Variant cover for Batman/Superman: World's Finest #19 by Alexander Lozano
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It me again, the weirdo who suggested superbatjokes
Consider: their dynamic is more or less two brightly colored birds posing for the affections of One Very Tired Monochrome Bat
Them fr.
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Just thought of a SuperBatJokes thing based off that song Crazy Possessive where Supes is seen hanging around Bats more and Joker gets jealous and he and Supes get their own P.O.V's with the lyrics when Joker confronted Supes with some sort of kryptonite weapon he stole from Lex Luthor
Joker: I think I'm crazy
I think I'm going out of my mind
You call me crazy
I thought I saw you touching my guy
Are you crazy?
Maybe I should take you outside
And show you crazy
Ohhh I got your crazy
Supes: A little hazy
Maybe I'm just losing my mind
I think you're shady
I know that you've been calling my guy
Are you crazy?
Now I'm gonna take you outside
And show you crazy
Ohhh I got your crazy
And both of them fighting is just: CALL MY MAN AGAIN AND IMA FUCK YOU UP AND IMA FUCK YOU UP AND IMA FUCK YOU UP ! TOUCH MY MAN AGAIN AND IMA FUCK YOU UP AND IMA FUCK YOU UP !
And Bats is just watching from the sidelines with Damian because this shit is kind of entertaining and Damian calls Dick, Tim, Duke and Cass up to watch, and Tim is taking a video for Alfred and it's just a messy and eventually eyes fall on Bruce cuz he has two very different types of men fighting over him like it's some sort of CW high school drama show and All Bruce can do is go like-
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I know I should go back to work or, at least, finish the inktober but... here some dumb superbatjokes doodles for you people :P
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When you bout to have a good ass 3some
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When is someone gonna write a Superbatjokes fanfiction? I NEEEEEEEEEED JOKER DOUBLE PENETRATION DAMMIT!
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I know you said you're not really a super bat fan, but consider: polyam superbatjokes
"this is my lover boy, Bats, and this is Batsy's boyfriend, Supes!"
I don't think Joker would mind having two handsome super buff boyfriends but on the other hand Clark would rather swallow kyrptonite than be in a polycule with Joker and then Bruce is just there like "wow, these two very hot people love me :))"
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Life’s A Beach
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by Lonewritersclub
It's a hot day in Gotham. Joker wants to go to the beach. Clark and Bruce oblige. Nygma doesn't know how to sail and crashes his and Ivy's stolen submarine and become stranded on the shore. Ivy is not pleased. Nygma feels jealous. Joker keeps laughing.
It's a hot day.
Words: 3608, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Batman, Superman, Clark Kent, Joker (DCU), Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley, Edward Nygma, The Riddler
Relationships: Batman/Joker (DCU), Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU)/Clark Kent, superman/joker, Superman/Joker/Batman, Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne, Joker/Edward Nygma (mentioned)
Additional Tags: superbatjokes, Fluff, beach, Yellow Submarine, heheh, Suncream times and stuff
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