#source: thor ragnarok

[chaoticace2005]

-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

#the image of Alastor chucking husk at Vox won’t leave my mind #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #husk hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #niffty #source: thor ragnarok

[crackishincorrecthp]

Neville, introducing Harry to the DA after going to pick Harry, Hermione & Ron through the portrait: Your savior is here!

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #hermione granger #hermione jean granger #neville longbottom #ron weasley #ronald weasley #ronald bilius weasley #source: thor ragnarok #source character: loki

[wickedcriminal]

Peak sibling behavior

Bonus: armor edition

#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #alphonse elric #edward elric #elric brothers #my art #incorrect fma quotes #source: thor ragnarok

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Vox: Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?

Alastor: It varies from moment to moment.

#alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: thor ragnarok

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Jack: Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days? Polly: It varies from moment to moment.

#old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #jack timothy fields iii #jt fields #jack of the wood #jack #polly barrow #incorrect quotes #source: thor ragnarok

[doththymayo]

Snyder: Jack Kelly, son of Francis Sullivan.

Jack: William Snyder, son of...

Jack: A bitch! You're still alive! I thought you ate shit and died.

#source: thor ragnarok #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies broadway #newsies as incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #uksies #newsies uk #west endsies #newsies west end #livesies #newsies live #jack kelly newsies #jack kelly #jack newsies #snyder the spider

[xihe1874]

[Navy has installed Voice Recognition System in the office] Mav: Looks like fun. Mav, to the system: Maverick here. System: Access denied. Mav: Pete Mitchell, call sign Maverick. System: Access denied. Mav, angrily: Maverick, Navy's best pilot! System: User blocked. Ice: Let me try. Ice, to the system: Hi. System: Welcome, Admiral Kazansky, call sign Iceman, the best pilot in the world. Mav: What the...

#source: thor ragnarok #I have it on good authority that Cyclone designed it #top gun #top gun 1986 #top gun: maverick #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun incorrect quotes

[starlightshadowsworld]

Langris: rolls hie eyes Do you truly think so little of me?

Finral: genuine Langris, I thought the world of you.

Langris: pause

Finral: sad smile I thought we were gonna fight side-by-side forever as the legendary Vaude brothers. But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. I don't know, maybe there's still some good in you. But let's be honest: our paths diverged a long time ago.

Langris: stunned, trying to brush Finral's words off Yeah. It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.

Finral: Isn't that what you always wanted? Claps his shoulder and walks away.

Langris: looks away

#source: thor ragnarok #black clover #langris vaude #finral roulacase #black clover finral #black clover langris

[galaxywrites]

a revived Bi-Han retaining his powers that he had as Noob Saibot, his cryomancy gone. Then someone pisses him off to the point where he is actually actively going to hurt him. But hey, his brother is Grandmaster now, and he can't just kill the guy. So instead, he makes them fall through a shadow portal. (Think Noob Saibots MK11 Brutality where they just keep falling.)

Person in question: I have been falling for 30 minutes!

Bi-Han, sipping his tea: Oh, that's unfortunate. Anyways.

#source: thor ragnarok #bi han #mortal kombat

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Caine: Whenever we get to talking, Bubble, about Ragatha, what do I always say?

Caine: “She is the…” And it starts with a B.

Bubble: Trash.

Caine: ...no, not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn’t start with a B.

#the amazing digital circus #Caine #Bubble #source: thor ragnarok

[incorrecthermitquotes]

While planning to break in somewhere

Scar: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Grian: What?

Scar: "Get Help."

Grian: No.

Scar: C'mon, you love it!

Grian: I hate it.

Scar: It's great! It works every time!

Grian: It's humiliating.

Scar: Do you have a better plan?

Grian: No.

Scar: We're doing it!

Grian: We are not doing "Get Help!"

A Minute Later

Scar, carrying Grian: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! throws Grian at guards, knocking them out

Scar: Ahh, classic!

Grian: *gets up* | still hate it. It's humiliating.

Scar, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

#submission #hermitcraft #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #incorrect quotes #grian #goodtimeswithscar #source: thor ragnarok

[pontmercysamis]

Combeferre: You understand that we’re going to be killed at the barricades

Gavroche: Only if I die

Combeferre: …yes…that’s what being killed means…

#les mis #les miserables #incorrect quotes #source: thor ragnarok #combeferre #gavroche #gavroche thenardier

[hammah-banana]

*Johanna messes up Dream’s plan to get back his helm*

Dream: You’ll pay for this.

Johanna Constantine: No, I got paid for this.

#incorrect quotes #the sandman #the sandman netflix #dream of the endless #lord morpheus #johanna constantine #source: thor ragnarok #thor ragnorak #thor odinson #king valkyrie

[moonah-rose]

Arthur: Why are you wanted in Mexico?

Javier: Well I tried to start a revolution. But I didn't print enough pamphlets, so no one turned up.

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: thor ragnarok #javier escuella #rdr2 #arthur morgan

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Jin Guangyao: You've made a grave mistake, Yiling Laozu Wei Wuxian: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out...

#mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #meng yao #the untamed #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #source: thor ragnarok

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

The Bailiff: You have made a grave mistake, old man! Jack: I make grave mistakes all the time! Everything seems to work out.

#old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #old gods season 4 #ogoa spoilers #jack timothy fields iii #jt fields #jack of the wood #jack #incorrect quotes #source: thor ragnarok