#the devil made me do it but i also kinda wanted to . / delete

[bravest]

every time i think about mono being so afraid of being alone only to end up literally the most alone boy in the world i HAVE to throw up about it a little

#every night and every day i am thinking about six dropping him off that ledge 😭 #it's so sad from both of their perspectives... i clench my fist #now he's in those FLESH WALLS morphing into a BEAST 😭 #the dichotomy of his escapism being 'revenge' or 'a second chance' #it's a second chance... we KNOW this... please six come back he'll be better this time #LIIIIKE!!!! #erm i'll make a coherent post maybe actually #author becomes beyond reproach . / ooc #the devil made me do it but i also kinda wanted to . / delete

[lemonthepotato]

Tw: weight

I keep getting videos like “ILLYMATION DESTROYED HER CAREER” and “WOKE YOUTUBER TRIED TO CANCEL ME” in my recommended. I finally look into the situation and I’m just… so confused. So I skimmed the guys original video, right? Come to the 10:00 mark, and I stop skipping, and it’s just him insulting her appearance 💀.

So, I look into the situation, and her crime is having a bad opinion and trying to get a video taken down. If having a a bad opinion is a crime, 80% of YouTubers are criminals. As for trying to get the video taken down? Sure, you could call it petty. But cancel-worthy? I just consider it human error.

Apparently doing 1 questionable thing means you deserve to be treated like the devil and treated like a criminal mastermind. It’s the IRL equivalent of kicking Sharon out of book club because she made fun of you.

Also, I was looking at that LBYS guys channel, right? It’s just a bunch of content about “wOoooOOke people.” I uh, yeah. Wow.

I’m not saying she did nothing wrong. Just like… I think it’s being overdramatised.

Full disclosure, I haven’t watched Illymations video in full, or TBYS, but the “there are no bad foods” comment or smth like that is kinda true, just poorly worded. Essentially, it’s about eating in moderation. Nothing wrong with a square of chocolate on a Saturday, but pizza every day is different. Honestly, criticise the video if you want, I haven’t seen it all, so I won’t comment on that. Just. Yeah?

I’m not an illymation stan. I’ve only talked about her once before in relation to a different situation (the reitanna situation and her god awful statement about illymations grooming.) and I don’t watch all her content. I like her music though (Ursa Major), it’s good. I just like. Think the situation is a bit blown out of proportion?

Idk, tell me I’m wrong in my replies or something. I probably won’t respond but I won’t delete your comment unless you’re just being an ass and I’ll hear you out if I’m wrong. I’m just sick of this. Every few weeks I get a video in my recommended like “THIS YOUTUBERS CAREER IS OVER” and it’s always overdramatising the silliest shit.

“She sent 2 million people to harass him.” No? She made a tumblr post telling people to report the video. You know, I can’t even FIND the tumblr post, so that 2 million people claim is a bit over dramatic. She doesn’t even have her tumblr linked to her YouTube. Wait, was it on Twitter? People are claiming it’s on tumblr. I’m so confused.

Also I haven’t watched all of TBYS’s video but people are saying the dress part wasn’t even the worst part of what he said. Idk if that’s true. I condone doing your own research and free thinking so I’d be a hypocrite to say he 100% said anything terrible. It’s weird, cuz Reddit is mostly on Illy’s side, while everywhere else is against her, and that’s really funny to me, because REDDIT of all places?

Also didn’t she delete the post?? Whatever, I’m getting a headache. If you’re gonna call me fat in the replies btw? I’m on a weight loss journey so it’s unironically motivating. I used to be 13’5, now I’m 11’3. I was 11’1 for a short while, but my weight has been static the last two weeks. I’m only saying this cuz I know how people are lmao. But if you’re civil that’s cool. (Edit: 10’12 now. A year and four months.)

Idk I’ll probably delete this later. I don’t keep my rants up for long but I’ve been keeping them up a lot recently even tho like, I’m meant to be deleting them? Ugh, I guess I just got lazy. Anyway, bye, love you, or whatever.

#illymation #illymation drama #lemons random rants #tw weight #tw weight mention

[pacific-octopus]

Mercy x Moira - "Quite desperate...."

A/N: HI i uploaded this to my ao3 a few days ago and forgot to upload it here </3 also i deleted the catalyst x reader bc i thought it kinda sucked so i'm sorry if you liked that one 😭 besides that this was just some fluff that i came up with off the top of my head!

NOT PROOFREAD

“well, if it isn’t the angel herself… hard at work after hours i see?” a deep, somewhat flirtatious voice from behind angela calls out. she turns and glances up to see her colleague and partner, moira o’deorain. the taller woman was wearing casual attire, a black t-shirt, quite worn out jeans and some black vans.

angela rolled her eyes at that statement. it didn’t offend her per say, she just found the others teasing tone a bit silly. “if it isn’t the devil in disguise!” she retorts, giving the other a light nudge to the arm. this gets moira a bit amused, causing her to let out a chuckle.

“let me guess…” angela says as she brushes a bit of her platinum blonde hair from her face. “…you want to spend time with me, so i should stop working and give you attention?” she takes her glasses off, hooking them to the collar of her shirt. moira puts her slim, cold hand on the shorter womans arm and caressed it slightly which gave her a clear answer. “fine. one moment.” angela says quietly with a jokingly annoyed tone which gets a victorious hum from her lover.

as angela put some papers back into their designated files she felt arms wrap around her waist, causing her to get a bit flustered. “my dear, what are you doing?” she talks with a bit of shock as moira leans down and kisses her cheek. “am i distracting you, my beautiful angel?” she whispers into the others ear which makes angela roll her eyes yet again.

“you sure are desperate, liebling.” angela teases before standing on her toes to kiss her lovers lips gently. it only took a moment for her to pull away however. “will that hold you or do you want more? you know i’m a neat freak, i need to organize this or it’ll bug me all night.”

moira nodded slowly, resting her head against angelas shoulder. “may i continue holding you at least?” this gets a sigh from her lover, but eventually the other nods. “perfect.”

after angela finished sorting out a few medical documents with her wife clung onto her like a koala, she glanced up to moira. her pastel blue eyes met the multicolored eyes of the figure holding her. after a moment of silence and admiring each others presence, moiras long nails trailed up and down angelas back which got a shiver from her.

“dear…” angela whispers before putting a warm hand on the cheek of her lover, leaning in slowly and kissing her lips. the kiss lingered for quite a bit which allowed some thoughts to run through the head of moira, and they weren’t very positive.

after they pull away, angela looks at the other with a soft and loving glance before she realizes something was bothering her. “liebling… what’s wrong? did i do something?” she asks just above a whisper, pulling her arms away just in case it was her who made her partner feel this way.

after a bit of an uncomfortable pause, moira speaks in the same quiet tone, but with more anxiety. “angela, this is all… genuine, correct?” she says with anxiety laced into her voice. “i’ve never been so intimate before and i wish to know how you see us.”

when those words hit angelas ears, she simply looks at her lover with a caring smile and begins… “moira, my dear, you’re the most important thing in my life right now. it’s not overwatch or my medical work, i care about you.” moira nods slowly, listening to her go on before angelas lips gently pecked her cheek.

moira laughs quietly at angelas reaction, her cheeks a little pink “my angel, you’re quite the poet. but really… thank you… this means the world to me. and all the things you said, i can say about you as well.”

“i love you, okay?” angela cups the face of her partner, leaning in for another quick kiss before her hands went down to hold moiras. “lets go back home, okay? i’m getting quite tired of being in this office.”

#overwatch #overwatch fanfic #moicy #mercy x moira #moira o'deorain #angela ziegler #mercy overwatch #moira x mercy #moira x angela

[theviridianbunny]

self-love time! talk about which ones of YOUR creations (edits, artworks, fanfics) you like the most then send to other creators to do the same <333

AAHH SPIN HELLO ANGEL!! OK- i will be talking about my beloved blorbo Viridian !! I want to talk about how she has grown over the past year- seeing as she is one of my creations!! ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ heads up this might be a long read because i have a lot to say (and lots of screenshots aaah)

So- I've had Viridian as an OC since July last year. She has gone through a new small chnages- but every version of her I love with all my heart- she is so special to me (an explination to one of the reasons why can be found here)

OK LETS START WITH VANILLA VIRIDIAN (from my blind run of cp2077 which lasted from July to septmber 2022) - vanilla viridian looks very similar to my 2071 viridian (minus the arasaka cyberarm)- this version of her had No mods (because I didnt know how to mod). At this time I Couldn’t really make out her vibe- all i knew was she loved jackie and had hair kinda like mine &lt;3 - the vanilla run was more- more for me to just sit and play cyberpunk- and cry because i went in blind not knowing what would happen (ugh uhm komepki plaza I AM LOOKING AT YOU) - this version of viridian was played / used before transmog was a thing in cp2077- so i was always like "GOS HOW DO I DRESS HER?!?!?" and she looked... interesting at times XD

After my vanilla run- I though "oh hey... what If i gave modding a go? 2022 is all about trying now and scary things after all!!".. so I shopped around for a basic mod and ended up trying out this pride eyeshadow mod - took me... god a few hours and lots of screaming at my pc to get it working (because i had no idea the main file had to be unzipped- hey @genocidalfetus - i am forver greatful for your help with that!!) after getting that one (1) mod installed- i felt like i could fight god and went ham installing mods (then the gamer gods humbled me when i deleted a main game file by mistake and it took 8 hours for my game to re install) BUT WE MOVE- I started to play around with more mods- realised I wanted Viridian to have her arasaka cyberarm so I managed to get that- then started to play around with hairstyles- viridian had a really shirt haircut for like-- ages!! --- and and i found a mod for jackie's leather bomber which made me SO HAPPY AAAHH

This was around october/november 2022- kinda around the time i was shyly approaching tumblr and posting blorbo stuff. But then the 1.61 patch dropped and i yelled because all my mods had to be re installed - but again we move - we learn and grow!

In the december of 2022 I came up with my first ever AU- the devil canon (which is an AU where Viridian gose back to arasaka near the end of her life- a very angsty AU)

At the start of 2023 I played around with more outfits and hairstyles (finally figured out what shair i'd like viridian to have canonically) - learnt about model swapping too! also started to actually flesh out her alter ego "arasaka's red rabbit" a brutal netrunner !! As my confidence with modding has grown- I've tried many fun outfits for her !! some of my fave looks can be found here, here , here and here (others are below!)

And now we are at the present- May 2023!! Viridian now has a solid design- I'm still having fun making new outfits for her- trying out new things- new poses- new ways to light my work!! Viridian also now exists in a few other universes / games such as The sims 4 or dragon age inquisition! (was inspired by my dear friend @halsin !!)

Recently- like as in- yesterday I made a very fun shoot where I dressed Viridian in summery clothes/swimwear and photoed her at a pool with Jackie!! One of my fave sets i've made so far this year- very fun to work on!!

well ok- if you've gotten to this point you're a champ!! I know i do rammble a lot about my ocs- but Viridian means a lot to me- It was very fun traulling through my tumblr and old chat feeds with friends to find stuff!! I am forver growing and learning when it comes to creating- I have fun and- yknow dont mind if stuff looks a bit janky or off at times!!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk <3 thank you for being such lovely humans - for all the hype and support- i love you all a lot and can't wait to see where I go next on my little modding and photography adventure !!

#bunny takes virtual photography #asks #oc: viridian #cyberpunk 2077 #idk how to tag this send help #long post #bunny screams into the void

[transsexxxual]

Welcome to the

I'm Skez, 22yo student/part-time wage slave, master 'bater gone pro, bisexual, transvestite, autistic, goth, witch, stoner and psychonaut, and all around hedonist. I'm an attention whore so don't be shy 🖤

I wanted somewhere to hornypost, post my pics to show off and gas myself up, interact with fellow pervs, and talk about sex and kink in more seriousness. I also sometimes write erotica and draw porn as hobbies, so those might be shared here

askbox is always open for people 18+ who have read my carrd

preferences, kinks, hard limits

everything I post is free to enjoy here, and on my cohost where the not tumblr-friendly stuff goes when I remember to post there

buying me a gift from my throne will get you personalized pics and/or a video as a gift in return*

*I do this for fun, so I reserve the right to tell you to come up with something else or deny your request if you make me. you're buying me a gift, not paying for a service ;3 I'll show anything but face

I like to support other swers how I can by reblogging their stuff. if you'd like me to boost you, please send a couple of posts of your choice in pms. if I follow you then I'll be reblogging things anyway, but I can be kinda choosy so you're always welcome to ask for a boost!

p.s. if I reblog one of your posts and you want it removed, pm/link me my reblog of the post and I'll take it down no questions asked

p.p.s. I'm not hypervigilant about checking ops. if you realize I reblogged a post made by or with an addition from fash, a transphobe/terf, swerf, etc etc [insert varieties of bigotry and abuse] please let me know so I can delete it

#new intro post yaaay #nvde tag: #me #all of my posts: #mine #self explanatory: #hot people #boosts: #share the love #nsft account #t4t nsft #minors dni #18+ only

[imperatorrrrr]

T's NHL Stanley Cups Playoffs 2024 Round Two Rooting Guide

redux because I accidentally deleted the initial post I made like a moron

New York Rangers v. Carolina Hurricanes - Carolina Hurricanes. This is an anyone but the Rags household, so we're rooting for the Canes. For one series only. Pretty straightforward. No further explanation needed.

Florida Panthers v. Boston Bruins - Florida Panthers. I don't particularly like either of these teams, but there is one team I clearly dislike more and thats Boston. I can finally go back to my roots of being a Boston/Boston Sports Team hater. Plus, the Cats have ERod, who is very special to me. I will say, the Cats were strictly on my do not interact list, but due to the power of friendship, I'm, at a snails pace, maybe, kinda, warming up, a little bit. The ice is thawing. Defrosting, a tad.

Dallas Stars v. Colorado Avalanche - Colorado Avalanche. This is a fun and new one. Why? Because instead of having to choose the lesser of two evils, I would be perfectly fine with either of these teams advancing. With that said, I do have an outright preference and that is the Avs, so they get my vote here.

Vancouver Canucks v. Edmonton Oilers - Vancouver Canucks. As I've said previously, the Nucks are my Devils substitute in the post season. I have decided I love Nikita Zadorov and I will protect Arturs Silovs with my damn life. I think the Nuckies might actually be officially tied with the Pens for my second favorite team. I just love the Desi presence in the fanbase and throughout the way the team engages with its fans. Plus, I am a noted I don't want the Oils to have any nice things human, so this is also actually so easy for me.

let's hope I don't delete this one!

#Text #NHL Playoffs #Stanley Cup Playoffs #Stanley Cup Playoffs 2024 #can't believe I deleted the original post #for consistency purposes color coded anon I WILL BE WRITING YOUR FIC #I already have a premise and idea for it! #hoping to post it at some point!

[rrxnjun]

i feel like for older fics it makes sense (although i probably wouldn't agree that they are cringe) but i swear every time people just look back on anything old they did they usually cringe at it😭

thank u for the color recommendation🥹💗💞 i already have an idea of how i want to do it so wait for the pic about it in june or july when i'm done with my exams;-; ALSO I WILL WEAR IT LIKE THAT FOR SURE LMAO🥰🫡

DUDE NO WAY WE ARE ACTUALLY STARTING TO BE THE SAME AHDHSJ and i'm so glad that u like him🥳 AND THE PINK HOODIE ON HIM WAS SO🤌🤌🤌 AHH MY GOD I JUST LOVE THE DUDE WAY TOO MICH🫠 AND THANK U FOR SUPPORTING OUR RELATIONSHIP 🥰🥰 HE IS A DEVIL THATS FOR SURE HE JUST KNOW HE IS A TOP TIER GUY IN EVERYTHING POSSIBLE AND USES THAT AS HIS ADVANTAGE TO MAKE PEOPLE SUFFER💔

OMG GOOD JOB!!!!!🥳🥳🥳 IM SURE U WILL ACE THE OTHER ONES AS WELL!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THEM!!!!!💓💕 and i'm patiently waiting for you to get back to writing🥹 exams are sadly more important 💔 (also i hope u are well and taking care of urself cuz learning too much sucks and exams are not worth that much!!! so hope u are well!!!)

U SUMMONED ME WITH THE 03 LINER ISTG JUST AS I GOT ON TUMBLR THAT WAS THE FIRST OR THE SECOND PONT I SAW AND I WAS LIKE NO WAY:o AND ALSO U MENTIONING ME IN THE TAGS JUST MADE ME VERY HAPPY 🥹🥹🥹

I HOPE U ARE DOING WELL AS WELL AND IM CHEERING U FOR U TOO🥳🥳🥳🥳💖💘💗(liebestraum anon💕💞💘)

oh no trust me my old fics were literal hell i had to DELETE them bc i was so embarrassed like no i dont want ppl to associate those with me 😭

AYYYY im excited also i love how both of us are like "in june!!!" to everything bc school sucks ass 😭😭😭 my brother asked me to sleep over and i legit told him after exams bc i am too stressed to even have fun atp

send tbz recs bc i love that man also idk if i told u but i have the biggest soft spot for kevin. im currently watching hwaiting and eric is a whole ass comedian too😭 i keep saying i wanna stan them but i never actually get to it (i said the same about treasure a few months back and look where we are now LMAO) BUT YES THAT PINK HOODIE I LEGIT HAD THAT TIKTOK ON LOOP I WAS SO MASMERIZED he has so much power over me its impossible

thank you!!! im hoping to pass at least like atp im not aiming for good grades i just cant fail❤ the transition from yearning academic validation to this state was very painful but im starting to be at peace with it. (I also wrote a little today and i kinda hate my writing rn so i think im in a bit of a writing slump anyway and need a break😶) hope you are taking care of yourself too!!!

AHAHAHA I DIDNT REALLY EXPECT U TO SEE THE POST BUT WHEN I SAW YOUR ASK I LEGIT GRINNED SO HARD SJSKSK

#💌ask #liebestraum anon

[bravest]

mono : why would somebody want to hurt six ? runaway : ... maybe because they met her ?

#he's KIDDING... #mostly... #SJAHKFJSAFKJA #i think mono loves her sooo much that he can't see her faults / won't acknowledge them #but runaway would love her while acknowledging that she has a strange / morally warped side to her #mono is her deepest apologist... runaway has the advantage of not being (immediately) blinded by a baby crush #author becomes beyond reproach . / ooc #the devil made me do it but i also kinda wanted to . / delete #okay okayyyy i'm writing now promise

[hesgomorrah]

wip tag game

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

tagged by @the--highlanders

ngl i am completely blanking on people to tag but if you see this please steal it from me

plot bunnies masterdoc [ask and you shall receive a random item from this list]

kidnapped

human nature

smells sharp and sweet and breaks the heart

touch 5+1

maccrimmon is home no more returning

deleted scenes

since there is no me without you

you call me fred astaire

smut titles are under the cut!

the kinktober that wasn't [actually a collection of smaller ideas but i didn't want to take forever listing them all]

through the wall

for science

hypno take two

you appear familiar, dear (you look just like my bathroom mirror)

chop me up into pieces if it pleases

the devil made me do it (but i also kinda wanted to)

sensory deprivation

post two doctors

#i pay way too much attention to titles if i don't title something when i start it i can't focus on writing it #and i still almost always go back and change it before i publish #ngl this isn't nearly as many as i thought i had #but a lot of my ideas either haven't made it to their own docs or have been cannibalized for parts by now so aren't on this list #a lot of these also haven't moved since the last time i did one of these lol #my posts

[delicrieux]

—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER

extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”. 

pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing.  word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie​:  y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao

author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao

ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist

You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.

A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?

Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.

A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”

mother i crave violence

sensing evil energy rn!!

i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖

^with peace and love shut the fuck up

“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”

You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”

Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.

“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!” 

rip headphone users

i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears

yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭

To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.

Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth. 

queen rly went from  🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?

Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie

akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.

Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.

There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.

The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.

nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!

^pack it up girl defined

“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”

You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing. 

“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.” 

i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live 

shes trying give her time

ya dig??? y not capeesh

what scene from the godfather is this lol?

“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.

Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎

You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”

The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.

Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:

I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.

You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.

“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”

NOW she considers it

well....

if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3

Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”

Onto the bio:

You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜 

“What the fuck did I just read?”

The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.

The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall. 

But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.

No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.

“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.

WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????

tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be

^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell

look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling

It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.

What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.

Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.

YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets. 

...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.

You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.

“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.

“What?” She grits.

“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”

“What did you do now?”

“I made fun of men on Tinder.”

She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”

“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”

“Y/n.”

“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”

She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.

Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.

You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(

my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?

Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout. 

Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!

You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?

my husband Not jealous.

Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”

He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!

my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.

You ik u repeated tht like 50 times  u trynna convince me or??? lmao

my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?

You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs

my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)

Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.

hope you liked it!! xx

#corpse husband #corpse husband x reader #corpse #corpse x reader #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x y/n #myso #make you say oh #imagine #imagines

[autisticcassandracain]

I also finished Black Manta #6! I’m tired and also I’d like to re-read the whole series before making a final judgement (esp. since I made some very very embarrassing mistakes re: reading comprehension on my first read) so disclaimer this not Serious Analysis this is me thinking out loud.

I think it had similar issues to Aquaman: The Becoming’s final issue with regards to its pacing. That’s to say, I felt the pacing was too quickly and therefore I had trouble getting invested in the emotional moments. That said, I think Black Manta still managed to pull off some emotionally impactful moments.

The biggest issue I had was with the first half of the issue. That ghost guy with the top hat coming back was completely and utterly unnecessary, and the sequence of saving Gallous’ life in general was unimpactful due to how fast the pacing was. I never felt nervous about whether she was going to die and everyone’s concern didn’t touch me. The threat to her life was introduced and gone too quickly for it to have an impact on me.

Same goes for the revelation of the white haired girl’s (forgot her name, rip me) true identity, subsequent mindless anger, and then getting her shit together again. I do like the revelation that she’s Charybdis, if only because I’m happy to see some ancient Greek monsters other than Medusa get the sympathy treatment, but the revelation could’ve definitely been handled better. Especially her quick stint with mindcontrol (?) that was gone as fast as it appeared. It was just unnecessary.

That said, I did like many other things. I really appreciated where they took Devil Ray’s character; they could’ve easily just made him die at the end, so giving him the ‘implied redemption’ treatment was very nice. It was interesting to see him and Manta interact, and Manta telling him not to become like him was actually very impactful. I really liked that we saw a quick moment of Ray hesitating and not actually destroying Atlantis even before Manta & Co interfered; it really helped to sell his change of heart and makes it feel like Manta’s decision to let him go was well-founded instead of an unnecessary risk.

I like the ending for Charybdis and Gallous as well. Gallous was always fundamentally more heroic than Manta, and her and him going separate ways felt like a very natural end as a result of that. Charybdis getting some company in her search also felt like a good resolution for her. I know it won’t happen, but I’d be very interested in a solo/miniseries about Charybdis’ and Gallous’ search. I think they’re both very interesting and compelling characters who stand on their own quite well.

I enjoyed what this issue did with Manta as well. I feel like this series ended the melancholy/sad ending for its protagonist much better than Aquaman: The Becoming did (sorry for comparing the two series, I read them back to back so I can’t help it). Manta ending up alone felt like a very natural conclusion for this series, considering who he is as a character. Gallous, his closest friend, was far more heroic than him, and her going off on a heroic quest with Charybdis, leaving Manta behind, feels natural. Devil Ray moving on from his quest while Manta stays at the shore feels equally natural. In the end, Manta ends up alone because he’s unable to move on from the past and move away from his selfish greed and need for vengeance to a more heroic (or at least non-evil) future, as emphasized by him deleting his letter to Jackson.

I do think that, with how Manta’s future is being teased both in this series (warning Atlantis about the bombs) and Aquaman: The Becoming (meeting up with Arthur, presumably about Jackson), there’s a chance he might end up in a more anti-hero role at some point, but if that’s where DC wants to take the character, he’s not there yet at the end of this series, so at the end of it all, he’s alone. It works well for his character, imo.

Overall, I think the fast pacing kinda shot the last issue in the foot, but I still enjoyed more things about it than I didn’t.

#my posts #black manta #infodumping #long post

[just-fucking-peachy]

Devil judge ep 15 spoilers:

1. Honestly, don't disagree with the choice Gaon made in stopping the live trial of Jukchang. Yohan was very much going to kill him. Those words that Gaon said resonated: We hesitate, because we're human. We're human because we hesitate.

2. God look at their faces as Yohan is choking Gaon. They're HURTING each other. This is the worst.

3. GAON'S BOW TO YOHAN'S BACK AS HE LEAVES THE ROOM, JUST KILL ME ALREADY.

4. Oh no it's just the two of them in the house now.

5. At least Yohan has Elijah. Gaon has literally no one.

6. The professor's smart. He knows that blind loyalty is not Gaon's forte and he just need to plant the one seed of doubt. Gaon will do the rest.

7. SMACK HIM SUNAH

8. Omg loving the two corpo guys and their chemistry

9. This president is 100% based on Trump. 100%.

10. YES SMACK EM SUNAH (X2)

11. Wow Sunah literally examining Yohan like he's a shiny object she wants to carry

12. Sunah should know that Yohan wouldn't be anywhere near as easy to bully as someone like Heo Jeong Se. She really must like him.

13. Bad move Yohan. She'll crush you.

14. Lol the symbolism of the light falling on the floor and going out. (paired with how Gaon literally shuts the door on the light as he leaves earlier in the episode) I usually don't like heavy handed symbolism but weirdly, I kinda like it in this show.

15. Oh god watching Gain retrace Soohyun's footsteps is actually painful. I just wish she had been more impactful of a character.

16. Yohan has his hair up at home, I think soft Yohan is gone.

17. Oh god, that's actually a clever set up. I can understand why Gaon thought he had killed her. Hell, Yohan did half the set up himself by simply being a) very violently anti Soohyun and b) Very Bad with Emotions. Also if Gaon just knew that K was dead, that might have literally helped with the issue because I think he thought that person he spotted was K.

18. Ah yes, the symbolism of Yohan grabbing the knife almost directly to his heart?! NO I'M NOT OKAY WHY DO YOU ASK.

19. WHY ARE THE TWO OF YOU STANDING SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, IS MURDER JUST YOUR KINK OR???

20. wow that parallel to the conversation from the beginning of the episode ("you can kill me if you want", "I'll let you kill me if you want") LOOK THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THE TRAUMA IS KILLING THEM

21. OK THE SHOW MADE THE SOOHYUN PARALLEL NOT ME. THEY LITERALLY PARALLELED YOHAN WITH HIS IN SHOW HETERO LOVE INTEREST. THE SHOW DID THAT. AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT FIND THAT GAY?!

22. "GAON-AH"?! please I'm deceased.

23. Oh no cops

24. Yohan's VOICE. His desperation as he looks at Gaon and asks him if Gaon actually believed that Yohan just used him.

25. Gaon looks like he's shattering omg.

26. THAT LITTLE NOD FROM YOHAN TO GAON WHAT DID THAT MEAN

27. ah the snake speaks

28. GAON'S FACE IS RIPPING ME APART. Jin Young for the love of God just do a romcom next.

29. Jin young delivering some STELLAR acting

30. YOHAN'S DESPERATE BROKEN "GAON-AH" GOODBYE SLAYED AGAIN

31. Yohan for the love of God why is that saved on your phone. It should have been deleted off the surface of the earth. SO THAT EVIL CONNIVING VILLAINS DON'T GET IT.

32. Ji Sung delivering some stellar acting

33. Called it.

34. That ending? As Gaon looks at the camera? Fucking hell, now thats art.

#devil judge #devil judge spoilers

[the-blind-geisha]

im sorry you weren't treated well in some fandoms. I hope that the next season of Overlord comes out to refresh you!! 👐

I'm sorry this sat in my inbox for a time, anon. I... really wasn't sure how to answer it, but I dunno. I guess reaching my wit's end here, I'll speak out a bit.

I also kinda hate I've been encouraged (both by myself and others) to be quiet, but no. Drama shouldn't be silenced if you're the one being directly/ indirectly harassed and stalked.

This is... this is intense. I've never known someone to be this insane before and then have people support said person thinking 'she's a good person deep down'. Yeah, manipulative people are like that. They say and do things to make you believe they don't have a gun ready to shoot and kill somebody that isn't flattering them.

Ignore the stuff below if you don't want drama, but I will eventually post screenshots of all the info I have with timestamps and all anybody needs to see my side of the story in a public google docs.

But please, do NOT go out of your way to flame and harass this person. Just leave them alone. Seriously. That's not what I'm trying to get across with this. This person just wants an engorged ego, and it shows. I'm just explaining my side, because--fuck man. It hurts enough. I've done nothing to you, but you still wanna be this creepy...

For those who don't know or weren't made aware: I was (and still am at times) being stalked by someone who got very, very angry that I wrote a story similar in concepts but vastly different in delivery than their fic. They made it a point in their older fic to spit on anybody who dared write characters a certain way (the loving/powerful Supreme Being was oh so cliché and dumb in her eyes), and then when I came along to basically be identical to her in how I enjoyed writing Demiurge with a human character, I was somehow 'stealing' from her.

That person is—well—I cannot say directly, but you can look in Contract's Chapter 4 reviews to see everything you need to. (And I have that all screenshot on my hard drive as well as her 'bad past' she insisted I deleted because of 'anon hate' she got, so yeah.)

Flames erupted and accusations... all while she was pretending to be my friend and on my side on Tumblr.

It was abhorrent. I was new, dipping my toes into the fandom only to have my first Overlord fic be attacked by her and then have my Amnesia fic have her glare at and say it was a 'spite-fic' (because...only her character can have amnesia/memory problems, I guess??) Which... I have screenshots of my Amnesia fic's origins dating years back when I was very into the game Amnesia: A Dark Decent—Lilyodin's name included—to where she didn't even have her fic(s) posted. 2014, if you want to know the exact year. Hell, Contract's earliest conception is marked on Instagram where I began my comic Dancing with the Devil. Her fic came out in early February 2020 if I remember right. She claims to have begun it on another site, but never tells anybody what that site is called, because… lies. And even then, how would I steal from her when I don’t know where the hell that fic is located to begin with?

She can claim it wasn't her, but the irony is she eventually unbookmarked Contract and, shortly after, I got another flame. The moment I made a vague threat towards her on my Tumblr, she blocked me, ran and tried to approach people she thought could protect her from my more outspoken behavior. When she did this, all flames stopped. (Though, glad to know all I have to do is mark flames as spam, and AO3 deals with it).

She rewrote her story into a ‘reader insert’ though, really, it was her OC Lilith, and then made 40 dummies to boost her numbers. Some of them were ironically made with specific likes around times I was reblogging or answering a specific ask about something on my Tumblr to show she was block circumventing and spying on me. The icing on the cake was her taking anons on my fics and using their usernames on her new fic story to boost her comments and pretend she had my anons. Whenever I would update Contract, I was told she was updating on top of me shortly after—always. I was told by friends she seemed to do this late last year (2020), but I chose to ignore it till earlier 2021 where I caught her doing it... twice (and besides, she confessed that’s what she was doing to a person between us so yeah–she cannot lie her way out of that one). Even as we're now in two different fandoms, she still goes out of her way to unironically update about the times I do, because we (of course) share the same tags. The girl is just... something else. She can claim that's me being paranoid, but given how often she goes out of her way to 'magically do (X) thing' like I do, yeah... how can I NOT be and how can I trust her?

What further made me almost hit the 'fuck you, I'm calling you out’ post was when I wrote to my original Naga story where I put Zul'te. She saw some of the tags, saw the insane boost in kudos and bookmarks, how shocked I was people loved it in one chapter, and she took some of the tags to mirror them. Honestly, she was confused and furious I somehow got tag surfers where Contract was concerned. Seriously, I would say 80% of my readers on Contract aren't Overlord fans, so she tried to mimic what I did to gain that attention too.

All she wants is people's love and support. Nothing else. Her actions there show this. It was... gross. Whatever she can do to try and stay near me like a damn shadow and try to boost her numbers and flatter her ego, she'll do it. (Hell, she's still doing it apparently).

She was warned she's not safe from me—that I do literally have a whole folder full of her nonsense to show my side of the story. From the indirect accusation of me 'stealing from her' before I got the anon accusation on my fic, to her updating on top of me, her dummies, her crappy comments before we told her that wasn't cool to say about people (sad we gotta smack her hand and tell her 'no' before she realizes something isn't cool to do...), the aggressive things she said to the prior writers she tried to chase out, to her tags added to reflect mine, the works.

That was the only thing that has kept her at bay...but only for a few months, and then she was back on her shit, apparently. And, sad to say? That folder is never getting destroyed. She can pray my PC has a malfunction but I got a backup hard drive with those screenshots. It's never going away.

With all of this? I hope to the gods she gets better. I don't know what's going on in her life, but a lot of what she says she is about—I found it all to be fake. She made the trails all too easy. She's not as clever as she thinks she is.

But by god... I want her to just move on and away from me already. I know her constantly mimicking the things I say and do are her trying to take back whatever power she thinks I stole from her, but I stole nothing. If I was inspired by someone or something, I sure as hell am going to tell people. I'm not ashamed of that.

Even in the new fandom she's apart of? I was made aware of that she basically copied my other Tumblr name for a fic of hers... only changing one word, and that's... yeah. Creepy as fuck.

But because of all of this, it made writing to Overlord (Contract and Amnesia especially) very hard. I feel like if I deleted them, she'd be happy and fuck off all ready. But no. I'm never going to give her what she wants.

She's psychopathic, and I don't know why people defend her but. Eh. Whatever.

I've been doing my best not to let her chase me out of what I love doing. That's for damn sure.

I will still write and enjoy Overlord. That'll never stop.

#i wasn't sure what to say #because i was battling with myself not to be open and honest #but no #this person is just so next level insane... #i don't know what her damn deal is but my god she needs to let it go #if i have to FORCE her to i will #i know she was mad i never deleted the chapter 4 comments but they're never going away #ever #deal with what you did and learn to do better #and go get some therapy geez #important #stalking #fandom woes #mod answers #long post #anon

[k-llama-llama]

Break You

Monsta X AU: 8th member

Zoey x Monsta X 

Rap line is chaotic AF.

A/N: ALSO FYI check out my patreon (patreon.com/kllamallama for exclusive posts!)

Requests are CLOSED…but your feedback is still super important to me.

Masterlist and other Follow Me links in bio!

GIF NOTE: Shownu is Zoey probably

“What did you do to Zoey?”

Zoey barely glanced up from where she was curled up in the rolling chair. “Hey, Kyun.”

“Hey, Zo.” He patted the top of her head, feeling where her bun was bunched up beneath her hood. “But I mean it, what did you do to her?”

Jooheon didn’t look away from the computer, where he was watching the progress bar on the download of his new software. “She got bored of waiting and then broke.”

“Why do you think I’m broken?” Zoey demanded.

“Because you’re wearing boxer shorts, socks and a hoodie.” Changkyun told her. “And no makeup. At four on a Sunday. You’re clearly broken.”

“It’s taking so long.” Zoey whined. “And for the record, these are not boxer shorts. They’re Calvin Klein workout shorts.”

“When was the last time you went to the gym?” Jooheon didn’t look at her, but still smirked.

She kicked the back of his chair. “That’s not the point. If you guys are just going to bully me I’ll just go back to my place. Where I have my own state-of-the-art editing system.”

“No, no, no.” Jooheon whirled around, grabbing her ankle as Changkyun pulled up a chair. “You’re the only one who knows how to transfer everything over on to this new system.”

“Yeah, but when I offered to help I didn’t realize it would take so long.” She glared at Changkyun. “Why are you here and why don’t you have food?”

He rolled his eyes. “Why do I have to be the one to bring food?”

“Because you got here last.” Zoey looked at the screen. “Yes! There’s only two percent left to go.”

“The food will probably be here by then.”

Zoey looked up in surprise. “You did order food!”

“Of course I did, I’m not an idiot.” He smirked. “But you don’t get any unless you give me a hug.”

“Done.” Zoey sprung from her chair, wrapping her arms around him.

“You have a boyfriend, and you have a girlfriend.” Jooheon spun around in his chair. “And I want a hug too.”

“Fine.” Zoey let go of Changkyun and gave Jooheon a hug. “But I’m still annoyed that you’ve made me sit here for over an hour while this stupid thing downloads.”

“Well, it’s downloaded.” Changkyun said. “So stop hugging him and start working.”

“Don’t be a smartass.” Zoey sat back into her chair, pulling herself up to the computer. “Alright, let’s get this started.”

She started typing away, trying to set up the transfer of all of Jooheon’s music files into his new system.

“I tried reading the instructions.” Jooheon leaned back in his chair. “I don’t know how you understand any of it.”

“I’m just a music genius.” She winked at him.

Changkyun snorted. “I think you mean that you got to practice on this system already when your boyfriend bought it for you.”

“What? It’s like a thousand dollars!” Jooheon exclaimed. “Why did he buy it for you?”

“Because he loves me.”

“No…that’s not it.” Changkyun teased.

Zoey turned to glare at him. “Fine, Kyun. Because I have sex with him, and also because he loves me. Now, do you want me to set this up or not?”

“Yes, please.” Jooheon leaned his chin on her shoulder. “And also please don’t ever talk about sex again.”

“Hmm, no promises.” She hit start on the transfer. “Okay, that’ll probably take a little bit.”

“You’re the best, Zo.” Jooheon smiled. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“Your life just wouldn’t be as complete.” She spun her chair around. “I bring joy to everyone around me.”

“You must have brought a lot of joy to Seungcheol for him to buy you that present.” Changkyun grinned.

Zoey jumped on him, tackling him and tipping his chair over. “Take that back!” She pulled on his ear.

“It’s true!” He tried to wiggle out from under her. “Get off me, you she-devil!”

“You kinda deserve it.” Jooheon laughed. “Get him, Zo.”

“I’m working on it!” She tried to twist his nose.

His phone went off. “FOOD!” He shouted. “You have to let me go if you want food.”

Zoey hesitated for only a second before she released him. “Bring me tacos.”

“No.” He shoved her off to the side. “You don’t deserve tacos.”

She pointed at the computer. “I can delete all of that progress.”

“Don’t do it.” Jooheon grabbed her hand. “Changkyun! You have to give her food. Our next album is on that computer.”

“Urgh.” Changkyun groaned as he stood. “Fine. But I’m not going to put up with this abuse any longer.”

“You’re the one who-“

“No.”

“But you said-“

“No!”

Zoey crossed her arms. “Someday, you’re going to wake up in the middle of the night and I’m going to be there…. murdering you.”

“I look forward to it.” He gave her a mock bow. “Now, I’m going to get food. “You stay here and try not to break anything.”

“No promises.” She spat at him as he left.

“Zo, you aren’t actually going to break anything, are you?” Jooheon asked worriedly.

“Of course, not, Honey.” She sighed and pulled herself back into her chair. “I’m not going to break your stuff. I’m only going to break Changkyun.”

“Oh, that’s fine, then.”

#monsta x #monsta x au #monsta x imagines #monsta x 8th member #female kpop #female!kpop #requests open #au #kpop #imagines #imagine #kpop au #kpop imagines #kpop imagine

[bravest]

icons of them together >>>

#he holds her hand... #the devil made me do it but i also kinda wanted to . / delete

[usernoneexistent]

So, a situation has happened. @oneirataxia-girl sent a message ‘You know it’s a tradition to answer every of Meg’s questions’ for the OC ask and as I was making a response, dumb me accidentally pressed the post button and then out of panic I deleted it. Now I feel like more of an idiot that I could simply edit it or save it drafts or make it private whatever so here is an alternative. This will be a ridiculously long post so here it is. I’m sorry I lost the message but I accept the challenge. I will skip some questions as I’ve already answered them in a previous post.

1. What's MCs favorite subject and why?

Charms just for the reason that she is good at it and is one of the few things that she likes that inherited from her dad plus her paternal grandmother was once a professorial (Wandless) duellist.

2. What does MC think about dragons?

Loves them but not to the same extent as Charlie Weasley does.

3. Did MC get the permission slip for Hogsmeade from the parents without any problems?

Juniper just asked her mum and she signed it without any problems. 

4. Butter beer or pumpkin juice?

Butterbeer, it makes her feel older and mature (even though she isn’t lol)

5. Does MC sleep with a stuff toy?

Not anymore no but when she was younger she had an ugly, green toy rabbit that she got as a gift from Jacob. 

6. Sandwiches or Soup?

Sandwiches as a kid but she heading more into the soup direction.

7. Who does your MC hate the most?

R, since they dragged Jacob, Juniper and the rest into a whole conspiracy on top of losing her closest friend because of R.

8. What is MC’s weakness?

Juniper’s greatest weakness is her loyalty. She likes to understand and see what a person has been through and believes that most people can be good so she often tries to befriend almost everyone she meets which can be exploited. 

9. What is MC’s opinion on magical creatures?

Absolutely loves them and loves to learn and interact with them. 

10. Angel or Devil?

Juniper would be an angel for the main fact that she is very good natured despite having moments of pettiness and vengeance.

11. Pessimistic or Optimistic?

Juniper leans more on the optimistic side of the spectrum but over the years at Hogwarts it slides over to the pessimistic side.

12. Which house does MC find chill?

Gryffindor

13. Selfish or sharing?

Depends on the context, in terms of herself she doesn’t share any details of her life to others but also if they need her help she’s always there. However she is also very stubborn and kinda has a tendency to do her thing so maybe more selfish.

14. How does MC eat kit kat? breaking the sticks or eating it as a whole?

Unfortunately, Juniper would eat it like a normal human being and breaks the sticks to but she would share it.

15. What is MC’s element?

It’s air because air can be quiet and gentle but it can also be dangerous and turbulent just like Juniper. 

16. Does MC have a part-time job for money?

No, she doesn’t need to worry about money, her father’s side of the family are quite rich.

18. Does your MC like Rowan?

Yes she does (platonically), what even kind of question is that. Rowan was Juniper’s first ever friend of her own age and was the few people she fully let into her life, like her family situation and how she truly feels about them and her guilt with the cursed vaults and Jacob.

19. Who does MC have a platonic relationship?

Bill Weasley. During Hogwarts he was a brother figure, pretty much the Jacob she wanted and after Hogwarts they ended working together in Egypt. They turn to each other when it comes to love advise and are there for each other when one of them is heartbroken and rejoice when one of them finds love again. Juniper was upset that didn’t make it to Bill’s wedding cause she would totally be his other best man and Juniper would make Bill her bridesmaid at hers. 

20. Who’s your MC’s non-NPC bestie? Any other MC?

Juniper is just recently made friends with Alvina and Hana.

22. What is MC’s blood status?

Juniper’s maternal grandmother was a half blood while her father’s side is pureblood which makes her technically a half-blood.

23. How is MC’s relationship with their family?

It’s complicated so lets break it down.

Jacob (brother): Perhaps the best relationship she has with her family. She admires Jacob and sees him as her hero. She was hurt when he disappeared and felt betrayed since he left only a year after their dad left. When Juniper finds Jacob again, she was so relieved that he was alive and that her quest was not in vain. When he disappeared, Juniper was less forgiving that time. They still argue a lot but she also bails him out many times.

Jalil Hasni (father): Juniper really doesn’t like her father, she views him as a traitor to the family because when Jacob got expelled, Jalil felt that Jacob brought dishonour to the family and left to work in Algeria. She also struggles with her identity as people have pointed out that they very similar, in their explosive temperament to their ambitious nature but Juniper refuses to accept that they are similar and often ends resenting those parts about her.

Julia Moss (mother): Juniper has a very emotionally sensitive relationship with her mum. She always had the sense that Julia preferred Jacob over Juniper and when both Jalil left and Jacob disappeared within a year span, it caused Julia to fall into a deep depression and when Juniper said she wanted to be with dad, it spiralled Julia into deeper despair. This caused Juniper to feel tremendous guilt and they ended up just tiptoeing around, constantly worried they would say the wrong thing leaving them emotionally distant to each other.

25. What is MC favourite magical creature?

Nifflers

Okay so, I have been working on this for about a day and decided that I will split this into 4 parts, just to ease the workload. 

#hphm mc asks #hogwarts mystery oc #juniper moss #hphm jacob #rowan khanna #bill weasley #alvina arcane-zheng #ywa hana #nifflers #long post #this is only part 1