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runawaymun · 30 days

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#sorry let me rant real quick in the tags #cw personal #once again hitting an insurance pothole bc the psych says she accepts my OHP plan HOWEVER the therapy group she is contacted with says #THEY don't #they only accept the insurance if it's through my employer but NOT through the government??????????????#so there's still some kind of payment???#anyway I want to scream why is this so complicated #like will she take my insurance or not who's right here #anyway called her back directly and went to voicemail so now I've done all I can for now #why the hell is this so hard man #the person on the phone didn't know really how to explain #once again no one knows what they're talking about #like can y'all not communicate and figure this out?#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i need to get an ADHD eval before my next PCP appointment in june so that they will continue giving me my meds #and the psychiatry through the hospital has a limited number of visits that insurance will cover #*contracted #not retyping all of that #and once again the only reason this is so stressful is because the psychiatry group at the hospital fumbled the communication ball last tim #and the psychiatrist I was with never put the ADHD on the chart #and now somehow it's MY responsibility to fix that>#UGH #like I am grateful to have some kind of coverage but holy shit is the US healthcare system in shambles #the bureaucracy is INSANE #i had to just sit down and put my head in my hands for a second #and then go 'right okay nothing i can do about that rn moving on'#uGH #literally said 'what the FUCK' out loud a couple times #like not on the phone after I hung up obvs

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buggbuzz · 10 months

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THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER

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serendippertyy · 9 months

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lovebug and lovebird, respectively 🪰🪽

#im still soooooo normal about them (i am actually insane and climbing the walls right now)#good omens #good omens 2 #lord beelzebub #archangel gabriel #ineffable bureaucracy #my art

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bookshopbentley · 8 months

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“ crowley’s gonna be so pathetic and sad in s3 blah blah blah “ no you guys don’t understand he has NOTHING to lose . the one thing that meant anything to him is GONE . let me see him even more unhinged

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nerdylittleguy · 10 months

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"we're on opposite sides!"

"we're on our side!"

#good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens #gabriel #good omens beelzebub #gabriel and beelzebub #gabriel x beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #I am going insane over the parallels between all the relationships in good omens #When Crowley mentioned Alpha Centuri I think something clicked for Aziraphale ngl #this show is making me go insane /pos #(mostly pos)#What media studies does to a person fr #Apologies for the horrendous photo quality they are screenshots from youtube videos bc I don't have prime on my phone </3 #And apologies if someone already said this #I realised this in the bath yesterday and had a genuine eureka moment

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weaver-z · 10 months

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What kind of crazy fucknasty fly business does Beelzebub have going on down there to make Gabriel ABDICATE HIS TITLE AS ARCHANGEL

#good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub #archangel gabriel #that they/them ze/zir pussy must be INSANE

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my-hyperfixations · 10 months

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I am losing my mind

#THE LAST TEN MINUTES?!#WHAT?!#I knew that fly wasn’t just a fly tho #omg I’m losing my mind I’m actually going insane #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens season two spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #good omemes #good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands

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mariusslonelysoul · 9 months

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Jon hamm you will hear from my therapist -they wanna send you a fruit basket

#I MELT EVERY TIME #those two were so stinking cute #saved me from insanity after the finale #good omens 2 #ineffable bureaucracy #boxfly #gabriel good omens #good omens beelzebub #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens #also i keep using this meme but i love it

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p4nishers · 10 months

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no bc u CANT just make another demon that's not crowley say "i found something that's worth more to me than choosing sides" and you literally CANNOT under no circumstances just make an angel that's not aziraphale say "wherever they are is my heaven" you. uagshjxxws. you can't cause i would vomit

#that's literally illegal neil didn't u know it was just passed a few years ago #it's actually insane and crazy for their BOSSES to figure they shit out before they do. like that's actually insanity that should be a #federal investigation #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #go s2 spoilers #go spoilers #go s2 #good omens s2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands

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alecscudder1987 · 10 months

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ive just had a thought. see ive been joking as much as the next person about the ineffable beurocracy getting their shit together after 3 dates while it took aziraphale and crowley since literally before time was invented BUT it's quite literally just privilege.

you saw the shot where aziraphale grabs crowley's shoulder just after beelzebub and gabriel declare their love--this level of visibility is unprecedented, and something he and crowley have never been able to afford. while they (and we) might have softened to not-gabriel throughout the season, the second gabriel is gabriel again, he uses his position and leaddrship weight as archangel to fuck right off with his beloved. which, good for him.

but to aziraphale and crowley, this is fucking bonkers information. they spent their entire existences compromising on their relationship in order to not...be compromised. and gabriel just up and speed-runs dating the enemy because the worst consequence he faces is getting fired. gabriel and beelzebub never face consequences for their relationship, so of course it goes off without a hitch. no one looking over your shoulder because you're the guy looking over everyone's shoulder.

while im thankful they fucked off to alpha centuri so i don't ever have to see gabriel's smug face again, i do wonder if the "going off together" is really the good relationship A & C ought to model. if it's a happy foil to miserable wee morag and her girlfriend from the minisodes, it's still not what i believe crowley and aziraphale are going to do.

they've spent all of time becoming increasingly codependent, and while that's fun and all for a while, crowley and aziraphale really need their little human mundanities. going on walks. getting dinner. going for a drive to blow off steam. their path is getting distinctly more human-looking, and i think someday they're going to have to reckon with the idea of letting other people into their lives.

to bring it back to my first point, i've just been thinking about WHY crowley and aziraphale are Like That, when we've been presented with a new couple who most certainly isn't, and it made me think about it in terms of power. they have leverage, but they built it for themselves by learning everything about earth their superiors didn't know, getting a leg up anywhere they can. gabriel and beezlebub don't need a leg up. they have it. they're stepping on your chest and brushing dust from their costs as you try to climb past the first stone.

you could also look at it like queer versus straight relationships. queer relationships are often by circumstance somewhat secretive and full of codes and longing glances and not-talking-about-your-feelings BECAUSE it might get you into trouble. straight relationships often don't have this problem (though they might have others relating to other intersecting & marginalized identities) so they can get straight away into the declaring it part.

TL;DR beezlebub and gabriel got hitched immidiately while it took crowley and aziraphale all of time to kiss because the ineffable beaurocracy has about a million times more power and a billion times less consequences for getting caught about it than the ineffable husbands do.

#holy shit this got long i meant for it to be like 3 sentences maximum #this fandom does things to my brain and it is rapidly waking the special interest back up #i literally am already writing a fic i feel insane #good omens #go spoilers #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens meta #james jabbers

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witchofthesouls · 3 months

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You know the film Who Framed Rodger Rabbit where humans and Toons live there together?

Imagine the sheer chaos to occur if any Transformers iterations landed on that type of Earth. No one knows who the fuck these giant robots are as they definitely aren't Toons. Meanwhile the bots can't help but be confused by these strange creatures living alongside the organics.

The Toons however see both factions as perfect targets for mischief. Starscream crashing into a wall via a super realistic painting, poor Optimus getting flowers full of dynamite or Bumblebee having multiple 'Kick Me I'm Fake' signs plaster on his bumper by Toon cars. Megatron feels like they landed in a looney bin as he fails to intimidate the 50th cartoon rat on the ship.

This probably lead to kidnapping a human cause no one is making progress when they're constantly getting menaced by law defying entities.

Oh man, the childhood nostalgia is so real here 🤣🤣

Look, the Toons would break the Autobots and the Decepticons. Cybertronians are not strangers to special powers, but beings that regularly defy all sense of laws in such a blase, hilarious manner without one ounce of logic yet yield so much damage?

The factions' respective medbays will be constantly full of mecha with processor crashes and circuit burnout. Soundwave, Prowl, and Red Alert will have to be put into long-term stasis for their mental and emotional health.

You want peace? Or a long-term armistice? Send in Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as Trojan Horses.

There is no escape from their antics. Those creatures are everywhere.

Land. Sea. Air. Fucking space in a random astro-suit.

(Mechs would be driven mad trying to find who the hell is Marvin the Martian in any database. Including the Galactic Alliance.)

Even Megatron will break.

He will become hollow mech, desperate for respite, and beg for mercy. A new phobia for the fear of the sound of carrots being crunched and chewed would be implemented in their disorders. As well as Daffy's crazed laughter once they can reliably track it.

But the biggest kicker? All the humans would just chuckle or outright laugh at their declarations. Aliens? Really? Are you sure? What's the gimmick?

Many humans shake their heads, elbowing people around them because there's a new joke going around. Apparently, the Toons caught into the mecha anime explosion, so now they have sentient Gundams walking around with an epic battle of good versus evil.

(Que some Americans shouting things in Japanese. Some want to improve or keep up their language skills. Others just want to be dicks. It would be funnier if humans had so much experience picking out the robots in disguise from the Toons' general mayhem and shenanigans.)

The Toons know that those are real aliens but are too delighted by the sheer potential chaos of having fresh meat, ahem, new neighbors.

#ask #crossover #transformers #who framed roger rabbit #looney tunes #bugs bunny #daffy duck #megatron #prowl #soundwave #red alert #maccadam #my thoughts #fic ideas #look the sheer chaos in this verse is absolutely frightening #Bugs Bunny is an amoral trickster god based on social bureaucracy #Daffy is just Insane in the Membrane

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gabrielspenisbox · 10 months

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Can we PLEASE talk about how Gabriel was ENTIRELY intending to show up on Beelzebub's fucking doorstep completely naked

Like, cheeks out EVERYTHING.

#ineffable bureaucracy #go s2 #like sir what #imagine Beelzebub's reaction #opening their door and seeing a butt naked Gabriel with 0 memories #INSANE #Flyposting

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shadowhawthorn · 9 months

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i have been thinking a lot about this show. everyday 💛💛

#i haven't stopped thinking about them i'm going insane i love them so much. and i need them to be okay. oughh #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens art #good omens fanart #aziracrow #ineffable partners #ineffable bureaucracy #i finally got around to drawing them properly i have been sketching them like my life depends on it this past month

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serendippertyy · 4 months

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TALL WIFE AND SMALL WIFE TIME!!!!!

dunno if these refs turned out as good as the aziracrow ones but that's okayy y'all know im the ineffable bureaucracy girly I had to get these done!! 👏👏

nothing rlly crazy goin on with them in this au they're just sillies ,,, they hide their wings for,, Obvious Reasons I'm just showcasing them,,

and of course they do not have cutie marks bc that is a thing only mortals have but I'm sure if they decided to choose to have some they'd have cutie marks of each other's faces surrounded by hearts or some stupid bs like that 😒😒

love them sm🥰🥰🪰🕊️

#my little good omens my pride and joy 🫶🫶#im insane sooo maybe I'll go other characters idkkkkk 🤔#good omens #good omens 2 #archangel gabriel #lord beelzebub #boxfly #ineffable bureaucracy #my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony #mlp fim #mlp #mlp fanart #ponification #ponified #my art

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bookshopbentley · 8 months

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your reminder that aziraphale actually smiles differently at crowley than he does at anyone else

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barely-gettin-bi · 9 months

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frantically violently rapidly switching between

AAAAGHGGHHGGHH INEFFABLE HUSBANDS

and

AAAGGHGHGHH INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY

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