#so if it looks like arse

[kami-ships-it]

I'd like to think that perhaps Havers is a doodler

#bbc ghosts #the captain #caphavers #Cap is a scottie dog #also ceci n'est pas une pipe because I couldn't be arsed to find out what one actually looks like #I figured Havers couldn't just google one either #so there

[natelia-aldelliz]

more werewolves au !

Ghost is being a responsible adult and grooming this poor weird pup he found, Price is being a thoughtful pack leader and is trying to inform Ghost that the puppy is not happy, and Gaz is trying to get the puppy to play with him to cheer him up.

This is the same Soap who will bring half of a mouse to Ghost's, Price's and Gaz's doors for them to discover in the morning. Or step on it if they weren't fully awake. And then refuses to admit to himself that it's probably him doing it and not a random stray cat. Even if he would have smelled a stray cat being on his territory. The three of them are convinced that Soap is hiding a cat somewhere because it smells like him.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #ghostsoap #soapghost #werewolf 141 & cat soap au #i wanted to make soap a scottish fold but i looked it up and it's a very recent breed and it didn't fit my idea that soap's family were #always able to change into a certain cat breed #and there's also the fact that it's a pretty inhumane breed #so here he and his family are european wildcats #guys i had this weird idea of colouring it so obviously i did a half arsed job because i hate colouring and i gave up #but my brain was happy anyway so i win #i'm better at drawing cats than at drawing canines lmao #let's also not pay too close attention to ghost pls i know his face looks like a bear #trust me it was way worse without the colours

[petrichoraline]

#we are #we are the series #pond naravit #aou thanaboon #phumpeem #tanfang #brows go wiggle wiggle when youve outsmarted your opponent #your opponent being your bestie cockblocking you or your bestie acting like the worst dad in law #the pure joy they both feel is sending me #i might post the shorter version too cause it might look better <3 #petri gifs #usersufa #userminty #userspring #uservid #phums expressions tell me theyve been playing this game for A While and he takes great pleasure in turning his brother's suitor down #makes me think of mork in futs but his bros suitor was his bf's bro lol #i am aware the quality is shit btw but i just cant be arsed atp im so done

[dizzybizz]

some magma doods bc i have spent so much time on there this past week or so

i love drawin w friends 😚

#yall i cannot be arsed to tag .... any #my art #doodle #thats all you get for organization sorry #the most important one in here is the guy AWOOGA #you just had to be there #so you need to be me or james srrory #also why the hell does kusuriuri always manage to sneak his way into at least one magma i do GET OUTTA HERE MAN #damnN #vash falling .. with julia there in the corner... JULIA LOOK OUT !.. #ALSO RIP TO THE EUGENE AND REDD GIJINKA THE WHOLE MAGMA CRASHED AND THEYRE GONE. THEY POOFED MAN .. #MAGMA NEARLY BROKE MY PUTER TOO BUT RIP TO THAT PAGE MAN.. . #i rly like how the destielconf. came out.... i dont draw enough anthros rbuh h i need to get back into thatweeehhhhhhhhh. #magma

[fivewholeminutes]

Guess who FINALLY has started @a-s-levynn's Series Of Small Offerings!!!

PART ONE Thread the Needle

Just look at where we're lying / An invisible space

It turns out i look at the proposed lyrics and suddenly get a Thought™ and follow it, so prepare for the offerings to be weird. In this case i thought of the invisible space being between Vessel and his mask, at the very beginning, before Vessel, before Him.

You can interpret it any way you want, i don't know what that means either, I just like dark drawings with a single source of light. Prepare to a lot of offerings like this too.

And apologies for the quality, I hate this paper, but I like the size of this notebook, do you see my problem

#click for a better quality or sth it looks like shit anyway but i cannot be arsed with editing today #anyways i'm so happy i have finally stared this!!!!!!!!!!! #LEVYNN THANK YOU FOR THIS CHALLENGE #i was trying to start it ages ago i've had that idea in my brain for months #i have a few other pieces ready but i will try to post them daily #just trying to draw as much as i can while i'm still off from work bc i know that when work starts again #i won't have energy for anything creative anymore #i will try to be consistent though #sleep token #sleep token fanart #a series of small offerings #alex vs the mortifying ordeal of having her art perceived

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

trying so hard to figure out what nace's phone background is (like a normal person)

#joker out #nace jordan #tell me why it looks like a naked arse i'm sorry #also that configuration of apps is so cursed #from ladyjenevia's new interview

[thepunkmuppet]

decided to grow my shitty ass ratty ass hair out. gonna blame gerard way and his pesky gender when it inevitably looks god awful for a good couple months before I can start to look cool

#for the record shitty ass ratty ass is an adjective #I am not planning on growing out my arse hairs #and if I was I definitely wouldn’t post it on tumblr dot com #I just want to look like them in 2007 okay that’s all I want!!!!! #never gonna have it actually LONG again because yk #✨transgender✨ #plus it just genuinely looks shit on me and my hair is really ugly and hard to manage when it’s like that #so as much as I desperately WANT to be him in the im not okay music video I have to accept I can never be her #basically a shaggy mullet type vibe is what I’m going for and atm I have a very bog standard short man haircut that shows my forehead #WISH ME LUCK I GUESS #not me putting the whole actual point of the post in the notes 💀 AGAIN #at least I have a brand #mcr #my chem #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #gee way #gerard way

[yanderespamton78]

ive already shown this to anyone who actually cares pretty much loll (anyone following the addison arg) but i might as well post it on here

this is actually the first proper animation ive done :'D like other than this ive animated a ball bouncing but that was more to test the software than anything,, lucky for me i consume animation memes more than i consume water so i know the basics B)

#i need to drink hmm #ok im gonna ramble in the tags about the process because i like rambling #that frame where hes looking down and saying “we're coming” was actually the first frame i did #this was gonna be a stupid meme wtf happened #i can show you the first image it was just joking about how quickly everything had escalated lmao #then i drew that and was like #“woag;;;;; ook so like what if i animated this” #twas GRUELING #it may not have seemed like it bc i didnt mention it when i was wokring on it but i wanted to keep it a surprise lol #anyways im finally free from this stupid animation I CAN DRAW PIN!!! #i ended up redrawing the first frame once or twice because it looked really really bad #then the last ones im still kinda unsatisfied with but i couldnt be arsed to change them #im still unhappy with the way he jolts his head back it feels weird #thing is because of my insistence to keep that one really cool frame in there i had to do it #basically i needed a way to get him from hunched over to back straight looking down with his face hidden at one point #and it ideally had to look very unnatural that was the general goal #but idk i thought that line where Slick called Addon blue bell was really FUCKING COOL #also in a voice message Turnip acknowledged the static #SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR THAT URUAHGH GURAH GH GHH #YES!!! THE STATIC!!!! I DID DO STATICCC!!!!! #also i know thats probably not what Slick possessing Turnon looked like but thats how i visualised it lol #I was binging tawog while watching this B) #OK actual tag time woag #animation #beginner animator #addison oc #turn off the lights arg #not my oc #addisons deltarune #my eyes hurt

[lucydacusgirl]

I know you think your girlfriend hates you in secret, but don’t take it out on me

#I love these sequins but they’re so hard to photograph #like that’s the effect I was going for but it makes the rest of the piece look dull #the figure is inspired by the Mary statue outside the local Catholic Church and also the little guardian angel figurine my granny gave me #when I was a kid #i couldnt be arsed getting the hands better than that #max blansjaar #Anna Madonna #false comforts #embroidery

[moodyjazzyblues]

we didn't know that the sun was collapsing

#mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #art #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #fanart #digital art #kenshi #kenshi takahashi #mk1 kenshi #i literally traced his tattoo from the in game model i cannot be arsed to try and draw that exactly why would i ever do that to myself #anyway i think he looks pretty i have much less to say about this one since i just like doing portraits like this a lot lol theyre fun #anyway does anyone wanna talk abt t4t autistic4autistic johnshi with me or no because #like im gonna do it anyway but like #oh yeah his scars were fun to draw im not sure if theyre as gruesome as i wanted them to be or accurate to how that would look at all #but it was fun so idgaf #mortal kombat kenshi #moodyjazzyblues #i CANNOT be the only mf who forgets to add their art tag to their posts i am writing this in the edit

[the-wandering-blob]

*Proudly holds up drawing like that one scene in The Lion King* THIS IS MY WELCOME HOME OC!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

His name is Andy Anderson. He is an elf and really likes space! He is also Eddie’s best friend ^^

He’s very energetic and rambuncious, but is still really sweet:) In the show, he would teach the kids watching about how space works and how big the universe is! :D A little running joke with him is that he’s pretty scared of Sally because since stars are made of burning gas and are really hot, he always put on a gas mask before interacting with her✨

He’s REALLY scared of Home. Rightfully so in my opinion. Especially after the Homewarming party! It scaring Eddie only lowered his impression of it😤

I’m probably gonna post more information about him once I decide on his quote, house design, bio, ect. 😗

#welcome home #welcome home oc #oc #beginner artist #my art #eddie dear #sally starlet #original character #He gets angry if anyone says the common childhood beleif of the moon being made out of cheese #I had to bust out the glow in the dark space stickers for THIS one💯 #I didn’t wanna shade today #It’s just gotten so hot over here recently so that makes me tired #My fan was blowing paper everywhere😭 #UK weather is arse cheeks #Him and Julie have a sibling relationship #I like to think that Frank sometimes calls him his “best friend in law” #Andy doesn’t like Sally very much #They have a rivalry #I HATE COLOURING SALLY’S SHIRT SO MUCH👹😤😭 #I gave Sally some hair cos when I sketched her bald she looked really weird #too many tags? #I just like to have little conversations with myself in the tags

[dapurinthos]

*head in hands realization*

aw fuck [redacted] is a metaphor for inherited mental illness that no one talks about.

i played myself. i was re-reading an oresteia and realized i fucking played myself. the curse of the pelopidai is inescapable.

anyway.

“Why do you refer to the hypothetical Chosen One as a banana?” “It’s a joke.” “Really?” “Bananas have low genetic diversity. They only grow in one system and the current cultivar is a clone of a clone of a clone. Every banana is the same banana. It’s a monoculture. The Holocron of Prophecy says that the hypothetical Chosen One will have no father, so they’re basically born parthenogenetically, missing half the DNA that usually goes into making up a person.” “Like a banana. You're right, that is funny.” “Oh, good.” I feel an inordinate amount of relief at the confirmation. “They could just be Dathomiri.” “What?” “Dathomiri reproduce through sexual and asexual reproduction.” “What.” That makes sense, actually. It explains how you get Iridonian and Dathomiri Zabraks. Female Dathomiri are definitely not female Zabraks. Is this because of their magic? A result of some sort of Sith alchemy like the way the Dark Jedi were supposed to have created a way for them to interbreed with the indigenous Tsis population? “I’ll comm Jo and tell her you’ve got a new area of research I’m allowing you.” I’m half-way down the corridor before he finishes. “Thank youuuuuuu!”

#the star wars isekai fic #this is my pet dathomiri biology theory because there is something FUNKY going on there #zabtrak subspecies-slash-human/zabrak hybrids my fine anthropological arse they are #so i've made it that the descendants of the dathmiri kingdom are parthenogenic primarily but can interbreed with other '''close''' species #but this wasn't something they figured out until they arrived on dathomir itself (influenced by the planet's strength in the living force) #depending on who the other species is the hybrid dathomiri kid will end up looking like the other parent not the mother #while the parthenogenic ones are basically clones but are not identical to their mothers because again: dathomir #also in this house (fanfic) we use the proper word tsis to refer to the indigenous korriban population #& sith to refer to the syncretism created by the dark jedi hijacking the culture

[yume2kke]

buttole

#*british* oi hes got a wittle buttole roight there btwtixt his hairy arse #bunghole perhaps #devilman #akira fudo #genuinely love this screencap it is so funny to me that he is so hairy it looks like pants #have you seen the official art where he just has a ridiculously furry dink???

[marksman-ofthe-mist]

DNA Dump!

Related to the (thought-to-be) late QWERTY Finger. Said to be his child, of sorts, except that makes no sense. He were nothing more than a file in a computer at the time! Strange as he may be, though, he exists... And is diseased, in some way. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

#making him was a pain in the ARSE i will tell you #DNA Dump! as a song is so like? it's so nonsensical but also not. nonsensical. it's so weird #it makes so much sense to me then i sit down & take a closer look and its like. what the hell did he mean. what is this song jon #but then it's so good. one of their best i think. really close #anywayb #ocs #get to heaven #DNA Dump mode #cosmosdex

[solvicrafts]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

...except I'm getting to this very late and have no idea who has or hasn't done this yet, so consider this a free-for-all for anyone wanting to do this, too!

Last song: Follow Fi (extended) - good background noise when I'm working on my websites :)

Bregan D'aerthe fan-site will be returning soon-ish btw! PROBABLY in April or May but it really depends on how much more our relocation is gonna keep getting pushed back :(

Favourite colour: I am a BIG fan of colors just in general but um...

GREEN. Let's just say 'green' and make this a bit easier.

Last tv show/movie: Oh lord... I really don't watch tv much at all. As in... I've watched 1 show in the last 3 years, which is the Loki series.

Spicy/sweet/savoury: Mostly savory with a bit of spice. I do not usually like mixing sweet and savory. There's an Indian restaurant around here that makes great tikka masala and if I could only eat ONE meal for the rest of my life it would be that.

Last game: Minecraft. I was feeling a bit cynical after corporate put up some more ~woo~ feel-good brainwashing customer service posters so I fought back by putting up signs in my spooky scary underground dungeon saying shit like "positive vibes only" and a few other things that might be too much of a giveaway for where I work so I won't share them (YET!)

Last thing i google "do people seriously believe this crap?" with absolutely no added context because that's the mood I was in

@foxboyclit thank you for tagging me in this, it was fun!

#is this the room of a 5 year old or a 30+ year old with adhd and too much creativity to contain? #actually it has changed a bit since I took that photo given that it's been a year #but overall it's still very similar #the ghost is gone because the string broke and I couldn't be arsed to fix it #so now there's the giant spider web in its place #the flowery table cover was replaced with a lace spider web for Lolthmas and I still haven't changed it back #during covid when I was working in a hippie woo grocery store at the height of it all I got seriously depressed #I couldn't go anywhere the way my hours were #so I turned my room into an enchanted forest and tbh it's really serene. my cat is hopelessly in love with my little red rose pillows. #this is the longest I've left my room looking more or less the same #I get an urge to redecorate every 6 months like clockwork but it's been this way for 4 years now I think #taking everything down when I relocate is gonna suck but my next room/office is gonna be Underdark themed so... WORTH IT #I already have the custom printed mural :'D #the new mural is a lot less cartoonish and a bit more uh... GROWN-UP lol but still very pretty #cw: taxidermy #<- just in case since I have one of my foxes and coywolves in the photo #disclaimer: the pelts in this photo are super old and were not killed by me or for the purpose of taxidermy

[junk-culture]

The Vespers - John Singer Sargent 1909, oil on canvas

#art #john singer sargent #saw this in an art gallery today i think it was the only singer sargent they had #id never seen this one before and tbh idk if ive actually seen many of his if any in the flesh #and i was like hohhh bc while it's not my favorite of his or anything it did have that photographic look to it like a lot #of his scenery #and i was pleased to see it #i can't be arsed to scroll through the tags in case someone else has posted this one so im posting it myself lol.