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crystalflygeo · 1 year

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Sinful voice pt.2 ft “Morax”/Prof!Zhongli + fem!reader (modern AU)

cw/tags: Voice kink, daddy kink, dirty talk, female masturbation, oral and fingering implied but like it's just fantasizing?? petnames (sweetheart, babygirl, dear) Reader is DOWN BAD LMAO and suffers second hand embarrasment.

notes: EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU @localplaguenurse!!They gave me a F A N T A S T I C idea that just inspired me to continue this wip and ended up not even being featured here yet but HEY... future p3!! //winkwink. That said I did NOT expect how much this would blow up and how ppl loved it and wanted more, y'all gonna make me giddy and/or cry pls (consider checking some of my other stuff too mayhaps? <3) Anyway I REALLY hope this delivers bc boi am I afraid of not meeting expectations vcgvhjbnjnmklal

Weeks had passed since your ‘big discovery’ and you still weren’t quite sure what to do with this information.

At first you chalked it up to just your imagination because… there was no way, right? Your new professor could just have a… similar voice… yeah… that was it.

Except the more you listened to his long-winded explanations the more you picked up certain words and intonations here and there and you knew you were just fooling yourself.

A lot had happened in these last few weeks, from organizing your new living space, to meeting your roommates, to grocery shopping, classes, and you had even considered the idea of maybe getting a part time job somewhere close by. There were plenty of small shops and places around the college campus neighborhood that not only offered valuable services to poor college students but also the opportunity to make a bit of money to help them out.

It had all been rather exhausting and stressing, exams, essays and projects were already starting too…

Lying back in bed you sigh and roll over, feeling the familiar faint throb of desire pooling between your legs, one you’d never really managed to sate with a person so much as with fantasies. But tonight, as you lay awake in bed aching for your usual touch, you feel conflicted.

Ever since that very first day you just couldn’t bring yourself to open up Morax’s website again. Hell, a new month had rolled over and you’d dutifully paid the subscription along with your other usual bills.

Part of you was itching for it, curious, frustrated.

And very very horny.

Thing is, your fantasies had often featured a faceless man, strong, imposing and dominating, taking you like a blushing maiden and making you beg for the pleasure he’d give, allowing him to do anything he wanted with your heated body. Now that man had a face… your history professor Mr. Zhongli.

You used to get off to imaginings of Morax tying you up and having his way with you, teasing you, fucking you into the mattress and making you cum over and over. Now it was Mr. Zhongli. Polite and courteous Mr. Zhongli with his refined gestures and well-mannered demeanor.

You wanted to cum, to reach that high and come undone and let out all the pent-up stress and frustration until you melted into a puddle and didn’t have to think about classes or money or life anymore, but the second your fingers began to rub at your clit, Mr. Zhongli’s voice would hit you with that even tone he used when scolding someone for gossiping during his lecture.

“Disgraceful behavior…”

A hot flash of shame burned at your face but for whatever reason it just turned you on more. You wanted to get fucked so bad you felt like you were going insane. You wanted that man to pin you up against a wall and thrust inside you until you turned into an incoherent moaning mess. You wanted to get bent over at his desk and filled up with cum until you were left gaping and oozing and told what a good girl you are. You wanted to get fucked on your hands and knees squirming and crying from overstimulation.

Lying in bed, you squeezed a pillow against your face and screamed.

You wanted to fuck your handsome history professor Mr. Zhongli.

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It’s barely first period and you couldn’t concentrate.

You were sleepy, hungry and overall, in a bad mood. Standing in line at the cafeteria for a much-needed morning coffee and some snack you yawn and browse around your phone. Math. Gods you hated math.

At least you didn’t have history today. That was a whole other can of worms.

You figured you’d eventually have to get over it but it was just… so bizarre. Mr. Zhongli was quite the popular teacher, you’d learned. Extremely knowledgeable in various topics, a strict but kind and just teacher and good looking on top of all.

No wonder the upperclassmen flocked around him, probably half the campus lowkey had a crush on him, male and female students alike. It was genuinely a miracle he was not married or even had a significant other apparently.

And he was also Morax. Sensual dominating Morax who would just not leave your head-

“Good morning, how may I help you?” The cashier called out cheerfully and you pulled out of your thoughts.

“Morn-”

“Good morning.”

You gasp so sharply you almost launch into a coughing fit; your eyes widen and whole body tenses and oh shit-

Somehow you manage to trip and fall in the clumsiest, stupidest way possible.

“Woah-!”

“Miss?!”

Except you don’t actually fall, but someone manages to hold you, a hand grabbing your arm and the other pressed against your back steadying you as your poor brain goes into overdrive.

That voice!

It’s him!

Too close!

What is he doing here?!

Way too close!!

The seconds it takes for you to react feel like ages as you stare up at Mr. Zhongli like a deer caught in the headlights.

His hands are warm…

His cologne smells soooo good.

His eyes are gorgeous!

He’s so hot!!

“Are you alright Miss l/n?”

“I’M FINE! I-I’m fine!” You yelp, way louder than intended (or normal) and quickly scoot back to put some distance between yourself and the handsome professor. He picks up his dropped bag and dusts it a little, as well as his clothes, still pristine as ever. “I… think I got a little dizzy s-sorry I haven’t eaten yet and… yeah…” You chuckle nervously.

You see him frown slightly. “Going without food for long periods of time can be quite dangerous.” He states, obviously concerned. “Maybe you should head to the infirmary see Dr Baizhu, you look quite pale and the dizziness could be a symptom of low blood pressure. Do you have anything sugary to eat or drink?”

“I w-was about to buy something…”

“It might be best for you to sit down for the moment.” He nods, resolute. “Allow me.”

…And that’s how you end up sitting at one of the nearby small tables with a little glazed donut and a bottle of water, courtesy of your dear history professor.

You stare at the little treat in your hands, half eaten already as he insisted, at least your hands stopped shaking and some color returned to your face. Mr. Zhongli seemed content enough, sitting across from you.

“T-Thank you.” You mumble, refusing to meet his gaze. “How much was it? I’ll pay you back I have som-”

He sees you rummaging through you bag and raises a hand. “None of that, you needed it. I’m glad to see you’re looking a little better, please take care of yourself, health is very important.”

“Um, ok.”

Then he smiles, and it’s gentle, soft. “You’re Miss l/n, right? One of the new students from my history class?”

Huh?

“You didn’t do very well on the essay assignment…”

Ack. You sigh and take another bite of the small donut. “History is just… not my strong suit. Too many dates and names to remember.”

He chuckles and oh God who gave him the right to make that sound? Your skin tingles.

“Fair enough. I know my classes can be a little daunting, I’m very particular about certain topics and tend to ramble sometimes. But I can tell you really put effort into classes and pay attention to my lectures.” He looks pensive for a moment. “Let me propose something. I usually impart some private tutoring sessions to students on more advanced levels, but I could make an exception for you. If you have time available it could help lift your grades.”

You stare up at him in surprise, grateful to not have a mouthful of donut or you would have probably choked again like an idiot. Did you hear that right? A private tutoring session after hours at his office?!

Now that sounded like a title for one of Morax’s audios: Hot professor bangs his stu-NOPE.

“I-I’ll think about it! Sure.”

He nods and gets up, sparing a glance at his watch. “I have to leave now, please do consider it. And do try to eat at more regular intervals and take better care of yourself, you look quite tired.”

A polite way of saying you had marked eyebags, yep.

“I’ll try.” You mumble. Suddenly a little sad to see him go. “Professor… thank you.”

There’s that smile again, you could melt. “You’re welcome, my dear.”

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And yet that night, you’re once again rolling in bed unable to sleep.

My dear.

You couldn’t stop thinking on the whole incident, you’d certainly made a fool of yourself but the memory of his strong arms holding you, touch firm but gentle. The scent of his cologne that you wish had clung more on your clothes.

You really were down bad, this is ridiculous…

You bite your lip.

You shouldn’t. You shouldn’t.

Oh but you will, just one wouldn’t hurt.

Quite the opposite actually…

Unable to contain yourself (or your horniness) you take no time to pop in your earbuds and start scrolling. Hmm… there had been a couple new additions in these last weeks.

You can’t help but wonder why he does these. When. How. You never really considered or thought on it before, Morax has quite a lot of patrons (not a surprise) and thought you know nothing about sound and video recording or editing technically he’s making money just by using that honeyed velvet voice of his. That had to bring in some cash, right?

But then again, if you knew anything about these types of subscriptions it was that they required constancy and that meant hard work and dedication. Did he enjoy these? He really puts in the effort given the amazing quality…

You can’t help but picture your handsome professor unwinding a little after a long day, casual clothes, a cup of that tea he loves and setting up to record those dirty words and sinful moans.

Did he sometimes get worked up about these too? Did he also touch himself during or after recording a particular scenario? Sitting back slightly sprawled on the chair, brow slightly furrowed, stroking his co-

Aaahhhh you needed to stop thinking on him.

…

Yeah right.

“Daddy eats you out and prepares you for his big cock.”

Well, this looks promising.

The audio starts like many others, with some dialogue from him and setting the scene and oh… you had kind of missed the playful teasing tilt of Morax’s voice. You can’t help but chuckle lightly, this scene is so domestic. He calls you “sweetheart”, “babygirl” and there are the kissy noises.

You wish you could kiss him…

“Hmmm… daddy’s gonna get you nice and ready. Spread your legs for me.” Oh, you certainly do. “Daddy’s gonna get down here between them.”

You rub at your tights slowly, sensual, remembering his larger hands.

“Oh your little pussy is already so wet and swollen.” Morax coos, voice soft and airy. “You think it’s already ready I know.” He chuckles. “But you know daddy’s cock is big, yeah, your little pussy’s gonna need to stretch a little bit hm?” A kiss.

You whine.

“Shhh daddy’s gonna make you feel so good sweetheart.”

Lewd wet noises invade your ears and you waste no time starting to stroke yourself, slow and tender. He groans and sighs and you whimper, hips jolting from the bed.

Gods how was he so…

“Yeah… nice and gentle hmm, we’re gonna have so much fun.”

His words were a complete 180 from the long lectures about politics and wars, and yet, his voice…

“D-Daddy…” You sigh. “Please!”

“Oh I love how sensitive your little clit is… you like that babygirl?”

You rub and stroke at the little bundle of nerves and see stars already.

You were so pent up, so needy. Your orgasm was already building too quickly, mewling and whining at his words, his noises, trying to match the pace and follow his instructions.

“That’s a good girl.”

“F-Fuck-”

Your eyebrows furrow, your body trembles and you bit your lip to contain your noises. Morax warns you when he adds a finger, and after a few seconds another, chuckling low at how you clench, praising you, coaxing out your pleasure.

You can only picture him at the end of the bed, licking and sucking obscenely at your juices, pumping those slender fingers in and out, in and out…

That tantalizing voice teasing you, your fingers knotting that dark brown hair tipped amber, golden eyes staring up at you half-lidded but feral and fascinated. Focusing on you. Only you.

“A-Ah! Mhmm…”

“Now I want you to cum babygirl come on, in five… four…”

You stroke and pump faster, frantic, lost in that rapidly approaching high.

“Three… two…”

You cry out, a spark cursing through your veins.

“One… hmmm that’s it my dear.”

“Z-Zhongli…!”

He ushers you out of your release with soft words before saying something else, but your mind is floating and hazy. Your take off the earbuds and place them away catching your breath for a moment, arm draped over your face, the audio still has a long way to go but you’re drowsy and sleepy so you decide to call it a night.

It is only a little later, once you’re done with a quick cleaning and putting everything away, curled up under the covers and dozing off that you realize…

Shit.

You’d called not for Morax but Zhongli.

#genshin smut #zhongli smut #genshin x reader #zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact smut #crys writes #fem reader #professor zhongli #man I really hope this doesn't feel rushed or forced vghbjnk pls I tried my best OTL I know the scene jumps are jarring but #fun fact 1 when I was in uni there was this one beautiful amazing french teacher that half the campus had a crush on #literally everyone loved her she was amazing she was not my bi awakening but boi she CEMENTED it #and it's funny bc literally like ??? girls and boys crushing HARD on her and she was bi and SINGLE and so kind and cool and around our age #anyway that's zhongli 1000%#fun fact 2 I once almost fainted at uni bc I had. in fact. not eaten breakfast or dinner the night before #and my blood pressure just dropped also bc the heat didn't help so rip I got better with a coca cola tho

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scarah-screeeaaammss · 2 months

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AHHH SHES HERREEEE my target finally had her back in stock so I quickly ordered two for pick up (one for me, one for sib) (thanks mom for picking it up lol) and she is sooooo gorgeous holy shit I love her so much

#personal #monster high #dolls #my dolls #venus #venus mcflytrap #literally one of the most beautiful dolls ever. like i love her whole design so much #her socks arent socks tho btw theyre like leg warmers #but she can put her hands in her pockets!#and chewlian can come out of his pot!#monsterhigh #mh

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mozart-the-meerkitten · 1 month

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Hey guys, if you could pray for me and my parents I'd be really grateful. The last cat in our old brigade, Tansy, is almost 15 and at the end of her days. She tends to get sick from allergies during the spring and she's had a rough winter and she's just, she's not going to make it through this time and she's been SUCH a good cat her whole life that we're not gonna let her suffer through it to the end. We're hoping we can get an appointment to get her put down tomorrow (that sounds awful saying it, but she's miserable and I can't watch her suffer she doesn't deserve that), so we would really appreciate your thoughts and prayers.

#cats #tansy #tw pet death #cw pet death #the only good(?) thing about this is that it's not sudden like baby tulip #I have known this was coming and been preparing for it mentally for months now #she took a turn for the worse today tho despite all our efforts to help her keep going #I *think* she might have a tumor in her cheek that suddenly got very malignant #she has a lot of the symptoms #and I think that + the allergy sickness she usually gets is just too much for her #but she has lived a GOOD life #and she KNOWS we love her #she is INCREDIBLY intelligent #she's sid's adoptive mama #like she straight up adopted a stray half-grown half-starved kitten #and TRAINED IT #to be her friend a hunter and a guardian of our home #she literally taught sid everything he knows #I'll post a little memorial for her when she does pass with pictures #because she has such unique and beautiful coloring #she's a torti #and SO sweet #she is literally one of the best cats we have EVER had #I'll miss her terribly <3

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ddenji · 5 months

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i think a movie was a good choice for reze's arc!!! i'm literally so excited to see her & denji be whacky on the big screen <3 plus I hope this means good things for the animation overall cuz the anime was gorgeous and there are some really epic moments in reze's arc that i cannot wait to see translated into film. also what a choice to call it reze's arc, bc like yes it is, but also... this is denji's story. they're all his arcs. to me its a good way of reinforcing the ideas surrounding how denji is controlled by his desire for love & the people he chases in pursuit of that love <3 (though also it would be spoilers i guess to show reze and then call it bomb devil arc lol. it serves multiple purposes. to me.) anyways yippee! now we just wait for season two announcement!!

#chainsaw man #chainsaw man movie #reze #denji #i will say that i'm nervous for like... the overall performance of the anime #like 12 episodes and then straight to a movie?#anime only's probably arent ride or die enough for that but... i will have faith. this series WILL be animated in full. trust #we WILL see asa in the anime one day.#meowww tho i am literally so excited for reze. go girlboss give us everything!#she is gonna slay sooo hard #do i think anime onlys deserve her? not really. will i do anything for csm to stay popular until it's fully animated? yes.#even if they misunderstand my beautiful daughter.#scared of twitter already....#spence.speaks #chainsaw man spoliers #<- just in case #sorry i saw movie announcement and started word vomiting #spence.personal

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mayasaura · 2 years

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thinkin thots about varus the eater,,,, when i read htn and was introduced to the whole 'RB induced insanity' and how the lyctors perceived the Beasts, i assumed it was your classic 'cosmic horror too large for the human mind to convey appears in form that teeters on the edge of reality' , but now with ntn telling us everyone sees an RB the same way, I'm being led to believe its more 'cosmic desire so large it almost ruptures the brain but is still ultimately recognisable' 1/2

(varun anon) what is that desire? it presumably changes from beast to beast, and because we don't know anything about the others apart from some descriptions (though i am curious about what a beast that is received as 'beautiful' by human standards[the one who was trying to drown mercy and only softly repeated 'die'] could possibly want, considering how we have alecto the haunted barbie doll and how much she hates being 'pretty') 2/3 now lmao

(varun anon for the last time i promise/lh) assuming that varun is presenting as their body pre-Oh-Fuckening, it means their cosmic desire is home!!!!!! it makes so much sense why they love none so much and are so ready to come to her aid

Yo, I had assumed the same thing, that the nature of a Resurrection Beast depended on the observer, not the Beast itself. But you're right, Varun proves otherwise! Why do all the Resurrection Beasts appear as different kinds of cosmic horror? Why a giant head? Why something beautiful that tried to gently drown them? Why a giant glowing blue orb?

If Varun is the ghost of Uranus, then that really is just... what it looked like in life.

Of course, there is the difference in location to consider. This is Varun periscoping, peeking out into the physical world, while the other Resurrection Beasts that Augustine and Mercy describe were in the River. We don't know what a fully realised Varun might look like.

So what does Varun want? Does it want to go home, is that why it looks like itself? If home is a place, the solar system, there would be nothing stopping it from going there. Like any revenant, it must have a thanergetic link it could follow back to its corpse. If home isn't a place but a time when it was alive, a part of its existence now ended, then home is beyond even it now.

Most revenants have links to their murderers, too, if it's looking for John: which it seems like it was, prior to the events of Harrow the Ninth. It isn't anymore.

There's only one reason for Varun to be hanging over New Rho, and that's Nona. It's looking for Alecto, the Earth, the last living representative of its kind. I had thought it was looking for her to enact vengeance on its behalf, and it does want that. It asked for it in as many words, the first time it possessed Judith. But...

“They concoct their own vengeance,” said the Captain. “Their justice is not my justice. Their water is not my water. I came to help. I am made a mockery. The danger is upon you, and you do not even know … they are coming out of their tower, salt thing. There is a hole at the bottom of their tower. I will pull their teeth. I will make it blank for you.”

There is clearly a wrong way to go about it, in Varun's opinion. Who or what the "they" is in this statement is not entirely clear, if it's even referring to the same thing every time. The 'they' coming out of their tower would seem to be the devils possessing people, the things that took Colum back in Canaan House. Is their justice not Varun's justice? If it doesn't want what the devils want, then what is its vision of justice, what vengeance does it want Alecto to enact?

#the locked tomb #varun the eater #alecto the first #nona the ninth #ntn spoilers #sorry I took so long to respond to this #I have no defense I'm just horribly unreliable like that #I don't think Alecto's hatred of her body has anything to do with beauty standards tho #she hates it because it's literally a prison #a labyrinth John built to trap her in when he was afraid she would escape #flowing locks of golden hair and beauty standards have nothing to do with it #she adores Crown who looks much the same

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loveydive · 2 years

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thinking about that ocean vuong quote ‘Because that’s what mothers do. They wait. They stand still until their children belong to someone else’ and the rest of the paragraph is little dog telling his mother that he hates her and that she is a monster only to take it back when she isnt there anymore, that he didnt mean it. mothers, especially immigrant mothers, belong to their children first. they dedicate their whole lives to them, quashing their own potential and personhood at times to do so.

and i was just thinking about how the ending of everything everywhere all at once was the complete opposite of that. how at first when joy asks evelyn to let her go, she does what she wants - she lets her go. ‘because that’s what mothers do’ and it feels like she’s doing the right thing, by letting her daughter go to get rid of the pain that she’s feeling. but it is an passive act of love - one that immigrant mothers are too familiar with. to raise and love your children through sacrifice (so much sacrifice) while neglecting what they themselves want.

joy tells evelyn to let go, not because she actually wanted her to let go but because it was a challenge, almost a test, for her mother. like when little dog tells his mother that he hates her and that she is a monster, they both dont mean it. its a test. they want to see to what extent their mothers can love them. would you love me even if you thought i hated you? if i called you a monster? would you love me if i asked you to let me go? even if i told you that being with you hurts us both? and joy gets her answer. evelyn refuses to let her go because she loves her. without a doubt.

she holds onto joy and doesn’t let go. she tells her that she ‘will always always want to be here with’ her. even when there are other universes where she doesnt make all those sacrifices and is more successful - she chooses joy (metaphorically and literally). and its just. i keep thinking about that other tumblr post where they talk about how evelyn wanted to feel that she was worth loving and not letting go of with her dad. and she does that with joy!! she doesn’t let her go because she loves her. evelyn in the movie shatters the mother’s instinct of ‘standing still until their children belong to someone else’. she is no longer a bystander in her own daughter’s life but someone who actively chooses to be with her. love doesn’t just sit there, it is made!! and i just love it so much.

#eeaao #everything everywhere all at once #cin.txt #literally rewatched the scene of this post an i ended up sobbing even harder than when i watched it the first time #genuinely love this movie so much you dont understand #on earth we're briefly gorgeous #such a beautiful book btw #i feel like i need to read it again #even tho i just read it a few months ago LOL #edit: also just want to say that bc evelyn chooses to love joy. she exhibits her own agency in doing so.#when she does it she isnt just doing it bc shes her mother. shes doing it as a person who loves joy.

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sysig · 2 months

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Horse girl arc (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #The Captain #This scene was so cuuuuuuuuute <3 <3 <3 #Genuinely gave me the vibes of an ingénue meeting a unicorn <3 So saccharine and adorable <3 <3 #And then of course he closes it out with wanting to add the horse to his menagerie lol ZEX! Incorrigible ♪#And also the fact that he was openly obliviously displaying his hickeys pffft ♫ He didn't know!#I'm pretty sure he was wearing a hoodie actually but like - wide necked collar tho. Gotta show off lol #I love that they'd both never interacted with a horse haha ♥ So many things Zelnick never got to interact with being an Unzervalt boy ouq #And how ZEX automatically assumes danger haha - just because YOU collect dangerous beasts doesn't mean that everything you find beautiful is #His tastes do tend to skew pretty ravenous tho - in several ways hehe #Also is it clear that I myself never had a horse girl arc lol - one of my friends did! But not me so much haha #I did look up references! ......After I'd mostly drawn her look I'm trying lol #Horses are shaped so funny haha #I definitely feel like I nailed the silhouette horse - ignore that she's mostly a stick figure there lol #The ship is more meant to be shorthand than literal lol - y'know a UFO abduction we all know what those look like lol #I thought it might not communicate the same if I actually drew an Intruder no I'm not just putting it off because I haven't drawn one before #Maybe if I drew a little more outside of just my offline days lol but I find so many other things to do!

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earthbaby-angelboy · 7 months

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oh, to be a young lady in 56’ having elvis presley hold my hand and give me all of his attention…🥹

#this is what i mean when i say he loved with his whole heart #look at how he’s looking at her!!#literal definition of heart eyes #he was so compassionate that it hurts #this is just one instance of so many #he always gave people his full attention when he talked to them #the kiss distributions at concerts??#OOF.#i just know he gave good hugs #AND he was always so respectful #i remember seeing somewhere that on the set of COH he would always call mary tyler moore maam #even tho she was 3 years younger🥹#he was so affectionate and i wish he fell in love with someone who actually appreciated all the love he had to give #ok calla shut up #YK WHAT NO #I WILL NOT SHUT UP #what a beautiful soul.

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gregmarriage · 5 months

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if i said i’m thinking of adding to the crack the window ‘verse (proper series name pending), would people be into that?

#i’ve been saying i probably will bc i love this fic and this world so bad #i miss caleb!!!!!#i have writers block and i’m sad and i wanna immerse myself back into this beautiful world #i only have like a vague idea so bare with me tho imao #got the nicest comment on her earlier and i’m sat here crying about it #in a good way obviously #literally need to write stuff that excites me again and i fuckin LOVE crack the window!!!#she is my baby!!#my most favourite fic i’ve ever written!!!#my magnum opus #i don’t care if it’s egotistical to say #i’m just really proud of her <3 #smashing through this writer’s block wall with caleb wambsgans-hirsch’s help #save me caleb wambsgans hirsch you’re my only hope #crack the window

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franeridan · 7 months

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love that luffy's habit of making friends and allies wherever he goes is first outright acknowledged in the same arc in which hancock is introduced because it draws an obvious parallel between her "i can do whatever i want because I'm beautiful" and everyone bending backwards to give her a hand and luffy's "i can do whatever i want because i say so" and everyone answering "that's sound logic sorry let me give you a hand". only luffy's power worked on hancock while hancock's didn't work on luffy, which makes luffy actually the most dangerous person alive re: doing whatever the hell he wants without facing any kind of consequences ever

#i don't ship him with hancock and i find it hilarious just how direct he is in rejecting her so this isn't about shipping BUT #imagine IF luffy were the type of guy to be into hancock #imagine if they actually got married like she wants #they'd literally be unstoppable??? who would ever even try getting in their way #anyone tries to stop them and hancocks like “have you considered that I'm beautiful tho”#and luffy's like “have you considered that I don't care tho”#and whoever it was that was opposing them would just be like “no you're correct please go on”#both hilarious AND terrifying

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onigiri-dorkk · 1 year

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no one:

me: …

me: Mikasa is the only woman to have ever pinned down/planted atop of Levi 😏

#at least since his Underground days if he had partners #he prob had partners tho right #can’t tell me No Regrets Levi couldn’t get it #lookin like THAT????#a SNACK????#i’d be first in line #anyway yes so Mikasa is the only one on the surface who got to ride Levi like that #and I bet he thinks about it a lot #even tho he doesn’t want to #even tho he’s disciplined not to think that #he’s like wtf I’m Levi of the Underground I’ve slept w many beautiful women #so why tf am I thinking of this gloomy bitch at night #she literally tried to kill me #rivamika #levimika #Levi x mikasa #Mikasa x levi

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astrxealis · 8 days

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sorry to ffxivlovepost always anyway Man the way the devs & game did so good in making an mc that is Basically a blank-slate for the players, and there's so many opportunities to make your oc However you like but. the game itself adds so much story and character to that blank-slate guy. amazing

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#⋯ ꒰ა ffxiv ໒꒱ *·˚#i think abt this a lot. and also a lot of other ffxiv stuff LMFAO #it's amazing ..... drk is a huge example of this i think #bcs it plays into the guilt and whatnot the wol feels and all that. spectacular #endwalker !!!!! shadowbringers!!! the way the game uses the concept of hope is just always so beautiful and fascinating to me #and yeah bunch of games may have like. mc you create & design but not always can you like. ehvejfhsjf idk how to explain LOL #it is 4 pm i woke up 2 hours ago but priorly woke at 7 am after havingn a rlly. weird sleep.#to which my twin told me 'i wont tell u what time it is' as we went to sleep so it def was Really late #bcs we were going thru re2 and she was also playing games on steam i've been telling her to play #(to which i got her fav characters right and knew fr how'd she'd like the game LMFAO. twins amiright.)#actually that is also smth so fascinating to me bcs. i always have had someone w me in my life. i am literally never alone.#to which what i'm getting at here is Wow... it's like having a sleepover every single day. and i was a kid always sad never to have #sleepovers bcs my parents were strict (they r cool tho!) but i was a kid who wanted to experience all the kid things #but i didn't rlly but that's fine :P i am a grateful person LOL anyway back on track back on black #ffxiv... the game that u are.....#it's the 1st game that rlly actually made me invested in the ocs of others and also make a fully fledged oc that wasn't just originally mine #but for a fandom or something. and also it got me back into writing and Into making poetry and prose so. yeah.#it's amazing how much. oc x canon ???? yeah. ffxiv is so Wow #like eveyrhhting w themis or graha and how u can AAGGGHHH shit w your oc . so many possibilities #and that character. those possibilities. are already in game but also expanded by the player and the fanbade and #idk it's so beautiful to me WHAGHSGDJDH. and yes me saying themis or graha up there is self-indukgent bcs #both of them are so Insane it's so. insane!!!!! i will never forget what happened in abyssos in particular that Broke me #and anabaseios... :)) i cried so much it is almost embarrassing. and wow. asphodelos. wverything w themis just. yeah #anyway graha... self-explanatory if u know..... idk he's the character of all time to me. simply said. but themis is crazy bcs going thru ab #yssos made me think for a bit 'hey themis might be my fav character in ffxiv now' but No but also Wow. wow #kinda cute bcs me and my twin have a thing where she has a certain type of chara she likes and me too #so sometimes. most times. all times. we have our own characters we like anyway but sometimes they overlap but either the case we kinda #lowkey 'segregate???' idk if that is a good word but we do that w our fav characters. so like emet is her fav elidibus is mine.#and that was all the way in arrr alr and we barely knew spoilers so that's kinda crazy! anyway

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dimiclaudeblaigan · 1 year

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i still love this pic so much bc it's literally the embodiment of all official artwork of the lords

claude is just being friendly and nice and dimi is staring at him like wow i love him so much and edelgard is just SO DONE with third wheeling their kissy bullshit

#DCB Comments #it's true tho it rly is all the official artwork and promotional stuff is like #here are dimi and claude together inseparable attached at the hip or never far apart and often interacting #and then there's edelgard either pointedly looking away and ignoring them or staring at them like #god you two are gross go flirt in private you absolute saps why do you always do this in front of me #what she doesn't realize is that claude specifically planned to do it around her bc he's been aware this whole time #that she reacts like that and always like why they gotta be smoochin again right in front of me #so now that he knows she reacts like that he purposely does it all the time but the thing is #dimi has no idea that's the whole point he's just infatuated with his mans and doesn't even think abt #how edelgard is reacting in the background he's just seeing rainbows and roses and claude #claude just has to ensure it occurs in her presence bc he knows dimi is the innocent one who #didn't plan it that way at all he's just admiring claude he's not even thinking abt the fact that she's there #the reason we usually don't get their retainers in these pics is bc hubert is disgusted and #doesn't wanna be around it and hilda is cheering them on. dedue is trying to do damage control #by keeping hubert from killing anyone and keeping hilda from getting too loud #hubert is over there like lady edelgard im so sorry u have to be in the picture with those hooligans #dimi is literally like no thoughts head full of claude in eye view very beautiful much heart flutter #and claude is like lel she's so annoyed this is great. but also that's his deflecting from the fact that #he doesn't know what to do that the cutest and sweetest man ever is infatuated with him so instead he just #focuses on lel edelgard is angy again instead of focusing on his feelings so he keeps goofing off #he's like oh wow he likes me i am happy how do i handle this i do not know so i will simply goof off #also since rhea is totally up for same sex marriage she's egging them on like wow i'm so happy for them sparkle sparkle #the little humans are so cute and in love and she loves that for them #edelgard was already planning a war but like. now that rhea is egging the boys' kissy nonsense on #edelgard is like i am starting that war as soon as possible at the highest intensity possible #and once the picture is done and she's free to go she comes smack face to face with ferdinand #and in that moment she knew her day was not getting any better bc ferdinand shall not relent #yes that's the story behind all the official and promotional art you see of them 100 percent true confirmed #DCB Three Houses Stuff

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nulltune · 1 year

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ART CREDIT! hakunofication ........ 🫡 gekfhshd i can't with edits or graphics but am very happy with how this turned outt so i felt like posting it 💖💖 she is da prettiest moon lady 😭🫶

#&&. out of #i'm in a mood rn and that mood is constant and it is called #I FACKING LOVE H.AKUNO K.ISHINAMI..!!!!!!!!!!!!! /SCREAAMSS #SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THE DEFINITION OF KISSABLE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT I???? 😳😳😍🥺😭🙏🫶🫶💖💞💗💕#i....im sane i prommy-#BUT YEAH PLS LOOK AT HER- SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL 🥺🥺😭❤️❤️#/and amg this fc would've been so perfect for her..... the light novel art fits the h.akuno vibes Perfectly #sadly the manhwa art doesn't have have that vibes </3 (still very pretty tho !!)#BUT YEAHH i'm obsessed with this and i love it sm 🥹#H.AKUNO DA WORLD.........

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swinging-stars-from-satellites · 2 years

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actually my favorite thing about TXF season 7 isn't even canon MSR or what have you, it's the way we get to see Scully in something of a new light because she's finally coming open again in a way she hasn't been since before Donnie Pfaster Trauma 1.0. we get to see her wide-open, maybe first due to being worn and broken down to the barest pieces of herself, maybe due to desperation making her drop her walls, but in The Sixth Extinction despite her fear for Mulder and fear for herself and all the uncertainty swallowing her up, she never once loses the innate, pure curiosity that forms the foundation of her character. her absolute awe and wonder at the writing on the ship, the way she loses her breath when she starts to realize what it is, even thought it's beyond what she can comprehend — the way she BELIEVES, for that moment, like enlightenment, like her faith is finally meeting with Mulder's for the first time, sets a theme for the entire season. she's desperate, she's scared, and she's broken, but that innocent, intense wonder and yearning for knowledge is central to who she is. that experience, that awe and shock and incomplete understanding is what leaves her open enough to finally, finally be ready for the change that comes in her relationship with Mulder at the New Year. 1999 was a hard, hard year and not everything is okay yet, but between her experiences in Africa and the full-circle counterintuitively freeing events of Pfaster Trauma 2.0 in Orison, and the even wider full-circle closure and new openings of All Things, the year 2000 is a new start for Scully. she's working through all these things that have weighed on her for years, both in her own mind and life individually and in the life she shares with Mulder, and we get to see her lighter and freer than she's been in years — at least since Melissa's death, but probably since shortly following her return in season 2. and because so much of it is that full-circle completion and closure/new beginning of things that have been a part of her for so long, it's like the redemption of that ouroboros she wears both physically and metaphorically

#re: my last reblog #like... she is SO innocently sweetly wondering in je souhaite and it's adorable #but it hit me that s7 is the lightest she's been since s2 and I'm about to cry #like... beloved baby girl #it is SO beautiful to see her so free and not weighed down #she has a new life once again but this time it's less literal but no less important #it's a new life WITH MULDER!!!!#she's alive and she's free of what's weighed her down for years and she is unabashedly in love!!!#and coming off the tail end of season 6's depression and miscommunication it hits so different!!!#everything has worked out the way it was meant to!!!!!!!!!#we aren't gonna talk about requiem or season 8/9 tho that isn't what this post is about #Lu rambles #txf #the x files #dana scully #fox mulder #msr #mulder and scully #mulder x scully #txf meta #meta finding tag #also I'm not a fan of how the religious stuff in biogenesis/tse/amor fati is handled?? but it does inform a lot of #scully's characterisation throughout the season

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