#they both fucking slayed

[innerslumber]

London seems like a good place for Sebastian and Chris to premiere their movies. 😏

#Sebastian Stan #Chris Evans #london premiere #they both fucking slayed #not me imagining them together again on the red carpet with their Hot Silver Fox looks #Yes Daddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sausage-rolll]

I always find it particularly funny when people say that Ranni is just manipulating the player and that she’s using them as a means to a much more nefarious secret end, because if you actually pay attention to the game and character then one thing becomes abundantly clear.

Ranni literally cannot lie to save her life.

No seriously, she’s a cunning mastermind but she is a fucking terrible liar. When a random tarnished comes looking for her and accuses her of the assassination of Godwyn, she just goes “yeah? And what of it?” as if she’s not admitting to being the one behind the biggest act of heresy in known history. That's not something you should just say to people, least of all a tarnished!

You get her alone with you and within seconds she’s rambling about her plan, her past, her family, her friends that she adores with all of her heart, how you’re actually a lot like them, nevermind forget that last part please-

Sorry to burst the bubble of all the nihilist theorists out there that really want age of stars to secretly be a bad ending but if Ranni was planning anything nefarious with her godhood then I’m willing to bet that she wouldn’t be able to keep quiet about it until the end of her questline.

#It’s a fucking wonder the night of the black knives actually succeeded with the way she speaks to people #Radahn: Ah dearest brother and sister! What brings thou both to the capital? #Ranni: Oh. Nothing special brother. Just stealing the concept of death from uncle Maliketh to forge into god slaying blades. #Radahn: YOU’RE DOING WHAT- #It’s like heresy is her hyperfixation or something. #elden ring #ranni #ranni the witch

[chu-tao]

we're never beating venti is jesus allegations i see

#genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin venti #venti #lemme remind u both barbara and jean wear crosses even tho barbatos was never fucking crucified #but if he did he would slay his puss as always i think #petition to let venti have im walking on water moment #okayy but who would be his 12 apostles #this is a joke

[rhymaes]

The Untamed, Ep. 11 // The Untamed, Ep. 48

#you can’t cross the distance to your brother but you can build a doorway to watch the loss through!!! #INSANE SHIT. GOD. HIS FACE. THE TRAGEDY OF LOSING SOMETHING AS YOU HOLD IT #AND MERLIN BADE FAREWELL TO THE KING HE HAD CREATED!!! #THIS HAPPENED LONG AGO NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE IT!! FUCK. FUCK!! #Wei wuxian saying the cruelest thing he possibly could to his brother thinking it’s the kindest & just. #the way it world destroy both of them to know that. good. god. #the best part abt rewatching this series is 1.) I can understand what’s actually happening & the foreshadowing SLAYS & 2.) their relationsh #ip & seeing just how badly Wei wuxian backed himself in thta corner & Jiang cheng should have known to help him but he didn’t know how to lo #ok yet. because that came wijt time and experience and not having to build your home back up from the ground where evil people killed your p #arents & tortured your brother & now neither of you can really speak correctly to each other because there’s a gap #you don’t know how to cross because you don’t know yet who put it there #& then 16 years later in a temple you see what it is and why it’s there and that your brother will never #try to cross it because he thinks it’s a kindness #when all you’ve ever wanted was for him to stay. #ANYWAY. CRAZY HUH #the untamed #mdzs #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #wei wuxian #wei wuxain #I don’t know the right spelling now these tags r making me doubt SO #wei ying

[skitskatdacat63]

This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....

#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh #probably seperate but #there was something in the air that weekend!!!! #i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb #and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium #and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium #like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful #<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING #this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no????? #all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful #but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post #but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me. #as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd #well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :) #smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then #shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP #*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing' #im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks #also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2010 bahrain gp

[mbohjeezart]

...0///0

#DOC #DOC HOW FUCKING DARE YOU #YOURE GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK ONE DAY #MY POOR LITTLE HEART CANT HANDLE THIS #docm77 #twitter #Doc's twitter is just. this is day 4 out of 4 for a streak of how many days in a row he's retweeted my art. #im dying a little i think #Also they're both slaying it

[earlgodwin]

DAVID OAKES and BRADLEY JAMES in 'Vikings Valhalla'

#*cracks knuckles* #now why the hell didn't they give them screen time Together? #babes you have both david oakes and bradley james yet you don't milk the fuck out of them likeeeee #borgia guy and merlin guy would've maximized their joint slay but oh well #that being said #this show was lowkey catering for me specifically though by casting them #david oakes #bradley james #vikings #vikings valhalla #vvedit #vikingsedit #vikingsvalhallaedit #earl godwin #harekr #perioddramaedit #periodedits #tvedit #valhallacentral #by jen

[theghooligan]

not ran being a doll after cheapshotting taka-chan like that 😭

#tr spoilers #tokyo revengers #i literally love them both #i cant even hate ran #because all the manga readers know what mitsuya does to him 😉 #even getting fucked up mitsuya is still beautiful #why must we suffer the injustice of having to see him be so sexy while dying #ran committing tall crimes #he’s a tall menance who has committed the crime of slaying my fucking heart #but rin? he’s the whole package #rin will always be my fave #mitsuya takashi #ran haitani #mitsuya x reader #ran x reader #mikey x reader #draken x reader #chifuyu x reader #izana x reader #rindou x reader #sanzu x reader #ran smut #mitsuya smut #tokyo revengers smut #tr smut

[raveartts]

he's got that scenie haircut 😭

#raveartts #hazbin hotel #alastor #serial killers need either a bob or an undercut #alastor's out here slaying with both #with a scene fringe to be special #i'm determined to ruin every murder blorbo through my art #so next up #alastor in a ballgown 😈 #every man must have a pretty dress and that's my philosophy #are they truly my blorbo if i don't draw them in a dress? #....why is alastor so easy to draw #like he's still a human(oid) character. which is where i struggle #but he's so fucking easy #cutthroat could you please ever be easy i love you but you are a nightmare to draw 😭😭😭

[lastonthebrakes]

wake up guys new personality test just dropped and it's just whether or not you were on the right side of history pertaining to oscar piastri

#I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS SINCE HE'S ENTERED F1 #I KNOW TALENT WHEN I SEE IT #SO PROUD OF MY SILLY LITTLE DUDE!!! #also yes i only just watched #saturday at noon is a fucked up time ok #anyway you can collect your og oscar fan badge here #i watched him absolutely slay both f3 and f2 ok i been KNEW #oscar piastri

[craetor]

No offense, but i saw this and had to do it too. It just needs. more. Confidence. (Also i'm infatuated with the motif if y'all don't mind)

I will not encourage the making fun of their stark contrast or whatever. They are a graph of society. They portray the far ends of the spectrum and it is so fascinating. They don't stand here out of coincidence, they stand because they're (i am) deeply in love over it

Also ryuga is grabbing L's ass and yk what? As he should.

#the yin and yang about it #my art #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #death note #there really are 2 types of artists on tumblr lol #the YASS FUCK!! SLAY!! CUUUUNT and the u3u~♡♡♡ #both are me #it gets more and more tim burton everytime i pick of the stylus god damn

[avisisisis]

I could talk about how female characters are almost always watered down to the responsible friend or the voice reason or the badass character with no feelings, etc etc and how it's not only harmful but usually ooc for most of the characters it includes (Nya, Annabeth, literally every girl from PjO, Shoko and Nobara, etc) for hours but I have to sleep

#this is a bad thing #the whole “the boys r doing smth stupid while the girls stare in disappointment” thing is so annoying #like #in pjo #if we're talking abt canon personalities #annabeth was also deranged as fuck. she's smart ofc she is but she's a feral child that lives in a camp where slaying monsters is normal #she's badass ofc but she's not your “responsible character” #also. badass female characters #a character doesn't have to be mean rude or straight up heartless to be badass #annabeth CRIED bc the giant dog w three heads that guards the underworld didn't have anyone to play with #that girl cries over everything and i love her for it #if percabeth watched titanic it wouldn't be a “percy cries and annabeth comforts” situation #honestly they'd both be rating the way the ppl fell out of the boat #my girl doesn't deserve this mischaracterization #if you think a girl has to b mean to be badass then she is NOT badass #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo #ninjago #ninjago nya #ieiri shoko #kugisaki nobara #jjk

[marvelousartcatastrophe]

Reflekta is here baby and shes gonna traumatize all of you. Chapter 31 of my mlb rewrite is up on ao3 and wattpad, sorry it's a day late I ate shit on stage during a play yesterday and seriously damaged my knees.

#I fucking love reflekta ok #and queen bee #they both slay #miraculous #mlb #art catastrophe #chat noir #mlbrewrite #ladybug #art catastrophe mlb rewrite #miracle box #mlbredesign #art catastrophe miracle box #queen bee #reflekta #marc anciel #marcaniel #marcnath #chloe bourgious #juleka #julerose

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i want nothing more than for Ezra & Thrawn to be not enemies, not friends, but a secret third thing - roommates

#sorry to be star wars posting on main but im star wars posting on main #i just think it would be so fucking funny #if they all get to thrawn and he & ezra are just chillin with space martinis #sabine: where's ezra 🔫>:(🔫 #thrawn: literally just turn your head to the left #but fr though has anyone... Asked if thrawn wants to be Involved??? #maybe hes done. maybe hes retired. #same with ezra #theyre busy stealing each others leftovers and fighting over the thermostat #whatever goes on in the galaxy is none of their business. they have Removed Themselves from the situation #i hope they Genuinely Dislike each other but theyre like... bonded like stray cats now #thats what trans-galactic purrgil travel does to a mf #ultimate roadtrip arc.... #i hope it made them both simultaneously worse and better <3 #i hope ezra does literally anything and thrawn is like 'this fucking kid... (derogatory. annoyed. tired. somehow emotionally attached)' #ahsoka and sabine turn up and thrawn is shoving ezra at them like Please Take Him Back Let Me Have Peace #while ezra is like 'awwww youd miss me too much (malicious. snarky. tired. somehow emotionally attached)' #of course its not gonna go like this. theyre gonna have thrawn be all like 'muahaha finally i have been rescued so that i may be eeeevilll' #not my thrawn but Whatever.... #hes a bad bitch but let him be. let him slay in retirement #and ezra's gonna be this wise jedi sage who's unlocked the secrets of the force blah blah blah #not MY blueberry boy but Whatever.... #i hope he's cloud-surfing with purrgil. living his best life #absolutely unprompted #ahsoka series #WAIT NO I WANT ONE OTHER THING #i need zeb & kallus to be gay married on lira san thankyew <3 #(also for ahsoka's lekku/montrals to be longer but we all know thats not gonna happen....) #(every day i look at live-action shaak ti and sigh) #(at least we get a stellar loth cat animatronic instead of weird cgi <3)

[mummer]

they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

#of course. this can only be in my dreams #hotd #my greatest idea is daemon doesnt even get his sword in the eye grand leap moment #cause like. Well physically that would be completely insane #they both get thrown together when their dragons collide and theyre both already dead from blunt force trauma #and the sword just kind of accidentally impales aemond lol #i just hate to see a character like daemon get somehow validated by the narrative as super cool and awesome and sexy etc #like for what? hes just a maaannn it’s just what you do. hes a human man at the end of it #cant ascend to godhood good buddy. better luck in ur next life. u sucked at this one #L + you have erectile dysfunction you cannot be legolas jumping on floating dragon scales. lame! #even if he did sink that sword in… its so pointless JDGDKSH. U ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE ANYWAY…. #i love crazy awesome action setpieces i love good cool action directing i dont think it necessarily would even be bad #but i think it does cede some of its own point. i guess thats the whole ‘you cant make an anti war film’ thing again #daemons whole fucking deal is just so boring to me unless it’s undermined and subverted. i love when hes a whiny pathetic mess. #and NOT a slay dom daddy. aemond i cant even discuss he does not do anything for me.

[verchielmarch]

I love it when another Medic do-si-dos w me... peace and love on planet earth

#medic tf2 #tf2 #my art #medic is just a guy to me i love him sm hes so weird #also i slay at playing him i love being a topscoring medic it makes me feel like one mean son of a bitch #(i say as though i dont just get all of that from being good at healing) #(and maybe killing spies with my bonesaw a lot) #anyway this is based off of a round where there were only three people on both teams so we just fucked around until more folks joined #and me and the lads were doing the MEDIC SWEEP play #which is just. everybody hop on and play medic and itll turn out great we swear #also he is wearing a yarmulke in case you dont know what that is on his head