#shit my roommate says

[housefriendships]

*staring out at a lake at twilight, mist rolling across the water*

hufflepuff: what would you do if we heard my voice calling for help behind us in those trees?

slytherin: what like a wendigo?

hufflepuff: yeah sure

slytherin: idk nothing? what are we going to do, make a run for it?

hufflepuff: yeah like it’s dark, I have glasses and you have asthma, we aren’t getting very far

slytherin: guarantee i’d twist my ankle too

#harry potter #hufflepride #huffleproud #hufflerin #shit hufflepuffs say #shit my friends have said #shit slytherins say #shit the houses say #slytherin #slytherpuff #shit my roommate says #hufflepuff

[fouroclockwren]

“Julian is just like a rizz-less Astarion” -my roommate

#having very important discussions today #julian devorak #the arcana #astarion ancunin #bg3 #shit my roommate says #quotes

[shitmyapartmentdoes]

TH: doesn't WASP mean white able single parent?

#shit my roommate says #it should #wasp #th

[tiny-waving-snail]

#shit my roommate says #i couldn't breathe #he was playing that disney animal crossing game #and merlin was getting happy when he'd mine ore nodes #and my roomie busts out with this gem and nearly killed me

[spinnychaircirclecasting]

me, headphones in while i study @snunkies, talking out loud to the common room: jesus is the taylor swift of headphone babble i can't make it out me, VIOLENTLY ripping out my headphones: jesusisthetaylorswiftof WHAT NOW? snunkies: jesus is the taylor swift of the past me: sinks to the floor while i process this information

PS - i almost transcribed this as "jesus is the taylor swift of the pasta"-

#spinnychaircirclecasting #diary entry #shitpost #serious shitpost #shit my roommate says

[yarnnerdally]

"Acorn oils facilitate pants decomposition."

My roommate on 3/19/2024 at 1:00pm

#shit my roommate says

[shit-my-r00mate-says]

“I’m a slut for water. Get me slippery.”

#shit my players say #shit my friends have said #shit my roommate says #lesbianism #autism

[beanghostprincess]

Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together

#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together #love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people #i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested #and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama #law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing #law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read #law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD- #sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up #lawsan roommates au when #'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account #one piece #trafalgar law #black leg sanji #lawsan

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to make you oversleep so that you wake up three hours after you were supposed to take the final exam for your most important class

#had a nightmare about this last night #i have 2 finals today and i dreamed that i slept through them both #(one is finished! I got an 87!) #:) #fun fact when my dad was in college this happened to his roommate #dad says that his roommate woke up at like 3 pm on finals day looked at the clock went 'oh shit' and then went right back to sleep #apparently the roommate's name was dorf #because my dad was living in a sitcom when he was my age or something

[jaqdawks]

This is Barry my Madoka Magica OC

#was watching madoka magica with my roommate and our friend #haven’t watched mm since I was like #11??? maybe #my roommate and our friend have never WATCHED it #so I know the spoilers but I forgot enough for this to be a new and enjoyable experience again almost #and they didn’t know squat #and I said ‘’yk what would help these magical girls a lot would be to go at it with the view some ppl who defuse bombs have’’ #which is if they fuck up it’s not their problem anymore (cuz they’re dead) #ofc this isn’t to fault the characters of the show. they’re 14 they’re not gonna handle this sort of shit well OBVIOUSLY #but we started joking abt a magical girl who’s just a grown man who can diffuse bombs #and here he is #everyone say hi to Barry cuz you’ll never see him again #art #doodles #madoka magica #magical girl OC #madoka magica oc #fanart #puella magi madoka magica #digital art #illustration #oc #digital doodle #digital drawing #digital aritst

[mod2amaryllis]

who else haunted by an apology you never got the chance to make???? 🤪🤪🤪

#this isn't too serious this is about my college roommate #i was awful and i think about it all the time and wish i could send her a pizza and say any resentment is justified i'm so sorry #but i don't keep track of people. i don't know her last name i don't know how to contact her or if she'd even want that #i just think about it constantly for some fucking reason #if you're out there....man i'm sorry i didn't try harder to be friends i was 19 and at my absolute worst #I'm sorry about the illegal rat cage i never cleaned #literally i wish i could pay you reparations you wouldn't have to say a word to me just receive 'you didn't deserve that' + 50 usd #i think part of why this particular memory is so persistent- and has been for years like it constantly comes up when i'm tired- #is because the stakes are relatively low #like i was just a shit. i was just annoying and unkind. and then we both moved on and i'm better now and i assume she's ok. #the scope of it is just small enough.... like a burr. in my brain. #I'm hoping if i throw this into the ether i won't think about it as much lol #m2a

[fouroclockwren]

“I’ve gotta hydrate. Gotta keep my bones wet” -roommate

#shit my roommate says #quotes #stay hydrated

[raggydraws]

When you watch a dungeon cooking show and your first thought to make some lil' guys...

Say hello to Elleroy Kits (Left, any pronouns) and Wittlebea Guyz (Right, They/She). One talks way to much and the other listens, can you tell who??

Anyways, Elleroy and Wittlebea are a party of two so far who mostly study the medicinal properties of the plants/monsters in the first coupe of floors. They'll occasionally take jobs from the half-foot guild to make more research money but for most part just do their own thing.

I have not read the manga nor am i caught up on the anime (I'm at the red dragon) so pls no spoilers!

#art #my art #raggy's art tag #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmesh oc #dungeon meshi oc #my ocs #orginal character #I think elleroy is one of those decpetively happy people who say the weirdest shit when no ones really paying attention #they're part like...alchemist part healer #its mostly slapping a potion/bandage on it and saying 'walk it off' #meanwhile wittlebea is all business all the time #mostly bc she's awkawrd and is only used to Elle #they want to be a cool prince in shining armour but are too shy to be openly chivalrous #they're also both young adults! at least 16-17 #also they're roommates :D

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

It's an odd feeling when you make someone laugh with something you yourself didn't think was funny but it happens all the time because I guess most people irl just aren't used to the way neurodivergent internet-raised 20-somethings talk and an out of pocket meme phrase that you've heard 100 times is new and novel to them

#my old roommates once went into hysterics over ''fucking excuse me'' #confused the shit outta me #I mean that's not a meme that's just how I talk but the phrasing is kinda tumblr-y ig #when I hear someone make a direct tumblr meme reference irl and say it as if they made it up themselves dude the SIDE EYE I give them #nobody else in this room knows. They all think you're hilarious. But I know what you are 👁️👁️

[acecartoonplatypus]

Girl I should not have looked up who Laios’s English va was until after I finished the show because I knew it was familiar and now I’ve discovered that it’s Damien Fucking Haas, FROM FUCKING SMOSH, and now I can’t unhear his stupid fucking voice

#before you ask my roommate in college really liked smosh try not to laughs and now they’re a guilty pleasure of mine #and I do like Damien for the record it’s just now I’m not gonna be able to separate the two bastards #though I will say Laios and Damien do have similar vibes based on the videos and shit I’ve seen Damien in #and it’s not the same with knowing Sungwon Cho voices senshi bc I knew that going in #I got halfway through this fucking anime before learning this shit #anyway #acp says stuff #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

[agnesandhilda]

I love that bllkblr has such a dedicated group of posters but I think it's hilarious that girlfriend fc is the EXACT opposite of the blue lock ethos (mostly made up of women/queer people, very few people want to be strikers, team members like each other, etc)

#bolo liveblogs #girlfriend fc #etc) #I will honest with you all 50% of my current rate of bllk posting is bc of how much I like being able to reliably discuss fiction with ppl #I love symbol games and always have. I have made my roommates/family listen while I recap whatever story I just read countless times. #I'll log on and say some shit just to see what people have to say about it in the reblogs. I'm serious