#red engineer kin

[findinyourkin]

Howdy! RED Engineer from Team Fortress 2 here, looking for the RED team! I'd prefer no one under 14+ and no one over 25+ Also please be accepting!

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#canon calls #red engineer kin #team fortress 2 kin

[ikoarts]

It's finally complete.... a full page of doodles of some of my human ttte chars

Was just doodling without putting too much pressure on myself for it to be perfect, so these are a bit messier than usual but I'm okay with that, a lot of this is still conceptual too, still ironing out the kinks

But yeah!! This took me about 3 days to fill the whole thing

Gordon, Bill, Ben, Thomas, Diesel, James, Boco, Emily, Mavis, Millie... and some other little doodles here and there

#iko's shit #don't tag as kin/id/me #fanart #fine art #ttte #thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #ttte humanised #ttte gordon #gordon the big engine #ttte bill #ttte ben #ttte thomas #ttte diesel #devious diesel #ttte james #james the red engine #ttte boco #ttte emily #ttte mavis #ttte millie

[southeofficeworker]

What does your tf2 kin say about you? Part 2

id do one post but theres characters limit.

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ENGINEER

On your good side/green flags:

×Youre a clever guy and you know it.

×Youre a sweetheart, at least when it's useful or you trust the person.

×Youre always there for people, no matter who they are, you're willing to listen.

×Youre cautious enough, but you're willing to do whatever is needed for the job. Except you're actually good in it, like, really.

×Youre a chill guy, and love a good relaxing day, if you have one.

Your bad side/red flags:

×Youre two faces, yes, you're a sweet guy, but you'd take no time doing a bloody revenge with a little cute grin on your face

×You have god complex, but you hide it good enough.

×You can be very crude at times, though in a way that people don't realise you just mocked them.

×Youre workaholic and won't stop till the job is done, even if it takes no eating and sleeping at all.

Your love language: quality time, acts of service or physical touch

MEDIC

On your good side/green flags:

×Youre responsible, you'll whine about it, but you'll still get whatever needs to be done, because you don't trust it with others

×You get the job done no matter what, even if it involves stabbing someone, of course you'll do the last part only if you have plan B if something will go wrong.

×Youre an interesting person to talk to, but you don't have much friends because you're the strange one.

×You have a very morbid humour and curiousity, not bad but not good. Just don't carve people's organs out.

On your bad side/red flags:

×You have both, god complex and a shitty self worth. You think you deserve everything and nothing.

×You can rely on people too much and be too demanding.

×You had a trauma, and it changed you in a bad way.

×You have a very morbid humour and curiousity, not bad, but not good either.

×In conclusion, youre a hypocrite with little sadistic tendicies who can't normally read people and react accordingly the situation.

Your love language might be: quality time, acts of service or words of affirmation

SNIPER

On your good side/green flags:

×Youre a cool guy, you like adventures and stars.

×You don't have a lot of friends, but you're very loyal. It can take years for you to trust someone fully though.

×You aren't the person to get in conflicts, and if you do, you try your best to ignore it.

×Youre a strange one, and you don't care.

×You like physical touch, but you'll stiff when someone touches you.

×You probably have some hyperfixations which you keep to yourself.

On your bad side/red flags:

×You convinced yourself you're better off alone. You're used to it, and you have no idea how to react to kindness or new people without being paranoid.

×You hide your emotions till they bottle up and you break down.

×Youre a professional in whatever sphere you have chosen, until the situations falls from control.

×Youre getting very quiet when focused, to the point you might creep people out by silence.

×People always tell you to socialise more and you brush them off, 'im content with being by myself'

Your love language: basically anything, more likely quality time or acts or service

SPY

On your good side/green flags:

×Youre actually a nice guy when you warm up to people(if you can do that)

×Youre protective over the one's you love, but in a cat way. But once people make a comment on that you might stop.

×People might dislike you, but most of them go for you for an advice, especially if dating advice. And if you never had a relationship, you're good in pretending.

×Youre more on a quiet side, but if you're comfortable, and you actually trust the person, then you get extremely talkative, well, till you won't get bored.

×You can be stealthy when you want to. You can be helpful. But you'll do it only if you'll get something from it.

×You can easily adapt to new situations.

On your bad side/red flags:

×You run away from responsibility, but youre still number one to take it if no once will act on it.

×You are scared of commitment, and you don't like people. You'd do anything to push them away, even of it involves lying about your whole identity and actions. Involves acting like an absolute asshole.

×You can't let yourself get close to anyone, once you did and regretted it. You don't want it to happen again. Even if you knew the person for 10 years, you'll never trust them fully. What if they'll betray you? What if they'll suddenly realize you're actually not a good person? Hell, you don't even trust yourself.

×You think your past is forgotten, but it always comes back to you, be it a person from the past, or just something else. That involves no one knowing the real details about your past.

×You can easily get bored by people, even if you loved someone dearly, the unexpected disgust will come out and you'll be slightly anxious about it.

×You pretend you're alright with people disliking you, and you even make it into crudy jokes, but deep down you actually care for reassurance and affection, not like you'll ever admit it though. You still might slap a person if they'll touch you.

One of your love languages might be: quality time, words of affirmation or gift gifting.

Additional, in short:

Ms.Pauling

If you kin this woman, I'd say you're a hardworking person who always gets overworked no matter what. But if the jobs needs to be done? It'll be done.

You avoid any attachments and try to keep a quiet life, which doesn't always work.You tend to ignore people, give them a cold shoulder, but if people get to know you, you're an exciting person, just you dont show that often.

You'd enjoy quality time with people, and acts of service because you don't get a lot of time for yourself.

Get sleep. Medic & Engi kins, you too.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #engineer tf2 #Medic tf2 #Sniper tf2 #Spy tf2 #miss pauling #engineer x reader #Medic x reader #Sniper x reader #Spy x reader #Miss Pauling x reader #tf2 x reader

[the-great-british-blorbo-off]

The Great British Blorbo Off Begins Shortly....

Thanks everyone for waiting so patiently while I take my time sorting this all out! I'm pleased to announce that I've decided on everyone that will be in the tournament, and we will be starting next Monday (16th)! So, here's how it's going to work:

There are 128 characters overall, and I have split them into 4 brackets with two rounds each.

I will be posting 8 polls (1 round) a week, and will reblog them in the middle of the week and at the end of the week.

Once we get down to one character left from each bracket, they will go against each other in semifinals until only two are left.

Winner becomes the new queen of England <3

If anyone that submitted a character has a specific image of them they'd like me to use, feel free to send it over. If you've submitted a character from a book then I will just be using the front cover of the book they're from as their image, so let me know if there's a TV/film version or certain cover you'd like!

Brackets are below the cut! As always, feel free to send an ask if you're confused about anything :)

(Also let me know if there's any repeated characters or errors, had a few formatting issues before uploading so I apolgise if anything is messed up)

BRACKET 1:

Round 1:

Miss Jane Marple (Miss Marple) vs Lucy Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Austin Powers (Austin Powers) vs Jade (Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age)

Dudley (Street Fighter) vs Daisy Steiner (Spaced)

Danger Mouse (Danger Mouse) vs Lady Penelope (Thunderbirds)

Malcolm Reed (Star Trek: Enterprise) vs James Bond (James Bond)

Archie MacDonald (Monarch of the Glen) Vs Lemon (Bullet Train)

Edward Hyde (The Glass Scientists) Vs Maurice Moss (The IT Crowd)

David Ward (I Am In Eskew) Vs Arthur Dent (A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

Round 2:

Gordon the Big Engine (Thomas and Friends) Vs Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin (Kingsman)

Walter Heath (The White Vault) Vs Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Skull (Lockwood and Co) Vs Jeremy Usborne (Peep Show)

Matthew Vandham (Xenoblade Chronicles 3) Vs Raihan (Pokemon Sword and Shield)

Diana Cavendish (Little Witch Academia) Vs Katherine 'Kitty' Higham (Ghosts)

Leo Fitz (Agents of Shield) Vs John Constantine (DC Comics)

Gnomeo (Gnomeo and Juliet) Vs Bertie Wooster (Jeeves and Wooster)

Jamie Fraser (Outlander) Vs Lexie McTavish (Monarch of the Glen)

BRACKET 2:

Round 1:

Jonathan Sims (The Magus Archives) Vs Laszlo Cravensworth (What We Do in the Shadows)

Nia (Xenoblade Chronicles 2) Vs Daisy (Downton Abbey)

Gwen Cooper (Torchwood) Vs Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Robert (Genki Elementary Japanese) Vs Aled Last (Osemanverse)

Rose Tyler (Doctor Who) Vs Avril Bradley (Gosick)

Newt (The Maze Runner) Vs Jacob Frye (Assassin’s Creed Syndicate)

Captain Hastings (Hercule Poirot) Vs Lynda Day (Press Gang)

Amelia Hughes (Infinity Train) Vs Heathcliff (Limbus Company)

Round 2:

Alice Cartelet (Kin-iro Mosaic) Vs Billy Kane (Fatal Fury)

Ropafadzo "Ropa” Moyo (Edinburgh Nights) Vs Steve Fox (Tekken)

Alex Rider (Alex Rider) Vs Pietre Carvel/Arby (Utopia)

Professor Layton (Professor Layton Series) Vs Robert EO Speedwagon (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Bede (Pokemon Sword and Shield) Vs Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)

Jessica Albert (Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King) Vs Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently’s Hollistic Detective Agency)

Jo Grant (Doctor Who) Vs Evelyn Carnahan (The Mummy)

The Last Constable (Fallen London) Vs Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

BRACKET 3:

Round 1:

Tangerine (Bullet Train) Vs Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

Red Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) Vs Paddington (Paddington)

Cuno (Disco Elysium) Vs Luke Triton (Professor Layton Series)

Hobie Brown (Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse) Vs Robin Hood (English Folk Legend)

Mary Sera (Detective Conan) Vs Emma (Emma: A Victorian Romance)

Jay Cartwright (The Inbetweeners) Vs Shellington (Octonauts)

Noone (The Sound of Nightmares) Vs Matthew Crowley (Downton Abbey)

Balthazar Cavendish (Milo Murphy’s Law) Vs Cammy White (Street Fighter)

Round 2:

Horrid Henry (Horrid Henry) Vs Ivor the Engine (Ivor the Engine)

Tim Bisley (Spaced) Vs Ignis Scientia (Final Fantasy XV)

Axl Low (Guilty Gear) Vs Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)

Marnie (Pokemon Sword and Shield) Vs Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)

Mason Greyback (Wizards of Waverly Place) Vs Clarice Bean (Clarice Bean)

Agatha Christie (Bungou Stray Dogs) Vs Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)

Lila Pitts (The Umbrella Academy) Vs Mina Harker (Dracula)

Kieren Walker (In the Flesh) Vs Thomas the Tank Engine (Thomas and Friends)

BRACKET 4:

Round 1:

Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig) Vs Martin K Blackwood (The Magnus Archives)

Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins) Vs Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place)

Alec Hardy (Broadchurch) Vs Thomas Nightingale (Rivers of London)

Hammer/Hannah (Fable 2) Vs Anthony Lockwood (Lockwood & Co)

Iris Wilson (The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles) Vs Miss Eliza Scarlet (Miss Scarlet and the Duke)

Karen Kujou (Kin-iro Mosaic) Vs Marrick Tremayne (The Bedlam Stacks)

The Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) Vs Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Alfred Pennyworth (Batman) Vs Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Round 2:

Hugh Anthony Disward (The Mystic Archives of Dantalian) Vs Nathan Young (Misfits)

William "Duke" Wellington (Miss Scarlet and the Duke) Vs George (The Famous Five)

Jonathan Joestar (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) Vs Dio Brando (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Julian Bashir (Star Trek: Deep Space 9) Vs Tori Spring (Osemanverse)

Winston Smith (1984) Vs Strangelove (Metal Gear Solid)

Wheatley (Portal 2) Vs Herlock Sholmes (The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles)

Lucy Carlyle (Lockwood & Co) Vs Wallace (Wallace and Gromit)

Mr Blobby (Noel’s House Party) Vs Tracy Beaker (The Story of Tracy Beaker)

#polls #tournament poll #tournament bracket #uk #tournament #i'm not tagging every fandom but feel free to reblog and recruit your fellow fandomers

[lamemaster]

From One World to Another

Request: Please spin the wheel for Aegnor 🛐🥺

Pairing: Aegnor x Reader

Genre: Hogwarts au (yaaaay)

AN: Thanks for requesting 🥹I am befuddled by how well this fits (What in the Hell is Happening Event) Last day tmr

"The mudbloods are at it again," Celegorm snorted, a sneer twisting his perfect features. Aegnor rolled his eyes and glanced out the window, where you stood under the shade of a towering oak with your friend.

You were lost in one of those strange dances the humans called TikToks, your movements surprisingly graceful despite the odd rhythm.

Aegnor couldn't help but admire it. Unlike the elves, bound by tradition and cautious with their magic, humans like you embraced life with reckless abandon.  He longed to understand that world, a yearning that gnawed at him despite his upbringing.  A world he could only glimpse through stolen glances at the strange glowing device you called a phone.

Elves, with their long memories and deep respect for tradition, found themselves drawn to Slytherin.  Though some outliers existed, like Elrond, a Ravenclaw scholar obsessed with elven lore, Slytherin's green banner often fluttered above elven dwellings.

Humans, with their fleeting lives, burned brighter.  Gryffindor, the house of the brave, housed the vast majority.  But there were exceptions – a cunning Hufflepuff pioneer known for his loyalty to his coven, and a Ravenclaw witch whose fascination with magical flora rivaled any elves. 

This Gryffindor bravery, however, wasn't always viewed favorably by the elves.  Many elven elders often scoffed at their recklessness, a stark contrast to the calculated actions favored by his people.

Dwarves, with their insatiable thirst for knowledge and mastery of craft, naturally gravitated towards Ravenclaw. Their halls echoed with debates on engineering marvels and the secrets hidden within the earth. 

Finally, the Hobbits found a home in Hufflepuff. Their love for community, loyalty to their kin, and dedication to the simple pleasures of life resonated deeply with the house known for its badger sigil.

A pang of longing twisted within Aegnor. He yearned for a glimpse into your world, a world documented on those strange glowing rectangles humans called "phones."  He knew it was a forbidden desire, an act frowned upon by most elves. Only his Uncle Feanor, a surprising and rare elven Gryfindor dared to dabble in such human contraptions.

Sitting in the back row, the only sliver of sunlight stubbornly fighting its way through a cracked window was Snape's nemesis. Aegnor sighed, flipping through his well-worn textbook filled with elven script that seemed to dance before his eyes.

The acrid scent of burnt Bubotuber pus mingled with the sweet aroma of gillyweed, a constant reminder of the strange concoctions brewing around him

Snape's incessant droning about cauldron safety did little to alleviate his growing boredom. Suddenly, a cacophony of crashing metal and sputtering flames erupted from across the room, followed by Snape's scathing pronouncement, "Five points from Gryffindor!"

Aegnor winced, his gaze briefly flickering towards the source of the commotion.  There, you stood, exiled from the Gryffindor table amidst a chorus of giggles.

You were a whirlwind of Gryffindor red and mischief, your hair escaping its usual braid.  Without a moment's hesitation, you marched towards Aegnor, a mischievous glint sparkling in your eyes.

"Mind if I join you guys?" you chirped, settling down on the empty stool beside him before he could even formulate a response. 

Before he could stammer a response, his sister, Galadriel, cut in with a frosty, "How about no."

Aegnor felt the urge to glare at his sister. He stole a glance at you, half-expecting you to wilt under Galadriel's icy stare. 

Instead, you met her gaze with a playful glint in your eyes, a barely suppressed smile tugging at the corner of your lips. "Cool, glad that we agree," you replied shaking his hand. 

A sheepish grin spread across your face as you leaned closer to Aegnor, your voice barely a whisper. "Mind sharing the textbook?" you pleaded, a hint of desperation lacing your tone. 

Your own copy lay abandoned on the desk, its pages marred by a splatter of what could only be some sort of disastrous purple goo. 

For a moment, Aegnor felt a flicker of surprise, a jolt of something akin to shyness as you invaded his personal space. He wasn't used to such casual closeness, especially not with someone from Gryffindor.

He stole a glance at his sister, Galadriel. Her lips were pursed in disapproval, a silent reminder of the boundaries he was teetering on.  

But something, perhaps the endearing lack of inhibition in your eyes, won him over. With a barely audible sigh, he shifted the book closer to you, his voice a low murmur as he mumbled the instructions Snape had droned on about mere moments ago.

And that is how his world collided with yours. Reforming itself for the eternity of his life.

#the silmarillion #silmarillion x reader #aegnor x reader #hogwart's au #aegnor #yearning #what in the hell is happening event

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

/ooc

please feel free to ask him questions or interact with him!! a little more about him i didn't list:

this is soldier from the comics and shorts, just my headcanoned version of him.

his lieutenant bites is a racoon plushie

he collects music boxes

he's in a relationship with his team's spy and engineer

he's transferred back and forth between RED and BLU occasionally

he knows nothing about actual politics and kind of just says whatever. he's an anarchist if anything else

he has two guinea pigs named Smith and Wesson, both are girls and he loves them with his whole heart

relations:

arthur/spybot sys (nephews) @emotionally-anxious-spybot - arthur calls him "Jamison"

anne/bloodhound (best friend) @spiritually-stupid-bloodhound - tries to make him a hippie

kolten and hans (colleagues, in-character account manager) @emotionally-inept-medics - keep him under wraps

dr.humboldt (friend, confidant) @physically-vampiric-medic - comforting

illusionist (friend) @emotionally-helpful-illusionist - also very comforting

dexx (friend) @emotionally-creative-rogue - also incites chaos

otto (nephew) @physically-robotic-medic - calls him "Janie"

dell (colleague) @emotionally-enervated-conagher - romantic partner

spy (colleague) @emotionally-composed-spy - rather... close

demo (colleague and best friend) @emotionally-explosive-demoman - a bond thicker than any soup money can buy

talking tag: #soldier's radio

asks tag: #incoming signal

in-character reblog tag: #teleported bread

admin tag: #box's lockbox

arc tags: #zoldier arc, #an old debt, #tacitus traumas arc

here's his references!

info about admin:

hi!! my name is box. i'm 20 years old, nonbinary (they/them), and i've been in the tf2 fandom for six years now. this soldier interpretation is very much based on myself, as i do kin him, and he's very near and dear to my heart!

i ask that you please do not do any ship content with him as i and a few rp partners are working on a relationship between our muses.

my asks and dms are always open though i ask that you please keep the topic relating to this blog or tf2 in general

text in italics and with proper grammar indicates my traditional roleplaying style, anything otherwise is supposed to be in-character as if soldier himself were posting it.

welcome to my little blog, i hope to get along!

#emotionally xyz mercs #tf2 soldier #rp ask blog #emotionally bisexual soldier #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #physically xyz mercs #mentally xyz mercs #soldier's radio #incoming signal

[precious-little-bhaalbabe]

This post took me so long to actually write down all of I ended up sketching the swapped companions before finishing it

Behold!

More detailed descriptions and musings under the cut

Jenevelle the Shadowheart

Forever seeking to serve her Queen and to prove herself among her adoptive kin. Prove herself worthy of the silver she wears and perhaps one day grace the back of a mighty red dragon as Kithrak, should her Queen allow it.

Paints her spots on every day along with her war paint

Her long braid is decorated with a headpiece paying tribute to the Undying Queen, though of course never as resplendent as Vlaakith herself

Lazelle, Daughter of Shar

With her blade, she will cut Selûne and her wretched Tears from the sky and blanket Faerûn in the Nightsinger’s perfect darkness, whether the Mother Superior permits her to become Dark Justiciar or not

If not for her nose, it would be hard to pin her as Githyanki and not a strange looking wood elf. No spots and the shells of her long ears lacking the usual frills (inspired as an artist by Ptaris not having those features in game). A harmless malformation as the result of being raised in an unnatural environment, or something more sinister at play?

The name Lazelle was gifted to her by the Mother Superior, though something about it always felt slightly… off.

Karlach Cliffgate, Mage of the Heartlands

Chose her title saying there were far too many lofty heroes already claiming heritage from Baldur’s Gate, and she wanted her legend to show she fought for all the innocent people of the Heartlands her city calls home, like the heroes of sword and sorcery that inspired her to study magic as a youth.

Far fewer scars but nearly as many tattoos under those robes as the Karlach we know. Runes imbued with protective wards, magic symbols, dedications to her parents and to Mystra.

Her rough cut and dyed hair is woven in with silver disks with the symbol of Mystra

Even having fallen out of her favor recently, the Mage of the Heartlands wears her tabard emblazoned with the symbol of the goddess of magic still.

Naturally quite tall and heavy set, she still keeps an impressive musculature for a mage. Claims there’s no use for more mages who just sit in their towers reading all day. The Weave is meant to be touched, used to protect and assist people. Would far sooner cast a new spell to see the effects than study it in theory.

When you first meet her, she explains the softly glowing orange mark on her chest to be a scar of one such use of experimental magic. Perhaps after some trust is built, she will reveal the true nature of what caused it.

Gale Dekarios, the Black Flame of Avernus

A guard trained in picking off threats with his trusty longbow long before they could reach him or the one he protects, the Blood War has seen him far closer to the center of the action than he would prefer.

I didn’t draw them because it was hard enough designing new outfits for him and Karlach but he’s got tattoos. And scars.

The black flame and smoke from the infernal engine in his chest waft from the vents on his shoulders, the deep ominous glow from under his ribs never ceasing.

Wears a single earring of the crest of Waterdeep, the home he has sought to return to all these long years. Now, he’ll finally have the chance. If his heart doesn’t burn him from the inside out first.

Astarion Ancunín, the Blade of Frontiers

Handsome, heroic, and the talk of the land, the Blade of Frontiers will be a storybook hero in times to come

His dashing smile and golden eyes, handsome figure fitted in beautiful embroidery, are protected by his rapier and the healthy green glow of Fey magic

The armored chest piece he wears emblazoned proudly and loudly with the crest of Baldur’s Gate, a reminder of the people he’s sworn to protect

Wyll Ravenguard, the One-Eyed Warrior

A handsome and unassuming man at first glance, apart from his missing eye. Closer look is even more intriguing, his remaining eye a striking blood red.

Dressed in courtly garb, hardly the outfit you’d associate with an adventurer, but his skill with the blade quickly squashes any doubt he’s fit for the task at hand.

Upon first meeting him, he says the missing eye is the scar from a battle and nothing more. When you learn about his past and his history with the vampire lord Cazador Szaar, he reveals the scar is one of the last injuries he suffered as a mortal man. Taken out in the fight with cultists of the dragon that resulted in his death, before Cazador claimed him as his undead spawn.

#swap au #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #babblestar #Astarion #wyll #Lae’zel #karlach #shadowheart #gale dekarios #baldur's gate iii #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #baldurs gate #bgiii #baldurs gate karlach #bg3 gale #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 wyll #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 astarion #bg3 au #bg3 companions #bg3 fanart #bg3 karlach #shadowheart bg3 #astarion bg3

[atbussysparks]

As the official southern scout irl, here's some 💯% accurate headcanons 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

His body rejects his French blood like it's a disease so he has a constant stomach ache

1/4 Jewish and 1/4 Mexican. He was really pale before the war

His mom is totally Fran Drescher.

ADHD, and has an Oral fixation. If you told him that he'd go "huhuhuh, oral."

Coughed up blood on three separate occasions and coughed up glitter once

He has a metric shit ton of vintage comics, but he's dyslexic

He keeps pinups on his ceiling and everytime pyro barges into his room he has to shove them into a hole in the ceiling like it's fuckin fahrenheit 451

Owns a crust jacket that got hit with a firework and caught on fire at one point.

If cut open his organs glow BRIGHT green. He makes engineers Geiger counter go crazy

Does a ridiculous Beavis impression

Randomly does ballet poses just because he can. He also cannot do actual ballet.

Got sent to a troubled teens camp for two years until he was 14 and his mom and brothers busted him out, and the facility ate shit seven years later and he drank absinthe to celebrate.

Eats random shit he shouldn't eat. He ate a car mirror disco ball. He ate a lovebug. He gnawed on the edge of a table. There was a pinecone found in his stomach before respawning. Where the fuck did he get a pinecone??? THEYRE IN THE DESERT

When he was 9 he Got stuck in one of his brothers' lowrider after it flipped over For 13 minutes. His brother flipped it back over and They never talked about it again

Tried to microwave a bag of gummy worms to make one big "wormo gum" it caught on fire

Sniper asked him if he wanted some marmite and got tackled for saying "marmite? But pa might not!"

Fucking loves mushrooms. It has to be spelled out when talking about it so he doesn't freak out. Someone has to distract scout if someone else is making mushrooms

Got lost in the rain with one of his brothers for FOUR HOURS in his PJs. Still made it in time for a doctor's appointment.

He thinks medics trying to put bombs in him

If scout coughs or laughs or trains too hard he gets violent pains in his side torso, and has to sit and breathe for a bit. Spy, medic, and heavy notice the most. Spy can't bring themself to stay in the room when they see it. Heavy lays his hand on his chest to weigh him down, and stop him from trembling. Medic asks him if he "wants some good strain"

He wants some good strain but detests smoking. He and medic have tried desperately to attain edibles.

Banned from wearing short-shorts because his dumbass can't act right. Refuses to sit legs closed. Brags about his buff fucking linebacker legs. He gets fish-hooked by the leg skin in battle. He ate a pair because he lost a bet.

Can't sleep around box fans because he heard they can kill you

Soldier opened the doors to the shower once and found scout in there, fully clothed, as a huge cloud of red/black smoke billowed out of the room and blinded him. He never found out wtf happened in there. The only time he asked scout just said "my bad, you peeped the horrors." he never asked again.

Lactose intolerant but desperately in love with mac n cheese. That might actually be the reason why his stomach hurts.

Joined the gravel wars when he was actually 19 but letting that get out would get him killed, because the higher ups are only allowed to hire people 25 and up. So, he turned 21 he told everyone he turned 27.

Watched cujo and he cried for the dog, because he has a huge saint Bernard at home

Probably kins cujo because he had rabies

His hat (called a fisherman or fiddle that btw) has has the word "gorm" and a picture of Garfield embroidered on the inside

Wears a giant fuckin muumuu to sleep. No matter where he is or what's going on, if he's wearing the muumuu he can sleep.

#shitpost #shitposting #dank humor #fresh memes #dank memes #scout tf2 #the scout #jeremy tf2 #team fortess 2 #team fortress two #soldier tf2 #spy tf2 #heavymedic parents #im sorry but heavy and medic are so scout dads #pyro tf2 #tf2 heavy #medic tf2 #mature cw #scout headcanons #headcanon #sparking list

[apple-flavored-autism]

HELLOOOO! This is Lampkeeper! And welcome to my corner of the universe~!

Lil bio:

Name: Atticus / Lee

Gender: three feral rats with rabies in a trenchcoat

Pronouns: any!! I don't care!!

Lamps: 100000003067 lamps

Sexual orientation: asexual

Romantic orientation: aromantic + homoro-oriented (gay asf)

Likes: Fandoms (preferably small fandoms), food (specifically chicken nuggets), sleeping, lamps, goobers, cats, salmon, winter, dragons (will ramble for hours), b r e a d, sweaters!!!

Dislikes: Loud noises, excited dogs, pollen (is allergic), mosquitos (VERY allergic), strong spices, lots of clothes, summer.

Special interests: Dragons, cats, I Expect You To Die, Portal, The Stanley Parable, Rise of the TMNT, Megamind (somehow), science in general.

Kinned characters: Donnie (ROTTMNT), The Narrator (TSP), Wheatley (Portal 2), Pheonix (IEYTD), Megamind (c'mon, you know this one), William Afton (FNAF- don't ask.), The Spot (Spider-man ATSV)

Physical features: Long-ish dark brown hair, tanish skin despite rarely going outside, brown eyes, 5 feet 6 inches tall, often wears casual clothing but wears a skirt on Sunday, depending on who he's with, he almost never smiles.

Notes: Was never tested for autism or ADHD, but has a strong belief he has both (with research to back him up). Staying with the label neurotypical until the belief is strong enough to self-diagnose. DEFINITELY has anxiety. Might also be dyslexic- constantly misreads words. Is also a therian + otherkin; cat therian + duck therian (WILL meow and WILL purr, don't blame him) + dragon otherkin (WILL roar and WILL hiss). Has an odd belief he's not human.

!! THIS USER IS A SYSTEM !!

Will there be a "meet the artist" drawing soon? Yes, yes there will be. Will I draw myself accurate to my IRL self? Yes. Yes I will. Will I also draw my little alien persona? Yes. In several ways. Will I draw my fursona and his two halves? Absolutely.

For Roleplay under the cut!! vvvv

Blue text is for when Agent Felix talks

Purple text is for when Lampkeeper talks

Classic text is when I/The Narrator am speaking

Red text for Dr. Zor, Orange text for Hivemind, Yellow text for Charlie Caliente, Green text for John Juniper.

These all take place in the IEYTD universe.

Felix lore:

Agent Felix joined Zoraxis's team when he was just a little kid, probably about third grade. If he went to school, lol, which he didn't.

He just wandered around a town all day, doing whatever he could to learn. Zor found him- Zor was about mid-thirties at the time- and just straight up adopted Felix. Zor gave Felix lessons on basic stuff like reading, math, etc., basically just all the elementary school stuff- except it only took 2 years. Zor, obviously, was surprised so he gave Felix some options and Felix chose technology.

Zor gave him everything he could to Felix on the subject, and by age 12, Felix had the technology expertise as a mad scientist. Felix started doodling after Zor adopted him, the doodles being very happy in general. Over time, they got.. concerning.. and Zor didn't know what to do about that.

Eventually, as more people joined Zoraxis, the more Felix was left alone with his little inventions. Occasionally, Zor, Hivemind and Charlie visited him (and were the only ones that celebrated his birthday), rarely Solaris for business. Felix loved Hivemind and Charlie like family.

The death engine was built when Felix was thirteen years old, him being oblivious to what he and Solaris were building. Agent Pheonix had seen him during Operation: Seat of Power, and recognized him as a kid.

When the death engine fired for the first time, Felix was devastated. Maybe a bit traumatized. He hated himself for being so oblivious to what he built. He didn't talk, eat or anything for days, even after he heard that Agent Pheonix had stopped the Death Engine. In fact, Felix felt worse becuase people had died.

Pheonix came back after a day or two of recovery and brought Felix to the agency. The agency convinced Felix to join (hesitantly) and almost gave up after ten minutes until Felix finally said one word: "okay". His mental recovery lasted 2 weeks, his fourteenth birthday two days after. His drawings started returning to a happier-looking state during the time. Felix waited a month and a half for agent training to begin, and when it did, it was too slow to match his learning pace. Regardless, he did what he was told without complaint. ...until they gave him a bomb to diffuse.

They knew perfectly well he couldn't diffuse bombs. They gave him one anyways. He had to run to other agents to find someone who could diffuse bombs. Felix was trying to figure out for days why they gave him a bomb. No clear answer was found.

Felix often has regrets leaving Zoraxis, since he misses everyone and he misses being useful. Usually he just looks at his shirt and he no longer has regrets, but recently it hasn't been working. He has a lot of conflicting emotions. He tries to stop the regrets by telling him stuff like "it feels great to be good" (as you know) and stuff like that. They've been working, but not much. The agency is constantly worried he'll switch sides again, but they don't know what to do about it since they don't want to get near him.

Felix doesn't know it, but Zor, Hivemind and Charlie miss him. Zor has had his eyes on Felix since he left and has been hoping he'd come back. The whole John Juniper thing was half-planned in hopes Felix would be sent on a mission. (I'm listening to This Is What Autumn Feels Like right now and it's throwing ideas like this at me ashgdhwhdhend)

Then Felix gets kidnapped, he runs away, you know the drill if you were reading/involved in it. He came back worse than before, almost back to his old state after the death engine. His memory was a little more messed up and he has major trust issues.

The end :]

#lampkeeper #agent felix #ooc post #masterpost

[blue-shiver13]

So I made a tf2 roleplay discord server, if anyone wants they can join!

This server is a RED team centric tf2 roleplay server. This servers application process is a little harsh but that’s because we’re only looking for specific people for roleplay. We are currently looking for people to roleplay the following characters: Scout (blu), Soldier (blu), Pyro (blu), Demoman (red/blu), Engineer (red/blu), Sniper (red/blu), Spy (red/blu), and Miss Pauling

Basic Server DNI Racists, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, radqueer/radinclus, neonazis, nazis, conservatives, asian fetishizers, anti-anti, pedophiles, incest and supporters, MAPs and supporters, proshippers, pro-abuse, pro-ana, endogenic systems and supporters, kins, irls, delusional attachments, anti-furry, rcta/ecta, transracials, nontraumagenic systems

Specific Server DNI People who dont ship the following: Heavy x Medic, Spy x Scouts Mom, Scout x Pauling, Soldier x Zhanna People who ship ANYTHING besides the following: Heavy x Medic, Spy x Scouts Mom, Scout x Pauling, Soldier x Zhanna, Scout x Pauling x Fried Chicken Tramp People with the following headcanons: all characters besides Yana are transgender, Miss Pauling is lesbian, Spy or Scout is bi/gay, Spy is feminine, Heavy has a beard

Dm me for the invite

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #tf2 roleplay #tf2 rp #roleplay #rp #discord rp #discord #tf2 discord rp #tf2 discord

[ikoarts]

Another one for me and @creaturedrawz' silly TTTE×NGE au

This one I'm REALLY pleased with, so here's James suffering as usual

#iko's shit #don't tag as kin/id/me #fine art #fanart #ttte #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte james #james the red engine #ttte humanised

[tadpolejourney]

Day 20

20 days, I can scarcely believe it. So little time and yet so much given all that has happened. I wonder if anyone is still looking for me, or if they've given up hope by now.

I saw a red dragon again. I'll never get used to that sight. Lae'zel reassured me that she would protect us, and then dropped her pack and ran off ahead of us to meet the githyanki. So much for subtlety and caution... They were led by someone called Voss, with the title Kith'rak. Apparently it's a very high rank in their military (perhaps one of the highest?) And wouldn't you know it? They're here looking for the artifact too. The one we carry that protects us. So that's two powerful and violent religious sects searching fervently in our midst for what our little troupe carries. Fuck.

We managed to fool Voss. He doesn't know we have the artifact. I was really impressed by Lae'zel. When she ran off I worried that she would be more loyal to her kin and turn us in or get us killed, but she came through.

Karlach isn't feeling well. Her engine is running too hot. I put on a brave face for her, but I'm truly worried. I hope we can find Dammon, and that he survived traveling through the shadow-cursed lands.

I re-dyed my clothes today, and Gale complimented me on the color choice. Told me it brings out the color of my eyes. I reminded him we're not flirting anymore. He sputtered that he was just complimenting me, to which I winked at him in reply. Then he wagged his finger at me and said, “See? What you just did, that is flirting. There is a distinct difference, and you know it!” It wasn't until I was nearly doubled over with laughter that he realized I was messing with him. What a silly goose.

Shadowheart and I are finally getting close. She's needed more time than most, but now I know for sure I can call her a friend for life. A dear friend, even. She braided my hair last night. I like it so much I think I'll wear it this way for a while. I felt so bad because Karlach really wanted to join us and braid hair too. As soon as we get her cooled down enough to touch other people, we are having a huge hair braiding and animal petting party just for her.

We camped for the night in the mountain pass. Tomorrow we will reach the monastery, if not the creche itself. I'm genuinely anxious about this.

<<< Day 19 | Index | Day 21 >>>

#bg3 #baldur's gate oc #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #baldur's gate tav #gale x oc #gale x tav #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate tav #bg3 gale #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 karlach

[therealjackdsaf]

✎_ _ⅈꪀ𝕥𝕣ꪮ ρꪮડ𝕥! ▓▒░

ೃ⁀➷,, Hi! My names are Jack, Sally, Alastor, William, Ruv, Yakko, Pinky, Roachy, and Dan!

ೃ⁀➷,, I use they, it, flesh, uncanny, button, red, tape, eye, corpse, blood, church, stare, neon, maim, scar, razor, frog, war, void, radio, scary, love, lover, heart, spring, bunny, snow, toon, hate, cannibal, gore, and a few others that I probably forgot as my pronouns/neos!

ೃ⁀➷,, My fandoms are dsaf, fnaf, undertale, deltarune, tspud/tsp, tf2, omori, fnf, and several others that I don't remember.

ೃ⁀➷,, I have d.i.d, depression, anxiety, and autism so there's that.

ೃ⁀➷,, I'm trans/nonbinary!

ೃ⁀➷,, I like to roleplay!! Shoot me an ask or a message if you wanna!! :3

ೃ⁀➷,, I'm a very skrunkly guy >:]

DNI + Other under the cut

DO NOT INTERACT IF:

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Basic DNI criteria.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Your name is J*sper or R*ven. (a, a)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You ship d*vesport, st*narrator, he*vymedic, or anonyone x omori. (a, a, a)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ You're a huge homestuck fan.

ASK TO INTERACT IF:

⟼:;ೃ You're a Henry Miller kin.

⟼:;ೃ You're prone to lying.

⟼:;ೃ You're a cis girl (just message me and tell me).

OKAY TO INTERACT IF:

⤹⤻⟹ Don't meet the DNI criteria.

⤹⤻⟹ You like any of my fandoms!

⤹⤻⟹ You use neos, have autism, like frosties, or some combination of the 3.

⤹⤻⟹ You think Monster from Friday Night Funkin is hot. (you're right)

That's all! G'byee~~~

SIDEBLOGS:

@. 1-adult-in-a-t-shirt

@. theradiodoctor

@. rainbow-bastards-are-back

@. jacks-self-ship-blog

@. cutseypasta

@. amanwithagreatplan

@. the-fruity-text-doctor-owo

@. the-game-doc

WEIRD CULT VERSION OF ME AND MY MOOT:

@the-house-of-garf

ALTER INDICATORS/ALTER INTRODUCTION:

🍊 - hi, my name's Jack, uhh my favorite color is orange and me and dave are best friends

🍆 - HI MY NAME IS DAVEY OR DAVE OR PURRPEL FUCK FACE I LIKE PURELPE AND SPORTSY <3

📕 - Hello, I'm Dr. Henry Miller. I'd say it's a pleasure, but it's rude to lie.

☎ - Uhhh, hello? Hello, hello! Uh, my name is Steven, or Mr. Stevenson, um, you can call me either if you want, uh, that's it I think.

🟢 - h1 1'm g1ng1 do you guys l1ke green 1'm green sorry what

💀 - Hello! My name is Jack! It's nice to meet you all!

🔪 - I refuse to introduce myself here, this is stupid.

🧪 - Hallo! Call me Doctor <3

🔥 - do yiu lakie ucniconrs oar fire??/? o srory my naem is pyro :3

🛠 - Howdy, call me Engineer :).

🌾 - HI my name's C i like men and women also women are cool

❤ - Hello!! I don't know wh7 we're introducing ourselves. I’m Tord!

🥃 - hi im clay

 🏐 - Hello! My name is Danielle. Not Daniel, people get that confused a lot.

🕰 - Ah, hello! I'm The Narrator. It's a pleasure to meet you!

1⃣ - H1111 MY NAME 1S 1, L1KE THE NUMBER.

<35⃣ - Heey <3 My name i5 5, the number <3

6⃣ - H6llo. My nam6 is 6. Th6 numb6r.

🌈 - uhh hi zmiley face my name iz cypher itz cool to meet you

🕴 - My name is Salem also 8=====D

💜 - Greetings. My name is William afton. It's nice to meet you all!

🎸 - 👋 👆🟣🐰

🎧 - Ah, Hi! My Name's Charles. Nice To Meet You Guys :D

💻 - I’m AM. This is stupid, im never here.

♡ - Helo, my name's Peter

👁 - *hello. also hi it's doe <o>

📐 - h37 m7 n^m3 1s tr1^ng|3 1t's d#mb 1 kn0w b#t 1t's m7 n^m3

👐 - ☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎📬︎ 💣︎✡︎ ☠︎✌︎💣︎☜︎ ✋︎💧︎ 👎︎⚐︎👍︎❄︎⚐︎☼︎ 🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎ ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎📬︎ ✋︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☠︎✋︎👍︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💣︎☜︎☜︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎

🍎 - Hello. My name is Nightmare. Please call me Night. I don't like being called Nightmare.

🌹 - sup, the name's red. funny skeleton alcoholic.

🥀 - HELLO. MY NAME IS DREARY :)

🤕 - hi. im omori. i dont really want to do this. im sorry.

🐻 - Hello. Please call me Ruv.

🔫 - i legally changed my name to captain johnson

🍋 - Hello!! I'm Monster :] Call me Lemon, please.

🩻 - I don't really want to make this. but i have no choice, My name is tabi,

💒 - Hello! My name is Sarvente! It's nice to meet you! - 💒

🐷 - i'm THE BLADE from MINECRAFT. english major baybyyyy

🍺 - The official Floridaman. It's Graystillplays.

Hi!!! My name is Grelle. I've been DYING to meet you ❤️

Hello, my name is Ciel. I'm excited to meet you all.

📻 - Hello, my dears! It really is quite a pleasure, but I'm not a fan of the Internet, so don't expect to see me around that much. You may call me Alastor if I ever am here!

🎙 - umm hi :p i might be around sometimes idk lol im 2p btw

🦉 - Hello!! I'm Stolas! It's nice to meet you

🧹 - HII im niffty!!! :3 nice to meet you all :D

🛗 - Hey, just call me Protag please.

🛗 - Hi! I’m Brad Tanner, don’t forget it! Coworker is chill too.

🍞 - call me vince please!! he/they coffee/toast prns

🥩 - Vincent.

Hi, I’m Sally. I’d prefer not to use the emojis.

🗒️ - Hello. I am L.

Stu Macher! - Stu 🤍

a comment left by my online papa under a post about a transphobe claiming they’re not transphobic

#intro post #blog intro #system intro #alter intro

[leorawright]

this is kind of a kin thing so you can feel free not to do it, but could i please have some platonic scout and a reader who is a scoutbot that became sapient, defected from grey manns army, and now veiws scout as a brother?

Hmmm I can try!

Scout with reader who defected from the Grey Manns army and sees Scout as a brother

Scout wad incredibly confused and on edge when you first showed up at the red base

But Engineer said it was most likely that you weren't a spy but Scout was still a likely skeptical

And yet you almost clung to Scout just like a younger sibling

At first Scout got annoyed at your clingy nature but after seeing how you just felt comfortable around him his heart softened

Now you and Scout go everywhere together and get into all sorts of mischief

Scout has always had a little sadness in his heart when he's not around his older siblings or his ma so having you in his life acting like a sibling makes him smile every single day

#tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #platonic

[intothemultifandom]

– 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐑 || 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐠

SUMMARY: The gift of foresight had served you well, until it doesn't. Rescuing you from an unpleasant vision, your love knows exactly what to do to bring you back to the present.  PAIRINGS: Druig x Eternals!Female!Reader TAGS/WARNINGS: romance; angst

Since you could remember, you existed for one reason and one reason only:

SERVE ARISHEM. ELIMINATE ALL DEVIANTS.

It had been one of your earliest thoughts when you first woke in The Domo, second only to the name Arishem–celestial supreme–had bestowed unto you:

Y-O-U-R-N-A-M-E.

"I am [Y/N]," you tested aloud, awed by the smooth tone of your voice.

Across from you, a large figure entered your line of sight and as you raised your head to consider the new-comer, you were taken aback once you saw who it was.

Out of all the males you’d awoken with, the stranger was perhaps the youngest of them all.

He was tall, nearly a head taller than you, and while your uniform was dappered in metallic [favourite colour] with [complimentary colour] accents, his uniform consisted of blacks and reds. 

The colours he wore were a stark contrast to his skin, pale as though kissed my moonlight and complimentary all the same against the sharp lines and contours of his face. 

"[Y/N], is it?" An equally low voice greeted in turn, a mischievous glint taking root in piercing blue eyes.

The young man had drawn close the moment he started speaking, your tongue growing laden as he paused in front of you. "Beautiful name for an equally beautiful girl."

If you were genetically engineered not to get sick, it certainly did not feel like it.

In his presence, it felt as though your breath had got caught in your chest and in spite of the regulated air pressure circulating through the ship, you couldn’t help but feel the air around you both had become almost electric. Dizzying in an almost familiar sort of way. 

"–My name is Druig," the young man said, grasping your hand in his.

Smoothly, he pressed his mouth against your pulse, lips curled into a small, disarmingly warm, smile as he lifted his head.

"It's so lovely to meet you."

––The third and most encompassing thought you had on The Domo the day, was of him.

Druig.

In addition to celestial energy and your natural athleticism, the gift of precognition was perhaps your greatest asset in battle, one that often put you on par with Makkari.

Where she could outmanoeuvre herself out of any situation with her speed, your foresight gave the team the upper-hand to strike Deviant nests before the creatures would even decide to attack first.

Ironically, it seemed that for all you could see the future, seIdom could you recall the past. 

You could not remember whether or not you had kin waiting for you back at Olympia, or if there was a special someone waiting for your return.

Instead, where you imagined the comforting embrace of a mother you had come to picture Ajak, with her kind eyes, soft touch and motherly affection. She had guided you many times, had offered you redolent views and insights so you could learn to understand the world around you. 

When you thought of the proud smiles of the great Gilgamesh and mighty Thena after an intense training session, you thought of how mortals considered the kin before them and found yourself honored you had your very own Uncle and Aunt to learn from. 

And when you thought of the rest–of Sersi and Ikaris, side-by-side and in their own little world; of Sprite and Kingo, often causing mischief amongst the mortals; and Phastos and Makkari, always sating their burning curiosity–you thought of how too few mortals could say they had this many siblings, and how colorless your mission would've been without them. 

Of course, at the centre of what was slowly becoming your universe, was Druig.

From the very first time you had met, there was something about the brooding-Eternal that endeared him to you, and supposedly, you to him.

After your initial introduction he had become a constant presence in your life, always seeking you out in the quiet corners of The Domo, to moments of reprieve between battle and chaos. Teasing. Touching. Always falling back into orbit as though you were twin stars, destined to gravitate towards the other. 

Beneath changing skies and through the rise and fall of multiple civilisations, falling in love with him felt like the most natural thing in the world. 

In fact at times, it almost felt as though in some past life, you’d already loved him befor–

The sky was red, your skin feverish. Still, you tugged at him him, mapping each crevice and plane you’d explored many times before as he did the same. 

Desperation made your touch ardent, made his lips linger on the crown of your head even when the contact burned. 

“I’ll find you again, [Y/N]” he’d said fiercely, teeth red as blood dribbled down to his chin.

“I’ll find you,” he said more quietly, almost to himself as he settled around you. Your final refuge. 

The ground shook again. The dirt splintered with a boom. 

Distantly, you thought of Makkari–of how she’d always been quiet–and hoped that she’d manage to outrun it all before you peered up. 

Sprite had stopped screaming; Sersi had only started.

The end of the world grew too loud, the chaos turned to white noise but oddly enough you could still hear him. 

Druig. 

Maybe it was because he was right in front of you, or maybe it’s because you’d always been attuned to his frequency, but as you zeroed in on his laboured breathing, you couldn’t help but rasp: 

"And I, yo–

–Beautiful, beautiful, [Y/N], you’re missing the festivities,” his ochre voice said, breaking you out of your reverie as a maelstrom of emotions flooded you.

Maybe I’m ill, you thought, reeling.

Druig had come up behind you, wrapping broad arms around your frame as he nuzzled his face into the curve of your neck.

You could practically feel his sly smile against your skin. 

His touch burned. 

“Do we bore you that much that you’d rather return to your paints than me, oh great [pseudonym]?"

Shaking yourself from your daze, you lifted your gaze to meet his, swallowing the unease that had lodged itself at the base of your throat with a small smile. 

“You could never bore me,” you said immediately, forcefully rolling your eyes as to quell whatever thundered in your chest. 

What you had seen, it couldn’t have been the future. 

Half-heartedly, you placed the paint brush you’d been holding back with the rest, turning fully to fold yourself properly into his embrace. 

Druig, ever attentive, must’ve felt the tension in your frame and sensed the trouble plaguing your mind because gently, he pressed his lips to your head.

It was his way of grounding you, you knew, his way of comforting you when words failed him.

“I know,” he hummed after a moment, brushing his fingers along the curve of your back. 

His touch, this time, tingled pleasantly. 

“Let’s get back to the others then, shall we?” he continued, unwinding his arms as to hold out a hand.

You knew he wanted to ask what had happened, knew he wanted you to lay your burdens bare before him.

But Druig was Druig, and while he was often snarky, he was not unkind.

This was not the first time you had seen something unpleasant, something horrifying.

You would talk, later, when the festivities had ended and you could confess what you’d seen between fine sheets and in the comfort of your room.

But for now, all you wanted to do was forget what you’d seen. And because Druig loved you, he’d make it happen. 

“Kingo’s promised a woman you’ll sculpt a statue in her like,” he baited, almost slyly. It was a no-doubt way to do exactly as you wanted. 

Fondness swelled in your chest at his meddling and at him, and laughing, you slotted your hand within his. 

On papyrus paper the size of a crate of wine, you had painted a red sky. A burning field. Two people, lost in the flames, at the very centre of it all.

And further, 

                  further, 

                             further in the back–

                                                   a hand emerging from the Earth.

#druig x reader #eternals #mcu eternals #mcu fanfiction #mcu #eternals!reader #makkari #ajak #thena #gilgamesh #sprite #sersi #ikaris #kingo #phastos #druig #eternals x reader #eternals x you #eternals x y/n #mcu x reader #eternals imagine #mcu x you #intothemultifandom

[marshmallowprotection]

Heeelooo marshmallow! I missed ya hehe ^^

Lately when I witnessed at least few times when some driver was showing off like uh.. idk making unnececery noise with his car (leaving bad smell behind), speeding when and where they shouldn't like where kins are near etc everything of course in town/city.. and I started thinking about Saeyoung, because he likes driving and probably also likes speedeeng and whats not, thou I really doubt he'd ever be lika people mentioned before.

But still... how would he react in such situations? Or where MC is annoyed because such people?

Saeyoung loves driving, it's a passion of his for many reasons, and one of those reasons is because cars sell fast and easy. It's just one of those things he always has in the back of his head no matter how well his life is going.He knows that there is a strong possibility something could go horribly wrong at any moment and he needs to be prepared for doomsday. 

But, there's another reason why he enjoys cars.

He likes the process of figuring out what's wrong with them and then repurposing them into something useful for his needs and general enjoyment. He likes to make enhancements and adoptions that work better for any of the needs that are on his mind. 

You truly need to keep this man out of a garage because if you leave them in one for too long, there is no hope for you to stop him.

Now, when it comes to people who enjoy driving, they love to speed and chase that high. Saeyoung loves the thrill of the chase. But, do you want to know what he doesn't know? He doesn't love people who enjoy putting other people in danger with their vehicles.

There is no need to try and overcompensate for anything by revving the engine over and over again in the middle of the city for a drag race. You especially are going to be on his shit list if you are the kind of person who speeds in an area where children could be around. 

So, anybody of this nature who isn't considerate to the people around them is not anybody he wants to be around. If you don't like people like that, you have nothing to worry about, because he wants nothing to do with people like that. There is a way to appreciate motor vehicles and this is not the way. He doesn't have patience for people like that and he would specifically make sure that somebody like that got stuck at every red light if he could do something about it.

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