#that's why i'm here

[awordwasthebeginning]

genuinely wondering what i have to do in order to be taken seriously at my job. Breast reduction surgery? Ageing and greying? Never smiling anymore? Dressing like Business Barbie? Jesus Christ, just ask me beforehand if I have any experience with this and then believe me when I say I do

#it's so frustrating #i may be the youngest but i'm the goddamn EXPERT on this #that's why i'm here #communication here sucks ass tbh #loquor #/rant

[ratwithbenefits]

#inazuma 11 #inazuma eleven #ina11 #inazuma eleven memes #kidou yuuto #jude sharp #ray dark #kageyama reiji #sakuma jirou #my father don't hug me too #that's why i'm here

[magnoliasandarson]

every time someone comments that i've made them sad, i level up.

#it brings me great joy #angst #shitpost #cry #do it #it makes me stronger #that's why i'm here

[officersnickers]

Belphegor: making the first moves.

Dante: back in the picture.

Imuri: expressing negative feelings towards her target for once.

Me:

#Snickers babbles #hell yeah there's so much going on and I can't wait for it #it hurts to see Imuri like this but still #that's why I'm here #also Dante ~ #if he and lil Priest don't talk things out then I'm dissapointed #just me and my little freaky manga #Make the Exorcist fall in Love

[schumigrace]

god I LOVE battles for 1st I love flustered drivers i love close racing

#who gives a fuck who wins when theyre fightingggggg #that's why I'm here

[guestuser2023]

Just a bunch of HFY stories that I like and can't save anywhere else

We knew them

Inspired by We knew them - Remembrance Day

That nightmare sound

Is that thing even worth repairing?

They made a weapon out of what?

The best of us

Just one ship

#guestuser2023mystuff #HFY #there probably will be more like this #my reddit saves is full of bs #that's why i'm here

[thebonesofhoudini]

I'm too weird for the modern internet. That's why I post here on Tumblr with all of you.

#too weird to live too rare to die #tumblr #that's why i'm here #millenials #millenial #xennial #xennials #midlife crisis #social media #the internet

[goatmilksoda]

fx is out here producing banger after banger tv. One of the only channels still putting their whole pussy into funding and distributing consistently top-tier network television. Huge shoutout to all the showrunners, writers, and directors that make amazing beautiful visions to air on this network.

It's kind of a shame the only time they seem to air their own programs is between 11pm and 3am though.

#goat talk #thank god for Hulu or I'd never see anything they make #it would just be marvel movies and stuff #which don't get me wrong #I enjoy #but it's like I could watch that on a number of other networks #why would I choose FX? if Freeform and Disney and like 4 other channels are airing the same movies? #when you have Wilfred and The Bear and IASIP and WWDITS and Atlanta and Fargo and AHS #that's why I'm here

[historias-multorum]

If Kishimoto weren't such a weak and pathetic coward, he would let Tsunade adopt children if she wasn't about that childbirth life. Like if ppl like Zabuza and Orochimaru can find children and adopt them, why can't Tsunade Kishimoto? Shameful...

#Your writer is the Ghost(OOC) #Muse: Tsunade #That's why I'm here #I do the stuff he's too weak to do

[sapsolais]

💌

#i think my favorite thing about my job #and i mean my Favorite favorite thing sgdjfhg #is when i can make kids feel included #that's the best feeling in the whole world i think #when i get a new kid that feels shy or doesn't think i'll notice them or might be prepared to be excluded #and i can get them to smile and laugh with everyone 10 minutes later #that. that right there #that's why i'm here #it means Everything to me #and it makes me even happier when my kids n i are doing an activity and having fun and sometimes other kids #from other programs or maybe a sibling comes up and asks to join #it makes me feel proud that i'm doing my job right #and when they whine about having to stop? shdkfjg #gosh #i wish i could do this the rest of my life #sap says #today was a good day

[mariamariquinha]

It's funny because in Bossa Nova the DEA are kind of the bad guys and in Versos de Placer...

yeah, they're the bad guys in both stories. Nevermind.

#critics about justice force in the middle of smut-romantic-scenes and drama #that's why I'm here #take it or leave it

[vvatermelanie]

in hindsight it was really fucked up how i told my psychiatrist on our first session how i was so anxious about my future and not having a clear life path and she just went

why do you even worry about that? lol

😶😶😶😶

#not lol obviously #and like lady it's not like i CHOSE the anxiety #that's why I'm HERE #anyway it only late two (2) sessions cause i paid way too much for 20 minutes of taking and waiting for hours #lasted*

[8thavenueserenade]

i hope i’m happy one day

#my therapist told me i need to make a 'bucket list' #and i was like... i don't want to DO anything #i'm just not interested #and i don't have the energy #she's like oh you can put anything!! traveling somewhere or learning a new craft or doing a sport or #and i'm like no no no #i'm not interested in new activities #i'm barely interested in the things i do like #and she's like oh well you're depressed #and i'm like girl #I KNOW #THAT'S WHY I'M HERE #kirby.txt #okay to reblog

[godadorgohome]

I appreciate your crush on Immortan Joe. It makes me feel less weird about my own crushes.

There is no crush too weird for the dadzone, my beloved anon. 😘

#asks #anonymous #......eeeeexcept for that one anon who called krusty the clown daddy #that one still kinda haunts my dreams a little BUT I'M GLAD THAT ANON FELT SAFE ENOUGH IN THE DADZONE TO SAY SO #THAT'S WHY I'M HERE #i may not share your crushes BUT I WILL PILEDRIVE anyone who disrespects you for having em

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late

[sporkfan14]

*spends 20 minutes navigating USPS HR's phone menus because i can't find my old Employee ID# and i need it for student loan stuff*

"To continue, please input your Employee ID#"

#that's why i'm here #you could have told me that first #fortunately i eventually got the option to bypass and speak to a human who was lovely and very helpful #phone menus