I constantly think about how just a few years before they met Sly was so much like Noiz and what would've happened if they'd met sooner
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I originally wanted to draw some of these (and I still might), but I don't have the energy right now, so Incorrect Quotes textpost it is!
Bobby: Come on guys, nothing in life is free!
Dante: Love is free.
Mick: Knowledge is free.
Lyle: Adventure is free!
Sandra: Self-respect is free.
Kilroy: Everything is free, if you take it without paying.
Ridley: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited.
Leila: ...If?
Carter: Great! The only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die!
Carter: I would like to live a safe life, in which I am not forced to steal.
Uncle Sly: God, you are extremely fucking selfish. Die!
Carter: I am 13 years old.
Leila: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Theo: Several traffic violations.
Ridley: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Carter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Izzy: Also, that's not our car.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Bobby: Shit.
Kilroy: ...Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Lyle: OH MY GOD, MICK FELL OFF!
Kincaid: Release my brother!
Kincaid: He did that shit, but I don't care!
Mr. Vernon: You're the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you.
The other Mr. Vernon: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Mr. Vernon: Absolutely not <3
Dean: How many kids do you have?
Mr. Vernon: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Carter: *Gently taps table*
Leila: *Taps back*
Olly: What are they doing?
Theo: Morse code.
Carter: *Aggressively taps table*
Leila: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Theo's brother: Please, bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Theo: I got spring water.
Theo's brother: NO!
Theo: With extra minerals. It's like licking a stalagmite.
Theo's brother: DON'T COME HOME!
Theo: Mmmmm, cave water.
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🧬// admittedly i am........still trying to capture a feel for Copycat's voice in her dialogue BUT i do like the fact she's turning out to be a yappy gal who sometimes talks stiff n' proper like and sometimes sounds like some foul-mouthed hooligan whose heckling you behind a seedy bar.
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no way is this a raccoon thief???
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My Sly Cooper charm is now up on my Etsy store! Get it at the link below!
>> https://stacheterpieces.etsy.com <<
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i feel like scarlet & violet would have an additional ' chaos vs order ' theming for the timelines where these 2 aren't dead
i've been listening to this ^ a whole bunch , and i can just picture this with geeta as vox.
depending on your version of the game , you essentially have Turo / sada essentially declaring war on Geeta for trying to overwork their beloved partner to death.
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some gore (def not as bad as actual canon); spoilers for second half of s10
Jam removed Sly's eye. They took the knife he offered them in trembling hands and plunged it into the hole. (It's funny how so much of the human body are just holes.)
Jam removed Sly's eye. Jam never met Sly, so they couldn't have carved the eye out of his face, but they did. Jam never willingly mutilated a friend. They had never even heard of Sly and then they had a knife in their hands and then and then and then...
Jam never met Sylvester August Baxter. Jam never took a knife and plunged it into a friend's eye because how could they if they had never met Sylvester August Baxter?
They think one of the worst parts was the sound. Sometimes they will be eating out with friends and the wet spongy chewing will get a hold of their brain and refuse to let go and they will have to excuse themself and the others will look after them in worry and all that they will be able to think is: "they have eyes they can look they can see" They will look back at them to reassure them that really, they are fine, they promise, and think: "I know what it would sound like if I took this butter knife, still ironically covered in jam, and wiggled it around in your socket until the eyeball fell out."
It is remarkable how much of the human body is simply an agglomeration of holes.
Like a black tooth, always so close to falling out of its cavities but never committing. Black mole infecting tooth after tooth after tooth with rot until everything is dancing in its socket. Sometimes Jam wishes they could just rip it out. Their eye. Rip out the memories and reminders before it can corrode the rest of their body. (Would it even make that much of a difference? It is remarkable how much of the human body is just holes)
They regret having mentioned their music player. That night that happened but at the same time didn't. They miss listening to WILCO. And Sufjan Stevens.
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