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canongf · 6 months
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see the problem with halloween with eddie is that because i have braces he will see any sticky candy and go "you poor thing, you can't eat that. i will eat it so it's not around to tempt you." and he does that all night and he makes himself sick
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dredgesnails · 1 month
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had a dream last night that i was on a weird road trip with docm77 and my dog puked in his car
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codenamejudas · 2 months
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●●●○○ | ATTRACTION ●○○○○ | AFFECTION ●●●●○ | INTEREST ●○○○○ | LOYALTY ●○○○○ | TRUST
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luckyfox3000 · 6 months
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Made myself a little midnight snack! (Ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate chips, sprinkles, and a little chocolate syrup)
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nic-ole99 · 8 months
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Planned to go for a walk now I'm on floor Stoned af.
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sleepixgstars · 10 months
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so i saw someone on tiktok keeping track of how many words they were reading when they read fanfics and I was like, oooo that's neat, so I started doing that, and then I did the math and since the beginning of July, I have read roughly 1.5 million words worth of fanfic.
1,500,000+ words. worth of fanfiction.
in 10 days.
I am mentally unwell, is what I'm trying to say.
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salomasretired · 2 years
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i got so scared when i saw the url until i clicked it and realized it was just you 💀
LOL why am i scaring people I just live here.
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tubbytarchia · 2 months
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Missed drawing these two too
Bonuses
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starrystevie · 17 days
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“i must have been real sweet on you,” eddie murmurs as he runs his fingers over his husband’s cheek, sleepy and sated, warm in their bed. 
steve chuckles, twisting his head to catch the tips of eddie’s fingers with a kiss. “why are you talking past tense? you’re not sweet on me now?”
the room is peacefully still. years of baby monitors are long gone only to inevitably give way to their daughter’s teenage years of slamming doors and too loud stereo speakers. but in this moment, with the pale moonlight streaming in through the windows and crickets chirping in the distance, the room is peaceful, thick with love. 
“quit your pouting, ‘course i’m sweet on you now.” eddie wipes away steve’s fake frown with a kiss, turning it into a sticky sweet grin. “it’s just something my mom used to tell me. that freckles are all the places your soulmate in a past life kissed you.”
eddie pushes steve back so he’s laying flat on the mattress and dips his head to press featherlight kisses on the side of his neck. across his shoulders. over his cheeks. his fingertips flutter over the spots afterwards, leaving goosebumps in their wake despite the heat radiating between them. 
“must have loved you a whole lot in our last lives to leave so many on you now,” eddie whispers, pulling back to stroke the back of his hand over steve’s face once more, letting his lips curl up in a dopey half smile that only steve ever gets to see. 
it doesn’t take long for steve to tilt his head up and press kisses of his own where he can; under eddie’s eye, the bottom of his chin, right over his heart. it doesn’t take long for eddie to giggle as his sensitive spots are found and attacked with ticklish kisses and fluttering eyelashes. it doesn’t take long for their legs to tangle together underneath the sheets and their breaths to get caught in their chests and their hearts to start beating a beautiful melody of their own making. 
steve lays a firm kiss to the side of eddie’s chest, over jagged white scarring and half bitten away tattoos. over memories that somehow don’t haunt them as much anymore. 
“what was that one for?” eddie asks, eyes half lidded, the adoration in his voice loud across the quiet room. 
another kiss on another scar. “wanna give you some freckles. for your next life and for this one, too. so you know just how sweet on you I am-” kiss, “ -and was-” kiss, “- and forever will be.”
they won’t know for however many more years if it worked or not. but here in this lifetime, they have all the time in the world to try their damndest to make sure it does. in this lifetime, they don’t have to worry, because they know they’ll  find each other in the next one. 
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geezmarty · 2 months
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we all know that wyllstarion goes crazy as hell but you really have to think about it from Wyll’s perspective. You’re the most fairy tale brained man on earth whose life is a continued sequence of romantic and heroic ideals set up to fail. You want to be a heroic duke and save your city but wind up making a pact with a devil. You want to use that pact for good and are almost (or straight up) tricked into killing an innocent. You go on the most princely quest of all to ask a dragon for his help and we all know how that ends. And then in comes Astarion jangling like the most weaselly evil court advisor, a vampire no less and you’re like actually fuck it this slippery eel is where it’s AT. and this time you actually do get a happy ending with it. it goes crrrrazyyyy
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Long time no see.
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theminecraftbee · 9 months
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see okay. the thing is that doc is in no way the aggressor this go-around. like from day one, it’s been the buttercups antagonizing doc, leading him to strike back. the PROBLEM is that doc overreacts so wildly and threatens such wildly disproportionate retribution that it’s really, really funny to watch him get vinced because he’s trying to play 4D chess and his opponents are busy eating checkers. like it’s really, REALLY funny. like in a karma sense doc deserves none of this but in a COMEDY sense please. please I want to see him have another breakdown over motivational quotes and the stupidity of the average grian. please,
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volos-wish · 2 months
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Old not-vampire man struggles with technology and gets help from his boyfriends fursona
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teslacoils-and-hubris · 8 months
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I just read the phrase phallic penis and I just.... yeah man. Phallic penis. Entrance-like door. Wallish wall. Butt that looked like an ass. Phallic penis.
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andromeddog · 2 months
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checkups
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welpuu · 17 days
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Do you want to get into ALIEN STAGE but don't know how?
Introducing the Intro to ALIEN STAGE Masterdoc! I've compiled the MVs + lore relevant or older official media for you to better understand the story :) (among other things)
please share this around if you need to :)
please note that I did all of this alone so might be a few mistakes in release orders and other things 💀
Please please feel free to suggest things that I can add or fix
I tried to give the feeling I had when I was waiting for each release and lore drop in real time
also there isn't any like purely wholesome or miscellaneous art that doesn't have any lore/tidbits or foreshadowing attached to it because I feel like you can find those on your own after seeing everything else
*aside from actor au because that's its own thing now
comics are a little different but most of them are important so i put most
Edit: I also decided to add the promo images of each round
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