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dapper-zappa · 9 months
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Ok but this pic of young Nick Cage gives me so much Noir vibes so I edited glasses with the help of FaceApp and HOLY COW
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quitebashfulexe · 26 days
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habby 42 0 >: D
I can never decide on the final vibe lol
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kuzunoha-xiv · 1 month
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much to think about........
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trippin-chippin · 10 months
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COME ER MOONSHINE I WANT YER AUTOGRAPH AHAHAHA
This ain’t the whole drawing, just the part with Dan in it….. don’t ask what the background is….. it’s just a photo I took….
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gnomelord · 9 months
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Smokey the Gnome, Smoking that elven moon grass 420 friendly Little over 5” tall
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aurora-ze-aquarius · 1 year
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I'M SOBBING
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
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angelic-vowser · 2 years
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Briefcase guy from dhmis voice
I love my husband. I love him. Even though some yellow dude nearly fucking killed him I still love him. Also I think Brendon is homophobic because of us
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Tag Masterpost
General Tags
KD Speaks - me saying random things
KD Answers - answered asks
First Thoughts - first thought of a possible AU
Canon Dissections - where I take canon apart like a four year old being given a screwdriver, aka headcanons, theories and dissections
Sillies - shitposts, memes and the like
AUs
Ghost of Darkmount - Smokescreen was the last person in the base and uses the Phase Shifter to haunt the Decepticons
Early Crash - Smokescreen lands on Earth several years before the Autobots and accidentally jumpstarts some of the plot
Writing the Future - Smokescreen accidentally merges with a relic and gains future vision without realizing it
Cortical Unreality - when Smokescreen was captured after the fall of Iacon he was experimented on by Shockwave, specifically with the Cortical Psychic Patch, before he eventually escaped
Hapstance - Smokescreen isn’t Elite Guard and is Just Some Guy who Alpha Trion liked and just happened to be in the Archives when it was attacked
Out of Touch - I play around with the idea of Smokescreen being really behind on the tech aspect of Cybertronian technology because of how long he was asleep
The Archivist - after the war, Smokescreen takes up Alpha Trion’s mantel and becomes the new Archivist of Iacon
Jack Chooses Violence - AU where Jack killed Megatron in the mines
Smoke and Clay - when Smokescreen was on the Nemesis, his brain got messed with a bit and know he has no idea how to get back to the other Autobots, and along the way he meets Denny Clay
Dark Infection - when searching for the first Omega Key, Smokescreen ends up being infected with Dark Energon when Megatron hits him with the Dark Star Saber
Smokey Mirrors - Smokescreen is actually an Ex-Decepticon Spy and trying very hard to not blow his cover. His cover, unsurprisingly, gets blown
Unknown Rover - Smokescreen crashes on Mars instead of Earth, scans the Curiosity Rover as an alt mode, and fixes up the rest of the rovers he finds. NASA is very confused where this colorful other rover came from
Fifth Sigma - Smokescreen was training to be a Rescue Bot instead of Elite Guard and was supposed to be a member of Sigma-17
Initial Resident - Smokescreen’s pod laded on Earth a long time ago and is buried beneath Jasper. Because he was lonely, he decided to use his holoform to live amongst the humans
Guard Duty - Alpha Trion isn’t dead and managed to escape with Smokescreen to Earth
Universe Jump - Smokescreen gets dragged into the TFA Universe but nobody realises he’s crossed universes, including himself
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arthrobug · 1 year
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Anyways, I've had low motivation for a while and I've realized drawing shitposts really helps lmao
Characters: GD!Erratum (red eye streaks) and GD!Ragnarök (likes whipped cream)
Drawing Ragnarök's smokey head is the hardest thing ever for me lmao,,,, I've also never drawn whipped cream AESRDTFYGUIJOK-
Original Idea of FGoD Error belongs to @harrish6
Original Character of Ragnarök belongs to galacii-gallery (I think, I sent them a question about it but I've gotten nothing back and I really want this to be seen so-)
The story Glitch Dad belongs to me, @milothecorgdillo
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victorian-nymph · 2 years
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Joseph is kind of funny because they call him New York's Jojo in the first episode even though he's not at that point, he's a tourist and because he's throughly American in part 3 I forget that by birth he's English. And ObNOXIOUSLY English his grandmother and guardian was a noblewoman which means Joseph more than likely was given dialect lessons and educated at expensive boarding schools (I know he skipped but otherwise he says Erina kept him at home and taught him herself in that case) anyway this leads me to say Joseph at all times in Battle Tendency is speaking the Queens English but still super crass which is a hilarious mental image.
Smokey: why thanks mister for helping me out there
Joseph, in the fucking poshest voice you can imagine:
Yeah I'm always ready to beat the shit out of some racist fuck ugly cunts like those bloody pigs. Anyway I'm Joseph Joestar my grandmother the dowager Lady Joestar and I just came here from Kensington
Smokey: what the fuck
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trippin-chippin · 10 months
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I need to quit
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dailydianakko · 2 years
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Diana’s warrior cats name would be smokeweed.
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quizzyisdone · 3 years
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courtesy of @smokeywhalee for once again exposing me 💀
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Smokey the Bear says, “The moon is big tonight. But my heart is bigger.”
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silent-stalker · 3 years
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Smokescreen: gets wings and immediately crashes
Soundwave: don't do that!
Also Soundwave, while teaching Smokey to drop from the sky like a fucking corpse for the pure pleasure of scaring people: hehehe, do a flip!
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