#the blocks yell

[bargledblocks]

Okay but Wilbur going back to utah, from the perspective of someone who knew him before, is fucking hilarious.

Like, imagine your coworker goes missing for about two years, and then he just suddenly wanders out of the desert one day, looking forty when you know he's only in his mid twenties. And then he tells you this batshit insane story about revolutionary wars and dying and a train station and being brought back to life by a false god, and then he just???? Decided to come back???

You'd probably think he was eating hallucinogenic plants for two years or some shit, and be thoroughly confused on how no wild animals ate him in that time.

#wilbur soot #dream smp #dsmp #the blocks yell

[midnightenigmados]

Unintentionally Mysterious Danny

No one in the Justice League/Wayne Industries seems to know much about their colleague Danny Fenton. Every time he opens his mouth, he tends to leave everyone in the vicinity with more questions than answers. That is, until they were put on lockdown.

#dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc #im putting in every tag i can think of so that the blocked tags can catch them #if it doesnt work and you till see this #??? #i did my best pls dont yell at me #unintentionally mysterious danny

[sculkapologist]

I’m not sure exactly how to put this to words, but I think it’s fascinating that minecraft players have sort of… figured out a lot of things that make spaces beautiful, but also, the base game doesn’t have to and shouldn’t do them. Minecraft is beautiful, but it lives within its own bounds, where trees are square and come straight out of the ground and rivers are just water with dirt and gravel and sand at the bottom. YOU can construct a natural-looking coastline, or build complex trees, or vary textures of dirt and coarse dirt and rooted dirt and just a bit of concrete powder to keep the pattern looking natural along a dirt path, but minecraft itself has to operate under the rules of what its things are: Dirt is dirt. Rooted dirt is dirt that an azalea tree has put roots in. Path blocks are paths. This holds it back, and that’s good, because if the whole world already looked like a dedicated builder had been terraforming it for hours, then how could you ever build anything there? Every new space minecraft adds looks beautiful but in a way that begs you to improve it. We know how to make Minecraft prettier, but the only reason that’s fun is because Minecraft itself refuses to take our advice. I think that’s neat.

#minecraft #block game yelling tag

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[sugarbear2001]

Ciel is a traumatized little boy who went through horrific abuse. He is not in love with the butler who acts as his guardian now that his parents are dead. 

#anti sebaciel #im not gonna argue with yall #just yell into the void and leave me alone #or i will block you #yes I know sebastian wants to eat his soul #black butler #kuroshitsuji

[fracnkie]

Sorry I erased your boyfriend from our timeline

I’m sorry not to tell you in person. I know you won’t have remembered him, heck, you might even have a different boyfriend. I’ve been too afraid to check. I just needed to say this because I was the one that caused the accident at the lab. He wasn’t even supposed to be there. He was really cool.

#unreality #boyfriend meme #found this on a lamppost a block from my house #my boyfriend spotted it and yelled in excitement #transcribed in the alt text

[l3irdl3rain]

caught her hard at work redecorating

#my post #Josie #then I scared her when I told chester to stop yelling :/ #bug tw #spider tw #insect tw #bug #spider #tarantula #< that is how I censor her. pls block one / multiple of those tags if you do not wish to see true beauty

[lightningbig]

here are the raw dough clips because i'm still laughing about it four days later

#block game #qsmp #videos #its the way foolish laughs at first and then realizes and starts yelling #'it'll bake inside me you coward' kills me every time

[haveyoueatenthis]

I'm sorry, I need to say this, but you guys need to think over your responses a few times before you send them. It's easy to tell that a lot of the asks/replies/reblogs we get are impulsive, because they're either way too aggressive ("kys" is never appropriate to say, let alone to strangers), they're overly familiar (you do not know us. please do not call us "baby"), they're already answered by the pinned post, or they're pretentious/judgemental/entitled.

So please, just think before you send. Think about how people might feel upon reading your words. That's all, thank you.

#I'm very tired of having to block/remove/delete things for the main Mods mental well being. you guys can be very cruel. and very weird. #they run this blog for free and for fun. not to be yelled at or to be parasocially poked at. Be Niceys. #mod s #suicide cw -

[bargledblocks]

suggestion: we can call volume 2 tommy c!Twommy

#dream smp #dsmp #tommyinnit #the blocks yell

[strangersatellites]

very excited to announce this!!!!

envy, wrath, sloth, gluttony, greed, lust, ao3

this is part one of what will be the

Seven Deadly Sins Series (NSFW 18+)

pride (noun) - inordinate esteem for one’s own excellence. It is a habit or vice that disposes us to think more of ourselves than we ought. 

The Hair.

King Steve. 

Pretty Boy.

Steve is no stranger to objectification. He’s well acquainted with the way girls blush and giggle when he smiles their way in the halls. The way guys seem to puff out their chests when they speak to him. 

In fact, his physical appearance has become so much a part of who he is at this point that he’s probably single-handedly keeping Farrah Fawcett spray on shelves across the nation.

But the thing about being naturally attractive, Steve learned the hard way, is that humility is what really gets under people’s skin. 

Blushes go pinker when his response to a giggly “You look handsome today, Steve,” is looking at his shoes with a quiet, “What, this? Thank you.”

Other boys look less ready to throw a punch or an insult his way when they sprinkle their gametime trash-talk with “Pretty Boy” and “King Steve” if he just laughs and keeps playing.

Humility is what really does it.

For most people.

In the past few months he’s been dating Eddie Munson though, he’s realized there’s one exception. 

It's not that Steve doesn’t think he’s attractive. It’s not that at all. He knows he’s good looking, spends an inordinate amount of time making sure he highlights it daily. Loves it about himself actually.

He doesn’t usually let people know that he knows, is the thing.

But Eddie loves when he’s vain.

Loves the way he primps in the mirror before they go out.

How he spins around to make sure his best assets are on display.

Steve’s honestly lost count of the number of times he’s been talking to himself in the bathroom, staring at his reflection saying “Damn, I look good in this outfit,” before arms are snaking around his waist and squeezing at his hips. A gravelly, “Fuck yeah you do,” in his ear.

That’s why, with a Herculean effort, Steve pulls himself away from Eddie’s lips where he’s in his lap on his couch.

They’re both breathing heavy, lips swollen, and eyes glassy. But Steve has an idea.

He rubs his thumbs over Eddie’s cheeks and breathes a laugh when he turns to nip at one of them. Can’t help but to lean in and kiss him again.

“Can we try something, baby?” He whispers into the barely there space between them.

Feels Eddie nod and hands grip at his thighs.

“Anything you want, Stevie.”

He trails a hand back to tangle in Eddie’s curls and shifts to bite at his ear and whisper, “Want you to fuck me in front of the mirror. Wanna watch.”

When Eddie pulls back from him it’s with a wicked smirk and eyes darker than Steve’s ever seen. He bucks Steve up and off and smacks him on the ass when he turns to leave.

“Yeah baby. Let's go watch how pretty you are.”

He knows his smile is blinding when he laughs back over his shoulder. 

*****

Steve always thinks he’s hot, but he thinks he’s prettiest when he’s kneeling and sitting back on his boyfriend’s dick with tear streaks down his cheeks and drool down his chest. 

He’s so spacey, and so stuffed full that he’d agree with almost anything Eddie said. 

Currently it's a litany of, “Look at you baby, you’re so hot,” and “My sweet baby. Prettiest angel,” and “Look how pretty you are, huh,” with every punch of his hips and bite to the side of his neck.

Between Steve’s punched out breaths and whines he’s nodding. “Mhm. ‘M the prettiest. So pretty when I cry.”

His agreements have Eddie groaning and wrapping the hand not digging into his hip around the front of his neck and dragging him backward into a bruising kiss. 

He’s smiling and Steve can feel him laugh when he whimpers against his mouth. “Tell me about it baby. Tell me what’s pretty.”

Gasps from deep in his chest when Eddie wraps his hand around his cock and tugs. 

“Tell me.”

Steve whines once and squirms under the attention. Loves it. 

“My eyes,” he gasps. Eddie hums from behind him and slows his hips to a deep grind. “My eyes look really green when I’m crying. I like them.”

A soft kiss dropped to his shoulder and two sets of eyes on him in the mirror.

“My hair. Like it when– when it's messy,” a hiccup and eyes squeezed shut when Eddie shifts inside him just right. “Like when it’s messy from your hands.” 

He slides his own hands up his thighs and squeezes at the hand Eddie still has against his hip. 

He meets his own gaze in the mirror and his face breaks into a smile as his chest heaves.

“Like my lips when they’re swollen. People can tell I just kissed you. Want ‘em to know.”

In a second Eddie’s got a palm flat against his back and has his shoulders shoved down into the carpet, his head twisted to see himself.

He knows he’s falling fast because he giggles when Eddie grips at his hips and pulls him back onto his dick. Giggles even more when Eddie looks up at him in the mirror and smirks when he pushes in deep.

“Pretty when I’m ass up for you,” he smiles and his eyes finally stray away from his own reflection to meet his boyfriends gaze, fucked out and cocky.

Eddie lands a sharp smack to his ass and squeezes. “Hell yeah you are baby. So pretty when you’re on my dick.”

One of his hands slides up Steve’s spine and presses down on the back of his neck and pulls a gasp from his lungs. 

“But you know what baby?”

Steve hums with his eyes locked on the way his ass bounces with each meeting of Eddie’s hips.

The hand snakes back around to tug at his cock again and he knows it won’t take much more when Eddie grits out “Prettiest when you come for me.”

His legs shake and he lets out a high whine as he spurts into Eddie’s hand.

“That’s it angel. God you feel so good, Stevie,” is all Eddie can get out before Steve feels his hips stutter and his breath leave him in low groan.

Steve knows he’s attractive is the thing.

Knows he’s pretty and loves it.

People tell him all the time.

But one of his favorite things to hear is when he’s coming down from his orgasm high, his boyfriend lists the things he finds prettiest.

“Your smile.”

“Your laugh.”

“Your heart.”

“The way you love people.”

“The way you love me.”

“The prettiest is the way you love yourself.”

#steddie #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie smut #seven deadly sins series #pride #these are all going to be smut #and filthy smut at that #therefore #minors DNI #or get blocked im so serious #joey don't yell at me this was my writing reward for making progress on my big bang #stay tuned for the other six #can you tell I have catholic guilt be honest #y'all won't believe what I was watching while I wrote this #okay fine I'll tell you #it was shark tales #this is probably ooc #good thing idgaf #gin writes

[wingedcatgirl]

so this post is going around and it's total misinfo because he actually did "do this for" all those. they-very-much-did.jpg

credit to @stirdrawsandreblaws for calling out the lies and @keastaroni for putting the links together but i'm reposting rather than reblogging because they added it as a reblog and i do not want to interact with the op of that post (a quick glance at their blog suggests that they're kind of an asshole)

It is a very easy google search, 100% Roe v Wade (abortion access) - July 2022 Student loan debt - August 2022 Canceled 5 Billion dollars in student loan debt Jan 19th, 2024 COVID - Ten within first two days Covid Vaccination required for Federal Workers Promoting Covid safety in Domestic and international travel Climate issues - First day of his presidency Executive order to revitalize our commitment to environmental justice for all BLM - also first day of his presidency Executive order on advancing racial equity and support for underserved communities School Shootings - March 2023 Hawaii - August 2023 Remember to be cautious of what you see online, it's election year. Do your research and stay informed. Continue voicing for the causes that matter to you, let your representatives know what you want from them. Vote!! Resources for demanding cease-fire in Gaza

#words from me a kity #i guess i have a politics tag now #if people yell at me for not hating biden hard enough i will block them. do not test me #i also dislike biden but lying helps nobody's case #'oh then are you trying to claim biden is perfect' no. shut the fuck up with false dichotomies

[turrondeluxe]

in 2012 are Kirby and raph rivals like Leo and raph are I am confused

they are twinsies! :D (kirby is raph's younger twin to be more exact! that's why their faces look really similar if you compare them a bit :])

and im guessing you're referring to air jail raph? lmao

they don't really hate each other nor have a rivalry at all

it's just silly sibling pestering

#kirby just takes no shit to people insulting the things he likes. therefore raph air jail #kirby may not look like it but hes really chill #raph can yell at him all he wants and kirby would just stare at him like 😐😑 #SUIKA IS WATERMELON IN JAPANESE. GUYS. GUYS PLEASE. #im going to block anyone who speaks polish and decides to put something on the tags #ask #tmnt kirby #all of this is old art btw

[pissditching]

i'm leaving this blog for a long time if not forever. here's why.

i watched over half the dash, people i've been mutuals with for years, fall for horrific antisemitism in the name of attacking someone i love because they used academic language on a deeply reactionary website that doesn't think genocide requires you to use your brain when thinking about how to stop it.

i watched the word "zionist" get thrown at someone who isn't one in the slightest so many times the definition crumbled until people were using it to mean "i have decided you are evil in a jewish way". i saw them slandered with blatantly antisemitic conspiracy theories saying their family owns property in israel when they don't. i saw people i trusted fall for it and parrot those same theories with no evidence when fact-checking would have taken five? ten minutes? because that's how quick and eager people are to believe in an evil jew.

i used to love this place, this was the place for all of my teenage years and into my early 20s. i'm not deleting my blog, all of my posts will stay up, but i can't look at many of you the same ever again. it will never not make me sick to my stomach.

to everyone who kept their head on their shoulders and/or sent messages of love, concern, and kindness, thank you. your sanity over the last few days has made me feel more sane. for everyone else, i have nothing left to say.

#gazans are being slaughtered and you yell at a jew who agrees with you because you didn't like or get how they said end this genocide #gazans are being slaughtered and you take that as an opportunity to yell at a jew who agrees with you about gerard way pronouns. #do you understand how vile a person that makes you. how apathetic and vitriolic that requires you to be. #i can block people all i want. it doesn't change that they exist. #that that fucker is still getting *congratulated* for running someone calling for peace off this app

[ambiguousgrass]

big fan of tommyinnit psychological torture video. glad this is the direction hes taking things

#grass yells into the void #block men #tommyinnit #grass' big posts

[lotus-pear]

GUYS I THINK TUMBLR FUCKING SHADOWBANNED ME BC I TRIED TO LOOK UP ONE OF MY MUTUALS BLOGS AND THEY WERE NOT SHOWING UP????? SO I WAS LIKE "POOKIE IS MISSING!!!!!!!!!!" AND I THOUGHT THEY BLOCKED ME SO I WENT TO MY ALT ACC AND THEY SHOWED UP THERE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS..............THEY WOULD NEVER BLOCK ME

#HOW DO I FUCKING FIX THIS. ITS WITH MULTIPLE PPL TOO NOT JUST THEM #BROOOOOOO IM GONNA CRY #if u have beef w me then yell in my dms.......dont block me........we can settle this like men