Perhaps we should ask someone about this Murphy.
Why don’t we ask Murphy about Murphy?
‘Cause that’s just what he would be expecting.
That’s what anybody would be expecting.
the feminine urge to face your soulmate in an intense sexually charged dance battle on a baseball field while adamantly denying that that is what you're doing
Every so often I'll just be living my life and randomly remember that "I Don't Dance" exists. The song that has lines like "I don't dance/there's just one little thing that stops me every time," "slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor," "you better sping that pitch you're gonna throw me," and "I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true/I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too." (And Chad and Ryan have better musical chemistry than Troy and Gabriella ever had, argue with the wall.) And then Chad and Ryan SWITCH CLOTHES AFTER SINGING THIS SONG TOGETHER.
And Disney is trying to tell me that anyone other than Ryan Evans was Disney's first gay character? The only reason that's true is because they were cowards back in 2007 and literally nothing else.
with the amount of au's in the world it genuinely shocks me that no one has combined tbhk and high school musical. like. hanako as troy and nene as gabriella and kou as chad and mitsuba as ryan and probably aoi as taylor and idk sakura as sharpay and natsuhiko as zeke and tsuchigomori as the basketball coach and and and
chad danforth from high school musical is a bisexual icon. at first, he struggles with his own identity and, as seen in the I Don’t Dance scene, he’s in denial and doesn’t want to accept his queerness, but he learns to love himself thanks to the support of the wildcats. ryan evans, again from high school musical, is a gay icon. he struggles with finding his place next to his sister, but he learns to come forward and show off his talents. together, the two of them create a power couple that has not been replicated in the almost 15 years since the trilogy concluded. in this essay i will-
just picture it, ryan is a ballet dancer doing his final project to graduate, but his partner gets injured and now he is desperately looking for a new dance partner who is talented enough to do the lifts and turns in his choreography,
and then comes in chad, who's is stuck doing community service at this rich artsy stuck up kids school, and somehow finds himself changing some light bulbs at the back of the room ryan is holding auditions in, and, seriously, its like these guys are trying to look pathetic. and chad doesn't dance – not these fancy type of shit, at least – but he could certainly do better than that,
and they somehow chad becomes ryan's dance partner – but only because thats part of his community service, of course – and now chad is teaching ryan hip hop and ryan is teaching him ballet, and maybe, maybe this is kinda nice,
so they adapt the routine and fuck, chad really does like dancing,