Rayla: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Runaan: Those are bones, Rayla.
Rayla: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
172 notes
·
View notes
Rayllum incorrect quotes that are actually very correct part 6
Callum, sweating: Rayla, there’s something I need to ask you-
Rayla: Finally! You’re proposing!
Callum: How’d you know?
Rayla: Callum, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Rayla: I even picked it up once.
156 notes
·
View notes
Rayla: I'm having problems with a boy
Runaan: Like "I don't know the correct formula to dissolve his body" problems or "I like him" problems?
Rayla: "I like him" problems
Runaan: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one
337 notes
·
View notes
Soren: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Corvus: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Soren: Yeah, they're all birds.
109 notes
·
View notes
*At the police station*
Ethari: I’m here for my husband.
Desk sergeant: Who’s your husband?
Ethari: You must be new here.
121 notes
·
View notes
rayla, staring out of a window:
callum, internally: she's so beautiful and thoughtful. I wonder what brilliant ideas she's pondering today
rayla, internally: wens-day?... whens-day?... weds-ne-day??...
115 notes
·
View notes
Amaya: "If I had a crossbow with 2 bolts and I was in a room with Aaravos, Viren and Karim I´d shoot Karim twice"
36 notes
·
View notes
Rayla, after cutting Claudia’s leg off: Oh by the way, Soren says hi.
Claudia: WTF 🤬
Rayla: Bye ✌️
105 notes
·
View notes
callum: GUESS who opeli got arrested while you were gone >:|
ezran: i left you for two weeks and you got arrested??!!??! how did you even do that ??!?
114 notes
·
View notes
Ezran: Stressed.
Rayla: Depressed.
Callum: Possessed.
Claudia: Obsessed.
Terry: Impressed.
Soren: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Soren: I just wanted to join in.
245 notes
·
View notes
*after discussing a plan*
Rayla: Does anyone have any questions?
Callum: Is this legal?
Rayla: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
126 notes
·
View notes
I have a headcanon that Rayla doesn't like wearing dresses, but not because she doesn't like how they look on her. She refuses to wear dresses because it'll be a hindrance in the event that there's an ambush at a formal gathering.
So I imagine when Callum and Rayla are getting ready for Janai and Amaya's wedding, it goes something like this.
Rayla: are you crazy? I'm not wearing a dress.
Callum: I'm sure it will look lovely on you, but if you'd rather wear pants and a button up--
Rayla: what? It's not about whether it looks nice on me, the problem is I'll be tripping over myself in a long dress like that if we get attacked.
Callum: why would we get attacked at a wedding?
Rayla: first of all, Claudia is still out there somewhere.
Callum: Rayla, it's okay. We're safe here.
Rayla: second of all, humans throw flowers at each other at weddings.
Callum: I don't think you know what the purpose of the bouquet toss is.
Rayla: see, there's even a name for your vicious battle tactic.
Callum: Rayla, no.
180 notes
·
View notes
Rayla, coming in late for her training session: Sorry I'm late Runaan, I was doing stuff.
Callum, stumbling out from behind a tree dishevelled and scowling: Don't objectify me.
262 notes
·
View notes
viren season 1 vs Viren s5
26 notes
·
View notes