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#stop being so dramatic
bowlingwithplanets · 1 year
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I love Blue Lock but now that they are in actual matches with people not in Blue Lock it pisses me off when they steal the ball from their own teammates. Granted not all the time, I enjoy it when Isagi steals from Kaiser. But when they either steal it or attempt to steal it, stopping a goal that would’ve been made if they hadn’t. At that point just let the goal happened and let your team win. The games are televised you’re going to be recognized for what you did even if you don’t score. But you are not going to want to be remembered as the person who lost his team the game because he couldn’t let his teammate score when he had the perfect opening for it.
*sidenote* they also use the word ego to describe everything and it’s getting annoying. There are other descriptive words you can use.
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me after el smacked that bully bitch with a roller skate:
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wenellyb · 2 years
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I love Serena too but you guys do realize that she’s not dying right...??
Enough with the sad edits already!
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baekuras · 2 months
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throwback to that one morning where i caught the tailend of the whole religious 5minutes of the radio where they basically said "It's fine to make mistakes AS LONG AS YOU BEG GOD FOR FORGIVENESS FOR MAKING THEM"
like...bitch what the FUCK kinda stupid ass take is that?
you make mistakes every day. it came free with the being human.
chill
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awondrousway · 11 months
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sigh
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koipepo · 4 months
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That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...
Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)
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iskender-x · 1 year
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i cant believe its 1 am already another day wasted i just ate stuff that made my tummy hurt and watched a lawyer man be silly
i tried to make art but it didnt work because i was doing that thing where i was rushing it and fcked it up even though it was looking promising
these overwhelming and yet, background feelings of doom about wasting away the best years of my life or whatever will never go away, will they
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emry-stars-art · 2 months
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@vivireshar they kiss 🤲
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rosepompadour · 10 months
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GENE TIERNEY in NEVER LET ME GO
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kristoffs-lullaby · 15 days
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some varigos and a whole lotta varians :]
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divorcedfiddleford · 9 months
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and you may say to yourself: "my god! what have i done?" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful wife!" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful house!" and you may ask yourself: "well, how did i get here?"
time isn't holding up, time isn't after us, time is a pony ride! (images described in alt text)
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moderndaypandora · 1 year
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The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?
Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.
(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.
Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?
Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?
Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.
Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?

Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?
Desire: well done!
Death: and for a three-month anniversary?

Dream: give them a key to my flat.
Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)
Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".
(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--
Dream: Hob
Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?
Dream: NO.
Death: oh thank go-
Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.
Death: . . .
Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?
Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?
Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.
Death: fuck
Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.
Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?

Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?

Death: yeah.
Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.
Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]
Johanna, morose: the bastard.
In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)
#dreamling#the sandman#it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior#he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah'#not even as a 'i can make him better'#very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]'#'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him'#everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM#hob: he's my goth sweetheart#dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat#hob: i know :D i love him!#johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane'#and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream'#johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together'#johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream#johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat#hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man#hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands#death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks]#dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks]#dream: we should never not be holding hands#hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again#dream: [mulling] acceptable#death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling
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tomfrogisblue · 6 months
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With the black concrete being removed, N.I.N.H.O being repaired, all of Roier's million photoshop waterframes being put back, Tubbos extensive factories being further expanded, Fit's gym adding a yoga studio, people once again waiting after the gentle thump of a wooden sign to read the words...
It finally kinda feels like we're home.
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arcanescreencaps · 1 year
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 1x08 - "Oil and Water"
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oceanwithouthermoon · 2 months
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sometimes i think about how the people who hate on my takes on here would talk to each other and its always phrased like the twitter fandom drama i see but completely irrational and it makes me giggle
"calling kusuke abusive just because he shot his brother with a lethal weapon, plotted his murder, planned to use their grandparents to assist in hurting/killing him, and tried for years to expose his secret to the entire world against his will and through knowingly hurtful means in order to destroy everything he cared about is so stupid! what a stretch!"
"the saiki k fandom is so damn sensitive. i shoot my brother with massive guns all the time and its not abusive because he just blocks it!" HELPEKSJJSJSKSKKS
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fuck-hamas-go-israel · 6 months
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People aren’t even trying to hide their antisemitism anymore. In a video (that has literally nothing to do with the war, mind you) celebrating this actor who happens to be Jewish, this is alarmingly the type of people you can find in the comments.
What’s even worse is that replies to their comments explaining that the necklace is a symbol of his religion were responded with “well it’s just my personal opinion”. Your personal opinion is being antisemitic?
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