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kazenomegaminowanpisu · 9 months
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Shuumatsu no Valkyrie boys reaction when their s/o ask if they can sit on the lap
first time writing this boys(if there's mistakes I apologize)
Warning:SFW, Fluff,(some mistakes)
Feat: Buddha, Loki, Hades, Poseidon, Shiva
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BUDDHA
—"Oh *smile* come here now y/n-chan" he said happily. Buddha open his arms for you and of course you immediately run towards him and sit on his lap. "Thanks Buddha" Buddha smile and look at you. "it's not free" you got surprise when he suddenly press his lips against yours.
LOKI
—"you would like to sit on my lap?" He asked while smiling. You were very embarrassed and yet he was smiling and you knew that he was holding his laugh. "Well, well what would I get in return?" He asked. You pout and walk away. "Im just joking" he immediately pull you closer to him and he puts you down to his lap.
Hades
—"*sigh* What a boring request" he said. You felt sad and just turn around to leave. "did I tell you to leave?" He said. You stop from walking and when you Turn around hades was smiling. "come on do what you want" you blush a lot and walk towards him. "come on" you sit down on his lap and he wraps his arm around your waist.
Poseidon
—"*Looks at you*" this guy will look at you for a moment thinking about your request. "why would you like to sit in my lap?" You got surprise cause he wanted a deeper reason for it. "w-well" Poseidon let out a sigh. "Fine" he holds your hand and he let you sits on his lap. "Your heavy"
SHIVA
—shiva will laugh out loud as he hears your request. "Well is my little y/n needs my attention that much?" You got annoyed and walk away but he immediately pull you closer and he put you down to his lap. "I didn't told you leave" he said smiling. You pout. "Your making wanna kiss you" shiva wrap his four arms around you so you can't escape.
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kanroji-san · 4 months
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Poseidon: My brother and I are the rulers who deserve the most elegant women in the world. We are the strongest, we can never marry someone who is weaker than us.
Hades: Very true, my dear brother. Otherwise, it is unacceptable.
Later of the same day
*Hades holding Y/n who is hugging him like a koala*
Hades: Heaven.
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luxthestrange · 7 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Thank u next
Aphrodite: Who would you swipe right for? Apollo or Poseidon?~
Atheist!Y/n: I would delete the app.
Apollo & Poseidon:...
Aphrodite*Internally*..."Dont laught,Dont Laugh-"
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angelltheninth · 3 months
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Buddha Discovers Your Strength Kink
Pairing: Buddha x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, height difference, strength kink, cock riding, kissing, biting, working out together
A/N: Time for big muscle daddy, he looks rough but I think he's gentle.
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Buddha noticed you staring at him when he worked out. At first he thought you were admiring him and wanting to join in so like a good boyfriend who wanted to spend quality time with you he invited you to work out with him. However he realized really quickly that you'd get distracted when he'd lift weights, do push ups or bench press. You were admiring him.
As the work out goes on it becomes increasingly obvious that you're not looking at his muscles but instead at his croch. Granted the pants that Buddha chose to wear were baggy but even when he's soft you can still see the outline when he assumes certain poses. "I see where you attention is. I can't have you getting distracted by my dick while we try to get some gains in."
"You can get in me instead." You flirted back as you pressed your chin against his chest, feeling it flex under you. Buddha picked you up easily, his hands eclipsing your soft ass cheeks and bringing you face to face with him. His fangs glint in the sunlight as they close in and bite your neck hard. The pain makes your whole body tremble, your hips rolling against his hard abs, the perfect surface for you to get off on.
Soon you find yourself pinned under his massive body, his hands palming at your clothes to pull it out of his way. "I'll give you a different kind of workout. Just as taxing on your body. The results might be a bit different though." You smirk as Buddha moves his big, fat cock through your folds, nudging them apart.
Buddha pulled your legs around his hips and got into the position for push ups but tried to keep his cock inside of you. You had to angle your hips upwards, which made your own stomach muscles burn. He told you to keep count for him. You made it to 20 before your vision went white for the first time.
Next it was your turn to get a bit of work out in. You both settled on you doing sit-ups while riding his cock. Buddha was supposed to keep his hands to himself but he couldn't help but reach forward to massage your breasts or rub your clit while you try to keep yourself from falling on top of him.
Both your muscles and your pussy got a good work out that day. It quickly became a once a week routine for you. Everyone else thought you and Buddha would share knowing smirks between each other as you'd walk away with bags full of snacks, drinks, lube and condoms.
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sketchy-owl · 1 month
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 27
Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!
Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!
Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.
Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-
Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.
Apollo:....nevermind.
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praisethesuuun · 1 year
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Can I request nsfw alphabet for hades or maybe poseidon?, Thankyou^• •^
there you go sweetheart♡ I'm sorry if there are some mistakes! hope you like it
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HADES: NSFW ALPHABET
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A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>
Listen here, guys. We all know he's one of the best at this. You need something? No problem, your every wish is an order, you're his empress after all.
B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>
Hades loves his chest. After sex you always fall asleep on him, listening to his heart while Hades holds you in his arms. His favourite body part of yours are your thighs. They are so soft! How can he not squish them while he fucks you?
C: cum <anything to do with it, really>
Hades likes to cum inside. Breeding you has always been a dream of his, the mere thought of having little you and him around... literally MELTS his heart.
D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>
He'd like to give you a deepthroat: his empress must be strong, so you can totally take it, right?
E: experience <how experienced are they>
Hades doesn't leave Hellheim very often, for this reason he's not much experienced. But don't worry, he doesn't need that to make you a total mess during sex.
F: favourite position <self-explanatory>
Missionary all the way. It makes him feel powerful over your small figure, plus he can admire your body more. Hades thinks it's the most romantic position and he loves when you moan in his ears.
G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>
He's serious and doesn't crack any jokes. Hades takes sex very seriously, you'll only see him smile when he takes care of you after.
H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>
Ladies and gentlemen, they match. He's pretty clean and shaved, too.
I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>
With him, it's either kinky as hell or passionate as fuck. He leaves the decision to you tho.
J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>
He doesn't. Not at all.
K: kinks <their kinks>
A massive daddy kink.
Be ready to call him "daddy" all night long, he will thrust in you harder if you don't. Plus, he loves to hear you beg.
BREEDING KINK.
L: location <where they usually do the do>
Hades likes to keep your sex life in the bedroom; but, hey, you can easily fuck in all the palace's room.
M: motivation <what turns them on>
When you act all motherly and kind. He fantasize every now and then about you two having babies, so seeing you act like that really turns him on.
N: no <things they refuse to do>
Pushing you over your limits. Please, tell him if you can't take it anymore. He would freak out in case you pass out in his arms.
O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>
Hades doesn't have any preference, the choice is up to you.
P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>
Damn, girl! He likes it rough! Fucking you dumb is amazing, especially when he fills you up and you do all those pretty faces.
Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>
I feel like he wouldn't like them much, he prefers proper sex.
R: risk <...DUH>
He's the type to not take them, and don't ask him to be the bottom...again.
S: stamina <how long can they last?>
It's usually three or two since they aren't really "rounds", but more like sessions. This means he can go for about 40 minutes...maybe more-
T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>
Hades has no toys, but he likes using some of them on you. His favourite thing to do is insert a buttplug in your ass everytime he cums inside it.
U: unfair <how much they like to tease>
He likes to tease you so much! Beg for him, please, and be as loud as possible: everyone in the palace must know to NOT enter your room.
V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>
He is pretty quite actually. Only grunts leave his mouth, even if, sometimes, there are some exceptions (but don't tell him I told you).
W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>
He was so damn afraid to not fit in you, the fear of hurting you was unbearable, but he's happy that it turned out well in the end. You're his strong empress after all, what could he expect?
X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>
I'll give him 8 inches and the tip is #f5c1a6. Good luck! Slightly curved to the left.
Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>
Not that horny, but the more you guys fuck the more he yearns it.
Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>
Hades doesn't fall asleep, he prefers to keep you close hearing the soft sounds that escape your mouth while you hug him in your sleep.
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bunji-enthusiast · 6 months
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Uuuhh thoughts hehe <3
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— Buddha
He was so entranced, your voice and the faded beating of your heart was so beautiful. The way your hands weaved throughout his hair, divine grace and energy prompted a lighthearted air.
Normally, he wasn’t this used to being this relaxed. Being the reserved one-man team of a deity that he is, “hey, mind tellin me what yer doing little punk?”
The enlightened entity only joked of course, you too knew this. You stopped for a moment with a light chuckle, leaning over to allow your presence to truly be in his view.
“I’m just making you some braids and a little flower crown to go with it!” You state, denoting your declaration with a quick jab of the finger and went back to making sure your masterpiece looked perfect enough.
Buddha nodded with a small humming rumbling his adams apple, “I trust ya know what your doing.”
You lightly jabbed the side of his head at his words, to which he responded with a laugh.
“Yes, you best believe not to doubt me Shaka.” You joked, an undercurrent of sarcasm in your voice. He blinked for a few moments, letting his eventual emotions of confusion show in his eyes.
It was comical.
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yukisnowowl · 10 months
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Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1
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Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF
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rae-pss · 8 months
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— RAE'S NOTE: this is another repost from my old account. the whole premise is: poseidon's reaction to his s/o waiting for him before his fight.
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༉‧₊˚. ─ you knew perfectly well the capacity that your husband had.
༉‧₊˚. ─ and how could you not be aware of it? everyone there already knew his godly strength, speed and reflexes; that's not to mention all the traits that earned him his nickname "the god of gods" or "the most fearsome god".
༉‧₊˚. ─ even all that, you couldn't deny that after the previous two battles you couldn't deny that some anxiety resided in your stomach.
༉‧₊˚. ─ no, you didn't think he was going to lose. that was something too improbable. but the fear that the supposedly impossible would happen existed in you.
༉‧₊˚. ─ at some point, during your cyclone of thoughts, certain someone stood by your side
༉‧₊˚. ─ coming out of your trance you looked ahead and found yourself face to face with poseidon, your husband.
༉‧₊˚. ─ with his usual cold and disinterested expression he placed his left hand on your head, and without further ado he patted said part gently.
༉‧₊˚. ─ you two had been a couple for about five centuries, so you knew that this was one of his few ways of showing his concern and love for you.
❝your fight is about to start.❞
༉‧₊˚. ─ his hand left its caresses and returned to its original pose, at his side.
❝could i give you a kiss before you have to go?❞
༉‧₊˚. ─ without any other word than to mediate POSEIDON got even closer and kissed your lips.
༉‧₊˚. ─ the kiss didn't last long, his name was suddenly called. he already had to leave.
❝don't worry so much, i'll be back soon.❞
༉‧₊˚. ─ that was the last thing he said to you.
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Buddha headcanons with fem!Yoriichi Tsugikuni!reader
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Special thanks to @onecantsimply for helping me proofread/edit these headcanons so I could post the best Buddha content as I am able to :)
Buddha is a god, so he’s seen his fair share of ethereal goddesses in Valhalla. But he’s never been one to care about physical appearances so much as the personality of someone, since beauty does fade over time.
Not gonna lie though; when he first laid his eyes on the Sun Hashira, he initially thought there was nothing beyond the stoic expression she wore because, well, he didn’t know [First Name] [Last Name] too well because they’d recently ascended as a deity. He’s heard the gossip on how exactly this powerful Demon Slayer became the second human to become an immortal, though there was no solid proof behind the rumors. And he’s never been one to pay attention to that kind of stuff, anyway.
His first impression of the Sun Hashira soon changed after Zeus had concluded yet another stupid conference.
It wasn’t anything special honestly, but she crept up behind him and tapped his bicep before offering up an unopened lollipop to him. Normally he’d see this as a sign of some newbie buttering up to him because he was the honorable one, and a powerful god in his own right…but the lollipop in [First Name’s clenched palm was a cola-flavored one.
He loved all kinds of sweets, but cola-flavored ones were like a delicacy; they were super hard to find in Valhalla ‘cause most of the candy shops didn’t wanna go down to Earth to actually get the cola-flavored ones or even bother to learn how to make, so Buddha didn’t suck on one unless he was either slightly stressed or just wanted something different and was willingly to spend money.
So to see and hear the Sun Hashira asking him with a straight face if he’d like this treat when he’s never seen her even eat anything sweet…it was weird. Nice…but weird. He wasn’t gonna say ‘no’ to a freebie, obviously. Buddha plucked the lollipop from [First Name]’s hand, and when he put it in his mouth, the enlightened one saw the faintest trace of a smile stretch across the newbie’s lips.
The greatest Demon Slayer in human history…can actually smile? Whoa. Not what he had been expecting.
Still, it could all just be an act.
Everyone here didn’t like him because he’d been a human. He returned the sentiment wholeheartedly after centuries of putting up with their selfishness and arrogance.
Without saying another word, he just waved good-bye to her and left to go relax under his bodhi tree for the rest of the day. Honestly, he half-expected the Demon Slayer to come crawling back to him in another attempt to gain his favor.
Except she didn’t.
She never bothered him unless they happened to cross paths. Yet when such an incident occurred, she just bowed her head respectfully to him and went about her business. Sure enough he ended up seeking out the Sun Hashira’s quiet company when the noise around Valhalla was enough to give him a headache. Or Zeus, the damned nosy geezer.
Their time together would either be spent in one of the greenhouses or in the forest that surrounded [First Name]’s modest home. He’d be munching on whatever is in his snack basket and she’d be practicing her swordmanship, or they’d have small talk over some freshly brewed tea on the veranda.
A comfortable camaraderie between two gods that didn’t include shouting matches or bruising egos.
Over time, Buddha learned that there were additional layers underneath the stoic expression [First Name] always wore. She was kind and selfless, harboring an adoration for humans and a lot more expressive with emotions if one were to observe her as closely as he had.
Although she is still haunted by the lives she couldn’t save from the demons, she knew she did the best she could. That thought alone helped her sleep at night.
(Buddha called bullshit but wisely kept his mouth shut and suggested meditation lessons that can be practiced in the evening to help calm the mind instead.)
The Demon Slayer was an anomaly amongst the gods, if one excluded the Grecian hero Heracles.
Yet for all of the good qualities she possessed, the Sun Hashira was a bit…oblivious. She honestly had no idea that some of these narcissistic gods actually harbored romantic feelings for her and thought they were just being polite to an ascended immortal like herself.
She was not a goddess of love and still possessed scars from her days as a Demon Slayer even after becoming a god. Why would anyone bother looking at her?
He might be the honorable one who had removed himself from earthly desires to find enlightenment, but even the great Buddha gets a little peeved when the Sun Hashira’s attention isn’t on him and him alone~.
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vividc4ndy · 1 year
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Poseidon with a husband who adores the stars.
Cw; Mention of love bites.
He always hears you talking about the stars, how you'd love to own one. If he weren't as prideful and sure of your affection towards him he'd probably end up jealous of how much you talk about the flaming rocks of space.
It was during one of his darling husbands rants that he decided to indulge him and ask his favorite color of stars. (Totally not because he also likes hearing you talk, even if it's not about him. Let's say you told him "white.")
Out of the blue one day you woke up with a small, off white preserved sea star sitting on top of your clothes for the day. You couldn't help but stare at it with so much love, sure, it wasn't a flaming star, but it was a star gifted to you by your beloved husband, and you were going to love it for the rest of eternity.
You and Poseidon typically did different things during the day so when he saw you that evening with a new necklace he smirked.
Clearly, you loved the gift. You loved it enough to put it on a chain and proudly wear it around your neck.
Poseidon walked up to you and gently took a hold of the sea star, staring at it before looking up and meeting your eyes. You smiled at him affectionately and thanked him for the gift, earning you a sweet kiss.
It was like marking you as his without the love bites! Though, that wouldn't stop him from still using those as well.
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kazenomegaminowanpisu · 5 months
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Shuumatsu no Valkyrie boys reaction when their s/o kisses them on the cheek
Warning:SFW, Fluff, Kisses
Feat: Buddha, Loki, Hades, Poseidon, shiva
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Buddha
•Buddha got surprise when you kiss him on the cheek. He slowly look at you and smiles warmly "oh my cute angel".
•He gently places his hand on your cheeks and he press a gentle kiss on it.
•his eyes sparkle with happiness.
Loki
•Loki grins mischievously as you plants a kiss on his cheek.
•He playfully teases them, "what a surprise young lady" he said having a wide grin on his face.
•Loki pulls you into a tight hug, returning the affection with a playful peck on your forehead.
Hades
•Hades blushes slightly, caught off guard as you press a kiss on his cheek.
•He shyly looks away, trying to hide his flustered state "The hell!" He said as he blush like a tomato, trying to hide it but it is very obvious.
•Hades then take your hand and place a soft kiss on it, simply returning the affection.
Poseidon
•"Hmm" he said when you press a kiss on his cheek.
•He pulls you closer, wrapping his arm around your waist "I like it".
•Poseidon lean closer and he press a gentle kiss on your soft lips, showing his affection towards you.
Shiva
•Shiva's expression suddenly softens when you press a kiss on his cheek.
•He looks at you with a mix of emotions "did you just kiss me?" He immediately wrap his arms around you, he was making sure that you can't escape.
•Shiva takes your hand and brings it to his lips, leaving a lingering kiss on your palm as a gesture of his affection.
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kanroji-san · 5 months
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Y/n: Not everyone likes you. You are not Anubis.
Apollo: Not everyone likes Anubis
Y/n: Who doesn't like Anubis?
Apollo: I don't kn-"
Y/n: Name them, bitch. Give me their names, so that I can personally teach them how to use their blabbering mouths for good.
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Look at him!!! He is so adorable o(≧▽≦)o I want to hug him!!!!
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#165 The Tea-
Heracles: If you put Y/n and Uncle Poseidon in a room together, who will come out crying first?
Brunhilde: The room
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angelltheninth · 9 months
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That muscular daddy covered in blood that you just retweeted, I have no idea who he is but wow, I know I have a type. If you could, I took a look through those smut prompts and could you do 324 for him?
That's Buddha from Record of Ragnarok! Also the only reason I started watching the show.
Pairing: Buddha x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, possessiveness, rough sex, punishment, denial, begging, power play, daddy kink
A/N: Its his tusks and flowing, perfect hair that do it for me.
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324. "Maybe if I punish you it'll help you remember who you belong to next time."
Most people dread god's punishment, not you, you looked forward to it. Being underneath Buddha's muscular body, hearing the sharp slap of his thighs hitting the back of yours, followed by the hard sting as they reddened more and more was your painful reward for being a bad girl.
"I really shouldn't be doing this." His hands grab handfuls of your ass, preventing your body from being pushed forward by the force the impact, "Giving you exactly what you want instead of punishing you properly. However," Firm hands push your body entirely to the futon, Buddha's hand on the back of your head, keeping you face down, moaning against the pillow, feet digging into the sheets as they drag against your clit with every thrust of his huge cock against your womb "I think I know why you did it. You wanted to get me angry. You like it when I'm angry don't you?"
"Yes." You tried really hard to spread your legs to accommodate him better but he was having none of that, pressing down on you harder. And then he... stopped and all that pleasure you felt moments ago, that was built up for so long began to fade away, "Keep going, god please, 'm so close, so close, so close."
"What's the magic word?" One little, five letter word.
"Please keep fucking me... daddy." You begged, wiggling your ass as much as you could while pinned under him.
"I don't know. Maybe if I punish you it'll help you remember who you belong to next time." Buddha's teasing voice combined with him still not moving an inch scared you. Was he actually not gonna move?
"I promise I'll be good. I'll be your good girl from now on, I promise, daddy." Fuck, he loved how desperate he could make you sound just from the thought of denial. He also hated how he couldn't bring himself to deny you any longer.
When Buddha moved again he was ruthless, pushing a new burst of cum into your womb, using his thumbs to spread your pussy lips open further, "That's better, there's my good girl. My good girl who earned her pleasure."
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sketchy-owl · 10 months
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 24
~Apollo's palace~
Apollo:*looking at himself in the mirror* I look so beautiful!
Y/N:*laughing hysterically in the background*
Apollo:....I guess somebody ENVIOUS says otherwise.
Y/N: Bro you wear even more make up than my grandmother and at least she looks stylish!
Ares: Wooooooo!*cheering for Y/N*
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