#peak Dad

[sweeneydino]

Dad jokes.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 splinter #tmnt 2012 leo #tmnt 2012 mikey #tmnt 2012 raph #sketch #comic #tmnt comic #meme #2012 splinter is silly and serious #peak dad

[0ctosquid-cd]

I am both King and Queen best of both things!

But Dad works fine.

#toh #toh spoilers #the owl house #toh finale #watching and dreaming #little break from your regularly schedule hedgehogs because: that finale huh #also This Guy has been living in my head rent free since I saw him #im in love with his design #peak Dad #edit: thank you to the person that provided an Image description!! #I've updated the post to include it #misc fandoms

[molinaesque]

Walton Goggins as Wade Felton | Frantic Thankgiving

#walton goggins #wade felton #the unicorn #unicorngifs #PEAK dad

[smoshmonker]

loving the repeated theme of ian comforting the people eating terrible food by placing his hand on their back/shoulder

#smosh #ian hecox #eioyi #arasha lalani #tommy bowe #amanda lehan canto #gotta give ‘em strength #peak dad #my post

[rad-batson]

AU where after 12yo Billy’s identity gets revealed to the JL, Bruce Wayne gives his number to Billy for emergencies or any other situation where he might need an adult (like a get-out-of-jail free card, covering rent, signing a permission slip, advice, anything.) No strings attached. He won’t act controlling. Just in case, you know?

And for a while it’s never used because Billy would rather take his own eye out than ask an adult for help. Until Billy realizes there are a lot more benefits to this than he thought. Now whenever Uncle Dudley is at work and Constantine is too busy running from the magical authorities or (more importantly) he doesn’t want either to know what he’s doing, Bruce is the adult he calls.

-

Cap, over comms: Hey Bruce, I need advice.

Bruce, already in the zeta tube: Which villain is it?

Cap: You have style, right? What should I wear to the school dance? Because Dudley said a ruffled tuxedo shirt is “a classic” but it sounds ugly and-

Bruce:

Bruce: Oh, it’s that kind of advice.

-

Bruce: *posing as Billy’s guardian for class registration day*

PTA Mom: Hello sir, is this your son?

Bruce: *looks at Billy*

Billy: *nodding his head*

Bruce: Yes

-

Billy: Hey Bruce, can you buy something for me?

Bruce: What is it?

Billy: *slowly hands Bruce a copy of The Conjuring*

Bruce:

Bruce: Billy, I don’t think you should—

Billy: You promised :(

Bruce: *whispering* fuck

-

Cap, over comms: Uhh, Bruce? Do you know Sanskrit?

Bruce: Yeah, why? Is it for a school assignment?

Cap: …Don’t tell Constantine.

Bruce:

Cap: I got kidnapped by an ancient cult, and I need you to help me escape.

Bruce: *crushes the mug of coffee he’s holding*

Bruce: Oh?

#billy batson roping bruce into his hijinks is peak shenaniganizing #is this ooc for bruce? depends on what comic era you like most #bruce wayne is everyone's dad #billy batson is a little shit #billy totally used bruce as his the getaway driver once #billy batson #bruce wayne #batdad #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #justice league #dc universe #dc #batman

[spacenintendogs]

hiccup: my dad after he said "keep the damn dragon off the bed"

#dragons off the coast au #httyd #httyd fanart #stoick the vast #toothless #httyd modern au #🌹 art #was talking with mona abt hiccup sneaking toothless home constantly to the point where stoick expects it #and is peak 'i don't want a cat' dad type behavior #mona tag #original reddit post and photo is linked in the text of my post!!!!!!!

[moonlunee]

shhh, he's having the most fatherly dreams

( I lost the original post where this is based on ㅜㅜ )

DO NOT tag this as a ship

#dadmight #dad might #bnha #mha #yagi toshinori #midoriya izuku #all might #deku #the colors look off but oh well #my art #toshi is so fun to draw actually #peak character design #here's a piece I made thinking of every fellow dadmight enthusiast #thank you for all the fantastic art/fics you put out there! it doesn't go unnoticed #and i appreciate each and every one of them

[sticksandsharks]

Tasyi and the Wolf

characters from my graphic novel, The Wildercourt. (due publishing in 2024)

#art #wildercourt #kurkhoran #tasyi #wolf #monster #girl #peak wolf dad energy #he will protect

[darth-does-stuff]

ok everybody saying dan fucks is conrad’s dad you do you but for ME personally the fix will always be conrad’s dad because dan gives cool uncle vibes 1000000% percent more than the fix ever will. but we will both live our truth and we will both be happy 🤝

#because let’s be honest the fix is NOT gonna let conrad live in an alley guys #in my heart the fix adopted conrad and conrad is one of those kids going ‘did you know’ because he learned it from the fix!!!!! #and once again dan fucks is conrad’s dad truthers good for you #but i really don’t think dan would make a great dad LMAO he berates conrad a little too much even if it’s affectionate #i simply cannot hear the fix going ‘i think it’s time to unlearn that lesson’ and saying he’s just conrad’s UNCLE #i do wish alex got to say what conrad got to do though :( #but yeah for me the fix adopted conrad and he went from being a tiny miserable kid living on the streets #to being in a loving family with siblings and a support system <3 #and justin of course!!!!!!!! #dimension 20 #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #conrad schintz #the fix #dan fucks #d20 mentopolis #man i love all of these characters #this season was PEAK

[zephyrine-gale]

i binged everything jjk recently and i love these two sm

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuta okkotsu #inumaki toge #inuokko #my art #also shoutout to nanamin i love him sm too #my favorite dad mans... hes so peak he is the moment he is a responsible adult he dont want over time what more can u ask for #adjkfjgh def love the 1st years but the 2nd years have my heart and soul i will die for them #i have been merch hunting for stuff of these two #and missed a really cute charm from one artist i followed #even tho i set a timer and everything #for the shop opening #it was gone by the time i was at check out i was so sadddhhfdhfdf #maybe its time to make my own inuokko merch........ i gotta do everything ymself if i want it adfghjghjh

[spotsupstuff]

pretty caption: there is a research paper on the subject of the beauty gifted to an avatar of an impossible machine. the moral question of why it was given in the first place, "what use there is for it? what use do eye candies serve in our belief system specifically? should we shun them? do the machines themselves appreciate it?". it's somewhere out there and i fucking know it n i want to read it

truthful caption: YO THERE'S ROBOTFUCKERS IN THIS FANDOM I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

#rain world #rw #no significant harassment #my art #ask to tag #Nish is the peak of husband material and in this essey i will- #fun fact: before the titapocalypse i was plannin to draw some cute dad Nish moments but yall forced my hand

[zacksnydered]

"Do give our best to the Elder Blood princess." Netflix’s The Witcher ‧ Unbound

#henry cavill #hcavilledit #henryedit #cavilledit #the witcher #thewitcheredit #geralt of rivia #geraltedit #filmtvedit #netflixedit #cinemapix #mine. #edit: gifs. #show: the witcher. #char: geralt of rivia. #fc: henry cavill. #vortexoffate #dad senses peaked

[reigningmax]

Honda Thanks Day wrap up feat. Max and Daniel losing it together & Max helping Checo wear his jacket

#max verstappen #my post #daniel ricciardo #maxiel #this whole thing #the Daniel of it all of course max was insane #the checo jacket Bit IS SO CUUUUUTE #PEAK DAD MAXIEL THIS WHOLE DAY HONESTLY

[unclewaynemunson]

Eddie has this habit of feeding the stray cats around the trailer. Sometimes, he’ll even give the occasional raccoon something to snack on. He’s done it ever since he moved in with Wayne, spending hours crouched down on the ground with a pile of tuna cans beside him and an ever-growing flock of cats around him.

‘Just don’t let ‘em come inside,’ was all Wayne would say about it, keeping his distance from the whole circus around Eddie’s legs.

And Eddie sticks to that rule. He tests Wayne’s limits by letting the animals come up onto the porch or feeding them scraps through the kitchen window, but he never lets them set foot inside the trailer, respecting the very last bit that’s left of Wayne’s personal space.

Until he doesn’t, of course.

Wayne comes home one day to find Eddie stretched out on his back on the wobbly old couch with the tiniest black-and-white kitten curled up on his chest.

‘Ed, you know the rule,’ Wayne reminds him without so much as a greeting, annoyance dripping from his voice. ‘Can’t afford shots and cat food. Not enough space. And I don’t wanna find cat hair everywhere.’

‘But look at him, Wayne!’ says Eddie, almost begging - and if the baby cat does nothing to melt his cold heart, his nephew’s wide eyes most certainly do.

‘He won’t survive out there by himself,’ Eddie whines. ‘I found him hidden under the trailer because the other cats kept attacking him! And I promise you he isn’t mean; he didn’t bite me even when I picked him up! I’ll pay for everything and keep him in my room, you won’t even notice he’s here!’

Wayne wants to argue, he really does, but honestly, what argument can be made against those eyes? It’s goddamn unfair is what it is.

‘You sure that’s what you wanna be usin’ your hard-earned drug money for?’ Wayne grumbles. He’s never felt like he had the authority to reprimand Eddie about his sources of income, nor does he have the energy to lecture him about it, but he’s definitely amused by the extremely non-badass way the boy decides to spend his shady money.

Eddie grins, looking like the textbook definition of innocence with that tiny kitten on his chest and the dimples in his cheek, his black clothes and tattoos not doing anything in the slightest to counter that - not in Wayne’s eyes, at least.

‘Yeah, what else would I be using it for?’ he says, completely serious, and Wayne can see so clearly how well Eddie knows he’s got his uncle wrapped around his finger. There’s still nothing he can do to stop it, but maybe that’s not so bad. He doesn’t really mind being wrapped around Eddie’s finger, anyway.

So Wayne only huffs, knowing there’s no stopping Eddie and resigning himself to the fact that he apparently has a new roommate now - no matter what Eddie promised, there’s no way he’ll keep that little monster confined to his own bedroom.

---

And so it happens that Shadowfax becomes the third member of the Munson household. Or at least, that’s his official name, the one Eddie uses. Wayne prefers calling him “the little monster,” which is a way more accurate name if you ask him - which, needless to say, nobody does.

Eddie spoils the little monster rotten, with the consequence that Wayne has to share his food with him whenever Eddie’s out and that he’s always crying for attention when Eddie isn’t present to give it to him. That’s how Wayne ends up, not even three weeks in, with the little monster nestled in his lap as he’s watching tv. No, it has nothing to do with the fact that his purring has a relaxing rhythm, or with the softness of his fur, or the warmth of his tiny body... And certainly not with the disarming effect of a stubborn little stray cat seeking his company, feeling comfortable enough around him to let himself fall asleep in his lap. No, that doesn’t remind him in the slightest of that one evening about two months after he had taken Eddie in and Eddie fell asleep on the couch with his head against Wayne’s shoulder. Not at all. He’s just too lazy to put the little monster away when he dares to invade his personal space.

And when Eddie comes home that night to find not one, but two Munsons snoring in Wayne’s armchair, both jolting awake when Eddie softly closes the door behind him and looking at him with tired eyes, it’s not at all obvious that both of them were waiting equally eagerly for their Eddie to get home.

#insisting to dislike an animal whilst letting said animal fall asleep in your lap is peak dad behaviour tbh #oh the complicated relationship between a gruff old man and his pet #don't mind me rambling about stranger things #wayne munson my beloved #eddie munson #wayne munson #fruity ficlet

[homuku]

sugoi

#homestuck #venture bros #dadbert #rusty venture #kill yourself rusty #sweet sweet yaoi #peak #mspaint #ms paint #art #vbros #venture bros. #dad egbert #dad crocker

[retroactivebakeries]

#this post courtesy of my dad #seinfeld #twin peaks