#so delusional

[cryiling]

idk what's worse, being delusional about loki or being delusional about lokius. or both, which is the state i'm currently in

#loki #lokius #mobius #god it's so bad #literally I've been calling loki my boyfriend for years #so delusional #but now I'm also being weird abt lokius???? 😭😭 where do I draw the linee

[dirtytransmasc]

Miles 42 loves animals.

he has maimed someone (many someones) for using glue/snap traps. whenever he sees a trap he destroys it, leaving a warning that they better replace it with a human trap, or they'll be having further issues. when he sees an animal stuck in one, he takes it home and will try for hours on end to get them out safely, tearing up the whole time. there have obviously been a few times where it was more merciful to put them down, and it breaks his heart every. damn. time very apologetic, he does promise they will be avenged. susscful rescues do mean he takes care of them until they can go back out on their own. Rio can't say she loves it, but, she supports her son regardless and will do rodent first aid if its needed (tired mum who would do anything for her son is so real of her)

he sits with cats in alleyways and on top of buildings, he attracts them like a damn magnet, they always wanna sit on him and are rubbing on his leg, purring, the whole nine. gets cats out of trees and off of poles and light posts.

will stop and pet dogs no matter what he's doing. he may be more of a cat person, but he still loves dogs.

feeds pigeons while talking to the older folk in his area. he names them all too.

he is a bit of a scaredy cat about bugs, but they have to be put outside, no matter what they are, or he will sob. he would cry as a kid if his parents squished a bug after he asked them to get it out of his room, and genuinely held a grudge with them for a long time, while feeling so guilty cause he felt like it was his fault. forms pacts with the spiders in his room that if they stay in their corner, he'll stay in his.

he does not support the killing of animals for simply being small (he hear that poem and literally almost died of heartbreak)

#so delusional #but I'm happy #miles 42 #miles morales #prowler miles #miles morales 42 #atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #he loves animals #his empathy (at least his ability to show it outwardly in “normal” ways) for people may be strained #but his empathy for animals increased tenfold in turn #he gets very emotional about rats/mice #they're just so little and what did they ever do to you?

[mondaymelon]

Random question:

How much do you love Xiao?

oh

you

you do not know

how long i have been waiting for this question.

anon. you have barely seen the surface of my love for him. it cant be called love, at this point. no, its something more dire. something more consuming, a something that swallows one whole.

perhaps you think that you've seen enough, and perhaps, for you, that is the truth. but for i, it is merely a speculation. my "love", as you call it, is something that cannot be described with mere words. no, the very idea of such a feat is simply unthinkable. it's to the point where i am spending my time writing a bible, for xiao. come to the point where i write countless fanfictions, where i close my eyes at 4 am hoping that i may dream of his warm embrace. it is with such delusion that i am able to survive the hell we call existence, and through his presence that i am able to feel fulfilled. i dream of him, dream of his every action, waiting for the day where i may feel his hand in mine and his warm touch. awaiting the day, the day, the day...

some may say ive gone mad.

are they correct? nonono, they are not. i am sound of mind, sound of soul. if you search enough, there shall be no doubt about this fact. there is merely a difference between those who love xiao, and those who "love" xiao. it is apparent that i belong to the latter. as stated previously, a simple 4 letter word cannot express the endless wells of the affection, the obsession that i hold for such a man - nay, the perfect and godly being, he who goes by the name of "xiao."

do i believe? yes. i believe. and i shall stand here, sit, whatever it may be... i shall breathe my inhale and exhale until he appears before me, until i may be satisfied for what i have done in this lifetime... and then i will take his hand. i will take his warm hands and he will clasp his fingers amongst mine, and he will smile at me, the slightest smile, as his pristine lips begin to move as he speaks. as he forms words with that seamlessly smooth voice, one that sways the resolve of the deities themself. "you have done well. i have waited for you."

it is then that i shall cry in his arms.

but none shall witness such a sight excluding the golden eyes of his very own.

delusion? insanity? id like to think that i havent descended into such voids. it is reasonable, to hold such attention for a being as flawless as him. his name is one that holds power, prestige... one that causes the shortness of breath and the racing of hearts. he is powerful, in that way, and many others.

his beautiful eyes that resemble the warm colors of the sun, or perhaps the gilded glow of gold... something as valuable as him deserves something more. something more precious, more priceless. his gliding soft hair that ruffles in the soft breeze, the way his highlights are so striking yet appealing... how his every calculated movement stirs the hearts and souls of the masses. how his stature is fair and his demeanor is graceful. should i go on? surely you have not all the time in the world for such rambling, but thus is the truth. an undeniable truth that none should dare to refute.

and should they... to put it simply, they may just find a knife at their throat... spilling the blood of the one who dared speak ill of such a holy entity.

the pure and faultless him, xiao.

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ anon!! #hahah #feeling #so delusional #fr #hehe #ahha #hohoho #hohohoh #i should #like #perhaps #sleep #thatd be #rpetty funny lmaomlamoma #SLEEP?? ? #S L E E P #W HOSE THAT #NEVER HEARD OF EM

[katzluvs]

where you and jack champion are on set for scream and he has to kill your character off but he cant bring himself to get past the scene because you keep kissing the ghostface mask and he’s a mess under.

THE BEHIND THE SCENES ARE SO CUTE BC THEY KEPT TRYING TO KISS THE GHOSTFACE MASKS😭😭

#jack champion #ethan landry #scream #scream 6 #i love jack so much #GOD #so delusional

[sluttywonwoo]

carats are so annoying they somehow managed to accomplish reverse racism

#/hj #if y’all don’t leave that white boy alone #he has less than 70k followers on ig if you think he ‘forced’ them to give him half the song idk what to tell you #so delusional #sluttydiscourse

[pynkhues]

Me after my sister asks me to draft a new legal letter to her ex-husband for her lawyers to approve.

#her lawyers always edit out my most passive aggressive digs but they left one in tonight and i can't lie #it made me very happy #because fuck that guy #(my sister's dyslexic which means she has low confidence with writing this stuff #and he's really weaponised it against her in their divorce because he's a pos #[also ironic given he can't spell for shit and writes in a faux academic style that makes me scream] #and i know that he KNOWS i'm writing these letters with her but refuses to acknowledge it because he's trying to paint that she and i #never made up after our huge fight two years ago to build his case to stop her moving the children #and jokes on him because he should know given his children love me and we're spending so much time together #but he's literally like #so delusional #and thinks because he decides something's true it is #i cannot even begin to say how awful he is this is literally just a post of nothing in the scheme of it all #but still

[bvlletproof-heart]

It is getting genuinely exhausting hearing a new development to The Situation. He's simply just trying to avoid this truth within himself and admit he's wrong. Always playing victim.

It's getting so fucking exhausting having to correct his lies bc now he's saying shit like "well we weren't even together when this happened."

Yeah, my guy, we were. Just another example of trying to find a way to make yourself the victim.

I'm so exhausted having this information brought back to me because people are asking questions.

#im so tired #im not even fighting his false claims anymore #everyone knows your side of the story doesnt add up dude. #The only people who believe him are folks who have something to gain or dont know us IRK #irl* #the victim complex is so fucking bad #reminds me of when a friend severely fucked us over and refused to take accountability #he made up his own lies and believed him until his gf kept catching him in them #he doing exactly this but spinning lies to folks who dont know me so no one can hold him accountable #im tired. #hes just #so delusional

[buckysurvived]

holy shit they're holding hands wtf wtf wtf

#im gonna be so delusional this season #between this and frenchie leaning his head against izzy's thigh #and we're only three eps in #ouizzy #frenchizzy #our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers

[lotus-pear]

hngghh domestic......

#screaming crying throwing up sliding down the wall soft skk makes me so feel so warm and giddy #listen i love their canon dynamic but a hopeless part of me wants them to fall in love and pursue a tranquil domestic life #free from the burdens of their jobs and their past (<- i am delusional this will never happen) #A GIRL CAN DREAM #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[akascow]

hey uh not for nothing but uhhHHHH

blue... and red ? alrighty

#*goes a little crazy* #has this been mentioned yet if so my bad sorry 👉🏻👈🏻 #tb to my 31000 note post about red and blue characters👀 #big fan of canon bi charles in the comics it better come up in the show next 👁️👁️ #i stg if yall make this about klance- #dead boy detectives #dbda #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #edwin payne #charwin #payneland #george rexstrew #jayden revri #chedwin #painland #paynland #(being delusional) and the red rock is niko and the blue is crystal and the green is monty and the stick is cat king and-

[yuzuuu4]

(post 2.1 quest) unexpected

#they make me so ill i swear to god #im delusional therefore aventurine lives and ratio welcomes him back like this #i need 2.2 yesterday #excuse how messy it is bc i just wanted to get the gay out of my brain #its still there of course #ratiorine #dr ratio #veritas ratio #dr ratio hsr #aventurine #hsr aventurine #honkai star rail #hsr

[starsm00n]

Is he a scary man covered in blood? Or is he my baby girl? Spot the difference

#frank castle x reader #frank castle #simon ghost riley #konig cod #joel miller #negan smith #the walking dead #the punisher #cod mw2 #john price #rick grimes #billy butcher #bucky barnes #toji fushiguro #anakin skywalker #marvel #delusional #hes so babygirl #geralt of rivia #the witcher #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #rafe cameron #matt murdock #daryl dixon #javier peña #joe goldberg #marc spector #agent whiskey #eddie brock

[clouvu]

Father-Son bonding moment ✨

#genshin impact #arlecchino #freminet #based off of that one twitter post because it's just SO arle x her children core #well mostly just fremmy and lyney #In my little delusional brain arle treats her little feline daughter like a princess and will be carried as such #the boys however will be held like Objects #ANYWAYS HAPPY ARLECCHINO DRIP MARKETING DAY I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL BUT I WAS LAZY SO INSTEAD YOU'RE ALL GETTING A DUMB MEME

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Dp x dc idea: Haunted House

Danny goes into a haunted rollercoaster ride and unknowingly sits next to Tim Drake. They take off and Danny gets so scared at some point that he phases right out of his seat. It’s sorta ok since they’re in the dark and stuff so nobody sees him, but the ride is over before Danny can get back on and he just goes like "welp fuck this, imma dip and hope for the best". Tim finishes the ride and realizes the guy that was beside him is gone. Like the restraint and belt is still there but there’s no more guy. And Tim is like "am I going crazy right now??" And the workers don’t remember Danny coz they do this ride like 100 times a day. Maybe later on, as Tim is walking around the amusement park in a daze, he sees Danny walking around like normal but there’s so many people he loses sight of him in the crowd, and once again nobody can corroborate they even saw Danny coz y’know it’s a crowd. 

So now Tim’s convinced there’s a ghost haunting the amusement park and he’s determined to solve the murder(?) that may or may not have happened here and give the ghost some peace.

#danny fenton #tim drake #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #Tim is half-afraid he hallucinated the whole thing and that his sanity is finally slipping #he *will* bite the head off anyone that seems to even slightly doubt him though #Nobody's allowed to call him crazy and delusional but himself #(and maybe Steph coz he can't stop her) #Tim: So you're a ghost. #Danny: Whaaaat? Nooooo #roxpox

[isolabellz]

in another life

#jjk #stsg #satosugu #satoru gojo #getou suguru #zoom in for details idk why i decided to draw on a canvas so huge #anyone want a poster? #anyway forever live in the delusional world where stsg are teachers together #they are one big happy family #nothing bad has ever happened #happy birthday geto #you deserved therapy and to grow old and raise kids with your bf

[twinstxrs]

brennan reintroducing the bad kids with genuine titles they hold in canon like “archdevil” “captain of the owlbears” & “risen saint” but adding “holder of the tin flower” to gorgug’s intro because of how gorgug offering his tin flower to fabian, even after they fought, so effectively represents the type of person gorgug is (a kind one).

#what if i died #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #if u think about it this is a win for the thistlecaster agenda (i’m delusional) #fellas is it gay if offering a tin flower to my bro which he later got put on the ax holster he gifted me is a core tenet of my character? #(no) #idk if tenet is the right word there but whatever it’s 5 a.m. idc at this point #but anyways. zac oyama characters you are often so kind & i love that about you.