rereading Lady of Shalott and just
I was sooooo correct for making Lucius talk in memes
At that, Lucius makes a noise not unlike metal under duress and mashes his cigarette out on a nearby barrel. “Listen to me, Edward Teach,” he spits, and – oh, Stede’s never heard him so livid. Not even when Izzy had stranded him on the barnacle-scraping swing for an entire day, and told him he could only return to deck once he’d filled a bucket with the little blighters; and no, Pete couldn’t help him figure out alternate uses to which the swing might be put. “That awful, angry, skrunkly little man is in love with you. Ardently. Desperately. Unhealthily.”
Ed glowers at his boots. “Yeah, well, he shouldn’t be. Not after everything I did –“
“I couldn’t agree more! It’s frankly offensive when…” Lucius gestures at himself with the cigarette’s ash-dripping tip. “All of this is right here, ready for action. I would fuck that old man in a heartbeat, if he wasn’t so hung up on you.”
“Hot,” says Pete, running a hand down his husband’s back. Nods from the crew suggest they concur.
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Our Flag Means Death + text posts
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Lucius in his slutty little v neck vibing to Izzy singing. That's it. That's the post.
He's considering it. Change my mind.
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Bro the fucking role reversal of Izzy being the one flirting with Lucius and Lucius being the one to push Izzy away as opposed to season 1
That whole fucking scene of Izzy stepping closer and fucking stealing the cigarette and then going to put it in his mouth?!?! Ohmygod us sprizzy shippers were being fucking fed with episode 5
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still thinking about izzy taking the cigarette out of lucius's mouth, smoking it, and then TRYING TO PUT IT BACK IN LUCIUS'S MOUTH. sir gay sex would be so much easier
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one of my favorite things in fiction will always be characters who are thematic parallels for each other. narrative foils. two sides of the same coin. exact opposite outcomes of the same situation. they look at each other and see their own souls reflected back at them
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Can we just talk about how Izzy doesn't even have to look at Lucius to know it's him?
He recognizes his twatty by the sound of footsteps.
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