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ask-the-royal-absol · 2 months
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(@ask-the-shiny-pokemons) As Rimi approaches Destino, she is surprised that they look like the same Destino as she remember.
"Oh, look who's here. The PillowStino! I thought you were gloom and sad when I've visited ya before, but look at you, ya lively as always. Anyway, what is this a pillow you're carryin' with the photo of you?"
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Destino: Maybe not of me. That’d be weird. Or would it be? Everyone needs me in their lives so perhaps getting a body pillow of me would satisfy the need to have me around. It’d probably be so much better than that pathetic girlfriend you have with you. At least the body pillow wouldn’t be a useless add on to make you feel a little better. It really is the best item I have. Doesn’t even interrupt me when I’m speaking. You truly are the best, body pillow Destino.
*Destino, putting on a voice to give their pillow a voice, speaks.*
Body pillow Destino: No, you are the best.
Destino: Oh you. See, it really is the greatest. And doom and gloom? Me? Of course not. Why would I ever be sad about anything? In fact, I’m probably feeling like my best self. Especially because I’m at an event like this. So many Pokémon to target. Truly a beautiful sight. Well, I need to be off. I’ve got to get changed. Unlike you, I actually prefer to get changed at the event as to not ruin my outfit. You realise how much filth you can get on you when you wear your bed clothes outside? Then again, this is you we’re talking about. I wouldn’t be surprised if you like sleeping in dirt and filth.
*You can’t help but notice the body pillow giving off weird vibes. However, you assume it’s not anything to worry about.*
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typicalopposite · 1 year
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…. The Zachinator
That’s it. That’s the post.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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theprestigegirly · 9 months
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luis is my little video game science man i love him he is so scientist coded what a cutie
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thesteamhunk · 4 months
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Self portrait:]
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saetoru · 2 years
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appearance matchup for @nanamimizz
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XIAO + MADARA
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maeo-png · 1 year
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i got the julian treatment at the hairdressers today
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toffoliravioli · 2 years
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I’m wearing my dougie jersey yall he scored that for me 🥹🥹😭😭
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koobiie · 1 month
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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butchfalin · 7 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Expertise can't help you here.
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barkeroodle · 2 months
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… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out
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pigswithwings · 7 months
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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professor-pants · 10 months
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Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive
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ft-rj · 3 months
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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etherealspacejelly · 6 months
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sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.
i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.
so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.
today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.
and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.
so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.
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baddywronglegs · 4 months
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