#incorrect tdp

[ask-runaan-anything]

Ethari, hugging Runaan: Is this your knife? Or are you happy to see me?

Runaan: Both.

Ethari: Wait what?

Runaan: ...What?

Ethari: Wait, how many knives do you have on you?

Runaan:

Runaan, seductively: Do you want to count?

#incorrect tdp #incorrect ruthari #runaan #ethari #source: tumblr

[ask-ethari-anything]

[texting]

Runaan: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Ethari: We got spring water.

Runaan: NO.

Rayla: With EXTRA minerals.

Ethari: It's like licking a stalagmite.

Runaan: DON'T COME HOME.

Rayla: Mmm cave water.

#incorrect tdp #incorrect moonfam #runaan #ethari #rayla #source: tumblr

[0multifandomweirdo0]

Soren; So, any news?

Doctor; Not yet. We're waiting for your x-ray

Soren; I've never dated anyone named Ray

Doctor;

Soren;

Doctor; We need brain scan as well

#he's so silly #the dragon prince #tdp #the dragon prince mystery of aaravos #tdp mystery of aaravos #tdp soren #soren #the dragon prince soren #incorrect quotes #incorrect the dragon prince #incorrect tdp #incorrect tdp quotes #incorrect soren

[vorpalmuchness]

Viren: This is where I fell to my death

Terry: Cowa-bummer!

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[beautifulterriblequeen]

Sir Sparklepuff: BLOOD OF CHIIILD!!

Amaya, signing: S-butterfly, you know it doesn't help to yell

Sir Sparklepuff, quieter: blood of chiiild

#incorrect tdp #amaya #sir sparklepuff #source: original #tdp spoilers #the dragon prince

[doctorcrowley]

Basically episode 9 of s4

Rex igneous: *screams*

Zubeia: *screams louder to show dominance*

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[thesparringpanther]

Callum, Ezran, and Soren: *screaming*

Rayla, running into the room: What's wrong, Ezran?!

Callum: Why are you only asking Ezran? We're all screaming!

Rayla: Because Ezran doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

Ezran: Swearing is now illegal in this castle.

Soren: heck

Ezran: you’re on thin fucking ice

Ezran:

Ezran: oh no

#the shenanigans of a child king #we forget that they are children and children are dumb #this rule probably lasted like a day before this happened #incorrect quotes #incorrect tdp #tdp #the dragon prince #soren #soren tdp #ezran #ezran tdp #the dragon prince season four #absolutely sure ezran swears all the time

[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Callum: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Claudia: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Soren: Does it have to be a live person?

Callum: Seriously?

Rayla: No, he's right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Callum: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Claudia: I can get a body in four minutes.

Callum: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.

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[astbestos]

Callum: Did I tell you what Rayla did the other day?

Claudia: Not that I really care, but did you know you’re always talking about Rayla?

Callum: Am I? Well, all you ever talk about is Terry, so I guess we’re even.

Claudia: …Do I really?

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[hammah-banana]

Some monster: *attacking Egg company*

Rayla: Not on your life. *slish-slashes it into oblivion while doing crazy backflips*

Callum: You know, I hope you don’t expect the rest of us to do that.

#incorrect quotes #tdp #tdp incorrect quotes #incorrect tdp #the dragon prince #rayla #tdp callum #tdp ezran #source: httyd #tuffnut #throk

[ask-runaan-anything]

Ethari: You know Archaic Draconic?

Runaan: I got bored with Ancient Draconic.

Ethari: You know Ancient Draconic??

Runaan: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Ethari: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Runaan: You don't know everything about me, Craftsman. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

#incorrect tdp #incorrect ruthari #runaan #ethari #source: tumblr

[ask-ethari-anything]

Ethari: I don’t know how you do that.

Runaan: Do what?

Ethari: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to wet himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Runaan: That’s because you look and sound like the elven personification of a warm hug.

Ethari: Aww. Thank you.

#incorrect ruthari #incorrect tdp #runaan #ethari #source: tumblr

[star-touch-astrella]

Rayla: the good thing about having an assassin dad is that you learn how to be stealthy from a young age.

Rayla: the bad thing, is that he's the one who thought you, so you don't get to use it as a normal teenager.

Ethari: *Snort*

(@ask-runaan-anything and @ask-ethari-anything)

#Tdp #Incorrect quotes #incorrect tdp #assassin dad #moon dad #Ethari #Runnan #Ruthari #Rayla #moon fam #Moonshadow elves #Rayla conplains #Donate for Rayla to have a normal childhood #sourse: original #incorrect moon fam

[ruthari-preacher]

Rayla: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.  Runaan: Those are bones, Rayla.  Rayla: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

#tdp #tdp incorrect quotes #the dragon prince #rayla #rayla the dragon prince #tdp rayla #runaan #tdp runaan #the dragon prince rayla #tdp memes

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Ziard: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Viren: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Claudia: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Callum: cocks gun Magic missile.

Aaravos: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

#incorrect tdp #dark magic shenanigans #ziard #viren #claudia #callum #aaravos #source: tumblr