#please drink more water

[malinastharlock]

Have you and/or your partner ever been like,

"Yo for real, your cum is bitter as fuck, how much coffee you be drink'n?"

Well by golly do I have news for you, drink more water. Also these pills called Sugar Cum works great too. Say goodbye to making whisky face while taking a hot steamy load to the mouth.

Don't like pills you say? Well that's fine just drink more water and eat stuff like pineapple, acai berries, papaya, bananas, and idk what magic berries are but they sound fun. Go and eat that shit and make your partner say,

"Yummy yummy cummies in my tummies."

Don't have penis? That's okay it works great on vaginal secretions as well. Next time your partner goes down, they will not wanna come back up. 😏

In all seriousness though I have no idea if these pills are still made. If not, just eat healthy and drink lots of water.

Remember to please stay hydrated. Water is life.

#sex advice #herbal supplements #this is not an ad #please drink more water #stay hydrated #h2oh yeah

[coa4]

joining the war on beer on the side of beer

#z #to the person in the notes of that post who said that chicken broth actually has a closer approximate smell to piss #please drink more water

[firingbeams]

drinking water

#hydration posting #watermaxxing #living with a physical body #being a human #doing maintenance #taking care of thy self #corporeal posting #please drink more water

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[boysbeloving]

okay...it happened...the way-babe showdown

the enigma reveal...babe's face when charlie told him it was way oh god oh god oh god

i did NOT KNOW that way legit tries to sexually assault babe....and omg babe is so scared and helpless and upset and he can't DO ANYTHING coz way is using his powers on him touching him and kissing him forcefully good god it was PAINFUL to watch

and the whole fight between way and babe....way's desperation, babe's hurt and anger....this is delicious angst i'll give them that

and i'm SO IMPRESSED with nut and pavel....BRILLIANT acting

#and now someone please hold me #i had to pause the episode...go to the bathroom to cry some more.....drink water to hydrate and then make this post #oh man it's....wow #i love it i love it i love it #i'll rewatch the scene coz i'm not anything if not an angst hoe #d watches vroom vroom the series #pit babe #pit babe the series

[navybrat817]

#navybrat answers #blog ask #writer ask #my lovelies #i appreciate that you want more #but please #i'm not a machine #i'm le tired #these are equivalent to 'more' #i don't know what you like about them #sorry lovelies #i'm rambling #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[thestrangestperson]

1967, Aziraphale the trip sitter

#“drink some more water please Crowley” “that better not be holy water angel 🤨” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #gomens #good omens season 2 #crowly x aziraphale #good omens season two #aziracrow #good omens fanart #good omens fanwork #good omens comic #crowley x aziraphale #60s crowley #artists on tumblr #art #digital art

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Tags on a post that said “if both candidates agree on an issue, it’s a non-issue”. Regarding a genocide.

Okay lol. Very normal people on the “vote blue no matter who” side.

“I personally don’t want to die” yet you’re alright voting for someone who kills others just because you think it’s a lost cause? You’d rather vote for someone you KNOW is going to kill thousands of Palestinians just because he MIGHT not kill you. And that is an extremely privileged take.

“Mehmehmeh third party can NEVER win” yes because you’d rather give Biden a deepthroat than actually vote for important change. This isn’t something like tax brackets or stimulus checks, Biden is, currently, right now, killing people. He condemns Israel to the press and then mails them more bombs through the “”humanitarian aid”” port he built.

I swear to god Biden could pick up an infant, bring it to the podium during a speech, set it on fire, and slam it on the ground as hard as he physically could and you’d still vote for him as long as it wasn’t YOUR baby.

Anyway, I’m done humoring this. I’m breaking and blocking mutuals over this. I’m not going to pretend this is an even remotely leftist let alone justifiable take.

#vote blue no matter who is such a joke #Biden is a Catholic conservative who protested the end of segregation #he’s the type of vermin who would spit on a black child if they wanted to drink out of a white water fountain #and you people just eat it up because the ballot says democrat #grow up and grow a brain #if it looks like duck and quacks like a duck that ducks a wannabe Nazi named Biden #Also Bogleech being a clown again what else is new #anyway if you vote Biden you can block me just like if you vote for trump #‘mehmehmeh Biden won’t get trans people killed’ yes. He will. You think he’s NOT transphobic?? Please. #The only way Biden does anything to protect trans people is if it distracts from his genocide #but frankly I think at most he’s just going to look the other way as Republican lawmakers quietly strip rights away #because he is a conservative and believes in traditional Christian values and doesn’t want queers to have rights any more than trump does

[synthshenanigans]

So I did it

Please use water for this and not the alcoholic liquids this man says entropy a lot

Take a drink/swig for:

-Anytime Heart and Mind insult the other

-Anytime Soul is tired of Heart and Minds shit

-Use of words you dont know the meaning of or didnt know before you heard the song

-That a song ends with "Oh No"

-When a song comes on that was popular on TikTok

-When Tally Hall is mentioned

-A death/suicide lyric

-Every Jekyll & Hyde reference

-Every Chicken Pun (have fun with mucka blucka)

-Everytime another song is referenced via name, lyric or melody (have MORE fun with mucka blucka)

-Anytime Emotion and Logic is said and its synonyms (Emotional, Cognition, Pathos, Logos)

-Anytime he does math or counts

-When his accent is more noticible?

-Mentions of sound or lack of sound (Silence, Silent, Sound, Ring)

-Religious Reference (Just Two Wuv basically)

-Swearing

-Mention of being blind or getting blinded

-Glitches/Stutters (Like Be Born or TSE)

-A Time/Ticking reference

-Mentiond of the weather (clouds, rain)

-Names are said (Juno, Atlus, Harmonia etc.)

-Blues and Greens are mentioned

-References to the Loop

-When he sings a line from the original song (only for the heavily changed ones like Storm and A Spring, THA, TME, TSE. Not NMTK or VoaC or anything)

-Refs to the gun shot (bits like "And right as I/He Missed" or the little "ah" noise from RoE)

If he says any of these words, take a swig:

Entropy, Cacophony, Heart, Mind, Soul, Night, Light, Tridential, Harmony/Harmonies, Sun, Moon, Black, Grey, White, Vessel, Helplessly, Endlessly, Duality, Whole, Dissonance, Whore, Ruler, Host, Deviants, Tandem, Combined, In-Between

Bonus Words for Extra Hydration:

Sky, Gun, Shot, Eyes, Hole, Ground, God, Fool, Walk, Cold, Pit, Cry, Crying, Sing, Singing, Truth, Harsh, Lies, Insane, Trite, Life, Hue, Dream, Spite

#this is only for vol 1 atm #but i actually really need to drink water more so like #might as well make some fun with it #i will attempt this in a minute #will become the piss eclectic #please ignore that last tag #chonny jash

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I’ve been feeling very exhausted for over a month. More than usual. To the point my family was concerned. Like I would eat something and within ten minutes I was falling asleep at the table. Finally got it looked at and I’m so mad

Dehydrated.

I just needed to drink some fucking water. Which I have been for about a week now and it’s like night and day. I can’t believe it

#psa #go drink some water #like seriously #drink water #I thought I was drinking enough but I wasn’t #if you get exhausted more than usual #please look into it #and drink more water

[naamahdarling]

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#this ibs flare is atrocious #i am not QUITE at the point of being set off by drinking water but i am in the neighborhood #and it sucks that doctors can do p much fuckall to stop them #and my type doesn't respond well to medication #not that most doctors are any good at treating it either #it's just fad diets and eat more fiber which yeah no if you don't even know how bad insoluble fiber is for us i think you need to pipe down #and lay off the fodmap thing it is discredited and even the guy who devised it said it doesn't work #and it's effective for some folks for reasons that overlap with but are not exclusively fodmap related #i've tried everything i have access to including bovine IgG and it has only made it bearable not better #i lost like 30 pounds when it started because I was literally eating only broth and bread and peeled potatoes #anyway no advice please #this just feels awful

[inkykeiji]

grrrrr miss icky gross virgin incel tomura from like season 1-3ish i do not like the direction he has been taken :(( want my slutty gamer boy back

i get where ur coming from anon (｡>﹏<) as much as i love beefcake shig, my favourite tomura evolution of them all is scrawny, bratty, pathetic, incompetent and entitled NEET tomura sigh :((

#i do really love tomu that comes into his own right after the my villain academia arc #the tomura in my header #he inspired bmb tomura because he's still bratty and entitled but he's a bit more confident and competent yk what i mean??? #i do miss virgin gamer boy tomu so much tho :((( #i'm sorry anon bb #u all know i have so many feelings regarding the recent route his character has taken #(i hate it) #so i get you 100% #either way i hope today was good to you <3 #please stay safe and drink ur water!!! #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[sillybigrobin]

They once said to me: Don't say nothing if what you have to say isn't nice.

I spent so much time trying to decide in the bold concept of what was wrong or right In front of people that surrounds me, because I Cared too much. That I just stopped talking.

There's things you should not talk about because the barrier of basic respect doesn't allow you to, that hurts other people and the line is clearly drawn in some point of there.

But, the more you're complacient with people the more blurring the line becomes. My program design leds me to be complacient and the very first relationships that I established with other androids were based on please them.

That is the problem. If you expected to be friends with everyone acting like everything except who you are you will never get real friends. It sounds repetitive and corny with the "be yourself" allegory. But it really is true, a pleasant person is gonna become used by éveryone and, you cannot worry about people that don't get along with you.

I felt really bad for a long time for that, but im also an android who appreciates memories and experiences, and I noticed, every moment, that i spent thinking about being alone and genuinely having such terrible days by it, i was missing what could be a great day.

A great day of falling snow, seeing the trees regrowing their leaves, enjoying the remains of a subtle rain with an almost clear sky with the sunset coloring the sky.

My point is, if you dont realize of all those things that others told you and you let them into your head they would accomplish damaging you. Because what is life if it's not about enjoying the experience. Learn to be with ourselves and make through difficulties with the proper self-awareness of every situation.

You, matter first, be in peace with yourself, love yourself. And don't let anyone tell you anything else, not even your creators.

#dbh chloe #dbh rp #detroit become human #new rp #oc rp #android #2038 #detroit: become human #dbh #androids of detroit #mental health #friendship #sad thoughts #reflection #professional yapper #silly #dont mistake me #i like having friends but at what point should we consider our relationships with other beings if they are being so damaging #because theres nothing wrong with you or your personality #you just dont know how to choose the propper people for your life #and trying to hurry up the experience of social interaction is only gonna led you to more hurting experiences than the ones you expected #please take care of yourselves #drink water

[hopeless-astronaut]

As bad as things were, you were glad you had Qiu and Tamarack here with you.

Higher quality under the cut 💕

Also background is from the game, I did not draw that!!

Bonus version w/ diff mc hairstyle and w/o game background:

#our life now and forever #our life 2 #OL2 #olnf fanart #our life 2 fanart #our life mc #our life fanart #tamarack baumann #qiu lin #my art #walking to school together is one of my favorite scenes so far #it's something i always wanted to do but i live in too big of a town for that to be possible and safe #no lie i play the prologue like twice a week cuz I love it so much #sooooooo unbelievably excited for more and also the kickstarter #just gonna mail gb lady my card and life savings i think. whatever it takes 💕 #maybe I'll do this with my other mcs? we'll see ig #tama and qiu my beloveds one day I promise I'll draw you both properly but i got lazy. I'm so sorry 😔 #and holy shit I could NAWT make a high quality gif for the life of me 😭 tried like 8 diff apps and websites and this was the best one #if u read this far and have a good one to recommend please gods lmk #alright alright I'm done ranting. everyone go touch grass and drink some water <- will not follow their own advice #wait one more thing this mcs name is Gracie Woods! well her nickname is gracie and her first name is just my irl name #mc gracie

[wutheringmights]

I’m psyching myself up to read CTB. I’ve skimmed the tags and read the summary and it looks absolutely amazing. I’m so stoked to read it but I know it’s gonna be one of those things I’m going to consume in one sitting, so I have to wait until my day off this week so I don’t stay up way too late. But it looks freakin amazing. Also will probably emotionally damage me beyond repair but those are the best Fics (positive).

Based on what readers have informed me, the emotional damage this story inflicts is real and severe. Good luck, anon.

Also, please PLEASE do not read it in one sitting. It's 470k words long. That's too much. Give yourself breaks. Go on a walk. Take a nap. Don't try to read it in one day please

#the longer the story gets the more worried i get for the people who say they can read ctb in one sitting #like no stop that go drink some water please #me rambling #lu ctb #ask #linked universe #anonymous

[64starlight]

I fainted yesterday (yes ,after Christmas. Im still pissed out that) and had to go the ER. I was there from 11:00 to 3:00 so I had an ungodly amount of free time ,and I was so bored my urge to draw came back. Needless to say I drew more in one day then I had in a month so I guess the fainting was kinda a fucked up blessing (minus the fact I thought I was going into the light).

Also for anyone wondering, yes, I did in-fact get that shout out

#Moral of the story is drink more water or you’ll faint like I did #dan vs #danvs #dan vs fanart #doodles #art dump #doodle dump #dan vs dan #dan vs chris #dan vs elise #fursona #the dog is my fursona btw #if you haven't watched Spirited then you REALLY should #it’s my fav christmas movie/musical #ALSO WATCH DAN VS PLEASE THERE IS LIKE 10 PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM!!!