#slytherin pantheon

[soleil-black]

Barty degradation kink Crouch: How does the saying go? Shame me once let's fool around.

#marauders #the marauders era #evan rosier #barty x evan #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #bitchkiller #moonkiller #bartylus #sunkiller #party #Barty is a communal bike and I ship him with everyone #marauders incorrect quotes #slytherin skittles #slytherin pantheon #degradation k1nk

[biopsssihozz]

slytherin pantheon pride arts! they all ended up a bit different stylistically esp because ive been drawing them for like 20 days now

but thats okay because I LOVE MY BABIES VERY MUCH THEY ALL DESRVE SO MUCH LUV

#art #sketch #fanart #pride #harry potter #slytherin pantheon #pride art #asexual pride #lesbian pride #pansexual pride #non binary pride #transgender pride #trans regulus #regulus black #pandora rosier #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Red/green colorblind first year Gryffindor becomes the Slytherin House’s mascot/favorite student/youngest sibling when they attach themselves to upper year Slytherin students and sit with the snakes in their year but proceed to be nothing but sweet. Every single Slytherin is baffled and very on edge until one of them finally asks what they are trying to accomplish.

They answer “we’re in the same house? Our ties match? Plus you’re super nice and smart, why wouldn’t I want to be friends?”

This information makes the rounds and yeah they become an honorary snake until someone just gives them green robes and ties and they slowly get moved into the slytherin dorms “because it’s a cool hangout spot, trust me, I found out the password and everything.”

Yeah so long con adoption and eventually everyone just forgets this student’s original house. It’s the first time a student is sorted Griffindor but graduates a Slytherin with no resort necessary.

#harry potter thoughts #harry potter imagine #hp imagine #harry potter #harry potter rant #harry potter marauders #marauders era #marauders imagine #marauders #hogwarts au #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #gryffindor #slytherin pantheon #slytherin pride #slytherdor #slytherin #harry potter fandom

[exhausted--soup]

I swear if barty or evan die in a poison that never stung I'm gonna lose my mind. Biggest breakdown in the history of ever.

If anyone thinks our mental health isn't resting in the hands of a single fanfic yall are sorely mistaken. -a barty introject

#rosekiller #barty x evan #barty crouch jr #slytherin pantheon #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #a poison that has never stung

[belovedbastardremus]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr. Additional Tags: Character Study, Mentor Barty Crouch Jr., Gay Barty Crouch Jr., Flashbacks, Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Canon Compliant Summary:

The night was humid and dark enough for the trees to start standing a little too tall. It was the first time Barty Crouch Junior felt the air move in 12 years.

#my fic writing #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #evan rosier #regulus black #slytherin skittles #slytherin pantheon #barty crouch jr centric #marauders era #marauders era fic rec #marauders era fic

[shiftingwnovk]

let’s normalise the fact that every single member of the slytherin skittles is psycho.

#marauders #marauders era slytherins #slytherin #slytherin skittles #the pantheon #marauders era #regulus black #evan rosier #pandora lestrange #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #barty is a phyco #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles are crazy #pshyco

[siriuslygay1981]

Evan: Oh, would you look at that. It's the bane of my existence

Barty: And here is the light of my life. How are you, sweetheart?

#marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #marauders #the marauders #the marauders era #incorrect marauders era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #rosekiller #evan and barty #barty and evan #barty x evan #evan x barty #slytherin skittles #slytherin #the pantheons #the unholy trinity #literally rosekiller in my fic #i love them #evan rosier #barty jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #the slytherin skittles #bartemius crouch junior #barty crouch jr x evan rosier

[fall-95]

If they got kidnapped:

Regulus/Dorcas: brutally murders kidnappers

Barty: accidentally joins kidnappers and is now so confused

Evan: poisons kidnappers

Pandora: either reformed the kidnappers or drove them insane

#slytherin skittles #the pantheon #rosekiller #jegulus #jegulily #dorlene #pandalily #asexual evan rosier #barty crouch junior #regulus black #evan rosier #dorcas meadowes #pandora #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #the marauders era

[reverie-darling]

regulus wakes up at the ass crack of dawn to shower and finger coil each strand of hair on his head

barty wakes up, wets his hands shakes his hair around, makes sure it's real messy, and he's good to go

evan doesn't even look at his hair, he only notices in the shower that he needs a retwist when he's washing his hair and he can't reach for his scalp properly, so hed slump, sigh, and gets on deep washing his hair to go to pandora

#harry potter #the maruaders #maraudes #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #marauders era #mauraders #the marauders #the marauders era #regulus black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #slytherin skittles #slytherin #the pantheon #hp marauders #harry potter marauders #marauders fandom

[percesdead]

rip rosekiller. you would've loved saying "okay boomer" to every authority figure

#marauders #harry potter #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #the slytherin skittles #the pantheon #dead gay wizards

[a-great-tragedy]

The year regulus black died:

the year pool noodles were invented:

….

Why couldn't he just wait a year??

#regulus black #sorry #regulus deserved better #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #the marauders era #peter pettigrew #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #evan rosier #slytherin skittles #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #the pantheon #hp marauders #marauders #marauder era #marauders fandom #marauders era #marauders memes #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #harry potter #lily evans #jegulily #mary macdonald #marlene mckinnon

[kairospy]

I’m a top Regulus truther because there’s not enough of James: 1) being showered in unconditional love until he can’t take anymore 2) being told ‘no’ for once in his life and put in his place because let’s be honest, he’s got some arrogance issues. This man grew up spoiled beyond reason

Like if someone’s a brat there, it’s James. Regulus was brought up to be polite and composed. Quiet and observant. Never to flaunt, that’s tacky and the Blacks are all about poise. James?? POTTER??? Tell him no, he’s throwing a fit. (Then comes Regulus and has him complying with a look)

#rbjp #more bratty james “smug" potter #and Regulus “check your tone when you're talking to me” black #which leads directly to james “…am i attracted to this?” potter realising he is indeed very attracted to following orders if theyre regulus #marauders #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus x james #regulus black x james potter #dead gay wizards #regulus arcturus black #slytherin skittles #the marauders #the pantheon #james fleamont potter #james potter hc #james potter headcanon #regulus and james #top regulus black #bottom james potter #regulus headcanon #regulus black headcanons #regulus black hc #marauders headcanon

[littleliterarylesbian]

Evan Rosier who's trying to convince his sister's girlfriend to leave her for him but it's only because he wants to be legally named Evan Evans and this is the objectively funniest way to do it.

Barty, his own boyfriend, is all for the notion, Pandora, said sister, is less than amused.

#evan is on his knees begging lily for a chance simply for the shits and giggles #“please ill be so much better for you then her ill be the best boyfriend you ever had” #now the real question is would lily play along or also just sigh and try to get hin to stop #marauders era #marauders #harry potter #evan rosier #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #lily evans #pandora lovegood #pantheon #pandora rosier #pandalily #pandlily #pandora x lily #rosekiller #rosier twins #slytherin skittles #.theadcanons

[teacup-gathering-itself]

I’m fond of the idea that “there are no muggleborn wixen in slytherin” is a cover for them to smuggle new blood into nearly extinct lines and do last minute adoptions.

“Oh Monroe? Yes turns out she’s a descendant of the Gamp line, just had a squib ancestor. We reached out to her great grandmother and they’re willing to teach her the family magic and all, who knows, she might even inherit heirship 🤷”

“See I knew she couldn’t be muggleborn, she’s just got too much innate sense for magic, of course she’s from a pureblood line. Unfortunate she’s on a squib branch but hey, better a squib descendant than an extinct line, right?”

“Hey no one can say Slytherin isn’t good at ancestry, we triple and quadruple check rare family records until we find why you ended up in green while claiming muggle ancestry.”

Literally just a whole underground ancestry revivalist and tradition preservation movement centered around smuggling muggleborns into proper wizarding houses. I think it’s such a fun idea that could be crack or could be like a whole political and legal adventure.

“Oh shit we have THREE eleven year olds who need wizarding last names. WHOS GREAT AUNT WANTS TO TUTOR A CHILD. This one’s good at astronomy, and is interested in runes, the second is super hyped about quidditch and charms, and the third is a little slow but has great intuition for dueling and lying.”

#harry potter imagine #harry potter rant #harry potter thoughts #harry potter #slytherin #slytherin pride #slytherin problems #slytherin pantheon #harry potter marauders #slytherpride

[aithusarosekiller]

*in a life or death situation*

Dorcas: okay how the fuck do we get out of here?

Pandora: I'm working on a plan but it should take about four hours

Man: *points weapon at them*

Regulus: *survival instincts kick in and he manages to flirt his way out of the situation*

Everyone: ......

Regulus: ......

Barty: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

Regulus: I AM JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE

Evan: please go back to being quiet and offputting, that was fucking terrifying

Dorcas: Yeah, I agree. That was weirdly attractive and I'm literally a lesbian.

Pandora: *still trying to carry out her plan to see if it would've worked*

#hotness is programmed into the black family genes #it kicks in in dire situations #the pantheon #the emeralds #slytherin skittles #hate that name #dorcas meadowes #pandora rosier #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #idc how problematic they are I love them all #MUAH <3

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty who thinks he's unlovable and his friends who will kill god for him

#marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #barty crouch jr #the pantheon #the slytherin skittles #regulus black #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #pandora lupin #pandora lestrange #dorcas meadows #emmeline vance #emma vanity #marcelina mina