you get assigned gay by kenny ortega. you then get assigned not gay by disney but they let you keep the fruity hats. you come back next year and get assigned gay by kenny ortega again, this time complete with a homoerotic dance sequence. you return again the following year and are assigned not gay by disney, this time accompanied by a heterosexual prom date. you return 15 years later and are finally assigned gay by disney because they now think it's profitable. you are ryan evans in high school musical.
happy pride month to chad and ryan, the lil gay cowboy and roman in the night at the museum trilogy, and every man who played volleyball in top gun (1986).
actually highschool musical was meant to be a star wars reboot with chad, sharpay, and ryan, but kenny ortega decided to go a different direction to display the actors ranges (twitter) [ID in alt!]
Welp, here’s my second version of Velvet and Veneer (or as I made JD describe them in one of my oneshots, the two “spaghetti-limbed bozos who can’t sing a lick” lolol 😆) Edited from the leaked Trolls Band Together activity crossword coloring page that had them on it.
My personal headcanon for them? I like to think that they have a relationship similar to Sharpay and Ryan from the High School Musical.
In those movies, both of them are siblings who are adamant about performing and being recognized, with Sharpay being the more controlling of the two and desiring the spotlight for them by any means possible. Additionally, their performances when onstage and singing are loud and flashy numbers.
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This is just how I picture Velvet and Veneer, but then again, that's just what I think 🤷♀️