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propaganda for the sniper/spy/sniper versus scout/fried chicken lady/pauling war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE A CRACK SHIP TO *YOU*. TO ME THEYRE SO MUCH MORE. ALLOW ME TO INDULGE MYSELF. THIS IS HEADCANON HEAVY BC THE FRIED CHICKEN LADY LITERALLY ONLY SAID ONE THING IN THE ENTIREITY OF CANON BUT WHO GIVES A RATS ASS!
theyre such a qpr no one even understands. beyond scout n the fried chicken lady's initial sexual encounter i like to imagine theyve become good friends. perhaps she was from boston as well and her and scout bonded over that, along with a shared sense of humor and laid back attitude. they hang out together and watch tv, get pizza and make out, talk about their childhoods etc. I JUST THINK ITD BE FUN OK.
her and miss pauling have their meetcute at a barbeque during the fourth of july. the fried chicken lady was invited to come along by scout and is just chilling and grabbing some extra meatballs for her plate. miss pauling initially notices her for being a pretty woman but as they talk and the night goes on they bond from both believing in keeping things practical. shes also a lot less uptight than miss pauling however, which leads to a lot of playful teasing (from scout too LOL)
i think scout and the fried chicken lady enable a lot of each other's worse habits and so miss pauling has to deal with two different messy bitches LMAO. also another headcanon i have for their dynamic as an entire unit is that miss pauling will be up late doing paperwork in her home office and they'll be sleeping on her bed, and when she's finally done she goes in and snuggles with them.
im just gonna leave out my thoughts about scout n miss paulings dynamic for the time being cause if i did id be here forever but i did already make a post on my headcanons which you can find here.
ANYWAY THEYRE SO FWB CODED. THEYRE SO QPR CODED. IM SO DELULU COCO BANANAS CODED. IM SO EXTRAPOLATING A CHARACTER FROM A 4 SECOND CUTAWAY GAG CODED. K THANKS FOR READING BYE.
oh also miss pauling and the fried chicken lady's ship name is "lady and the tramp" i dont make the rules
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FINAL POLL OF ROUND 4
Propaganda
Gregory Peck (Spellbound, To Kill a Mockingbird, Roman Holiday)—i mean, just look at him. his performance in to kill a mockingbird is probably responsible for millions of people being into dilfs. aside from being absurdly gorgeous, he was also a genuinely good person and a political activist throughout his life! (you know a guy is great when he was listed as a personal enemy of richard nixon.)
Paul Robeson (Showboat, The Emperor Jones)—this man's life was fucking wild [link to his Wikipedia]
This is round 4 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man. Gentle reminder from admin that the propaganda cuts off at 1970, so anything made after that point will not be included.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Gregory Peck propaganda:
“With Peck, it's a kindliness and inward strength whose appeal is universal. If you were to put into words the feeling he gave you, you'd say something like this: "That's a guy to trust. That's a guy you could talk to if you needed to talk to someone. He could touch a raw spot without hurting it too much. You could take courage from him" -modern screen august 1946
"Another thing about Peck. He sees you, if you know what I mean. To most of them, you're the unit man or the hairdresser or the little fellow who comes around with cokes. Beyond that they don't look. Greg's aware of you as an individual. Not that he starts asking about your ulcers. You just know he sees humans as humans first — not as cogs in a machine." -a girl who worked at the studio when asked about him
“Handsome face, beautiful eyes, amazing voice- what else do you need?”
"Tall, whip-lean, ruggedly handsome, he has a magnetic voice guaranteed to send shivers up and down feminine spines.” -modern screen may 1944
“His lanky 6' 2 1/2" frame, lithe 170 pounds, unruly brown hair and thoughtful brown eyes”
“She mentioned his large frame, his great shoulders and swinging stride. She praised his deep, dark eyes, and his prominent cheek bones. She described his strong jaw line, and his shock of dark hair, one lock always trying to fall forward over his forehead.” -a fan describing gregory peck to her father after seeing him on the big screen for the first time
Paul Robeson propaganda:
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hiii i was wondering if u could one where the reader is a scientist with lewis??
p.s ur amazing!!!!
raw chemistry | lewis hamilton instagram au
pairing: scientist!reader x lewis hamilton
in which a mercedes driver has unbelievable chemistry with a chemist
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yourusername: the two sides of the (work? staff-bonding?) trip
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yourbff so fucking jealous of you
yourusername gotta make up for all those hours somehow
yourbff2 only you would find the cheesy chips at the monaco grand prix
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mercedesamgf1: yet another win for lewis in monaco ✨
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user23 mega, mega shift from hamilton today
lewishamilton couldn't do it without everyone in the garage and back at the factory!
user64 this man is uncapable of not slaying
georgerussell63 huge shift 💪
user55 so so clear of the entire grid
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f1gossipgirl: lewis hamilton finally off the market? the world champion was spotted getting up close and personal with a mystery girl who is potentially in the second slide? do we think it'll last or is it just a post win romp?
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user90 we just taking pics of random people and creating drama now?
user35 my parasocial relationship in crisis but also am happy for lewis i'm going insane
user11 monaco does something to people i swear
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yourusername: back to the office 🧬
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yourbff smart and pretty - leave something for the rest of us
yourusername says you
lewishamilton you must be barium and beryllium cause you're a total babe?
yourusername i'm blushing ☺️ (did you google this?)
lewishamilton you're welcome ;) (yes i did)
user34 HELLO WHAT IS THIS ???
lewishamilton added to their story
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yourusername: happy people, happy times
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yourbff an invite to anything at this point would be nice
yourusername you complained the whole time last time
yourbff you people are the most insufferable (affectionate) people to third wheel
lewishamilton 🏄♀️ 🏄♂️
yourusername best teacher ever
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mercedesamgf1: lewis and george are having fun this summer break ☀️
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user44 ADMIN JUST EXPOSED LEWIS AND HIS GF??
user58 so is admin losing their job ? i'll miss you xx
user89 f1 twitter is about to go into melt down
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yourusername: you could say we have chemistry ;)
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lewishamilton who is using cheesy science puns now ?
yourusername are you an element cause i'd like to periodically bang you on a table
lewishamilton time and a place
georgerussell63 THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
alex_albon COVER YOUR EYES GEORGE
user33 i actually can't this relationship is so cute
user30 was originally scared about this relationship but if we get all this lewis content from it i can't be angry
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lewishamilton: forget hydrogen, you're my number one element xx
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yourusername is this our thing now? if so, you make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
lewishamilton okay i actually don't know what that means but i love you xx
yourusername i love you too xx
user50 lewis trying to use science pick up lines is taking me out actually
sebastianvettel congratulations you guys !!
lewishamilton thanks seb
yourusername thank you sebastian, i've heard about your impressive bee garden - will need to visit soon x
mercedesamgf1 mum and dad
user77 admin kept their job?
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mercedesamgf1: new paddock mum and dad just dropped *insert a science pun here*
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yourusername i'm the solution to all of the grid kid problems
lewishamilton not your best, love
yourusername you're hardly helping
lewishamilton i'm not the scientist here
landonorris mum and dad please stop fighting
yourusername see lewis why won't you think of the children
lewishamilton they're not children, i've heard about the things they get up too
alex_albon no we've factually never done anythign ever
georgerussell63 i second this
note: hope this was the kinda thing you were thinking, sorry for how long it took, life got unexpectedly busy out of nowhere. also, i barely passed gcse science so i hope it makes sense lol xx
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