#overheard in class

[alistairnabgau]

"Gehirnsprudel"

#overheard in class #emma out

[hashileio]

you join the cafe & meet the crew (minus one)

#hashiart #undertale #undertale au #utmv #sans #bad sanses #nightmare's gang #dusttale sans #dust sans #killer sans #killer!sans #horrortale sans #ht sans #nightmare sans #cursed coffee shop au #guys don't actually apply here youre going to get stuck with all the work cause you know these dudes aint gonna do it right #Horror going by Skull because HR has advised that we don't refer to our colleagues by names that could potentially result in an HR disaster #aka corporate has overheard horror as whorer and they are doubling down to avoid ALL possible confusion #it has taken the gang multiple tries to pass the ethics and workplace harassment classes (nightmare had to forge paperwork in the end) #killer is HR's worst nightmare which is saying something considering nightmare is literally right there #nightmare is going to do his best to delay the inevitable introduction to killer (unstoppable force meets immovable object) #who would be your work bestie tho real talk #all of these are posted on a queue so by the time you see this it's going to be a few days :)

[bonefall]

Something like this?

Yeah! Very close to that!

From the top view, the toes would still be pretty indistinguishable because the fur would still obscure where one ends and another begins, but that's about right.

At this point in their evolution, you'd be able to tell right away from the tool claw that they're not Felis Catus Domesticus anymore. I had a specbio project I worked on for a while where I called them something like Felis Narrans I think.

#It was a personal reference to an old college professor who was very inspiring to me #She overheard this theory once that humans shouldn't be called Homo Sapien but 'Homo Narrans' #Because of how storytelling and parables were more important to our species than individual intelligence #So she would put that into practice by. Instead of scolding us if we fucked up. She would find a parable to talk about #And after the parable was done she would state its moral lmao #I don't know if anyone else in that class appreciated it but my autistic ass did #Like one time we didn't clean up a space after we used it and she launched into the Tragedy of the Commons #With the exaspiration of an aging dramaturge #I loved her class #Bone babble #speculative biology

[anglerflsh]

Not necessarily poly but I believe in their beliefs*

#[.txt] #*don't get why it would be an issue if your partner likes more than one person at the same time #it came up in class i was confused at most the reactions from other people at VI century poligamy #< overheard some Comments #like if the terms of the relationship are respected what is the issue

[asl-bros-incorrect-quotes]

Sabo: *admits to taking Ace's calculator the other day*

Ace: You took Ashley?!

Sabo: ...

Sabo: You... you named your calculator Ashley?

#one piece #portgas d. ace #fire fist ace #sabo #revolutionary sabo #asl brothers #asl pirates #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source family: #other #mod: none of us this time. just a couple dudes in my ap stats class I overheard 😂

[quillisadoll]

I was talking to my friend about ouran and I was talking about Tamaki and well.... This is what they had to say about him

"you can't forget him... He's like 911"

And I feel like I should just share that with the ouran community

#they said this in the middle of class #I'm pretty sure the principal overheard #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #kyoya ootori #ohshc tamaki #haruhi fujioka #ouran high school host club #tamaki suoh #ohshc #ouran hshc #ouran manga #911

[eun-luv]

okay can I vent check hashtags

#so basically there’s this kid at my school spreading rumors that we are dating #Even tho we arent #I overheard him telling people he’s going to “break up” with me #And he’s getting really creepy like- #Following me to all my classes #And waiting for me outside them too #I told him many times to leave me alone and that I don’t like him #But he would just tell me that he doesn’t like me #Even tho I have like 20 people come up to me everyday telling me he likes me #Like one time he told me I fell asleep in my global class #BUT WE DONT EVEN HAVE GLOBAL TOGETHER SO HOW DOES HE KNOW #At this point I’m getting really creeped out like to the point I wanna switch my classes #but I don’t think I can bc we are to deep into the year #like he knows what I like on insta even tho I told him I feel uncomfortable #But I think I’m just going to block him on instagram and get my sit changed bc Im Fr done with him #But anyways if you read this far thank you so much😭😭 if you have any advice I’ll gladly take it

[csphire]

Okay, I'll say it. I don't like the idea that post epilogue, Dammon is just banging away at his forge alone, still holding a torch for Karlach. This isn't some comment made in jealousy at all, but one meant to say Dammon deserves better than to be some kind of thirst joke afterthought.

At the epilogue party, the game makes it pretty clear she's with Wyll if alive and not romancing the player.

In a DLC, Dammon is the perfect candidate to become an Artificer companion-hells maybe even become an origin option too! But most of us would settle for him to be simply a companion and romanceable like Halsin and Minthara or just a romanceable NPC that's not some one-time fling. He's someone we can visit on the daily most of the time, so yes, it can work.

But why? Because he deserves to be wooed and romanced by Karlach, Tav, one of the other companions, or hells all three at once. To say he can't be romanceable because he would lose his mystery is pure bullshit. Sorry Frazier, but it's true.

Gaw! It's so frustrating when a solution and an opportunity are all right there, and it's overlooked or ignored. He can be BOTH romanceable and mysterious when all that's needed is to write him in a way that leaves the player yet not Tav or Durge in the dark.

Dammon could even be written in a way where the player questions if our fav blacksmith could be up to no good. Let the fandom sweat over and argue about whether or not we should help him with some mysterious mission. Have him outright refuse to elaborate on it. Let him be equally tight-lipped about all he was forced to do or willingly did to survive in the hells when working on infernal machinery. This way, Frazier can play what he loves to play the most, and that is at least a potential bad guy. Well, not mean to the player but instead a character some might find almost as sketchy as Astarion is viewed would be fine.

*sighs* Why does he need to be romancable to everyone too? The simple answer, all of us could use a little bit more sunshine.

If I could say one thing to Frazier, it would be, "Karlach is not the only touch or affection-starved character out there. There are so many real people who need a Dammon in some form in their lives, even if it's only fictional. Karlach and Dammon's story is important to us. A Dammon and Tav/Durge story is just as important, too. These stories of love and friendship all need to be shown and celebrated. Plus, Dammon comes off as warm, thoughtful, and supportive, and so many of us out there really desperately need that-the more the better. We need it to feed our hopes to keep trying and open up our hearts again. So let him help fix heal more than just one heart, please. We all want to see him grow just a little more because he's such a fantastic character so far."

#i will die on this hill #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dammon #dammon deseves more love #pardon me #I just need to yell a little #just frustrated over such potential of a wonderful character going to waste #he's got so much wonderful potential #bg3 dammon #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 DLC #artificer class #battle smith #In BG3 EA Dammon was about the first NPC I overheard expressing his problems and with zero thought of a reward I just wanted to help. #no mission or quest given #I don't normally do any kind of roleplay in games. #But when I overheard him say he needed better tools I made my own damn side quest to give him every one I could find for free. #zero pity for him just felt oddly compelled to help his dreams come true with every hammer or anything blacksmith might need I plucked up #Hoped he would make it even though I was certain he'd end up dead in a ditch. That's what happens to most NPCs that pluck the heartstrings. #felt very protective over him in EA and still now #A tiny crush I fought tooth and nail because I was convinced we would find him dead in act 2 or 3 or never see again #it bloomed up to full-on love finding him again at the Last Light Inn at the full release of the game. #“Yah! I'm so happy to see you again! You're still alive!” #“But it’s not safe here! Oh nos!” #“You're here!” Happy and Excited #“You're here!” Fearful and Worried #Then that fucking ox! #“It's dead and oh here are a dozen hammers my love” #“That’s four times I've saved you. At least once directly. Wanna go out? What? Saving someone repeatedly IS a love language.”

[gengarghast]

Nuclear physicist prettyboy goes into twink death, call that Beta decay

#twink death #science #I overheard this joke in my chemistry class so I stole it. mangled it. and posted it here

[todayisafridaynight]

mine thing im crazy about today: the strained grin he gives when pretending like hes not about to attempt murder on his subordinate hes literally What did something good happen :)

in his defense (the only one he gets) kinda stupid to be talking shit about the chairman for being young when the chairman of the company YOURE in (whos 2 feet in front of you and known to be nutty) is younger lol

ITS LEGITIMATELY SOOOOO GOOD mine's the most valid person on earth for stabbing a wank right after his Cinnamon Apple (platonic) just presumably kicked the bucket and this twat's cheerin bout it. WHILE SAYIN HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THAT POSITION OF POWER BUT THEN THE NEXT BREATH SAYIN HIS BOSS (WHO IS YOUNGER) SHOULD BE NEXT IN LINE ☠️☠️ absolute kissasses the lot of em..

#snap chats #omg i was thinking of mine today tho cause i was having one of my misanthropic monologues with myself again #overheard someone just casually talkin bout keepin certain dudes around just to use them for certain stuff #and i GUESS thats commonplace and. normal to a degree. but im still not used to hearing people so openly talk about using people like that #IN ANY CASE.... i love that scene tho lmao.... hes so cute.... when he's obsessive <3 #i was gonna say he'd burn down a hospital but bruh he destroyed an orphanage like. i think we know how serious he can be LMAO #HE'S SO WICKED I LOVE HIIIM #anyway need you guys to stop me from going to the city tomorrow to get more pork floss im finally just about out :( #fun news tho my evening class tomorrow isn't in person... hehe..... #i might do comm work with that time 🧍‍♂️maybe..... idk i can prob get two of them done tonight and start the last one in the morn #idk thats for me to figure out ANYWAY. i love mine <3 #i have to post about my other fave freakazoid hang on sorry everyone twitter got me pressed as per usual

[rdlain]

oh my fucking GOD I have a stalker in my psychology class, I literally told him point blank "not interested" and he's still trying to pin me in the hallway, sit next to me in class (I got out of my seat and immediately moved lol), constantly asking for my FUCKING EMAIL KILL YOURSELF ("did u get my message in the class email? I'm interested in chatting maybe instagram or gmail?" "No." "Okay see u monday~.")

omg he doesn't know I carry a knife and will stab him to death if he so touches me shhhhhh don't tell him

#dropping the class already since it's a fucking joke don't get me started on the material lol #he thinks I'm a manic pixie dream gorl LMAO thats just the 'tism bro #at the very least the class sees since I overheard a guy laughing ''yeah man she's totally gonna message u lol''

[clegarie]

i hope my english teacher gets hit by a bus

#nu metal princess #he purposely does things to piss everyone off #no sir u rnt a “baddie” or wtv ur fucking annoying and no1 likes you #he also thinks i skip his class when o gen have problems using my stomach so i have to use the bathroom a lot #n he overheard my friends talking abt me calling my mom in the bathroom so now he thinks i constantly do that

[mymomsoldmetosolgachamemories]

kilios: check your telegram dms pls pls pls pweasee

vale: if its that gif of amonguses fucking again im throwing you off the skylines

#based on a conversation i overheard in class #gacha world #vale gw #kilios gw #funnies

[grandmarielaylanen]

I keep thinking about if Light took a Theatre class..

Like imagine if he’s in class and they performed the fuckin musical?? That’d be so funny- HSHSH

#like ik someone made a post about this b4 where like his mom overheard him talking to himself thinking hes acting or something #and then she put him in a theatre class #idkidkidk help HASHSA- #light yagami #death note #death note musical

[sugaroto]

Absolutely no one:

My family after the exams: So hey how did that old friend of yours that you haven't spoken to in 5 years and changed schools did in the exams?

Me who doesn't even know if they're alive: 👁👄👁 how am I supposed to know

#like ok #asking about my close friends #sure #youre all greek katinas & koutsompoles #but💀 dude you're asking me about people that i dont even know if they gave the exams #all i know is that she goes to ΕΠΑΛ now and gave different exams #i mean if she did #idk if she gave exams #she stopped talking to me #like my aunt even asked about a girl i wasn't even friends with 'το [επιθετακι] ποσο εγραψε?'💀ΕΠΙΘΕΤΑΚΙ WHEN WILL YOU STOP CALLING HER THAT #JEEZ YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SHES STILL 5 #ASLO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? IM NOT FRIENDS WITH HER #ITS NOT LIKE WE FLEX OUR EXAM RESULTS ON FACEBOOK LIKE FACEBOOK MOMS #i even found out at random she was in health class cause i overheard her talking about biology on the bus station #unless i go to the school bus station again and she is there talking about her μορια i have no way of knowing #sugarenia thoughts #sugarenia school stuff #sugarenia talks #sugarenia has family

[bahrmp3]

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#fellas mentally is down the fucking drain... #overheard ppl in my class talking of gay anime in disgust and leading towards homophobia... #except you know without outright saying what they are talking about and ngl I removed myself from the situation #it's not about the anime don't get me wrong it's the disgust in their voice and who knows what else I didn't even try to pretend to go oh? #what are you guys talking about? ah I already didn't like one of the girls too... #personal #tbd