#sga incorrect quote

[the-mushroom-faerie]

Jack : for the last time, they're called "off-world missions" not "stupid mental health walks"

Daniel : I don't see a difference

#stargate #stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #jack o'neill #incorrect quotes #sorry this was stuck in my head and now im inflicting it on you #this could work for any gate team in sg1 AND sga

[artistic-lightcycle]

Hammond: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

Jack: alright *shrug*

Woolsey: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

John: Can I not? *at the edge of tears*

#stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sga #sga #sg1 #general hammond #jack o'neill #john sheppard #richard woolsey #shitpost #incorrect quotes

[sepiawizarddetective]

John: We have a problem.

Rodney : No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

#incorrect quote generator #mcshep #john sheppard #rodney mckay #sga #stargate atlantis #incorrect mcshep

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

SGA + Terry Pratchett

Vimes prodded at it as politely as he dared, and then took the usual view that, if you can recognize at least half of it, it's probably okay to eat the rest.

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

#Stargate Atlantis #sga #stargate #terry pratchett #ronon dex #jason momoa #Jingo #discworld #caps by me #edit by me #incorrect quotes

[squidgiepdx]

John Sheppard, tending to Rodney McKay's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Rodney McKay: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

#john sheppard #rodney mckay #sga #stargate atlantis #incorrect mcshep quotes

[nerdgatehobbit]

After seeing @twilightofthe incorrect TCW posts via a quote generator I decided to get in on the fun! :)

And yes, at first I included the surnames but then I realized what I did. Out of them, only the crayon one could be considered OOC but I was so pleased to see a wild The Secret Life of Dolls reference that I had to include it.

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Rodney McKay: Alright, listen up you little shits. Rodney McKay: Not you Carson Beckett. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Carson: I made this fire bracelet for you.

Rodney: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Carson: You don’t have to wear…

Rodney: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Rodney, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Carson: Tea.

Rodney: Wrong. It’s coffee.

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Carson: We have a problem.

Rodney: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Rodney: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Carson: Is that a picture of you?

Rodney: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Carson: Rodney, no.

Rodney: Rodney, yes.

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Rodney: How would you like your coffee?

Carson: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Rodney, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Rodney: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Carson: Actually, Rodney, after all these years I just sort of go with it.

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Rodney: You have Crayons?

Carson: Yes, I have-

Rodney: You’re- how old are you?

Carson: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I GAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Rodney: You might not know this, Carson, but I am a flawed person.

Carson: I do know that.

Part 1 of ?

#long post #me having fun #incorrect sga quotes #meredith rodney mckay #rodney mckay #carson beckett #best friends in the pegasus galaxy #stargate atlantis #sga

[mckaymccoy]

Ronon, to Carson: Just do me a favour. Don't count on that yellow uniform to protect you. In the heat of battle, Wraith aren't very choosy about their targets. Doctor or no doctor, you might end up having to defend yourself.

#source: star trek ds9 #jackie's incorrect trekgate #incorrect sga #carson beckett #ronon dex #odo #Julian Bashir #that's one of my fave ds9 quotes tbh

[scifidancer]

Incorrect quotes SGA

#incorrect quotes #sga incorrect quotes #stargate atlantis #samantha carter #ronon dex #I think ronon would like that #😉

[shinydixon]

It annoys me how some h*llcheers, when accused of homophobia, say they can't be homophobic because they're gay/bi. You very much can be, internalized as well as lateral aggression. Gay people can be biphobic, same gender attracted women can be homophobic towards sga men, and vice versa.

It sucks to be a guy and engaging in an m/m ship because m/m shippers are accused of all being straight women who fetishise gay men (which is something h*llcheers have said about steddies). Yes, some are and it sucks, but a lot, if not most, are queer men and women. Also, in my experience most guys I've come across in m/m shipping spaces have been gay/bi transmascs (like me) and since "fetishistic straight women" we're often called by transphobic gays, I can't trust people who say that.

Not to mention how much it hurts when people say "why don't you just ship canon m/m couples instead?" Because there isn't a lot of shows, that aren't "gay shows" (pose, heartstopper, young royals), that have main characters who are queer men, and that's not their entire personality, much less for trans men or bi/pan men.

I'm glad will is canonically gay, but with the way it's presented in the show I'm sure that some straight viewers don't get it yet, and why can't we have more than him and robin? And let's be real, will is a much "safer" character to "make" queer than steve or eddie; character's that I'm sure more straight men are projecting themselves on than there are who project themselves on will. Imagine if a character that was "meant for" straight people, came out as gay or bi? It's not gonna happen, especially if that character is a man, because straight men's sexuality and masculinity are so intertwined and so, so fragile. So please, let us have fun. Let us make up headcanons for these characters that we love, because that's all we're ever gonna have.

Even though both parties in h*llcheer are dead and the possibility of them being canon is non existant, it's still less non existant than the possibility of steddie becoming canon, and would be met with zero hostility from the general audience, compared to steddie. We know why this is, and we also know why they can so easily demonize and make out all steddie shippers as villains, while burying any evidence of foul play on their own side.

This was long, sorry, but I needed to rant and I don't feel like being attracting #them to my blog.

Don't ever say sorry, I'm here for everybody who have the need to vent or rant🥹

Sorry but it's so stupid saying "I'm bi so I can't be homophobic" for the reasons you already listed.

Anyway you shouldn't listen to those kind of hellcheers, some of them don't even respect Grace, we can't expect to be treated with kindness when they see steddie as something that gets in between their ship.

Block them, filter their tag and even if you're tempted, don't go looking for their post to check what they're saying about steddies because it can be hurtful and can ruin your fun.

Instead, look for what makes you happy! HC, art, fanfiction, incorrect quotes (these are my favorite btw) etc.

I realize that in my blog we talk a lot about these toxic people and this is the reason why I proceed to reblog a lot of steddie/steve/eddie/joe/jamie/Joe K./other media content; like this I can also share something that we enjoy with people that check my blog to see what I answer, and might be upset by some of the asks.

[cosmic-gate]

Elizabeth: *Knocks on Rodney's door*

Rodney: Who is it?

Elizabeth: It's us, we just wanna talk.

Rodney: How many of you are there?

Elizabeth: *counting John, Ronon, Teyla, Carson and herself* There's 5 of us.

Rodney: Then talk to each other.

#incorrect quotes #Stargate incorrect quote #Elizabeth weir #Rodney McKay #sga incorrect quote #stargate atlantis #sga #stargate atlantis incorrect quote #source unknown #please tell me if you know the source #stargate

[incoming-wormhole]

John: Elizabeth wouldn't want us to fight

Rodney: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

#Thor quote #marvel quote #john sheppard #Rodney McKay #incorrect quote #stargate incorrect quote #incorrect quote sunday #sga incorrect quote #mine

[all-mighty-yaoiyuri]

Rodney is right!

In a way. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wanna know more? Short fanfic Sucking Issues on AO3. (Some Humor, Slice of Life, Lollipops, Implied Relationship... Rated as mature but because of language / innuendos, no real smut)

#sga #stargate atlantis #john sheppard #rodney mckay #todd the wraith #stargate #incorrect stargate quotes #sga fanfic

[kebuyo]

Ronon: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

McKay: I think you meant cards.

Sheppard: He did not.

Ronon, pulling out knives: I did not.

#incorrect stargate quotes #incorrect sga quotes #stargate atlantis #ronon dex #rodney mckay #john sheppard #sga #incorrect quotes #source: incorrect-quote-templates

[theprodigypenguin]

Regulus: I was beginning to think you were too scared to fight.

James: No I'm just naturally lazy.

#jegulus #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect marauder quotes #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #james potter #regulus black #source: sga #stargate atlantis

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

SGA + Terry Pratchett

Bill Door made the mistake millions of people had tried before with small children in slightly similar circumstances. He resorted to reason.

― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

#Stargate Atlantis #sga #stargate #terry pratchett #rodney mckay #reaper man #edit by me #caps by me #incorrect quotes

[squidgiepdx]

How dreams are influenced by, you know, life

Me and dreams are like... Well, apples and crude oil. Yeah, I can't control them. Hell, I hardly ever dream about anyone I know, much less dream about anything interesting. I seriously want to learn to lucid-dream, because one of these days I want a sexy-ass dream that doesn't fade to black or morph into watching monkeys at the zoo. Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, so dreams. I didn't sleep much Sunday or Monday night, but I totally made up for it last night. In bed before 8pm, asleep by 9pm, and slept for 8 glorious hours. It was beautiful. And my dreams? Well let me give you a rundown of various items that happened to me Monday and Tuesday:

Sweet, very straight (but not narrow) guy flirted with me at work. He's incorrigible, and I like that about him.

brumeier wrote a prompt fill of mine called "Meiosis for Beginners" that was adorable (McShep + original child character).  Read it!

I rewatched SGA episode S01E20 - The Siege Part II - and wrote up a bit of information about my rewatch, plus some sexy silliness.

I read some stuff by Wil Wheaton

I spent some time on The Tumblr where there was a sexy picture of

Dita von Teese

Lots of "incorrect quotes" for Hawaii Five-0/McDanno to imply sexy times by the boys

Some cute stuff about fandom in general

Some stuff from liberal 99%ers about corruption in Washington, etc

So, given that, let me set up the dream that I had this morning: I was sitting in a bank, waiting to hear about a loan, and trying to ignore the stripper lady in the corner.  There was a cute gay couple who had the most adorable little girl with them; she was wearing a bright sun dress and running around.  All of the sudden, I look up and Steve and Danny from Hawaii Five-0 walk into the vault, and Wil Wheaton, who was the guy trying to find the loan officer, turned to me and said, "Jesus Christ.  You just know they're going to go fuck in the vault again, right?  I hear Steve keeps a giant thing of lube in one of the safety deposit boxes."  I turn to him to ask something, but he's suddenly paying attention to the stripper.  So I get up and walk over to the vault, and just as I round the corner to see what Steve and Danny are getting up to - I FUCKING WAKE UP. I mean come on!  How fair is that? Now sometimes I can will myself back to sleep, and get to slip back into the same dream.  But no luck this morning.  Dammit.  I've got porny McShep thoughts in my brain right now, though, so hopefully those'll carry me through the night.  Wish me luck! comments from squidgiepdx http://ift.tt/2FpefIe via IFTTT

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