#source: Tumblr

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

Duke: I fucking guess.

#source: tumblr #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: I love murder mysteries.

Kaito, trying to impress Shinichi: I've been a suspect in several murder cases.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: No, no. These are horrors beyond your comprehension. I understand them, though. I desire them carnally.

#source: tumblr #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[fansiesmemes]

Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains

Jack: A ray of hope for Race then

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #david jacobs #davey jacobs #autistic davey jacobs #source: tumblr

[in-correct-trolls]

poppy: i tried to send my stressed out boyfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented he is but my idiot fingers only typed out “youre snart” before hitting send

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls the beat goes on #trolls world tour #trollstopia #trolls band together #poppy #branch #broppy #source: tumblr

[adastra121]

Mhin: Hey, Leander. Leander: Yeah? Mhin: *dabs* Leander: ?! Mhin: No one will ever believe you. Leander: ... Leander: You sick bastard!

#mhin can recite the bee movie by memory #I think they're more of a meme lord than others give them credit for #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved leander #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: tumblr

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: *holding a deck of cards* Pick a card, any card.

Moon: …

Moon: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Eclipse.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #aka my missing 8pm post #from january 22nd

[the-black-bulls]

Nacht: There's a book sitting in front of you. It contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back. Would you open it?

Magna: Hell fucking yeah.

Gordon: Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

Gauche: Read it so you know what order to murder people in.

#black clover #nacht faust #magna swing #gordon agrippa #gauche adlai #black clover incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #nacht #magna #gordon #gauche #the black bulls

[zootopiathingz]

Lute: your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Adam: jokes on him. I’ll ruin his fucking life.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #lute hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #guitarspear #source: tumblr

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Thad: *Sneezes*

V, in the vents: Bless you.

Thad: God?

#source: tumblr #incorrect murder drones #murder drones #incorrect quotes #serial designation v #md thad

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Michael: If black and green means radioactive... black and red mean edgy, and black and blue means futuristic...

Michael: What does black and yellow mean?

Funtime Freddy: According to all known laws of aviation-

Michael:

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Tumblr #Michael Afton #Funtime Freddy #Sister Location #FNaF: Sister Location

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Shiho: And prayers. Holy shit.

#dcmk #magic kaito #shinshi #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: Oh, let me think of a plan! I’m the best at plans.

Frank: No. You’re not.

Julie: Name one bad plan!

Frank: *pulls out the projector* Would you like the list in alphabetical order?

#source: tumblr #Julie Joyful #Frank Frankly #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[selfship-quotes]

Alien F/O: Hello, I come in peace.

S/I: Bro, wtf an alien.

Alien F/O: Yeah, totally.

S/I: Dude, that is awesome. How can I totally be of assistance?

Alien F/O: Take me to your lizards.

S/I: ...

S/I: Do you mean leader?

Alien F/O: *hands S/I a satellite image of a T-Rex* Nah bro, take me to your lizards.

S/I: Bro...... you just...... I'm sorry bro...... you just missed um man...... you just barely missed them.

#source: tumblr #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

At Miss Pauling's birthday party

Sniper: Why was she born so beautiful, why was she born at all? Because she had no say in it, no say in it at all!

Miss Pauling and the other mercs: *confused existential horror*

Sniper: Do you not sing this in other countries?

Engineer: No, we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

#submission #source: sicut-anima #source: tumblr #TF2 Sniper #TF2 Ms Pauling #TF2 Engineer #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #not mine

[graveyardgang]

Logan, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: “I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.”

#source: tumblr #this could truly be any one of them #incorrect sbg #incorrect school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #incorrect quotes