#she’ll get to it eventually

[pillowenvelopchair]

My girl has 9 INT. She cannot read but if she believes hard enough she can summon lightning spears from her hands because that makes sense

#ah yes the ol i have god and anime on my side build #shes got good survival insticts but is incredibly bad in social settings #she asks miriel to teach her a golden order incantation to summon fucking lightning and miriel just hands over a calculus worksheet #so now shes learning math with miriel! #no she still cannot read #she’ll get to it eventually #tarnished #elden ring #envelop rambles

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

#i neeeeed fig to go indie it’s her destiny #she promises each of them that she’ll dedicate at least one song to them and then dedicates a track to each of them individually #sklondas seething a tiny bit that she called riz the ball but he won’t stop playing it so it keeps getting stuck in her head #adaine summons mephits to help with her track #you can hear her in the background near the end yelling ‘yeah!’ and ‘fuck off!’ #fabian wanted his to sound like a shanty but fig said it wouldn’t go with the vibe of the album #they eventually compromised by having the noise of waves and seagulls subtly in the background throughout #kristen actually cried the first time fig played the ballad of lucy frostblade for them #summer scaries sounds like an olivia rodrigo song #gorgug gets a sick drum solo in raging for love #time quangle opens with fire crackling and a bird cawing and a quiet clip of ayda saying ‘I love you’ before the instrumental starts #fig stuck a quiet sound clip of gilear saying ‘oh fuck’ and then a louder sound clip of her saying ‘oh fuck!’ in cursed #devils nectar is one of the slower tracks on the album #hall of mirrors is heavily inspired by the events at evil mordred and baron so you can hear a lot of influences from baronesian music in it #fig has a fucking sick as hell guitar solo and a couple of samples from just the bottomless pit in general in infaethable #Gorthalax also gets some lyrical input on it #fig manages to get a clip of riz saying ‘the ball bitch!’ to kalvaxus in freshman year to put in fury of the ball #is this too long for an album? maybe but who cares I love this #a good portion of the profits made from the album goes towards college for the party #having thoughts about fig and the cig fig’s Junior year album #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high #fhjy #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #dimesnion 20 #d20 fantasy high #fig and the cig figs

[phlurrii]

She lost eye privileges ;<

#she’ll get them back #eventually #ancient mew #mew #pokemon #mew pokemon #the ancient mew #pokémon mew #3D #custom models #custom 3D models #custom Pokémon models #3D Art

[kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick]

Trying a new art style where I take less than 20 hours on each drawing

This is from Valiant. 3.5 hours

#merlin #bbc merlin #bbcm #merlin fanart #merlin emrys #colin morgan #gwen was supposed to be in this but I didn’t like how she turned out so I had to crop her #she’ll get her own drawing eventually #when I’m confident enough to capture her beauty #ily gwen #my art

[trailerparkdad]

welcome to the life of a quiet lab technician

#i started a not so berry save <3 #this is my 10th nsb save i need serious help #im having so much fun she hates ppl and has no friends and stays inside all day ordering takeout and watching tv like i get her #she's mean but will soften eventually #wanted to pursue criminology but her passion for the extraterrestrial was stronger #degree in computer science so she can write a mean code!!!! #always been morbid and just overall weird (in the nicest way possible) #def the b*tch of the workplace 😭 #its summer rn so maybe she’ll make some friends by the fall time <3 #its hard to see her having friends bc of how jealous and mean she is but it wouldnt be realistic gameplay without- #-your sims having character development so im excited to see her change for the better when she decides to start a family for example #not exactly following nsb by the book but rather making it my own style/story and having fun with it 😊 #nsbsave #nsbgen1 #ts4 #sims 4 gameplay

[odessastone]

Earlier I had a game with an Ashe and Cassidy duo who were engaged in what I can only describe as a Lovers’ Quarrel lmao. They spent the first half of the game fighting with each other, spamming “NO” at the other and jumping to their deaths. Honestly I was mad but it was also funny as hell. At one point the Cass went up to her and said “I’m your huckleberry.” To which she replied NO. and he promptly turned and jumped off the map

#you’ve heard of jealous Gency duos now get ready for self-sabotaging Cashe duos #they finally got their acts together in the second half and they were REALLY GOOD but it wasn’t enough to turn things around 😞 #overwatch #cole cassidy #elizabeth caledonia ashe #as someone who ships them as a disaster couple this is EXACTLY how I picture their dynamic tbh LOL #they’re on a nice expensive international vacation to Eichenwalde and at first it’s all smiles and laughter #then they’re stuck together on the long ass flight and in the hotel room for days on end #and everyone around them starts seeing the cracks forming lmfao #til it eventually culminates in this big public blowout #I was playing Illari and I could just FEEL the extra irritation radiating off her #she went in on this vacation group with the last of her allowance money. She’ll never make that mistake again

[gwandas]

if SJM won’t break Nessian up can she at least kill Cassian…

#she’s gotta kill someone off right #this is the only series where no one who mattered died #and i hate his ass #she’ll get over it eventually #nesta archeron #anti cassian #anti nessian #pro nesta #acotar

[angeltannis]

world’s oldest 21 year old

#it’s funny but also the way it’s implied throughout the game that she is suffering from major depression 😢 #she’ll get better eventually. she has lots of people who love her now #most of all ME #Forspoken

[sieglinde-freud]

ohhh i j remember i pulled arcane ophelia when she dropped and just never fuckin used her… i ALMOST gave her tome to odin to fix him up, but…. hehewgahehe laurentttttt i have some shiny new toy for youuuuu come home baby girl come HOME!

#ann cries about feh #arcane devourer for inigo and arcane whatever for laurent my boys are SO IN IT #hopefully severas prf is good but. its severa. of course its good. #you know im kind of winning with most of the awakening kids #i’d say most of them are actually really fucking solid units with their refines #my owains kind of bad but thats probably my fault… i put all my investment into odin instead cuz he was easier to merge #but like kjelle yarne cynthia nah lucina m!morgan all got solid refines #kjelle especially shes one of my crutches for her #geromes was kind of mid but he makes up for it by being a walking ball of attack and def stats #and if i get lucina (WHICH I WILL. SHES COMING HOME. IM NOT MISSING ANOTHER LUCI) he can take her axe #also yeah im still missing legendary lucina and spring lucina #i have the worst legendary banner luck… i always get something but never what im looking for #and spring lucina… WHY IS SHE COLOR SHARING WITH FUCKING XANDER #SPRING FUCKING XANDER GET AWAY FROM MEEE #ugh. anyways. what was i talking about #oh my noire sucks. i pulled a -atk one and didnt build her cuz i was convinced she’d be on the eventual second gen banner #she’ll almost definitely be on the next awakening banner now but who knows when thatll be #time to give in and build her but i REALLY hate her summer alt… i really do #and its like. the art isnt BAD. it looks good. and it looks like noire. but its like. she looks so scared and uncomfortable #like not my girl why would u do this to my girl…. #ANYWAYS THO LAURENT IS WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT YES NEW TOME FOR HIM WOOO

[ickadori]

parents can be the worst people in the world

#++ dori #i just remembered #a time back when i was in hs and highly suicidal #that i was starving myself and taking like weight pills #and my mom told my dad and all he had to say was ‘she’ll get sick of it eventually or wind up in the hospital - nothing i can do’ #and #LMAOOOO WHATY #it’s not funny but it’s funny #didn’t even ask me how i was or why i was going to such drastic measures #like wtf #men really ain’t shit #when i say fuck men just know i mean it #oh wait #what do i tag this as lol #tw starvation #tw suicide #um #i guess

[tacosaysroar]

15 minutes before school starts, Adelaide gets into the car wearing knee socks from three years ago (that I’ve asked her to put into the GoodWill bag multiple times) that only come halfway up her shins.

Too small. Obviously. She’ll get dinged for being out of uniform. Which she 100% knows.

So I tell her to go back inside and bring down a pair that fits to change into on the drive. By the time that happens, we have 9 minutes to get to school and she’s inexplicably furious with me. A tween special.

Halfway to school, we see someone bundled up in a jacket (hood up), two scarves, and gloves. Because it’s 32F outside. And that’s when I find out Adelaide didn’t bring her jacket.

We didn’t go back for it — no time and it’ll eventually get to 50F today, so she’ll just be chilly for 15 minutes if they do “recess” outside — but UGH.

UGH!!!

I need to give this kid a lot more responsibility in the morning. She’s in middle school and I’m still packing her lunch and making her breakfast and waking her up and laying out her uniform. But she still can’t handle the tiny list of responsibilities she’s got now.

#just venting #she’ll get better at this eventually #though I know it’ll be many years of actively stopping myself from peeling off my own face in frustration

[swordmaid]

so I was looking up the tenets for lolth’s paladins and I found this little list. not sure how canon exactly this is but I thought it was interesting -

kind of laughing that shri’iia does the exact opposite in act 1 which leads to her oath breaking. she girlflopped so badly lolth decides to drop her ass then prob hunt her ass down for being an embarrassment and a failure. like girly was not exerting her power at all - it’s her first time in the surface ever and she’s surrounded by people who could literally kill her any given moment (considering all the stories she heard abt how surface dwellers hates drow) not to mention that the tieflings you encounter when you see lae’zel were ready to attack you that just fueled her paranoia. > she was not sowing discord at all she was laying low and keeping her mouth shut …!! she has no allies here! and she doesn’t know where she is! and there’s an illithid tadpole in her head! it would be foolish of her to paint herself as an enemy when she’s already so out of her environment so she keeps her mouth shut … thoughts to herself … bides her time and sees who’s useful to her and who’s not … she can always get rid of the ones that she doesn’t need later but for now she’s seeing what she can work with first …… > have a plan… shri’iia had no plans…. at all. she was following lae’zel around because the crèche was her only lead … but then they mentioned a druid named halsin who’s a very good healer so she turned her objective to that … then a goblin mentions their priestess is a healer too so guess she’s looking for her as well… honestly who thought making the drow who’s never been to the surface and literally does not know where she is or what she's doing the leader of the group a good idea….. in my hc the leader is gale

#but I’m like 🤭🤭🤭 at the idea of shri’iia being considered an embarrassment by Lolth just bc apparently lolth paladins are pretty rare #like she doesn’t give her blessings easily and they mostly go to her clerics but to a paladin … and for someone who’s not noble birth too…. #like she had potential ..!! she was mentored by a matriarch of a noble house ..!! but then she flopped soo badly 😭😭 #and I hc mid/the end of act 1 she still hasn’t accepted that she’s an oathbreaker and she’s still delusional thinking that she can get #lolth’s favour again it’s like no 💗 girly. she hates your ass 💓 if you ever return to menzoberranzan she’ll turn you into a drider probably #and it’s only in act 2 where she accepts that she is an Oathbreaker. and she does Not need Lolth. and Lolth doesn’t deserve her (delusion) #but I love that idea for her bc she was So proud of herself … and she devoted herself to her goddess to the point that her sense of self is #essentially Gone.. but then she gets rejected. so now the thing she’s most proud of is taken away from her #by HER own actions no less .. like she can’t blame anyone bc it’s her own fault ..!! and that’s what stings more ..!!!!! she’s the one who #fumbled the bag … so it’s like where do u go when the very thing you dedicated your whole life to rejected you #and you’re so far away from home. and you CAN’T even go back home.. where do you go. no choice but to keep going…. #then she eventually accepts the role as an oath breaker bc it's the only thing she has left. her oath no longer binds her ; every choice #she makes is hers and hers alone.. which is so ..!! girls when you're faced to reclaim your own agency or else you'll fall into the void #you're left with ...!!!!!!! also it is so perfect bc the oathbreaker dialogues are all abt freedom and agency of self. #being free from dogma and making your own decisions! and you also want others to be free too … #and the fact that the oath breaker knight helps you make that decision I hc she becomes similar to him as well #where if someone chooses they want to be free she will help them … but it has to be their own choice … #which ties in perfectly with the act 2 and 3 quests esp for the companions .. all abt making ur own decisions … #so the leadership role goes from gale then to her … #should be heading to bed bc I have an early start tomorrow but hrk head filled w thoughts of my oc... #but act 1 shri'iia is essentially her getting such a bad grade at being Lolth-Sworn Drow that lolth disowns her 😭 #im so ill at the thought of her not being able to return to menzo tho ... i dont think the underdark is safe for her either like she should #b getting hunted like sport .... maybe thats why she released the vampire spawns down there lol #like <3 revenge. everyone loves revenge especially an ex oath of vengeance girly <3

[bb-drayster]

[image: a screenshot of a text conversation between drayton and someone saved as moonlight.

>yo, kal. serious question here

>Yes?

>would you still love me if i was a zombie

>Disgusting.

>A thousand times, no.

>A million times, even.]

everyone is so mean to me.

-🐉

#[smiles.] #[she’ll get her own account eventually but i am so very lazy] #rotumblr #pokeblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokemon rp #pokeblog roleplay

[imogenkol]

OC AS POISONOUS PLANTS + BONUS MEIKER

I was tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton @risingsh0t @chuckhansen @inafieldofdaisies @marivenah @corvosattano @shegetsburned @voidika and @simonxriley to do this meiker and this uquiz thank you all so much!!! 💕💕💕

This has gone around quite a bit so I won’t tag anyone, but if someone hasn’t done it yet then totally tag me!

HEMLOCK

This is the poison of intense fear. Your body trembles, your flesh burns. Your limbs won't respond to you. You convulse. You can't seem to control the fear It seems that it has always lived within you. You hesitate, you agonize, and that breeds regret. Sometimes it threatens to overwhelm you, and that frightens you more than anything. But panic is survival mode in overdrive, and something within you knows you must live. Creation seems to be the only balm for you. Perhaps you survive so stubbornly because you have stories that must be told, songs that must be sung. Soothe your stage fright. The path from surviving to thriving is having a good garden to grow in. And you can't do that completely alone.

#oc insp: imogen kol #I’ve fallen so behind on tag games 😭😭😭 #was gonna do more ocs but I’m just so very tired and stressed lately #it’s actually a miracle that I’ve been getting writing done today #I really love her results cause I just wrote an interaction between her and Brasso that makes it hit pretty hard #he’s like nice to her and she sees how the Ferrix survivors interact and deep deep down she wants that but it scares her #so instead she acts like it disgusts her and pushes them away apart from Bix #she’ll get there eventually

[conquerthenight]

It just occurred to be that I never actually shared the fic that my last post was referring to. Anyways, here it is. Two chapters are posted so far, working on the third. Of course, since this is in my Lydia centric series, I had to stick with the Beetlejuice lyric title theme 🤣

TW: PTSD, self harm, suicidal ideation, past child abuse, coercion

#fanfiction #ao3 #rebecca das musical #daphne du maurier #rebecca the musical #eventual danvich #maxim’s a piece of shit in this one #he starts off with dubious intentions but he’s gonna go off the rails #like i tagged him as a bad parent for a reason here #rebecca is also a bad parent but she’s kinda dead so #lydia de winter needs a hug #she’ll eventually get one #i’m so excited to write this #my darkest story yet #lydia de winter #maxim de winter #rebecca de winter #ileana de winter #mrs danvers

[courtofparrots]

Visiting my bestie and her family this weekend and I just KNOWWWWW her little sister is gay. She’s telling me about a boy she just broke up with and it was like, textbook comphet. Every time she says something me and my friend just be exchanging glances like that homophobic dog

#she’ll get there eventually #can’t wait to say ‘I know’ when she comes out to us