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werefeathers · 1 year
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Winter, irritated by Moon and Qibli: Get a room.
Qibli, without missing a beat: Not unless you come with.
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captain-ghost · 11 months
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necr0maru · 9 months
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transmascs meeting up for brunch look like this
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lostcryptids · 8 months
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HONK IF YOU LOVE MEN COVERED IN BLOOD
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slorty · 3 months
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I love how at the beginning of darkest dungeon the ancestor is all like
" 😢 Our noble family has fallen to corruption thanks to my failings as a person, please kill everything in a three mile radius of it because it's all royally fucked sorry."
But when he explains the bosses he starts being like
"HA 😂 this man 👨‍🌾 is poor, 👎 smells bad 🤢 and asked me to feed him 🧑‍🌾 and his starving family 👨‍🌾👩‍🌾🧑‍🌾 so I used powers never meant for man to know of ✨ to mega kill🩸him and everyone he knows 😂 and now they're back 🤦 and you have to kill them again. 🤷"
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qcomicsy · 1 year
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If batkids had a podcast XVI
Red hood: Just us today?
Nightwing: Just us today.
Red hood (laughing) I wonder why–
Nighwing: Dude– (laughing as well)
Red hood: I–
Nightwing: Dude don't do it–
(just both of them chuckling)
Red Hood (close to the mic): They're grounded.
Nightwing: (CACKLES)
Nightwing (crying): This is not funny
Red Hood: This is hilarious.
Red Hood: Were last survivors of our kind. . .
Red Hood: Adults.
Nightwing: Adults.
Red Hood: He can't ground us anymore.
Nighwing, chuckling: He can't ground us anymore
Red Hood:
Red Hood: Fuck.
Nightwing:
Red Hood: We're b– (pause) We're both the oldest now.
Nightwing: Yeah– You, me and–
Red Hood, at the same time: Yeah– (pause) This is so surreal
Nightwing: You think?
Red Hood: Yeah. Dude – I was. . . I was the youngest.
Nightwing: Oh your sweet summer– I was a only child.
Red Hood: (Cackles)
Nightwing: It really isn't that weird to me.
Red Hood: Really?
Nightwing: Yeah– I was always the oldest man.
Nightwing: I was the oldest of my team
Red Hood: What?!
Nightwing: Yeah!
Red Hood: You're fucking with me.
Nightwing: Nah man– I was the oldest. I am the oldest, I'm not dead.
Red Hood:
Red Hood: You're older than Arsenal?
Nightwing: I'm older than everybody man.
Nightwing: People look at me and assign me to take care of children.
Red Hood (imitating Damian voice): "Father genes"
Nightwing: HA– "father genes" (pause) Why are you looking at me like that?
Red Hood:
Red Hood: You're ancient.
Nightwing: IM NOT ANCIENT.
Red Hood: You're older than the Teen Titans, fucking older than Young Justice.
Nightwing: You're older than Young Justice
Red Hood: I was dead man it doesn't count.
Nightwing: Of course it does– How old are you?
Red Hood: How old are you?
Nightwing:
Nighwing: I– I am an adult.
Red Hood: Uh-huh.
Nightwing: In a reasonable age.
Red Hood: You're in your thirties aren't you?
Nightwing: NO
Nightwing:
Red Hood: You look like you're in your thirties– The bag under your eyes
Nightwing: Because I'm tired????
Red Hood: The hunched posture.
Nightwing: Hey I do not have hunched posture– Fuck you.
Nightwing: You try to take care of an entire team of teenagers just to end up taking care of more two and a grown ass depressed middle aged man.
Red Hood: That was Red–
Nightwing: That was Red. (pause) I would have fucking killed him.
Red Hood: Oh Definitely.
Nightwing: Point still stand man I'm tired.
Red Hood: Both of us.
Nightwing: Both of us– (chuckles) Robins if you're hearing this I love both of you and I would do it all over again. Titans– (closer to the mic) You know what you did.
Red Hood: (Cackles)
Red Hood (closer to his mic): You know your sins.
Nightwing (laughing): Flash owe me 30 dollars.
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matt-tholomule · 1 year
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please tell me no one’s done this yet
EDIT - REALISED I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ATTACH THE ORIGINAL
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i-eat-novels · 1 month
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cumplane
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grntaire · 5 months
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aziraphale and crowley meeting up to save the world while still on strictly-professional-for-saving-the-world terms but during their conversation they keep getting distracted by the other and they both pick up on the fact that they’re distracting the other so they both intentionally start doing shit to distract each other. aziraphale rolling up his sleeves and undoing his bowtie bc to him that’s sluttier than a victorian ankle. crowley detaching his hip flexors more than usual as if his hips are beacons emitting the light of “come fuck me you coward” while he paces around. it’s a classic game of chicken with 6000 years of psychosexual warfare under their belts and in their attempts to entice each other god willing they end up fully naked just standing there like
🧍🧍
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tacc0yak1 · 5 months
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lolo baul doodles to celebrate my FINALS R DONE AAAAAAA
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hands down favorite panel btw
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palms-upturned · 2 years
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KIM KITSURAGI — The lieutenant takes off his spectacles and rubs his eyes wearily. “Do you ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?” he mumbles.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY — You sure do, brother.
YOU — “Me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.”
KIM KITSURAGI — The lieutenant opens his mouth to say something, then promptly shuts it again, frowning. He slowly puts his spectacles back on just to stare at you.
EMPATHY [Easy: Success] — He’s trying very hard to process what you just said. He’s utterly failing, though.
KIM KITSURAGI — “…The *who*?”
REACTION SPEED — Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?
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babbygorl · 7 months
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This just in: You’re running out of places to hide from me
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hesgomorrah · 7 months
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mash 4077 + would you fuck a clone of yourself?
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so about the header that proceeded today's statement:
Viability as agent: Low
Viability as subject: None
Viability as catalyst: Medium
i didn't know what to think of this part of the entry at first, but the longer the statement went on... was the institute in this universe trying to manufacture avatars?
the dice can't do anything without someone to use them, they can't be an "agent" by themselves, but might be capable of manipulation, so in that aspect their viability is "low."
the dice could be a "subject" in the sense that they could use further studying, but the statement itself was a very thorough investigation of their workings, so in that aspect their viability is "none."
the dice seem to influence their holder to roll them, or at least find more victims to roll them, and could therefore be described as a "catalyst" for someone's becoming. but, as seen in the statement, their owner can give the dice to someone else (albeit not without consequences), so in that aspect their viability is only "medium."
so what about the line following all this, what does "Recommend referral to Catalytics for Enrichment applicability assessment" mean? if we go by this interpretation, i'd say it could mean the institute wanted to find a way to make the dice even more potent as an artifact, maybe even remove that pesky ability for their owner to reject them.
imho all of this this brings a whole new level of context to the events of episode seven, of unknown violent agents going after an influx of objects that seemed straight out of artifact storage. was that the nature of the titular "magnus protocol" first mentioned in episode four, the one that involved the starkwall group? containing or destroying potential artifacts before the institute could get their hands on them?
it also makes their "gifted kids program," and sam's link to it as one of the kids being studied, all the more horrifying to think about. was it not just avatars in general they were after, but child avatars specifically? no wonder gertrude got so defensive over the possibility of sam and celia dragging gerry back into the institute's business last episode, we all picked up on her clearly knowing more than she's letting on but now we might know the shape of that information a bit better.
and one final bit of food for thought... this statement had a lot of familiar themes, didn't it? free will or the illusion of it, gambling and not-so-random chance, the statement giver being done in by one final hit from what feels like a bit of an addition... all hallmarks of a certain mother of puppets. doesn't it seem fitting that "chester" would use this kind of statement to warn sam about what harm pursuing the magnus institute could bring to him, considering the one his voice might draw from? and doesn't it seem so painfully ironic that his warning seems to have only driven sam further into that web?
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doctorhoe · 1 year
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[with barely concealed lust] doctor who?
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haaam-guuuurl · 27 days
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i don't know what this is either
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