#that’ll help..right?

[bonesofhoney]

.-.

#I’m having a ruff lil day 😣🐶 #I hurt my back this morning #my work besties are leaving me… #so I lowkey wanna put my lush in 😅 #since I have it in my bag #that’ll help..right? #hahahah #my coworker gave me some meds to help #and now I’m just loopy

[chrollohearttags]

the way I know ace or sanji would cure your sadness with the sweetest gestures and best dick known to man. Running you a warm bath or shower and washing you because he loves taking care of his baby (only after feeding you the most delicious meal bc duh)! Talking to you all loving and constantly asking if you’re okay. Calling you pet names and when he finally gets you in bed, he’s massages your back with that oil that makes your skin look so good, gives you the most gentle kisses down your spine until he finally whispers in your ear and asks, “can I put it in, baby? Can I make my angel feel better?” Next thing you know, you’re clawing at the sheets as he fucks you in prone bone and pounds every thought, negative or otherwise out of your head. “I know, I know, mama…just breathe for me.” Talking you through your impending orgasm until you’re sobbing with his hands pinning your wrists down. Instructing you to turn around so he can kiss you gently.. “…there we go, pretty girl. Those are the only tears I wanna see on that face..let it all go for me..”

#one piece x black!reader #god help me </3 #it’s the only thing that’ll fix me right now! #I love forcing y’all to read my stupid inner thoughts #black leg sanji #ace x black reader #portgas d ace #portgas ace x reader #portgas ace x you #sanji #sanji x black reader #one piece headcanons #one piece smut #black fem reader #black reader #one piece drabble #smut drabble #portgas ace smut #sanji smut #one piece sanji #mini headcanon #rambling..💭

[prettylittleheartfilia]

someone please get damian out of his parents’ grasp.

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HER

now im worried about yor

but also not because loid said he’d keep an eye on her so if melinda tries to harm her then maybe twiyor scene??? *hint hint* *wink wink*

(yes, normally yor would be perfectly capable of protecting herself, but she’s not the greatest at reading cues so she might not even realize she’s in danger with melinda until it’s too late)

but i’m mostly worried about damian SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS BOY A HUG

now that anya is aware that melinda is not a good mama i wonder what she’s going to do about yor and melinda’s friendship. and, also, what she’s going to do to try and help damian.

he deserves the best parents and the best environment to grow up in. every kid does. so it makes me really sad that neither of his parents care about him. i’m glad he lives in the dorms where he at least has his friends, mr. henderson and mr. green

#spy x family #spy x family spoilers #spy x family manga #yor forger #anya forger #damian desmond #melinda desmond #random rambles #on another note #very happy to see loid sprinted back home to help anya #still need to see him cry though #hopefully that’ll happen next chapter with their reunion #wait now i’m scared bc what if next chapter they just jump back to the stella ceremony and we don’t see them reuniting at all #i’d be so disappointed #i’m dealing with a lot of emotions right now

[cardboard-queen]

Fuck goodreads, I get all my book recommendations from the hot queer people I’m trying to sleep with.

#soph rambles #books #lgbtq #I am absolutely one of those bitches that’ll go read a book just ‘cause someone pretty said it was good #like cmon #I think getting into media someone likes is a good way to get to know them better!! #plus I genuinely am bad at choosing books by myself so it helps me find new authors #the fact I wanna impress them a lil ‘cause they’re cute is totally irrelevant right #…right?

[h-harleybaby]

Ok wait hear me out…. a situationship but both are pining for the other and ft almost everyday and think about kissing n stuff and and and and and and they’re both kinda girls but not really

#gender fluid x demigirl??? I THINK SO #we all know who this is about #ITS NOTHING NEW COME ON PEOPLE #I dunno is it a situationship? #maybe perhaps kinda #fuck labels people #well for now I mean I kinda like that label I just can’t do long distance rn #don’t think that’ll change for a hot sec ok #love her tho #completely adore her #wanna kiss em right on the mouth #with tongue #wanna learn how to kiss either for her or with her I’m not sure yet #my husband :)) #h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth

[victimized-martyr]

Are you optimistic about season 26?

erm um… no?? 🥲

Season 25 and Streaming Wars had their moments, but overall the delivery of ideas felt lackluster. Much like the last 2 years, I expect a running theme. Essentially, the season won’t really be a season per se, but acts as narrative buildup interspersed with side episodes—though they will loosely connect to the season—leading up to the 2 specials airing later this year. It’s a solid game plan on paper, but s25/SW was super dodgy. I feel the saving grace was Tolkien’s renaming, and Cartman’s whole hot dog arc thing that just got set up. I know Randy was given competition (finally! the little resistance and pushback to his hijinks has done serious damage to his character) but really the biggest takeaway I’ve seen from fans/merch is stuff from Cartman’s arc. (cartitties).

However, I feel Matt and Trey have been revitalized by the concert, Casa Bonita’s opening, and their deepfake deal. It’s a double edged sword though, because now Mattrey are juggling the opening of a restaurant, production for the video game, their deepfake studio… I’m worried their attention will be divided and affect the quality of the story this season.

TLDR: Very mixed feelings, though not quite approaching cautiously optimistic… I expect the fresher ideas (HotDog) to get sidelined and Randy will remain in focus.

#south park #I’ve no doubt ​Trey will apply his patented Two Sides: Rivalry setup between Steve and Randy #and their rivalry will take up like. 60% of the plot #and Trey can be a lil shit so i’m ready for when he’ll be like ‘yeah it’s the randy show again deal with it fuckheads🤪’ #meanwhile the more interesting arc is sitting. right. there. in the bg #a buddy and I were realizing Cartman has been taking a turn these past few years and the hotdog is the culmination of that #his motivations are transparent to those closest to him (butters+ liane in s25) and he’s frustrated by his #inability to adapt #Liane’s putting her foot down so that will be VERY interesting to see how the Cartman family dynamic will evolve #and we expect the boys to start closing off Cartman for taking advantage of their kindness #idk. he’s losing his grip on liane and he needs to lose his grip on his friends. I think we’re gonna start to see the latter #I think?? Trey is taking him.. well not towards redemption but… somewhere??? #and I do wanna see stan and tolkien hang out more and maybe that’ll cement the changes in the group dynamic #or maybe it’ll only affect the bus stop openings lol idk #I do feel their friendship is delicate rn and Help My Teen was a step but there’s more re-bonding left to do #and the physical separation of them all is gonna make that a bit more difficult #it’d be nice to see a growing dynamic between Kyle and Kenny. we have! no episodes centered on their dynamic!! #they give me the impression of ‘oh we’re good buddies but only hang with a group and never outside of it’ #they’re the weakest relationship of the 4 for sure and these circumstances can remedy that! #…. watch trey do absolutely nothing with kyle and kenny except have them be reactionary :’) #asks

[clingylilhoneybee]

Havin a day

#still in a funky headspace from last night #been stuffed up all day #now a tummy ache #and I’m trying SO hard not to read into messages #but anytime I have hesistance in something it feels like they shut down #also trying real hard not to overthink shit #but I have been feeling so undesirable #and my sex drive has taken a dip from it #and anytime it’s up I feel like they’re just not into reciprocating #but express it in an almost dismissive way? instead of direct #but I think I also just need to temper my expectations #because we’re not together #and I don’t know when that’ll be something that actually happens #and that’s a hard pill to swallow #cause I want nothing more than to call them mine #but I’m trying to be considerate of how I’ve affected the trajectory of things #and now I have to have the patience to accept where they’re at with things and not push anything #but fuck I’m in such a bad mood right now and nothings helping it :/

[dreamingaboutlove]

Ive always been so careful of what I post on social media because I’m scared of what people think - but honestly, I just want to start posting what I want and stop worrying about others opinions of me

#even on here i feel like i make a post and then delete it right away #I’m gonna stop doing that #i feel like that’ll help me gain more confidence in myself too #mine

[yourbestgal]

it’s crazy that i just won’t know peace until after i get back from my florida trip (provided the flying metal nightmare tube doesn’t kill me in a spectacularly horrific crash) when i get back i’m looking my family square in their eyes and telling them that’s the last fucking time i ever put myself through this. and then i’m not leaving my apartment for at least a week.

#i have a xanax script for the plane rides and i’m not letting myself fill it yet cuz i don’t trust myself with xanax right now #but that’ll help a bit i guess

[angel-sausage]

Newt ^-^

This kinda doesn’t look like him, but I am finding it absolutely impossible to draw a version of him that I’m happy with

#also this is the book version #I think it’s the hair that keeps screwing me over #I have so many other drawings of this man that just Don’t Look Right #y’know? #the maze runner #the maze runner newt #tmr newt #idk tags lmao #posts #my art :D #I think I need to look at tbs for reference as well #maybe that’ll help #combine both book and movie

[football-sucks]

I think we need to go on a team building ski trip next

#that’ll help right 🤩 #broken legs for everyone

[palms-upturned]

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#meg talks #frustrated today bc i have so much stuff to do but. im burnt out and disorganized #so i can’t get started on anything. sigh #my ideal to do list to finish today before the weekend is over and i have to squeeze chores between shifts: #wash the dishes #fold the clean laundry and wash the bedding #get a load of groceries ordered (and put away whenever it arrives) #bring the trash out to the bins… preferably all in one trip but sigh. maybe not #general housecleaning like the countertops and floors and such #change the litter ofc #try and get on top of making appointments for my yearly checkup and touching base w my fibro specialist #since apparently they didn’t respond to the pharmacy’s refill request for my meds 😒 #and ideally do some cooking but. that’ll probably just have to wait until later in the week. sigh #oh and i’ll have to clean out the fridge. right. #god i just don’t even know where to start but at least writing everything down helps a little. go figure #anyway it’s frustrating to recognize that ur burnt out and need a vacation or like. idk some help #but u have to plan the vacation loooooong out in advance #and also ur broke so who tf is gonna take the time to help u manage ur household #idk. just extra disheartening that im having a day like this on new years i guess. would like for this year to be a little easier. please.

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

Does it count as kicking a man down if you immediately knew who Mr 2 teeth was 🥸🥸🥸

it’s not his fault he only has two teeth !!!!!

#he is very gorgeous to me !!!! #ok fr tho he’s had braces for ages and they’ve done……. nothing #bc unfortunately bezzpez is right and he really does have two teeth #but he’s grown now his adult teeth are done and he’s not getting anymore like the braces aren’t helping at this point #is he only doing it bc they have that weird dentist sponsor #or does he really think the braces are going to help his no teeth problem 🥀 #bc baby the only thing that’ll help now is dental implants #he is very adorable with he lack of teeth it’s endearing in a way 🌝 #anyways for some1 who says they don’t like mr. 2 teeth u sure do bring him up a lot 🧐 #ask #bezzpez #<3333333

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

sorry, can’t work today, a fic I’m reading just had a cliffhanger and I can’t think about anything else until it updates

#bad adult #fanfic #if I keep refreshing my inbox that’ll help #right?

[nervousyoungtwinfantasydog]

hello nasty, where you been?

#vent #first week of classes in the books !! #very proud of myself #im rly motivated #don’t know how long that’ll last #i think i’m in a mixed episode rn #lmao #oh well #the bouts of hypomanic help me accomplish things #as long as i can keep the timing right #all should be well #actually bipolar

[oatmilkandvellichor]

i have lived in my own home for 5 years. 500-750sqft, multiple rooms. all my shit and my responsibility, at the very least to some significant degree when living with roommates and partners.

i’ve already got rid of like 75% of the shit i own if i’m being conservative. i am moving into a bedroom that is 63sqft. there is only 30sqft with my bed in the room. the rest the the home is furnished and well stocked. as a result i’m bringing in a lot to a tiny room with the understanding that i’ll have to do my last bisl stretch of downsizing during this moving process.

my parents are completely crazed by the idea that i might bring more than a suitcase and a box or two. i cannot stress enough how completely fine and normal they will be about the amount of stuff once it is unpacked and organized. they have a habit of not being able to process how much is contained in a box and how much can be sorted reasonably into a room from a box. it has nothing to do with reality it is a skill issue.

so you can imagine the very specific shit show i am preparing for. fiancé is already prepped on the necessary white lies to continue to placate them with so that they do not blow a gasket over a completely acceptable volume of material possessions.

#1.5 to 2 boxes are basically just decor that got taken down from our old apartment #some of it is fiancés and will not stay with me and the rest will genuinely just get pinned on a wall #MOST of it is books. i have one bookshelf and books are great about being stacked and shoved in as many small places as necessary #i come from a family of ravenous readers so books will not concern them my dad has told me 4 times in 24 hours that i should be reading more #rn to help me decompress. this is not an issue. #the biggest tote is just blankets #half of them will go in the blanket trunk in the living room and the rest will stay with me. taking up very minimal space mostly on my bed #one box is a memory box that just needs to be put in the closet as is #another box is the entirety of my craft supplies sans my sewing machine. also being stored as is. #there’s a newsprint pad that’s like an inch thick that’ll go between my nightstand and the wall lol #one bin is just shoes. once those get stores right they take up way less space #there’s some nick nacks and sentimental items that will get placed around the room or put in a crate in my closet #again the closet is massive this is not an issue yet #and the rest of the stuff that needs to come in are my stuffed animals #now to be fair i have like 6 garbage bags full of massive stuffed animals #BUT it’s 90% squishmallows #so we’re going to pick an appropriate amount to stay on the bed #an appropriate amount to go in this toy net thing that hangs a few inches over my head in a corner #and the rest will get fucking vacuum packed flat and put on the shelf at the top of my closet #that way i can rotate them out every few months #like volume wise it’s not a minuscule amount of shit #but also like… it’s not actually that much shit #and 95% of it has a clear and orderly place out of the way #but all my parents will see is my hatchback crammed full of junk and they’ll have an aneurism