What if y/n was a siren as well and just ended up in Orca!Eclipses area somehow/accidentally
Oh ho!
A siren reader would be a pretty thing with the tail of a beluga whale and a natural affinity for the Arctic sea. You don't expect to encounter anything in particular but you soon become aware of another in the dark blue waters. Then, he's upon you.
Sirens aren't necessarily dangerous to each other, but there is a certain wariness they each hold. You aren't sure what to make of this strong and large orca siren. He's got hungry eyes. You're very careful, respectful, and mean to move along, but he insists you stay in these waters a while long. He'll hunt a meal for you. You aren't used to such an offer, especially one implying the desire to court, but you're curious, and tempted.
But courtship is a dangerous game to play.
You tell him you'd like to see what he has to offer. He's all sharp teeth and promises to return very quickly, so stay right there. Don't move. He'll come back with his offering.
The moment he disappears to hunt, you jet off in the opposite direction. It's for the best. You're not sure how this courtship would have played out, and it's better to keep to yourself so that you can stay free—
But he finds you, a squid in his jaws and hands pulling on your waist, his tail pressing against yours. He spits out the half-dead squirming creature to ask why you didn't heed his words. You stumble through excuses and explanations, but he doesn't give you a chance to defend yourself before he shoves the food in your hands. He says you can enjoy it with him somewhere less open, somewhere you're less likely to get lost again.
And you realize that the courtship has already begun.
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A blarbo has chosen ye, do ye except?
mine now
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Laura: Well that was a waste of words
Travis, immediately choosing violence: Okay Jester
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give me my eyebrows back u clown
NUH UH!!
my prisoners now:3
and SHOW URSELF JESTER!! Dont hide behind the anonn…./silly
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Have you ever died? if you did why not stay dead?
NU-HAH!!
CURIOSITY EXCEEDS YOU, YOU!
QUAINT, EVER WONDERING, HOW I WOULD APPLAUD YOU OF SUCH EMPTY WORDING, VISITOR... BUT LO, I WON'T!
HEE, HEE, TO EVER DIE IS NOT OF MINE. THIS BODY SEPARATE, HOW IT IS DEEMED 'CAGED', YET HOW IT TRULY CANNOT BE KILLED!!!
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER FOR MANY EVERS!! DECADES LONG I HAVE DANCED TO THIS SONG, ONLY NOW DOES IT BECOME A SOLO ACT!
NUA-HAHA!!!!
NO, DEATH IS A CHASE THAT I ENJOY TO RUN... EXPERIENCED AND INEXPERIENCED.
BOO-HOO, THE DEATH OF THE AUTHOR, AUTHOR!!
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I like your seal!y/n’s and orca!eclipses so have a gooberfied version
THE GOOBERS!!! They're so cute, dawww! I love them!!!
Thank you so much for sharing! ♥
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having such a fun normal time this episode look at these fun normal shitty doodles
fcg:
the fucking bird:
the latest chetney scene to live RENT FREE in my head forever:
and of course, laudna is EVERYTHING to me, with boaty and ropey (who I can't stop imagine looking like a weird snake)
and of course, my BOY, my lil GUY:
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