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Worry
Batman: I should not worry. I should not think about troubles. I've worried too much already. But, why isn't Robin back yet?
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"Bubble"
Super Dictionary (1979)
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Excerpts from Dorian Gray's Super Dictionary:
"That painting is beautiful, Basil. That painting is nice to look at. You're very talented. You're very good at doing something."
"I owe it to my model. That's the person who stands still so I can paint a picture of him. He has inspired. me. He has given me so many ideas."
"You must have desires, Dorian. You must have things that you want strongly. You should give in to those desires. You should do whatever you want! Especially while you are young. Especially when you are not old. Youth! There is nothing like it! There is nothing like being a young person!"
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Honestly, peak tumblr that @staff isn't even boopable. You can't boop @staff. @staff have not enabled themselves to be booped. There can be no booping of @staff.
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I'm not gay but we are in the Jurassic...
Just kidding! Ha ha!
Unless...
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"Sakura had never felt so validated in her love until she met a man made better by her burning."
The Void Between Fireflies by @renaerys
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my favorite living dictionary and my favorite totally normal human girl
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Honestly I don't really like the Lolth's Embrace marking stuff the visual dictionary uses as-is
because it puts everything in an awkward spot of "why would a drow subspecies explicitly adapted for life in the Underdark have incredibly obvious glowy markings" + if it's an explicit sign of lolth's favor a lot of the frantic balancing act that keeps a lot of lolthcult drow cities on edge is totally lost; imo it should be an all or nothing thing, either everyone has it or nobody does and it remains the same as always, otherwise there's also the REALLY AWKWARD IMPLICATION of "oh so if these characters have lolth's embrace they are badguys yes?"
HOWEVER i do like the idea of like, people assigning various cultural meanings to it based on their beliefs, but it's like, markings that are 1) only visible under infravision and are natural adaptations that mimic other Underdark predators as a false flag of "DON'T EAT ME/DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'M DANGEROUS/I TASTE BAD" or 2) are markings that don't glow but do get more pronounced when exposed to magic and ambient faezress, kind of like magically induced Blaschko's lines, because the Underdark has a fuck ton of ambient faezress and drow tend to build their cities near to highly concentrated pockets.
Drow fighters who spend a lot of time on the surface tend to have them fade because they're not ambiently exposed to faezress anymore; priests/priestesses and other types of magic user don't tend to fade because they're still actively using enough magic that it brings the markings out, which reinforces culturally-instilled paranoia of "is this...a Lolth thing???", especially since wizards have the lolth tests and priestesses obviously have all the [gestures] baggage
tl;dr i don't like the idea of "lolth's embrace" being actually real, but i do like it just being a totally neutral thing everyone has because It Came Free With Your Underdark Adaptations and people have changed or levered the meaning as they see fit/out of superstition or paranoia to slot into existing religious beliefs.
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Baby wake up, new Childe's boss fight theme lyrics translation dropped.
I'll copy it here but do click the link too, there's Interpretation!
RAPTURE OF CHAOS:
divita clara (x3)
Illustrious divinities, (x3)
2. voto liti duramen
Ice devoted to strife,
3. viros vincam vorato
Devoured, I shall conquer [all] men!
4. diri ita vota
Such [are my] ill-omened vows.
WRATH OF MONOCEROS CAELI:
5. lux catius gravi iri
The more discerning gaze is to be steered with grave [attention].
6. mutatis pius mari
Fatefully, you are [all] moved by the sea.
7. tuta pectus malis
[My] soul [is] gazed upon by evils.
8. muta deus malis
God, remove [me] from evils!
9. cavis vincam (x3)
I shall conquer through the Abyss (x3)
10. (potis cavis) (x3)
(You become the master of the Abyss) (x3)
11. (densa pia) (softly, multiple times)
(Crush [the] devout [ones])
13. (cavus vincit) (x3)
(The Abyss conquers!) (x3)
14. (cavus vincito)
(The Abyss shall conquer!)
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Forty - When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. he took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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"Beet"
Super Dictionary (1979)
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My hands hurt. I highly encourage you to open these in a new tab to read fully
Shoutout to @xambler2 for the joke on the left in the top image. I cracked up so hard and just had to make it into a tiny comic
Also some bonus images from the initial AU notes page i mentioned a while back. I don’t think I’ll ever post it, because I’m not proud of what i wrote, but I figured it would be a shame to let the art go completely to waste:
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Weirdest thing about my rise to fame (/j) is easily the fact that my URL is so unmarketable ??
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Words that I looked up in the dictionary as a tween, and the technically true but deeply unhelpful definitions that I found
Orgy - “An event where people frolic in the way of the Ancient Greeks”
Fetish - “A figure or other item that is the object of religious worship”
Faggot - “The frayed end of a rope” (I was extremely confused as to why people in my YouTube comments thought this was an insult)
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'tis her!!
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