare that says:

you better come correct or you finna come up missing

you don’t notice it, but mineta sure as hell does

you’re taken aback when the grape dude just about scurries off for his life but you instantly forget about it when you notice tokoyami behind you and dark shadow nuzzles against your head

he smiles and greets you as you tell him how happy you are to see him, totally forgetting about the mineta situation

y’all go about your regular day undisturbed

meanwhile, everyone is fucking scared shitless bc they were two seconds away from witnessing a murder scene

tokoyami don’t play when it comes to you

Iida Tenya:

everyone thinks iida is a goody-two-shoes guy who solves his problems through logic and reasoning

and i mean...he does

but this man can get down right scary when someone he loves is threatened

this nigga was out here contemplating murder at 15 bruh

anyways

there was a moment in time you were going through a growth spurt and your uniform was a bit to short/tight on you

it wasn’t anything inappropriate but you had to order a new set of uniforms and they wouldnt come in until next week

you weren’t pressed over it until mineta had the bright idea to start whispering some weird shit to you during class

“hey sweet stuff. i bet you’d look even better in my clothes”

you shoot him a glare. “shut it, dirt bag” you mutter under your breath

“why the hate? i’m just tryna get a bite of you. bet you taste like a hershey’s bar” he flirts, wiggling his eyebrows

you just roll your eyes and focus on taking notes

mineta tries to say something one more time before the class freezes as iida snaps a pen in half

aizawa looks at him w a raised brow “is everything okay iida?”

“tenya?” you question

he shakes his head and apologizes for interrupting class before retrieving a new writing utensil

class ends and most of your classmates file out leaving you, you bf, and mineta

mineta tries to say something slick one more time

“so if you ever wanna fulfil any sexual fantasies about being conquered then you can hit me u--”

just as you were about cuss the pervet out of the country, iida gets ups, stares down at mineta with a glare that could kill

the engines on his calves start to warningly rumble and theirs a dark look on iida’s face you havent seen before

“i suggest you leave in the next five seconds, otherwise i’ll have to put you through a crash course on how to have manners when addressing my s/o”

it’s a chilling threat and mineta is out of there before he even finishes his sentence

once he’s gone, the mood sort of lightens up. iida’s still a little pissed, but he’s quelled once you give him a soft kiss on his cheek

Bakugo Katsuki:

idk what the hell mineta was on

but RIP him bc bakugo’s s/o is not the one to be messed with

and he learned that the hard way

you were doing some extra training to practice a difficult move

you thought you were alone until mineta showed up on the side looking like a walmart brand pimp c (rip)

without even a hello, lil dude comes in with some mess

“wow, so you’re out here sweating but you still look delicious. black don’t crack, huh”

you pause

...bitch wtf?

you instantly shut that shit down

“step away from me before i mop the floor with your ass, you purple ballsack” you warn

he deadass thinks youre trying to flirt back

“woah, calm down. no need to get all fiesty lil mama~”

“mineta, i will step on you if you don’t go somwhere ong”

he thinks you’re playing hard to get, so he plays along. he leaves with his chest puffed out like he did something and heads back to the lockers

you let out a sigh and try to forget that little encounter

but little did you know that your bf was up in the stands, watching you train

he meant to leave a small bento for you, but he got caught up (aka he missed you and just wanted to stare at you for a min)

and now he’s glad he stayed bc he’s got a bone to pick

mineta opens his gym locker before it’s slammed shut by a hard fist

bakugo looks like the literal devil as he takes mineta’s shirt in his fist and leans in with a threatening growl

“listen here you rotten little bastard. that little stunt you pulled out there, disrepectful. you ever speak to my--actually, if you ever even think about my y/n, i’ll blow you up so fucking bad they’ll be washing you off the walls for weeks. got it?”

he doesnt even let him answer before he drops him on the floor and walks off

you happen to meet him as he’s walking out and throw your arms around him totally oblivous to the fact that he’s semi-steaming from what just occured

you give him a kiss for the food he made you and it makes him smirk just in the slightest

he’s always there to watch over you, even if you don’t see it

“can’t have you fucking up during training, so make sure you eat properly okay?”

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alreadyblondenow · 4 years

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It’s Just Blood

▸ Jeno x reader ▸ 2k words ▸ Fluff, Smut ▸ Period sex, protected sex, mentions of period blood, Jeno putting a tampon inside you, if you think that’s disgusting then click away, accidental overstimulation. ALWAYS USE PROTECTION WTF

Jeno: Hey, you there?

You: Yes. On my way back to our apartment, need anything?

You don’t know why but when you received Jeno’s message, you were kind of excited for nothing. After that one time sex that happened last month, you can’t stop thinking about him and lowkey wishes that that one-time thing will happen again. Who in their right mind won’t wish about having sex with the Lee Jeno again? You just got really lucky because he’s your roommate and he was really horny at that time.

Jeno: I’m really stressed today :( and I need an adult stress release.

It must be your lucky day. You smiled while walking and fidgeting with your phone, hoping not to bump on someone as you type and delete over and over again, thinking of a good response for Jeno. Of course, you want it, but it’s your time of the month and you don’t want Jeno to be disgusted with your blood on his cock. That’s the last thing you want.

You: … I’m on my period. But, if you’re fine with that then I’m fine to have sex tonight.

It was a leap of faith, sending that message. You ready yourself to be rejected and the smile that’s on your face a few seconds ago was replaced by a frown. Being on your period can really really really make you horny and Lee Jeno just asked you to have sex with him. On your way to your apartment, you made a stopover at the nearby convenience store to buy your favorite comfort food and some drinks.

Jeno: Better. So I didn’t knock you up, the last time we had sex huh? Kidding. I’m still in class and will be home by 7 pm. If that’s fine with you? Buy us condoms on your way home?

The level of excitement while reading Jeno’s message made your whole body warm and excited. Reading the word ‘better’ sure did send tingles in your spine. Does it mean he’s into period sex? Because if yes, that’s very hot. You can’t contain your excitement and can’t stop smiling while you chose a condom and forgot to buy your food and drinks.

You: The condoms are covered ;)

Jeno: You’re the best! I’ll see you later ;)

As soon as you closed the door to your apartment, you covered your mouth and muffled your screams, and went straight to the bathroom to take a hot shower. You make sure you smell good and clean when Jeno arrives, wearing the nicest panties you have, and pray that your period won't flow too much when you and Jeno get on with it.

It’s not that you’re planning to sleep on the couch on purpose and let Jeno find you like that, but you were really tired today and the episode that you’ve been watching on Netflix was unbelievably boring. You decided to close your eyes for a minute and take a quick nap and just let Jeno wake you up when he arrives.

After your nap on the couch, Jeno is still not home and he hasn’t sent any messages. Did he forget? It’s Friday today, and usually, he’s out with his friends to celebrate the weekend. Maybe a couple of beers and good company has already removed his stress. You went to your room to continue your nap and think hard if you’re going to message Jeno. No, that’s your final decision. You closed your eyes again and feel the fluffiness of your pillow, tossed and turn from time to time because the thought of Jeno forgetting about you, bothers your mind. Then you heard keys jingling from the outside and your apartment door opens, it must be Jeno. You lay down in your bed comfortably and pretend that you didn’t hear anything and as expected, he knocked on your door and opened it to check if you’re still awake. “Sorry. My last class took longer than expected” he groans and flopped on your bed, the stress is evident on his face. He cuddled your waist like a child which made you smile, his hot breath brushing your skin. You reached for him and played with his black fluffy hair, it made him giggle and look up to you, sat up and came near you. Now, he’s cuddling you with his arm wrapped around you and his head is resting on your chest.

“You’re heavy,” you said, not complaining but rather loving the moment. It was a quiet moment and only the sound of your air conditioning surrounds the room. Until you feel Jeno’s big hands playing on your side, caressing your soft skin, and slowly removing your shirt. Then you felt his lips on top of your chest, kissing you softly with loud sounds all the way up to your neck, chin, and lips. His soft lips are so addicting that you never want him to stop kissing you, “I have to take care of something first, before we continue” you said, feeling shy because you’re talking about your tampon. But Jeno is still kissing your body, tugging your bra, and kneading your clothed boobs. He sighed, “Sorry, yes of course” he kissed you one last time on the lips before he could let you go.

Quickly, you went to your bathroom, removed your tampon, and cleaned yourself. When you got back, Jeno is shirtless and only wearing his boxers briefs, lying comfortably on your bed. You crawled back to him and sat on top of him, putting your legs on both of his sides and removed your bra in front of his eyes. He did not waste any second and pulled you closer to him so he could kiss you again. His hands roam around your body, tugging your panties as he pleases and easily switched positions with you. He removed his underwear with one swift move and sucked your nipples as he removes yours. Without hesitation, he inserts a finger and looked at your reaction. The way you part your lips when his finger went inside made him want you more, so he inserts another finger, not caring if it’s coated with period blood and your pussy juices. He thinks it’s hot.

“Condom?” he asked and bit your nipple. Wow, he is really horny.

“Tableside- Jeno? If it disgusts you, I want you to stop okay?”

“What are you talking about” you watch him put on a condom and you must admit, you became excited seeing his cock again after so long. He kissed you again and again and again until you calm down and understand that your period blood does not freak him out. “Put your arms around me” he requests then kneeled in between your opened legs. Just before he goes in, blood started to flow again and it’s making you shy at how Jeno watches your pussy with lustful eyes. He ran a finger up your slit making you grab onto him tightly and moan quietly, “There's our lube” he smirked and lined his cock. You close your eyes and furrow your brows as you feel Jeno’s thick cock go inside you. “Wow, that was smooth” he pulled out leaving just the tip inside and thrust in again a little harder this time that made you boobs bounce. You smiled because you loved the feeling of him being rough on the first thrust, “want it rough?” he asked, “Say yes, I want it rough too” he went closer to your face and gave you a few piercing thrust while he waits for your answer. You tried answering him but all you can do is groan and gasp for air, so you gave him a nod. He holds on tightly to your legs and pushed them further, making you more sensitive and horny. You hear sounds of skin slapping, Jeno’s deep groans near your ear, and your own moans.

“Why would you think I’d be disgusted with your period blood” it was not a question, but you answer him in your head. Of course, you don’t want him to remember you all bloody in bed.

He put his thumb on your clit, making you really sensitive. You tried pushing him away, not because you don’t like it but it felt good that you’re nearing your high and you’re feeling tingles on your clit. Too much. You wanted to tell him but you love what he’s doing. When he felt you clench, he slowed down and gave you deep thrusts. He whispers sweet nothings and dirty things that send tingles on your spine and goes straight to your pussy. “Have you been thinking of me? And the first time we had sex?” he asked.

“Yes” you moan out feeling overstimulated already but Jeno was unaware of it. All he thinks about is that you’ve been thinking about him and it makes him happy, and that you feel so good around him and how he can thrust inside you smoothly. He continues to draw circles on your clit, rolls his hips oh so slowly, kissed you, and gave you a few thrust until he finally came really hard that he hugged you so tight and kept his cock deep inside you.

“Jen- Im really overstimulated right now. I feel like peeing- please your thumb and co-“ you pant, trying to ease the overstimulation by pushing him away and closing your legs.

“Oh sorry” He quickly removed his thumb from your clit and cock inside you, to remove the condom. You hear him catch his breath beside you as you two stare at the ceiling and breath deeply together. “Sorry” he turned to you when he finally came down from his high. His skin is hot, and his warmth is addicting just like his lips. “Can I clean you up?” he knew he needed permission to clean you up because he can feel that you’re being shy around him, but you kept quiet and smiled weakly. “I’ll take that as a yes”

The moment Jeno went to the bathroom, you looked at the mess on your thighs and your bedsheets. Bloodstains everywhere, your legs, inner thighs, and lower abdomen have period blood. “fuck” you murmur, feeling shy again but you can’t move your legs and your clit is still sensitive. When you closed your eyes, you accidentally drifted and went to sleep again. Leaving Jeno happily cleaning you up and taking care of you. He cleaned himself, cleaned every bloodstain he sees on your skin, changed you with some comfortable and clean clothes, and even watched a video tutorial on youtube, ‘how to put in a tampon’. It was a challenge for him, but he didn’t see it as a burden it was the right thing to do after all.

On the next day, you woke up on Jeno’s bed. Finding the handsome man on the floor. You felt clean and comfortable down there which you leave you too having an idea that Jeno put in a tampon for you. You felt shy again and roll out of bed to lay beside Jeno on the floor. The moment you’re comfortable beside him, he swings his arms around you and smiled with his eyes still closed.

“Sleep well?” he asked, you hummed in response and hugged tightly.

“Thank you for cleaning me up. How did you-“

“Youtube”

“Oh sorry. I really feel bad right now for making you do things like that”

“Sssh. You’re ruining the moment and besides, I have no regrets. I learned something new” he giggled and kissed your forehead. You noticed that his actions are becoming bold and something that’s not normal between friends just fucking around. You have so many questions, so many why’s, but you don’t want this sweet moment to turn into something so awkward.

And then,

“Can I ask you out? You’re not seeing anyone at the moment, right? Because if yes, I would have to steal you from whoever it is you’re seeing” there’s the answer to all your questions. “I’m sorry if the sex happened first. It’s just… our first time made me uhm… fall for you, and I couldn’t stop thinking about you after that night. And then, I started feeling things towards you whenever you greet me and talk to me you know-“

“You talk too much Lee Jeno” you attacked him with hungry kisses. Telling him that his confession made you happy through wet and breathtaking kissing.

And that morning, you and Jeno had sex on the floor and made a mess again.

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Period sex is the best for me. Idk abt u.

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dodo-begone · 3 years

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ALRIGHTY! LOYAL HERE COMING IN WITH THE CIRCUS HAHAHA

Btw, I’m like 90% sure that I fell asleep while writing so it just stops. Like, there’s no ending/summary/whatever word I’m looking for but can’t think of at the moment and my bird is currently chewing on my phone case oh my god can she please stop—

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I believe the concept of yanderes ft. a isekai-d reader has been mentioned by Shepard and her anons, tho it’s been mainly for Origins SMP. So, I come to you with ideas for the Dream SMP because that’s all I’m familiar with HAHAH—

Also, I apologize in advance because this thing is borderline an essay with how long it is. I’m so sorry—

For example *cue dramatic lighting and a cheesy flashback monologue thingie* oh my god I think I’m losing it, I’m so tired

Y/n and their younger sibling, Frisk, had just finished up another press conference regarding Monsters being back on the surface. All seems to be going well until the ground beneath their feet vanishes and they fall unconscious a few moments later. When they awaken, they notice they’re surrounded by humans—wait they aren’t all humans, what the fuck, since when are there hybrids? They knew everyone from the underground—by name, no less—and had never heard of any currently living hybrids. Only of ones from before the war. Besides, Monsters have been on the surface for a month at most, so there is no way for... oh boy, their head is spinning.

After some very...tense...introductions (“Hi, I never saw you guys Underground, nor have I heard of you, no offense. So, uh, which monsters are you guys related to?” “OI, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT TUBBO IS NOT A MONSTER!”) they come to the realization that y/n is most definitely not from this world, or even this universe. Y/n’s adamant refusal to fight the “real monsters” that roam this land (“I did not spend countless timelines weeks putting my life on the line to befriend every monster, break the barrier that trapped them Underground, and defend them against my own god forsaken race just to turn my back on them.”) was a pretty big sign, after all. That, along with species of monsters that the SMP members have never heard of and how y/n talked about Souls as if they were a tangible thing.

It’s a rocky start before any sort of friendship is formed: y/n, wanting to be cautious, (and also not having Sans there to CHECK for them) decides to ask everyone what their LV is. It’s risky, and they had no way to prove if anyone is (or isn’t) telling the truth, but it was worth a shot. “Our levels?” A small goat hybrid asked, his head slightly tilting to the side. Everyone assumes that y/n is talking about enchantment levels. “I’m at 26! Ranboo, you’re at 30, right?” “I’m at 37 now, actually.” “Well, I’M at 58. Clearly I’m the superior one here. A real big man, a very manly man, aren’t I?” And a few others pipe in. Color drains from y/n’s face and they take a few steps back, hands shaking as their eyes dart between each person in the room and the exit. ‘How many lives have they each taken to make their LOVE so high? Why do they seem so proud of it?’ Yeah... that was an interesting experience.

- even though they have been reassured multiple times that the monsters of this world are nothing like the ones from their home, y/n still refuses to kill a single one, as I had mentioned earlier. They also refuse to kill animals. It takes a couple tries at explaining LV or LOVE—Level Of ViolencE—along with EXP—EXecution Points—but eventually everyone is on the same page

- Y/n is hesitant to bring out their SOUL when asked. First off, though they’re now friends with those from the Underground, they can’t help but be reminded of every spear, knife, bone, petal, gaster blaster, and fireball that has been aimed at them with the intent to kill whenever their SOUL was drawn into an encounter back then. Second of all, showing your SOUL is something you do with those you trust with your life—after all, you’re literally putting your lifeline out on display when you do so. There are so many different ways that the SMP members can see it

- Perhaps a monster appears

- Eggpire or Dream attack

- Someone forces y/n into an encounter because everyone is too curious to just let this opportunity slip by

- When y/n discovers that the people of this land have more than one life, they’re confused. There is no way that all of these people have SOULS of Determination, and there’d definitely be some issues if people kept rewinding time to their last save point. Besides, only one Determination SOUL—the strongest one—should be able to respawn. Then again, they only know what Frisk had explained to them. They were never able to see the save stars that Frisk would interact with in the different sections of the Underground. So they only have so much to go off of.

- Battle for them is completely different. Despite being in a different world, the mechanics from their world still apply. They can FIGHT, ACT, use an ITEM or show MERCY.

- They use Frisk’s tactic and flirt their way out of a fight or two. They never understood why Frisk did it until now... ‘I mean, I...wow. That was actually effective.’ They’re impressed.

- Oh no, maybe that wasn’t the best idea...they might have some yanderes after them bc of it...

- They probably have accidentally called Philza ‘Asgore’ and Tubbo ‘Asriel’ because both hybrids remind her of the two males from her world. Similar personalities AND Tubbo is a goat hybrid. The poor child is going to be so confused

- If Tubbo’s a yandere oh boy it’s going to be so easy for him. Y/n will probably be constantly at his side and telling him stories about the first fallen child and how they were adopted by the royal family, who are goat monsters! And just explaining the history of the underground and how important the goat family is. Talks about Asriel a lot as well. Probably makes him butterscotch cinnamon pie and tries to recreate golden flower tea to share with him as well. Or, they do that and he’s not yandere and it’s just wholesome.

- If we follow the headcanons that some fans have made, perhaps Frisk (and/or y/n) gave up half of their SOUL to give to either (or both) Chara or Asriel so they’d have another chance at life

- Not only does y/n refuse to kill, which leaves them vulnerable, they also only have half a SOUL, which means they’re incredibly weak. Someone needs to protect them, someone needs to keep them safe, someone needs to—

- Y/n is incredibly agile thanks to all the battles they’ve faced Underground. With their SOUL always out in the open during an encounter and the fact that they refuse to harm anyone, it’s required. I’m imagining them moving like a dancer, using jumps and spins to help them avoid any weapons swung at them.

- This is gonna be annoying for any yandere that wishes to lock y/n up. Even if they won’t physically hurt someone, they WILL put up a fight and make it as hard as they possibly can to be dragged into isolation or imprisonment

- When it comes to who goes yandere, I believe what color of SOUL y/n has (their personality, in summary) would play a big role. Here’s a few of my ideas, feel free to move people around or add to it, I’m really tired and can’t think of many characters LOL

- Red (determination): Wilbur, Technoblade

- Orange (bravery): Technoblade, Dream, Tommy

- Yellow (justice): Sam, Technoblade

- Green (kindness): the kids of the server, Fundy, and Ghostbur

- Cyan (patience): Ranboo, Ghostbur, Karl

- Dark blue (integrity): Tubbo, Philza, Sam

- Purple (perseverance): Dream—this man would love to see how long it would take for your perseverance to run out. I wouldn’t be surprised if your perseverance is the only reason he’s interested.

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From what I saw of the end of what I wrote, it is DEFINITELY cut short. At least I mentioned every SOUL type lolol.

Also, I found a whole other note that’s a continuation of this concept but for y/n being from another game what the hell was I doing—

Expect that to come in another ask once I eat dinner

Sorry i took so long to answer!! I kept getting distracted!

That stuff is so pog man!!!! Puffy might be called “Toriel” once in a while because mom energy and she sheep,,, close to goat!

Gosh all the flirting will bring in so many yanderes or make ppl like “yo wtf??” And there’s a very small amount that are inbetween.

OKAY BUT WITH THE MONSTER STUFF ON THE DSMP- they’d keep the monsters in their house. They’d give them food and everything. Some def become very friendly and will defend. Haha giant spider go prrrrrr

I’d write more but there is so much amazing stuff I don’t think I could add to some of them anyways!!! Plus my mind is just racing other places rn haha

#ask #loyal anon #tw: yandere #rambling with dodo #c: tubbo #c: wilbur #c: techno #c: dream #c: tommy #c: ranboo #c: ghostbur #c: karl #c: philza #c: sam

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first of all, you're so right. sub minghao doesn't get enough attention and it's so crazy to me cause... just look at him!!

second.. WTF RAIN??? you cannot do this to me!!! minghao tied up???? temperature play!! (W COLD WATER aka my fav) the fact that he came so quick once reader started touching his cock w the brush!!!!?? dude this is wow. i mean wow. wow. like wow. i love this sooo much. the whole roleplay that reader doesn't know the effect they have on hao because they're just painting?? what could he want am i right? *SCREAMS* and him begging but knowing it's only gonna happen when reader wants it? i am not okay. i- i just. thank you for this. really. this was so hot!! I'm so horny now i have to take a shower🤕

- ☕

cold temp play is so fucking hot omg, when i got the idea, i highkey had to take a break bc my brain was overheating😭 and thank you for peeping the whole “begging even tho he knows you’ll whatever you want whenever you want” bc i think that’s a type of submissiveness that should be talked about more, like the “i’m fully at their mercy but i’ll still beg bc i know they like to hear it” type

you have to take a SHOWER bc of this fic? omg hihi i’m blushing bro😳 so glad you liked it latte<33

#☕️ anon #asks

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rainecreatesstuff · 4 years

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LAMP Soulmate AU Bulletfic thing

Word Count: 2569

TW: Mentions and implications of abuse, mentions of anxiety, descriptions of panic attacks, mentions and implications of death + illness

They’re all connected in different ways

Virgil is connected to Patton through that thing where marks on your soulmate’s skin appear of yours too

Roman through a thing where on your eleventh birthday at 11:11pm a name will pop into your head and wow its your soulmate’s

And Logan through the string thing

Roman is connected to Patton through a timer on his wrist

And Logan through a tattoo-like mark on your wrist that says your soulmate’s first words to you

Logan and Patton are connected through a soulmark (A tattoo or raised pattern on your skin that is also on your soulmate)

Patton is blind

so in this au different soulmarkers develop at different ages

So when V’s little he’s super excited to meet his sm, bc his parents are soulmates and everything he’s seen abt them is so sweet and exciting!

He turns six and doesn’t develop a timer, which is what he was hoping for

But that’s ok! There are tons of other soulmarkers!

And then he doesn’t develop a soulmark when he’s seven

Or a sentence on his wrist when he’s eight

And he can see colours

So he’s starting to get nervous

And hey! Mom’s sick, and in the hospital, and she’s just not doing too swell

But then when he turns nine, a beautiful red string has been tied around his ring finger when he wakes up!

And wow! Mom look, I have a soulmate! Just like you and daddy!

And then a few months later he’s doing his homework at the kitchen table and the string goes limp before shriveling up and turning black

The doctors have no explanation, and V’s anxiety has really started to kick in

Mom doesn’t seem to be getting better either

So when he turns ten, he is fully aware that this is probably his last chance to develop a soulmarker

He writes on his forearm the night before his birthday

It says “Hey, I’m V! I guess we’re soulmates?”

When he wakes up there’s nothing new

Which is fine! Because that means his sm is probably in the same time zone as him!

But then he keeps waiting and

Nothing

Nothing for a week.

Eventually his dad convinces him to wash it off

Then on his eleventh birthday he knows how uncommon a soulname connection is, but he needs to try

So it’s 11:10 and he’s sitting at his desk with a marker ready to write it down and then-

Roman Prince

Roman prince? What do you mean Roman prince? That’s not a name! What the hell?!

So he’s really sad and anxious and stuff because he doesn’t have a soulmate and, yknow, that’s kinda upsetting for him

And hey, your mom really isn’t doing too well, we have to visit her after school, okay?

At first Virgil doesn’t understand why mom’s being so dramatic or why she keeps telling him she loves him

Then it hits him

And now he’s sobbing and hugging her and shaking and he can’t breathe he can’t breathe he can’t breathe

Fun fact! Turns out this is a regular thing and he has really bad anxiety.

And mom has been put in a medically induced coma

So a year later dad decides to pull the plug

Virgil’s anxiety has gotten really bad

He’s just not in a good place

High school goes by without much happening

Now he’s going to university! How exciting and stressful!

Roman, too, was entranced by the idea of soulmates. His parents aren’t soulmates, but they encourage his excitement about them!

And when he turns six, he develops a timer on his wrist! Score! What a romantic way to meet the love of your life!

Or friend of your life

His moms are so excited for him! They get him new paints and take him out to dinner to celebrate.

And then he wakes up on his eighth birthday to words on his right wrist

It says “If you could stop talking, it would be vastly appreciated.”

He’s a little pissed

His moms take him to the doctor bc “wtf why does he have TWO soulmarkers?!”

The answer is that he has two soulmates

It’s uncommon, but possible

So while he is ecstatic and ready to parade his soulmarkers around the school, his moms are a little less happy and a little more worried

They may have made the suggestion that he wears long sleeves most days, those ones that he hates because they will not roll up

But he did what they asked because they’re his moms, and he loves them very much

And then a few years later on his birthday he’s typing up a short story for school

It’s due the next day so he’s rushing through it a little bit

It’s still amazing

But anyways, he’s writing, and he suddenly just gets the name “Virgil Miller” stuck in his head

He doesn’t think anything of it bc he’s writing and that’s normal

He ends up naming the main character Virgil

Logan grows up in a bit of a run-down part of town

His Mami and Dad are soulmates (he doesn’t think they should be)

They fight a lot, and sometimes Dad’ll hurt Mami, especially at night when they think he’s asleep

And he’s heard Mami on the phone with his Tia, talking about court cases? And laws, and soulmates?

Needless to say, he isn’t all too enamoured with the idea of soulmates

When he’s seven he gets a soulmark, some bumps over his heart, which is a little distressing

He’s never met this person, but he’s supposed to spend his whole life with them?

He’s very scared that his soulmate will be like Dad

And then he develops the words “Bold of you to assume I can stop talking” on his right wrist

And then a string when he’s nine.

He doesn’t tell his parents about any of them. “Soulless” people existed, and he knew his Mami was hoping he was one of them.

And then later that year Mami sits him down and tells him that she’s going to live with his Tia until she can find her own apartment, and that she and Dad aren’t together anymore

Logan cries for a while, and tells her about all the things he’s heard, and the bruises he’s seen, and begs to go with her

Mami says she was hoping he would

His Dad finds out the day before they leave and he hits Logan

Multiple times

And when his Mami steps in, Dad scowls and yells and stomps away and Mami picks Logan up and they run to the car and leave

When they get to his Tia’s he hides in the guest bedroom they said is his and he takes a pair of scissors and

Snip snip, he’s 33% more “soulless”

He steals Mami’s concealer and puts it on his wrist everyday to cover the words there

The only one he doesn’t cover is the soulmark on his chest, which he almost never sees because of his shirt

Whenever anyone asks, he just tells them he’s soulless

He tries not to get too close to people, but he usually fails and so he has a very small, very tight friend group

Oh also he’s a grade ahead of his year

Patton’s family is very well off

He’s the oldest of four brothers

He’s trans, but his family is v supportive and helped him transition as soon as they found out

His service dog’s name is Cookie and she’s a golden retriever

He’s had her since he was eleven, and he loves her very much

Because he’s blind there’s certain things he didn’t know about growing up

For example, nobody told him about soulmates until he was nine

Which really explains the weird ticking he hears every once in a while, as well as the strange, tiny bumps on his chest (which spell out “Loved” in Braille)

He doesn’t think about it too often, but he’d be lying if the idea didn’t entrance him

He didn’t think he’d ever meet his soulmates, though, and if he did, he wasn’t sure they’d want the responsibility of a blind soulmate

On the day he turns ten, there’s this little tickling on his forearm, like butterflies gently taking off on him

He doesn’t really think anything of it, though

Despite being blind, Patton is super capable

He can’t cook by himself, but if he’s supervised he does a really good job. He’s the most prepared for “real life” out of his siblings, which is strange, considering he’s the oldest

He goes to public school, where most kids are really nice (sometimes antagonistically nice), but there were also some rude kids

“You don’t really need that walking stick, you’ve got a dog, and we need it to play our game!”

The amount of times he’s had to explain that no you dumbass I do still need the stick is ridiculous

But he keeps a smile on his face and forges through it

And then in grade eleven Roman’s studying in the hallway when he sees some kid being bullied

Well, not bullied, but definitely teased. Something was wrong, anyways

He’s been on edge all day because his timer keeps going down

But he’s not really thinking about it rn

So he goes over and gets the idiots to leave and

Holy hell did heaven drop an angel? They must have, because look at this boy with his golden hair and tanned skin and freckles and

Beep beep motherfucker. It’s soulmate o’clock

And Roman is just so happy

“H-hey, I’m Roman!” “Oh, hi, I’m Patton! Did... did your timer go off?” “Uh yeah! It did!”

And Patton

Just grins so wide and there’s tears, and he leaps up and hugs Roman so tight

And Roman is so freaking happy!!!! He asks Patton for his contact because duh and Pat’s like

“Uhhh well I can’t text”

“Why?”

“..... I’m blind?” “OHHHHHHH”

So they figure they can talk over the phone because Patton does have a phone for calling

So they have a cute first date and they fall in love and everything’s good and dandy and Roman’s going to college but Patton’s found this real nifty job that just so happens to be right next to Roman’s college so they move in together and Patton knows about Roman’s other sm and Roman knows about Patton’s other sm

And Roman’s in a lecture now

And he didn’t really notice but he’s been muttering

And he’s just kinda sitting there when he hears it from the guy next to him

So he looks up and here’s this ethereal looking dude with gorgeous brown eyes and dark hair and

“Bold of you to assume I can stop talking.”

He curses every known god for making his first words to his soulmate be a meme

They excuse themselves from class because holy shit

And Logan introduces himself shakily

And Roman asks for his number

And they go on a date where Roman tells him about Patton and Logan mentions having a soulmark over his heart

Logan is really hesitant to join their relationship bc he was hoping he would never meet his soulmates

So they don’t put a label on it right away

But they go on a few dates and hang out a bunch and Logan realizes that he actually really, really likes these guys and he doesn’t really want to live the rest of his life without them

So he talks to them and tells them about some of the stuff that happened when he was a kid

Roman and Patton are horrified but they hug him and promise that they will never lay a finger on him if he asks them not to

And Logan just has a moment of “These guys love me. Like actually love me. And want me to be happy. And I think I feel the same?”

So on their next date Logan asks both of them to be his boyfriends and obviously they say yes

And basically they’re just all really in love

They move into a bigger apartment together at the beginning of year two

So then they’re all cuddling one day when Logan tells them about his string

And so the other two are like “oh shit is there another???”

And Roman says that on his eleventh birthday he just suddenly had this name pop into his head but he just assumed he’d wanted the name for a character so

And Patton says that after getting his soulmark AND a timer he didn’t think to check for anything else

So they’re all kinda like well whoops let’s hope we still meet them!

And Patton’s at his job one day when this guy walks in and he’s one of the new employees

Pat’s got his seeing eye doggo with him but the vest is off cuz they’re both on break

And so V’s like “oh cool dog can I pet him?”

Bc usually he would never just go up and ask but he literally can’t stop himself because here’s this adorable dude in front of him and the universe is screeching at him to say hi

And Pat hears his voice and immediately falls in love

“Oh, yea sure! She’s my eye dog, but she’s on break so it’s all good!”

And V meets Pat and his dog

And they end up exchanging numbers because they are coworkers and well

Yknow

So a couple days later, after him and Patton have been talking a lot, Pat invites him over

So V goes over and meets Roman and Logan

And he hears Roman’s name and

Holy shit

And of course Roman is also freaking out because the name Virgil just really hasn’t left his head since he thought of it

So yknow

Logan’s a little unsure, but then the two get talking about astronomy and he doesn’t care if they’re not soulmates he is going to marry this guy

And they all get really close really fast

And then one day Virgil offhandedly mentions the string thing

And Logan freezes and just

Shows V his right ring finger, where they can both see this rotting string that’s still tied tight around it and

Fuck V can’t breathe are you kidding? right now?

So they help ground him, and Logan explains everything

And Roman tells him what’s up

But they’re not really sure how he’s connected to Patton but then he just

Grabs a marker and draws a heart on his hand and

It’s right there on Patton’s hand holy s h i t

So they take Virgil on a date and stuff and they make it official

And Virgil’s a little nervous bc like those three have been together for a while now and he feels like he’s intruding

But he talks to Logan and L understands bc Roman and Patton had been dating for 2+ years when he found them

He promises that V is not intruding and that they all really love him

And Virgil just full on starts crying because he hasn’t felt this loved since before his mom died and he loves his bfs so much

They find their bfs and just cuddle all night

Virgil moves in with the rest of them at the beginning of third year

They get their happily ever after for the most part

Hopefully y’all liked this! I think I’ll be posting more writing on here, bc I have TONS of wips stacked up in a google docs and I’d like to get them out of there lmao

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woodchoc-magnum · 3 years

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L0ne St@r 2x12 Hate Watch

DO NOT REBLOG THIS ONE - thanks, I’m trying to fly under the radar with my negative opinions here

Usual disclaimer, and I mean it this time: If you watch and love this show, that’s great and I hope you continue to enjoy it. Please don’t read this - simply go about having a lovely day.

If you do love this show and T*rlos and are braving this anyway - do not come in here. I mean it. This is not a T*rlos friendly zone. I do not ship it. Please enjoy your ship in peace and harmony. I have no intention of getting into arguments with anyone, I will simply ignore you.

I have done everything I can to avoid this showing up in the tags, whatever the LS tags are. Don’t send me hate on anon because I’ll delete them; I don’t care if you think I should stop watching the show, I’m not gonna. I like to suffer.

Eddie Diaz for calm and strength and to centre ourselves:

Hate, as always, under the cut:

Let's do this fucking thing, I've heard bad things about this episode

And I already know I'm wrong about the arsonist which is ANNOYING but maybe also too obvious so that's okay, I also know who the arsonist is and all the main plot points but I’ve still got to watch it to really appreciate the subtle nuances of the episode:

Oooh Billy

I ship it

Billwen for the win

This show is so dumb

Billy is smarter than Owen, maybe he should be the captain of the 126

I miss his lightning scars though

He's TWO HOURS LATER FOR DINNER

TK is looking as bland as always

They seriously waited for two fucking hours for this guy

Maybe should've put some deodorant on before going to dinner there Owen

You know I can't imagine the OG doing a storyline as dumb as this

So Carlos' dad thinks it's someone who works at the 126 or just a firefighter in general?

Well gosh darn it, it looks like Owen fits that profile exactly!

At least we get some Judd early in the episode and I love him

Angela Bassett is executive producer on this show as well? I hope she gets paid cash money for this

Billy is the red herring and I fell right into their trap

I just really wanted it to be him

Ooh Grace was listening

Oh it's 100% the arson investigator and Billy is 100% turning Owen in, I love him

Billy is amazing

He's my favourite character on this show

I hope he's not working with Owen to get the arson investigator? I hope he's actually this devious

I want him to be THIS DEVIOUS

Why the fuck does Owen wear that hoodie everywhere

TK is now having a little bitch fit

"they can't do that, can they?" he asks in a monotone, his face blank and devoid of expression

TK's real real dumb

Oh ho ho is this the shoving scene

IT IS

God Ronen CANNOT ACT

Okay so while I think it is wildly unbelievable that they would send TK's boyfriend to tell him that his father had been arrested by HIS father – it seems like a conflict – I would like to say that Carlos is being calm and reasonable

And TK is acting like a little BITCH

This is escalating quickly

Oh TK you so dumb

THE SHOVING

Wow

FOUR TIMES

Wow

Your fave is problematic, yo

Carlos deserves better than this whiny little piece of shit

And now, an interlude while I rant:

Let's talk about how Eddie Diaz yelled at Buck once in a supermarket and the fandom has never forgotten it; how his character has been villainised despite everything else going on in the show at the time, for that one fucking scene – let's talk about all the fics where Eddie hits Buck, or punches him, or rapes him – because you know those fics exist – let's talk about the "Eddie is violent" narrative that parts of this fandom like to push because Eddie yelled at Buck, one time, once, in a supermarket

Totally ignoring the fact that at no point at all, in any other episode he’s been in, has he been violent towards Buck, at all - let’s talk about how the street fighting arc was out of character for Eddie, because he was struggling to cope and looking for an outlet - let’s talk about how Buck and Eddie moved past that whole storyline and strengthened their relationship; how they built a family together, how they’re a team and they have each other’s backs no matter what, and how, not once in the entire show, have they ever been violent towards each other or pushed each other around in anger - NOT ONCE.

And let's talk about this scene, where TK, ya boy, ya sweet tender boy, just shoved the man he says he loved four times, violently, in front of people at the firehouse.

I betcha any money he doesn’t get tarnished with the Eddie-Diaz-is-violent brush, because he can do no wrong. He’s the fan favourite, and this is totally glossed over by the end of the episode and nothing will ever be said about it ever again.

Because wow, you guys. Wow. If this was my ship, I’d be pissed.

Back to the hate watch:

And I know that whole fight is for nothing because I know the plot twist – I know that the dads are working together in order to reveal the real arsonist, the investigator – so they've basically turned their children, who are in a relationship, against each other?

Also why is Billy allowed to be watching the interview?

Goddamn do we really have to show the gruesome burn victim photos

I really want Billy to be devious by the way, and not in on the plan

Oh here comes TK, looking like the little bitch he is

God he's a fucking awful actor

This is the dumbest plotline ever

Equating OWEN STRAND WITH THOR? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

BLASPHEMY

THOR IS THE GOD OF THUNDER

OWEN IS A DUMBASS

THE TWO ARE NOT EQUAL

Uh oh here comes the evil investigator

Do either of these men – Owen and Carlos' dad – stop to consider that what they're doing has kind of an impact on their children, who are currently in a relationship? No? Okay

Because this is one hell of an awkward situation

Does Owen genuinely think that Billy is the arsonist?

Interesting that the arson investigator wants any info Owen didn't give Carlos' dad, and he turned off the cameras/mics etc

This show is stupid

Arson investigator also knows that the sons are dating, interesting

"And you can pound sand!" oooh great comeback Owen

This episode is so BORING OMG

Why the fuck am I watching a shitty Law & Order knock-off when I should be watching a bonkers 911 episode

Oh no Judd's at Billy's

I really do think Billy Burke is good looking and it is a flaw of mine, I don't know what it is about him and he really doesn't look that good in this show but I really love Billy Burke okay

And I WANT HIM TO BE DEVIOUS

Oh Judd

Oh Judd thinks Billy is the arsonist

See this is why YOU DON'T LIE TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU

Oh he punched him

God damn everyone is violent in this show

Judddddddddddddd

Uh oh here comes trouble to the "vagrant's" hospital room

Oh it's the arson investigator, their little bluff worked, incredible, amazing, flawless etc

Wow how amazing

It was the ol' switcheroo

Judd punched Billy for nothing

TK and Carlos nearly came to blows for nothing

Now Owen is allowed to watch the interrogation? They'll just let anyone watch those things these days

OH MAN ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT BILLY WAS IN ON IT WITH OWEN THE WHOLE TIME?

Damn it I wanted DEVIOUS god damn it

Fucking cowards

"I assumed it was probably a trap at the hospital which is why I went there anywhere"

But why is he lighting fires

A FEW MONTHS?

A man is dead

Pure theatre

So annoyed that Billy isn't devious

But the Billwen ship sails on, clowns 🤡

Do we think the arsonist has the hots for Owen? 100% yes, right?

He's very happy to see him wink wonk

This doesn't even feel like an episode of 911, it's so goddamn dumb

"I knew you had darkness in you too" – that dude definitely wants to fuck him

Why is he lighting the fires?

They're so dumb

"And now I'm going to repay the favour" – he's talking about YOUR SONS

WHO HE KNOWS ARE TOGETHER

Wow these two dumbasses really have no fucking idea do they

OH HE'S BURNING HIMSELF ALIVE

Wow this is graphic

What the fuck is up with this show and the horribly graphic scenes lately?

That dude is dead yo

"Take away everything that's important to me" AND HE CALLS THE FIREHOUSE FIRST

THE FIREHOUSE IS THE FIRST FUCKING CALL???

Oh okay it did blow up and TK was there so I'll allow it

But hey look on the bright side – Owen gets to remodel again!

And isn't that what he's the best at?

Yo your firehouse is on fire dudes, better call the fire department

Does Judd apologise to Billy or no

Oh here we have TK and Carlos and their perfect love

And Carlos is the one apologising?

No.

Please tell me no

Carlos you are allowed to be pissed at him – ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

"nobody has to apologise?"

YOUR BOYFRIEND PUSHED YOU AROUND

Oh my god

Wow

Okay.

Look I'm just saying that to me this would be a GIGANTIC RED FLAG but wtf do I know

I'm just saying because I have to – if Carlos was a woman and TK did that? Whole different story gang

Whole completely different mother-fucking story

This show, wow

Wow.

Wow. This is bad.

Domestic violence happens to men too, just saying.

Wow I'm so annoyed that I've paused it to type furiously and rant that wow, they're just not acknowledging that TK was totally out of line? Okay. Wow.

And everyone's just fine with it?

Oh they're just figuring out that he set more than one fire

Maybe there's something else you care about other than the firehouse, Owen

Maybe?

BILLY IS THE ONE WHO FIGURES IT OUT

See this is why Billy is the best

Oh no TK and Carlos are in danger

Oh it's so romantic isn't it? They're gonna fuck now that everything is okay

Wow he left a lot of bombs in Carlos' house

Damn Carlos is hot

No smoke alarms?

That fire has really taken ahold there guys

I'm gonna assume you do have smoke alarms and he disconnected them

Wow he really covered all bases didn't he

Put the bombs in the bedroom as well

RIP Carlos' nice house

"I love you too" after I violently shoved you around today

Oh who needs a fucking fire department when you've got Owen fucking Strand right?

"Carlos" he says flatly. "How are you doing?" he asks in a monotone

"I should've had an extinguisher in the bedroom" DUDE NO ONE DOES

And if TK wanted one in there, he's the fucking firefighter, he should've checked when he moved in instead of assuming like a dumbass

God this show is dumb as fuck and I hate it so much

Billwen for the win

"just a couple of crap magnets" fucking a-men Judd

This show sucks

Oh no TOMMY OH NO

WHAT'S HAPPENING

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK

What the fuck

Is he dead?

TAKE OWEN AND TK INSTEAD

I’m going to say one more thing about this T*rlos storyline - if they’d done this to Buck & Eddie in the OG, I’d be fucking devastated. Like... if Buck or Eddie pushed the other around the way TK pushed Carlos around, I’d be absolutely gutted. It’s really horrible that they went down that path - whether it’s OOC or not, and you can probably argue that it is - they shouldn’t have included the scene like that in the show.

It just raises a whole slew of questions, like... is TK violent? Is Carlos used to being pushed around in relationships? Is the show saying that it’s okay that they got a little physical because they’re both men? Domestic violence is never okay, and this is kind of... saying that it is, in certain circumstances?

That is problematic as fuck and such bad writing.

These two are in a relationship where they are living together and supposedly love each other, and this is how the writers choose to portray it? If you’re a T*rlos shipper and you’re upset about this episode, I get it. It’s really fucking terrible that they included that scene - and I would bet cold hard cash it’ll never be addressed again.

This is why LS is a bad show. It’s shitty writing. Shitty storylines. Characters who are interesting are shoved into the background and glossed over in favour of the male white characters. The OG doesn’t have this problem - for everyone complaining that Eddie hasn’t been featured as much this season (and yeah, I hate it too) - you can’t complain that the characters of colour don’t get equal screentime.

With LS - it’s the Rob Lowe show, and everyone else is just in the background. And that’s why it’s so frustrating to watch - they have a great cast, and this could be a really good show, but it’s just not.

Do you think the LS writers patted themselves on the back after this arc and were like, "yeah we nailed it, we're amazing?"

This episode is -1,000000/10. This show should be cancelled.

Two god awful miserable fucking episodes to go.

Diaz to cleanse:

#DO NOT REBLOG #lone star hate watch #enter at your own risk

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katara0524 · 3 years

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Impromptu Ramblings about the NEO:TWEWY Demo

In case y'all weren't aware, I've been a pretty big fan of TWEWY for a couple years now, and with the sequel coming out next month, the excitement I feel for this game is greater than ever :) I played the Demo for the first time yesterday, and following a couple views of some livestreams of others playing it, I felt like sharing my (very ramble-y) thoughts prior to the release of the full game. This post WILL contain spoilers for both TWEWY and NEO:TWEWY, so if you want to avoid those from now on, please block the tags: #twewy spoilers, #ntwewy spoilers, #neo twewy spoilers, #ntwewy, and #neo twewy ^_^ Oh, and if you wanna keep up with any other posts I make about my experience with this game, please refer to the tag "kat plays neo twewy" :)

-First things first: I have not watched the Final Trailer and I don't plan on doing so to avoid spoilers, especially after the pre-release era of KH3 where a lot of the later trailers spoiled a lot of the endgame content. That being said, I've seen some minor screenshots from the final trailer including what many believe to be characters from the original TWEWY, namely Shiki and Joshua. That is all I know about the Final Trailer and I would very much like to remain as blind as possible going into NEO :)

-The very first cutscene was quite ominous in the sense that this game is likely going to be about "changing fate" (a recently common theme in Squeenix games, which I do appreciate), perhaps leading off from the end of A New Day in the OG and trying to stop an Inversion of Shibuya. Also worth noting that A New Day had similar aspects in which the main character experienced "future visions" of tragic events, although in A New Day these events were not able to be changed, while in NEO it seems like one of the main "powers" our protagonist has is specifically to rewrite these events and avoid a "bad ending." Very interesting indeed!

-I really like the revamped comic book style dialogue scenes, it's much more fluid and modern, which is an excellent direction for the series to take!

-I would love to have an actual PokemonGO knockoff of Final Fantasy creatures, please Squeenix that would be incredibleeeeee

-Also the LINE stickers??? Are so cute???

-I would just like to point out that Fret is an absolute treasure throughout this entire demo, he's hilarious and I will protect him with my life

-UHHHH don't like that Fret picked up some Reaper Pins just out of nowhere.....or the fact that they're apparently popular all over Shibuya.............did y'all not learn anything from the OG game or what lmao

-Okay so when I first got the "curry or ramen" scene and heard NPCs talking about the new curry place replacing the old ramen place I became IMMENSELY distressed that Ramen Don was totally cut from the game because....well, Ramen Don is a King okay?? But I'm glad to learn that no, he didn't fall off the face of the earth, he's still in business and he's the one opening the curry restaurant lolol. PHEW, crisis averted!

-.....I don't like the sudden appearance of a Wall Reaper and being able to read NPC thoughts. Wtf happened when they left the ramen place??? Are they playing the Game alive somehow?

-Okay so I have my own theories about this "Swallow" character and what they're up to but considering this is only the Demo and I still Have No Idea What's Happening, I'm just gonna say that I think Swallow intentionally led Rindo and Fret to the Crossing so they could join the Game. I mean, add in the fact that Swallow still communicates with Rindo during the Game and you've got yourself a suspicious character right there lol

-"Hey they're shooting off fireworks!" Fret honey that's not fireworks oof (see also: "*laughs* I'm in danger")

-WOOOOOO way to traumatize Rindo right off the bat like that LMAOO

-The visuals for the intro are VERY GOOD, the song is pretty decent until it gets all "screamo" (which I absolutely cannot stand sorry lol)

-Shoka is every Customer Service employee ever and I respect that

-Susukichi went from being "meh" to "WOW THIS GUY IS FUN" in the span of 10 seconds and I also respect that (he is also built like an Absolute Unit which is hilarious)

-The Wall Reapers (and just Reapers in general) seem.....way nicer and more helpful this time around?? Like in the OG the Wall Reapers were SO RUDE gfhjgjdfkhn and yeah I'm sure we'll get some like that but the juxtaposition of the first Wall Reaper in the OG compared to the first one in NEO is insane.

-The puzzles are quite a bit more entertaining this time around even if it's generally the same "fetch quest" formula lol

-"Rindo's Group" way to go Fret HFKJDGHSDFKJ mans really left the default name in there lmao

-OKAYOKAYOKAY so to those who aren't aware I am a MASSIVE SIMP for Sho Minamimoto, he's my absolute favorite and I think about him daily. HIS INTRODUCTION IS. INCREDIBLE. I LOVE IT SM.

-GOD hearing him actually SPEAK FULL SENTENCES is just SO SURREAL I love this sm

-Also the remix of his theme???? NEO TRANSFORMATION????? IT'S SO GOOD????????? It's like gone from a Boss Theme to a more triumphant sounding theme and I am HERE for it (every version of Transformation is just INCREDIBLE and getting a new one is even better)

-I Love Him, Your Honor

-Also idk how exactly but it's kinda weird seeing Sho in the OG vs NEO, cuz while he's mostly the same Insane Math-Obsessed Catboy, he's.....calmed down quite a bit?? Like OG made a whole point of how poorly he cooperates with others (not to mention just being completely unhinged and trying to kill everyone), whereas here in NEO he's......actually kinda working with others??? HELLO???? Sir what happened to you and Neku during those 3 years I would love to know all about it

-I guarantee you Sho is still probably scheming shite and will likely pull some total insane BS later down the road, and I am very much looking forward to that. Also, is he looking for a certain Pin or something??? Cuz he keeps talking about different Pins and even mentions "this is just another Psych Pin" like he's actively looking for a Pin to do something with. Maybe it also has to do with the "latent powers of Players" thing he mentioned as well??? What is this dude UP TO oml (also is he in contact with Neku at all?? they're both technically fugitives at this point right?? WHAT HAPPENED AFTER A NEW DAY I AM BEGGING YOU)

-I seems like Sho ALSO has an idea of what's going on in this specific game (even if he won't admit it straightforward). Per his quote "The game's 142,857. Factor it out," he's essentially saying, "This game is a neverending cyle, figure out how to get out of it" (or at least that's what I got from his "cyclic number" nonsense lolol)

-I do like how Sho mostly stays out of sight until he's needed for a battle or assisting with a mission, that's kind of on par with his whole "uncooperative" quirk from the OG, plus he might literally have to stay out of sight of other Reapers and Players considering he's likely breaking the rules of the Game (not surprising considering him and Neku broke practically every rule in the book during OG)

-The nicknames for Sho- I can't- They're so FUNNYYYY GFHJSDFKJ

-He goes from being called "Pi-Face" and "Tabooty" in OG to "Mr. Minami" and "M-Teezy" in NEO LMAOO

-(Wowee I just realized I've been mostly talking about Sho oopsies sorry y'all, this is what I meant by thinking about him almost daily he is THAT much of a fav of mine ghfkjsd)

-Okay RIP Fret and Rindo for not getting literally ANY explanation as to how the Game works OOF, that is kinda cringe that whoever gets the Pin earns points, not whoever erases the Noise (which like I understand but also URRRGGHHH I WANNA SEE THE SQUAD SUCCEED)

-"I should be going home now it's getting late" Oh you sweet summer child-

-Also love the mention of parents in this game???? KH you could learn a thing or two from TWEWY (poor Rindo's mom fhgjkdh)

-KUBO IS HILARIOUS I SUPPORT HIM AND HIS GROSS FACE (also thank you Final Trailer thumbnail for spoiling my suspicions about him very cool smh)

-Kaie is a LAD I also support him, go King type those funky texts I believe in you

-FRET PLS STOP SCANNING FHGJKSDHKJFGHFKJ he's like me when I scan in OG during Weeks 2 and 3 and see Taboo Noise coming after me ghfjdshfj

-Also Rindo can you stay off your phone for TWO SECONDS ik you're trying to figure things out but Fret is a jelly boi and I don't want him to be upset with you my guy

-Sho being an actual sorta mentor to the kiddos?? Who are you sir this is so unlike you ghfgskj what happened to the guy who tried shooting children in the face 8 times over LMAO (granted he's probably just using them but it's still nice to see him actually cooperating and sharing knowledge with the kiddos aaaaa)

-EYO EIJI OJI THE TIKTOK INFLUENCER IS BACK LMAO

-hgjkfshgkjf "we aren't glorifying capitalism on my watch" THATS SO FUNNY TO ME GFHJFSDGHJKS (also an all-orange ensemble is disgusting you deserve jail for one thousand years fkn Cheddar Goldfish Cheezit ass woman)

-WICKED TWISTERS NAME DROP EYOOO we love to see it

-gfhsgjf Poor Rindo embarassing himself for the sake of the Game that's incredible

-R e t u r n t o M O N K E. That is all.

-Dialogue during boss battles is HELLA cool i love that

-HHHHH THE KANON SCENE MADE ME A N G E R Y FRET STOP SIMPING MY GUY says the girl with a Literal Simp Encyclopedia and simps for pixels on a screen daily

-Can't wait to see the other Reapers :eyes emoji:

-CAN'T WAIT TO SEE NAGI MY BELOVED YEAHHHH WOOOOOO AAAAND that's about it for the demo lolol, I absolutely CANNOT wait for next month, this game is gonna be INCREDIBLE holy hell Prepare for more simping, more screaming, and more vibing from Yours Truly :) I fully intend on sharing more general thoughts like this on both Tumblr and Twitter so it's not just reblog-retweet-reblog-retweet with the occasional comment fhgskjd

If you wanna witness my insanity up close and personal I have a Square Enix Discord server called Sea Side Dreamers! You can look it up on Disboard, or you can add me on Discord @Katara0524#9244 for a direct link :) We have topics about Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, NieR, and ofc TWEWY (as well as other topics!), so if you want some good ol' chaos and chitchat, you're more than welcome to join!

#neo twewy #ntwewy #neo twewy spoilers #ntwewy spoilers #twewy #neo: the world ends with you #the world ends with you #twewy spoilers #twewy rindo #rindo kanade #twewy fret #tosai furesawa #twewy sho #sho minamimoto #long post #also shameless Discord plug lmaooo #kat plays neo twewy

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Deep as the Ocean

WinterIron, E | AO3

Me? Writing more monsterfucking for Halloween? More likely than you think!

Title: Deep as the Ocean Collaborator(s): Riot @buckybarnesbingo Square Filled: Y5, Occupational Hazard @tonystarkbingo (card 4052) Square Filled: K3, WTF Ship/Main Pairing: WinterIron Rating: E Major Tags/Warnings: established relationship, hand wavey comic book magic, banter, humor, octo!Bucky, consentacles, Confirmed monsterfucker Tony Stark Summary: Another day, another magical mishap. At least most of the team gets hit this time, and Tony is really trying to focus on that rather than one person in particular. It’s not his fault! He grew up with the internet! Word Count: 6.6k

~~~

It starts with a magical, and very angry, environmentalist.

Because of course it does, that’s just the way their lives go.

And look, Tony gets it, he also agrees that the oceans are important and should be protected, he’s completely on board with that. What he can’t get behind is turning random beach vacationers into horrible fish-monsters in an effort to get the point across.

The fight itself goes pretty well. No one gets mauled by horrible enslaved half-human monsters, because it turns out all it took was one look at the Hulk and all the fishpeople apparently deemed the giant green man their new leader or something. They’ve mostly just been following him in large circles up and down the beach, leaving the rest of the team free to focus on the magic man.

Tony actually feels a little bad about how easy things get once the villain of the week loses his army to a laughing Hulk, so naturally it’s right at the end when everything goes sideways.

Because it turns out their angry environmentalist is the ‘go out with a bang’ type, and Tony is just glad he’s up in the safety of the air when the magical smoke cloud engulfs most of the team. Based on the look of smug-yet-guilty relief on Sam’s face when Tony glances over, he’s having the same thought.

“I don’t think that went the way our evil wizard was intending,” Tony says as he and Sam come in for a landing near the rest of the team, who are still looking mostly human and blinking at each other in confusion.

“Is everyone okay?” Sam asks, then wrinkles his nose as he glances over at Steve and adds “You know, relatively speaking?”

“Man, what the fuck,” Clint whines, hands clapped over either side of his neck, “This is why I like to fight from a distance. This kind of shit is way funnier when it’s only happening to other people.”

“I’m doing just peachy,” Natasha says dryly, looking remarkably calm considering she currently has a fish tail instead of legs.

“You make a wonderful mermaid,” Tony tells her brightly, “Now someone please scoop up the magic bastard before he scuttles away.”

“I feel weird about arresting a crab, even if he was just a human wizard trying to kill us all,” Sam says, but manages to scoop up the averaged-sized, if neon blue, crab without getting himself pinched and Steve flashes him a thumbs up.

Well, Steve flashes a thumbs up at the general area three feet to the left of Sam, but they all know what he’s going for. Considering that Steve’s eyes are currently big and glassy and bulging out of his skull, they should probably just be impressed he’s pointed anywhere near Sam.

“Hey, hey Tony,” Bucky says and Tony can hear his smirk even though he’s refusing to look over.

Tony had gotten a glimpse of Bucky’s fish monster transformation when he first landed and he just... cannot deal with that right now.

“Tony,” Bucky says again, and then something slaps wetly against the leg of Tony’s armor and he’s looking down before he can stop himself.

There’s a tentacle on his shin, slowly wrapping it’s way around his leg, shimmering deep red and black in the bright sunlight.

Tony maybe squeaks embarrassingly before jerking his eyes up again, which leads to him accidentally meeting Bucky’s gaze, and the smug, heated smirk on Bucky’s face has Tony’s breath catching in his throat.

Then Bucky has the gall to actually wave at him with the thin, tapered tip of one of his eight tentacles, while the one still wrapped around Tony’s leg tap-tap-taps against his armor and Tony is lucky he stays standing as his stomach gives a hot, vicious twist.

“Goddamnit Bucky, I was joking!” Tony says, throwing his hands in the air and quickly looking away again. He really shouldn’t have opened the faceplate when he landed, because he’s sure that his flushed face must be giving him away.

“Do I want to know? I don’t think I want to know.” Clint says, most of his attention on poking at his newly acquired gills, and then slapping at Sam when he tries to poke the other side of Clint’s neck.

“You very much don’t,” Tony says, and can’t help taking just a little bit of glee in Clint’s expression.

He then very carefully keeps his gaze fixed on Clint, doing his best to ignore the fact that out of the corner of his eye he can absolutely see Bucky slowly wobbling his way closer, unsteady on his eight writhing tentacles.

“My eyes hurt,” Steve says conversationally, “I don’t think I have eyelids.”

“You don’t look like you have eyelids,” Sam says, and Tony quickly drags his gaze over to Steve because yes, Steve and his hilarious fish eyes, that’s a safe distraction.

It’s almost enough to fight down the heat trying to build in Tony’s gut, the way his blood is rushing undeniably and inescapably south.

Tony wants to point out that the look is not working for Steve, but then another dark, nimble limb tap tap taps against his shoulder and before he can stop himself he’s glancing over at Bucky again.

Bucky smiles at him brightly, taps the very tip of the tentacle against Tony’s jaw, and Tony’s cock throbs almost painfully, blood rushing south so quickly that it leaves him a little lightheaded.

“Why can’t you just be a normal floppy mermaid like Nat?!” Tony demands in a voice that cracks uncomfortably, because seriously, he can’t even look at Bucky for too long.

The way Bucky crosses his thick arms and smirks wider is not helping.

“I am not floppy,” Natasha says, narrowing her eyes and it kind of looks like she’s considering how best to smack him with her tail.

Tony shuffles a couple steps away, honestly grateful for the distraction. And the excuse to escape Bucky’s clutches.

“If you slap me, I’m not going to carry you to the wizard doctor,” he tells Natasha, “you’ll have to ride with fish eyes over there.”

“Hey!” Steve says with a pout, but he’s not facing any of them anymore.

The Hulk makes a questioning sound as he stomps past them again, the poor cursed fishpeople lumbering along happily behind him, and yeah they should probably do something about that too.

“Strange is going to be so pissed,” Tony says and he can’t quite hide his glee, even as Natasha shifts her weight onto her arms and swings her tail up to smack him in the chest.

~~~

Strange is in fact pissed when they come stomping and/or lurching into his ‘sanctum’ with their evil crab in tow, but Tony absolutely catches him laughing when Steve walks into a door frame and drops Natasha.

“You are getting sand... everywhere,” he says, like he’s physically pained, and he would no doubt kick them out if there was anywhere else to send them.

That’ll teach him to be the only trustworthy wizard in the city.

“Hey man, you’re not the one with sand in your shorts,” Clint says, because he can always be counted on to be classy.

“Do you have any idea how many nooks and crannies I have for sand to get into?” Tony asks, and then bends his arm to show the way half the beach falls out of the shifting, moving parts of the armor.

“Do you want to take off the armor at least?” Sam asks, already shrugging out of his wings and shaking himself off.

“I do not,” Tony says flatly, because if he takes off the suit everyone is absolutely going to know that Tony is so hard it would be painful even if he weren’t trapped in unforgiving metal.

It’s not his fault, okay?! He stumbled upon a website or two in his formative years and the idea just kind of... stuck. Way down deep in the back of his mind, because it was never supposed to matter.

Tentacles, what the fuck.

The point is, Tony is staying firmly and safely in the armor, where no one can judge him.

“Please don’t take the suit off,” Strange says with a pained expression and for a terrifying second Tony thinks that he knows. But no, Strange is just eyeing the sandy mess of his foyer as he adds “Just... hold still and keep all your sand to yourselves, please. I’m going to run a few tests.”

‘A few tests’ mostly means waving his hands at them, putting on a light show and muttering to himself.

Tony does his best to just focus on watching closely, hoping everyone will chalk it up to his usual mistrust of magic and not that he’s doing everything he can to avoid having to so much as glance at his boyfriend.

Chiming in to help Clint mock Steve is a pretty good distraction at least, and it’s even better when Sam gets distracted trying to poke at Clint’s gills again and gets himself pinched by the wizard crab.

The flaw, of course, is that eventually Strange gets to Bucky and suddenly Tony can’t focus on anything else.

He's not sure if it's because the environmentalist asshole wizard was running out of steam by that last blast of magic or what, but compared to the scaly abominations he'd originally been creating Bucky actually looks... good.

And sure, Tony is biased, he always thinks Bucky looks good, but even objectively the man is really rocking the half-octopus look.

Tony's eyes get stuck for a long minute on the cut of Bucky’s hips below his tacvest, the barest sliver of pale skin before it smoothly shifts to a deep black, shimmering slightly red in the stupid lighting of the sanctum. The color lightens near the tapered tips of the long limbs and yep, Tony is absolutely staring now and wow, is it hot and bothered in here or is that just him?

He is a little curious what happened to Bucky and Natasha’s pants, but that’s probably the type of question that’s best left unasked, because the answer is ‘magic’, and Tony hates that answer.

“How does this keep happening to you?” Strange asks as he continues waving his hands around Bucky in a presumably useful way.

“Risk of the job?” Bucky says with an easy shrug and the flare of tentacles sprouting from his hips don’t make his shoulders look extra wide, they don’t, except that oh god they absolutely do.

Just like it doesn’t make Tony’s stomach flip all over itself when Bucky looks up, catches him staring, and winks.

“I’m calling OSHA,” Sam grumbles, still pouting over the blister forming on his thumb from where he was crab-pinched.

“You didn’t even get magic whammied!” Clint protests, both hands clapped over his neck protectively because Steve has taken up trying to poke his gills too.

“And I’m not waiting until it happens to me!” Sam says, throwing his hands in the air.

“My eyes still hurt,” Steve says, and he’s definitely pouting about it now.

There are several half-shouted responses to that, including Tony’s suggestion that Steve go stick his head in the birdbath out front, Natasha saying something about fishbowls, and Clint’s gleeful suggestion of consensual swirlies.

“I’ll look into it,” Strange declares loudly, speaking over them all and pointedly not inviting them to stay while he does. “Call me if it wears off first this time, please,” he adds, shooting Clint a flat look.

“Yeah yeah—“

“Because last time, you just let me keep looking until I had to learn that you were no longer a chipmunk from TV.”

“In my defense,” Clint says, “I had chipmunk brain.”

“You still have chipmunk brain, Alvin,” Tony says.

“Excuse you, I’m totally a Theodore.”

“You’re an Alvin and we all know it,” Natasha says, patting Clint gently on the leg with the end of her tail and it really is amazing how quickly they all seem to have gotten used to their new fish parts.

Which leads to Tony almost thinking about the all-too graceful way Bucky has been moving slowly closer, all muscle and careful, stalking control.

But no, Tony shuts that down and doesn’t let himself think about it, not even a little bit. Not even when he feels one of those tentacles wrap around his shin again.

"Who was the smart chipmunk again?" Sam asks thoughtfully "I want to be that one. I'm the real brains of the operation."

"Does that make Steve Theodore?" Natasha wonders.

"Please, I'm Theodore," Tony says, "'Cause I'm cuddly and sweet. Steve is the mean human who's always yelling at us."

"Hey," Steve protests, glaring at a spot somewhere over Tony’s head.

“Get out,” Strange says, and that’s about all the warning they get.

~~~

Strange portals them back to the compound at least, which is nice of him, though Tony is pretty sure it’s just to keep them from leaving behind more sand on their way out. And he doesn’t even know about all the fish monsters the Hulk is undoubtedly going to start herding in soon.

It’s less nice that Strange dumps them out of the portal directly above the pool in the gym, and Tony barely kicks on the repulsors before he hits the water.

Which is fun, because it means he aggressively splashes everyone else, and also handy because he really doesn’t want to add ‘dry and de-sand the armor’ to his to-do list today.

As it is, all he really wants is to get to his room where he can hide his shame and furiously jerk off in peace.

It’s not so much to ask, really.

“Okay, well, I think you’re all good here,” Tony says as he thumps down onto the tile beside the pool, even though no one seems to be paying him a damn bit of attention though.

Sam is already pulling himself out of the water and stomping off, Steve seems happily distracted splashing water into his own eyes, and Natasha is laughing as she swims literal circles around a flailing Clint.

“I’m just gonna... go,” Tony says weakly, already backing towards the door, “Clean out my suit. Yep.”

With that he turns and bails, bails as quickly as his sand-encrusted metal joints will allow, and he’s in such a hurry to get to the workshop that he barely even registers that Bucky is following him.

It’s basically routine anyways, Bucky follows him back to the lab after a mission more often than not these days because he insists on looking Tony over himself.

Honestly, you hide a major injury or seven and suddenly no one trusts you.

It doesn’t even occur to Tony why this might be a problem until he’s stepping into the lab and halfway through saying ”Bet they’re never going to complain about the pool being salt water again, do—“ Then he squeaks, face heating within the safety of the helmet, and demands “Why aren’t you swimming with everyone else?!”

“I want to make sure you’re not injured,” Bucky says, but he has his ‘innocent and trustworthy’ face on, not his ‘I think Tony is hiding injuries again’ face, and Tony is instantly suspicious.

“I'm fine, and I think you know it,” Tony says, narrowing his eyes to hopefully hide the fact that his stomach is giving a dangerous little twist.

Damnit he never should have told that stupid joke about hoping Bucky sprouts tentacles next time, because now it is next time, and now Bucky knows, and there’s no way he’s going to let this go.

Tony is as flustered as he is excited.

“Then why haven’t you taken off the suit yet?” Bucky asks and his tone is still innocent, but the look in his eyes says he knows exactly why, and all Tony is doing is delaying the inevitable.

He’s also slowly tugging open the straps and catches of his tacvest, which kind of gives him and his dastardly intentions away. It’s also wildly unfair, because he knows what that sight does to Tony, and what was Tony even embarrassed about again?!

So he gives up with a heavy sigh that is entirely for show, lets the armor start to unfold around him and directs his pout at the far wall.

The cool air of the lab is a relief on his flushed skin, and no longer being trapped in the unforgiving metal of the armor is definitely a relief on his aching cock. Even if that relief is immediately followed by the long-ignored burn of arousal in his gut flaring to life, demanding attention and leaving him breathless.

“Don’t judge me, okay, I grew up with the internet,” Tony grumbles as he finishes stepping out of the suit, wiggling his bare toes against the cold ground and wishing he’d thought to pull on more clothes before he’d run off to jump in the armor this morning.

His threadbare pajama pants and shrunken sleep shirt are definitely not hiding how flustered he is, and he has the uncomfortable feeling that his thin pants are already tellingly wet where they’re stretched tight over the head of his cock.

He’s refusing to look down to confirm though, instead keeping his gaze fixed firmly on the far wall to hopefully preserve even a tiny shred of his dignity. Assuming he still has any, Tony honestly isn’t sure anymore, he’s having a hard time even thinking at this point and he’s pretty sure there is zero blood left in his brain.

Bucky doesn’t say anything at all though, and after a second Tony glances over at him only to find that Bucky has apparently moved and how, how is he so stealthy even with octopus legs?!

Before Tony can spin to look for him Bucky is plastered against his back, human arms wrapped around his middle and oh god long, nimble octopus arms wrapping around the rest of him, winding around his thighs and down his legs, one of them draped up over his shoulder with the thin tip sliding so lightly along the line of his throat.

“Oh- fuck—“ Tony gasps as his legs nearly collapse out from under him, his entire body flushing molten hot.

It’s only Bucky’s many, many limbs tightening around him that keeps him standing, stealing what little brain power Tony had left in the process.

“You’ve barely even been able t’ look at me,” Bucky says, lips dragging up the back of Tony’s neck and his voice as smug as anything, “So hot for this, ain’t ya?”

“I’m always hot for you,” Tony tries to argue, because he is, but his voice comes out breathless and he’s shaking in Bucky’s hold and his argument really doesn’t hold much weight.

“Yeah, but I think you’re extra hot for this,” Bucky says, low and teasing and knowing as he tightens his hold on Tony everywhere.

The very tip of one tentacle brushes over Tony's lower lip and his mouth falls open with a sharp gasp, tongue flicking out to chase it without thought. He groans at the feel of it, slick and just a little salty from being dumped in the pool and so smooth. Just like the ones shifting over his arms, sliding up the leg of his pants, and Tony lets out a shaking moan as the suckers drag teasingly over his skin.

“Yeah,” Bucky says smugly, easily sliding his palms up Tony's chest amid the mess of writhing limbs, “Knew you weren’t jokin’ about the tentacles.”

"That, that's n-not, ah—" Tony's weak protest breaks off in a ragged gasp at the scrape of Bucky's teeth over the back of his neck. He struggles weakly against Bucky's hold, mostly just to feel the way Bucky tightens around him and rumbles with soft laughter.

“Are you sure?” Bucky asks, low and teasing, and Tony gasps as one of the limbs wrapped around his middle slides under the waistband of his pants and straight into his boxers, swiping over the head of his aching cock. “‘Cause you’re already wet, sweetheart, leakin’ like this an’ I barely even touched you yet.”

“You are touching me,” Tony points out with a huff, but he’s much more concerned with trying to arch his hips forward into Bucky’s touch and then whining pitifully when he can’t move at all.

“Nah, sweet thing, I’ve just gotten started,” Bucky breathes out hot against the shell of his ear as another limb slides up Tony’s pant leg, wrapping around his calf.

It’s almost pathetic how easily he collapses when Bucky gives even the slightest push, but Tony is mostly just excited to give up the ruse of actually supporting himself on his shaking legs.

The only thing that keeps him from face planting straight into the ground is Bucky wrapped around him, lowering him gently until Tony can catch himself on his hands and knees with Bucky’s broad chest against his back, thick human arms bracketing him in and other, distinctly less-human arms winding all around him.

“O-oh, god,” Tony gasps out, shuddering hard as the tentacle down the front of sweats twines around his cock, rubbing and stroking and fuck that is so unfair. Tony’s brain is already melting out of his ears and Bucky just keeps touching him more, firm and strong and perfect.

More tentacles slide beneath the hem of his pants, looping against his skin and then tugging his sweats down over his hips even though they don’t fall far, not with the way his thighs are wrapped up several times over. They’re everywhere, suckers dragging against his inner thighs, sliding under his shirt and trailing teasingly light up his chest.

“Bucky, just- ah,” Tony breaks off with an embarrassing whimper when the grip around his cock tightens a little, tip of the tentacle dragging firmly over the head and smearing precum over his skin. Another one slides down the small of his back, pressing into his crack and then dragging up and down against the skin with slow, deliberate motions, until Tony is trying desperately to rock back into it and gasping out “Please.”

It’s so much, Bucky wrapped all around him, completely surrounding him, skin still slick with water as it slides against Tony’s own. The stroking along his cock is tight and smooth, the tentacles curling around his chest drag over his nipples with a firm pressure, and Tony tosses his head back with a loud cry.

He shakes and writhes in place, trying to arch his chest forward into the sensation, trying to rock his hips down into the grip of the tentacle wrapped tight around his cock and then back into the pressure of the one dragging over his hole.

“You looks so good like this, so overwhelmed, just fuckin’ lost in it,” Bucky says in a low growl, crowding in impossibly closer until Tony's wet shirt clings to the damp skin of Budays chest, rucking it up higher and leaving more skin exposed for wandering limbs to rub against.

The thin tip of one tentacle presses against Tony’s hole, curling and twisting against the ring of muscle. It pulls a ragged cry out of his chest that only gets louder as the limb wrapped around him twists in place and the line of suckers finally press into his skin, covering his nipples and down his stomach, up his throat, applying the lightest suction.

It’s just enough to have blood rushing hot beneath Tony’s skin, every inch of him tingling with it as bolts of heated pleasure burn down his spine, until the fire in his gut spreads through his whole body, burning him alive.

“You’re not even listenin’ to me, are ya sugar?” Bucky asks with a low chuckle, lips and teeth trailing along Tony's jaw while the suction over his nipples increases.

“Please,” Tony gasps out mindlessly, rocking his hips back into the too-light pressure, “please, I- ah!” Tony cuts off with a ragged sound as the tentacle curling against his hole just barely presses inside him, twisting and rubbing and lighting up all his nerves from the inside out.

It doesn't press any deeper though, just barely working inside him until Tony drops his head down again with a shaking wail, hips twitching in Bucky's hold.

“Please, please, Bucky-“ Tony whines out and he’s so wound up it almost hurts, his stomach pulled tight in burning knots and his cock aching as the limb wrapped around it continues to stroke him so slowly.

He’s barely aware of the broken pleas continuing to spill out of him, all he knows is that his entire body is molten with it and fuck it already feels like he’s right on the edge, like he could fall apart at any moment.

When the tentacle finally presses in deeper Tony’s breath catches in his chest entirely, jolting in place and Bucky is the only thing holding him up, the grip around his cock tightening the only thing stopping him from coming right then and there. And then it pressed deeper, slowly spreading him open, curling and twisting inside him until Tony is wailing out a ragged sound, still straining impossibly against Bucky’s grip on him in an effort to rock himself back into it.

“So greedy," Bucky groans, low and fond, dragging the tip of one tentacle over the head of Tony's cock, barest hint of suction along the base, "I’m already touchin’ you everywhere and you just want more, don’t ya?”

“More,” Tony repeats instantly, his entire body shaking, arms weak and chest heaving in Bucky’s hold, burning, “Please-“

The limb buried inside him withdraws slowly, twisting and seemingly rubbing up against his every nerve in the process, and Tony barely has time to whine about it before another one is pressing against his hole, thicker, throbbing as it sinks into him.

Tony’s ragged cry is cut short by another tentacle sliding between his lips, curling around his tongue and then curling around itself, filling his mouth and stretching his jaw wide.

“You feel so good like this baby, I can feel you everywhere,” Bucky’s voice is low and rough as his lips drag up the line of Tony’s neck, “I can taste you.”

The thick tentacle twists inside him, spreading him wide, and Tony lets out a long, low moan that comes out muffled, mouth still stuffed so perfectly full and spit running freely down his chin.

Fuck he feels full everywhere, the tentacle pressing deeper inside him, rubbing against his prostate as the one in his mouth teases over his tongue, another thin tip dragging over his wet lips.

Tony whines pitifully, reduced to shaking in place as the tip of yet another tentacles slips in alongside the one that’s already buried deep inside him, tugging at his rim and drawing a weak groan out of him.

Bucky’s teeth press briefly against his throat, scrape over the shell of Tony’s ear, and he sounds a little breathless himself as he grows “Fuck I can feel the way you’re shakin’ for it, you ready babydoll?”

The suckers are still dragging over his skin, plucking at his nipples and the head of his cock until Tony is nearly sobbing. Then he forgets about breathing entirely as the tentacle finally starts actually thrusting into him, fucking him open wide and so deep, so thick, feeling like it’s still impossibly swelling inside him and Tony tosses his head back again, keening with it.

Tony’s head is spinning, pleasure spreading through his entire body with every deep press of the Bucky inside him, every shift and drag of the other tentacles against his skin sending bright bursts of pleasure down his spine. Until it feels like his building orgasm might just burn him alive when it finally breaks and still Tony can’t stop the desperate, muffled noises from spilling out of him, trying to beg for more.

“You wanna come baby?” Bucky asks in a low growl, speeding up his thrusts, taking Tony completely apart. He laughs roughly when Tony lets out a high whine, tentacle tightening its grip on Tony’s cock and stroking him harder.

The sound that bursts out of Tony is more of a pathetic whine than anything, bright bolts of pleasure shooting through him with every hard thrust, every deep press of the tentacle inside him and drag over his prostate. He’s close, he’s so close, and Tony keens again as his entire body tightens with it, clenching around the limb still fucking into him and his cock throbbing in the hold of the tentacle wrapped around it.

“C’mon doll, come for me,” Bucky demands, practically a snarl, and the tentacle stuffed into his mouth pulls away just in time to let Tony’s shouted cry echo loudly around the workshop.

Tony would swear he whites out completely, blinding pleasure burning through him so ferociously that for several long seconds all he can feel is the almost painful throb of his cock as he finally comes, the increasingly slick slide of Bucky’s tentacle still wrapped around it, still stroking him quickly.

Bucky is still wrapped around him everywhere, not lightening his grip at all, keeping Tony held firm and he can’t even thrash in place, can’t do anything but take it as Bucky fucks him right through the orgasm, completely breaks him apart.

Everything goes a little fuzzy, just an overwhelming onslaught of sensation as heat continues spiraling through Tony in an endless loop. He can feel Bucky’s rough groan rumbling against his arched back, the tightening of Bucky’s tentacles all around him and Bucky’s teeth diging into the curve of his shoulder. The tentacles inside him twist and press deeper before Bucky finally comes with a loud growl, tentacle swelling even further and then flooding Tony with cum.

Full, god he’s so full, it ends up spilling out of him even around the wide limb holding him open, thick and viscous as it runs down his thighs.

Tony pants brokenly, gasping for air as Bucky’s hold on him finally goes a little slack, just enough so that Tony can suck in giant lungfuls of air without letting him collapse face down into the ground. His inner muscles are still clenching sporadically around the tentacle buried inside him, and when it shifts Tony moans weakly at the feeling of more cum spilling out of him.

His shirt is rucked up around his chest and clinging to him with sweat and water from Bucky’s skin, cum running down his skin and soaking into his sweats where they’re still trapped around his thighs.

Tony’s brain comes back online slowly, entirely too slowly, mostly because it tries to fuzz out all over again every time Bucky drags in a deep, steadying breath and his chest presses into Tony’s back, so much skin on skin.

Eventually though Tony’s head clears enough for something to occur to him, and he lets out a drawn out groan of complaint.

“I really hope everyone is still in the pool,” Tony whines, letting his head hang low again as he realizes he’s going to have to somehow get to his room like this. And he’s still a little breathless.

He really doesn’t want the ‘stop mentally scarring your teammates’ speech from Steve again. Or worse, Bruce.

Bucky hums, sounding wildly unconcerned with their possible upcoming lecture, and his limbs continue twitching and shifting against Tony’s skin like he’s not even aware that he’s doing it.

“My room isn’t far,” Bucky finally says, voice low and rough and lazy.

“My bathtub is bigger,” Tony argues, because his bathtub is practically a jacuzzi and it seems like a great way to both get clean and keep his dumb octopus-boyfriend from drying out.

If that even is a thing they need to worry about, who knows. None of his formulative years of internet scrolling had prepared him for that question, and Tony is still too orgasm-stupid to remember a damn thing about real, non-magical sea life right now.

“Yeah, but my room is closer,” Bucky points out, lips dragging along the curve of Tony’s shoulder again.

Tony considers that, along with the fact that his legs are still shaking uselessly and the fact that Bucky is still the only thing holding him up.

“We can make it work,” Tony says decisively.

He has to lean on Bucky pretty heavily on the shuffling walk to Bucky’s room, pretending to swat at Bucky’s tentacles when they inevitably wind around him again. At least the entire thing is free from pesky teammate witnesses.

Bucky’s bathtub is nowhere near as big at Tony’s, but it is still a pretty decent size. Because it’s not like Tony was going to cheap out on any of the rooms in the compound, after all.

It’s a bit of a squeeze, getting both of them and all of Bucky’s extra limbs into the water, but they make it work.

~~~

Tony wakes up the next morning completely wrapped in tentacles, nearly head to toe, and he can barely move a muscle. It’s kind of ridiculous how safe he feels.

A second later he wrinkles his nose and squints one eye open as he asks “What- is it humid in here?”

Because seriously, the air is thick with it, heavy and warm. The blankets are shoved down to the end of the bed and there’s already a thin sheen of sweat collecting on Tony’s skin, making it so easy for the tentacles to slide and stroke over his skin.

“So I don’t dry out,” Bucky says, fingers sliding through Tony’s hair and for a second Tony is tempted to forget all about his questions in favor of falling right back to sleep and maybe purring happily for good measure.

But he can’t resist asking “Wouldn’t it have been easier to just go hang out in the pool with everyone else? If they’re still there and equally fishy, of course.”

“Didn’t want to leave,” Bucky says and clings to him a little tighter, as if that’s a reasonable explanation for probably causing water damage to the inside of his room.

“I can’t believe this is even an option, FRIDAY has too much power,” Tony grumbles without an ounce of actual heat, his heart feeling as warm as the rest of him, like he’s melting in the heat of the room. Still, he can’t help pointing out “I hope you don’t have anything in here that’s going to be ruined.”

“Worth it,” Bucky says, happy and warm and completely unconcerned.

Tony hums thoughtfully, and finally makes a decision on that idea he’s been turning over in his head for a couple weeks now.

“Well,” he says slowly, “When this room inevitably grows black mold, I suppose you’ll just have to move in with me.”

For a second Bucky doesn’t respond, all of his tentacles freezing in the act of tracing over Tony’s skin and Tony desperately tries to tell himself that it’s fine. It’s fine, even if Bucky doesn’t want to share a room, they still basically live together already anyways, Bucky still loves him, probably—

“You mean it?” Bucky asks, sounding a little breathless, and when he props himself up on one elbow to look down at Tony the smile on his face is almost blindingly bright.

“Only because black mold is bad,” Tony says but the smile spreading across his own face is almost painfully wide.

Bucky nods with a thoughtful expression, like he’s giving Tony’s reasoning serious thought, and then says “FRIDAY, please crank the humidity.”

“FRI, don’t you dare,” Tony protests, although his attempts at a horrified tone are kind of ruined by his wide grin, “I already can’t breathe in here!”

“Humidity increased 3%,” FRIDAY says dryly and Bucky laughs while Tony gasps loudly in outrage. “Also, Agent Barton has asked me to inform you that you’re not invited to the pool party unless you, in his words, act like normal people.”

Bucky laughs harder while Tony groans loudly and slaps his hands over his eyes, face burning because yeah it’s probably pretty telling that they came home and then immediately disappeared for... twelve hours.

“I’m not going to be able to look any of them in the face for another month,” Tony whines, kicking his legs a little until Bucky’s many limbs shift and tighten around him, making his breath catch in his throat.

"Confirmed monster fucker," Bucky says and pats his hips with one tentacle, voice full of sympathy even though Tony can absolutely feel the way he’s still shaking with laughter.

"I hate you so much,” Tony says without moving his hand, although he can admit (to himself) that this one is entirely on him.

"Nah,” Bucky says, completely and endearingly unconcerned with Tony’s threats, “You love me, you want me to move in.”

"Offer rescinded,” Tony declares, peeking at Bucky from between his fingers before letting his hands fall back to the bed and instead fixing Bucky with a flat look as he adds, “You can just stay here in your moldy swamp room for all I care.”

"Too late for that darlin', you're stuck with me," Bucky says, smirking as he pops one of his suckers loudly against Tony’s skin and then grinning wider when Tony responds with a full-body shudder.

“Only because you’re so clingy,” Tony tries to complain, but it’s pretty unconvincing when his voice comes out a little breathy and he can’t help wrapping his own arms around Bucky in return.

“You love it,” Bucky says again, and Tony can only shrug sheepishly because yeah, he really kind of does.

“Fine,” Tony says with a heavy sigh as he pushes his fingers into Bucky’s hair and uses that grip to pull Bucky’s dumb smiling face up into kissing range, “You and your many limbs can move into my room. But the humidity isn’t invited.”

“Yay,” Bucky cheers quietly and then laughs when Tony huffs and bites at the curve of his jaw.

“Yeah yeah, stop being smug and kiss me already,” Tony grumbles even though he can’t stop himself from smiling either, heart jumping at the open joy on Bucky’s face, the way it practically makes his eyes shine.

“I can do both,” Bucky says, impossibly more smug, and then finally kisses Tony before he can say anything else.

Tony is all too happy to let himself sink into it, sighing softly as Bucky wraps around him tighter, kisses him deeper. The heat and humidity of the room means the drag of skin on skin is slick and easy as Bucky shifts against him, making him shiver at the drag and press of all that muscle, all those limbs.

“So, how long do you think this’ll actually last?” Tony asks between dizzying kisses, arching up into it as one of the tentacles slides over his hip, tantalizingly close to his cock.

“Hopefully long enough,” Bucky says with a smirk, and the tentacle wrapped around Tony’s thigh sides a little higher.

“Long enough for what?” Tony demands, faking horror even as a hard shudder runs through him, even though Bucky can no doubt feel it. Hell, Bucky can probably feel the way Tony’s breath catches and his heart starts beating double time in his chest.

Bucky smirks and makes a thoughtful noise, even though Tony is pretty sure he’s been up for at least an hour now thinking about it, and drags one tentacle along the crease of Tony’s thigh while another finally wraps around his cock.

“Long enough to get you spread out for me in this bed,” Bucky says, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead while Tony gasps and rocks his hips up into the touch, “All bare and stretched out and pinned down, long enough to see you lose yourself for me again, how does that sound babydoll?”

Tony can only whimper in response, try to clench his thighs shut just so he can feel the way the tentacles pull them open again. “Good, sounds good,” he pants out because fuck it, why lie, and Bucky is laughing as he leans in to kiss him again.

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