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ttlurking · 2 years

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My Valorant ships/relationships/dynamics but I manage to fit them all in the same universe:

Jett/Phoenix is a given, they have chemistry. I think they're really cute in the easy banter/flirt kind of way. When it comes to actually talk about their feelings tho? They're awkward, blushing messes. They'd eventually get together, but by that point everyone assumed they'd been dating for a while. They have an open relationship.

Skye/Yoru, I think they're really cute honestly. Skye is definitely the one who wears the pants in the relationship. She's a direct sort of person, easily expressing what's on her mind, opposite to Yoru who's a snarky bastard but still loves her deeply. She ended up confessing after Yoru failed multiple times. She's the only one that can get him into a blushing, stuttering mess.

Jett/Neon and Phoenix/Yoru very similar dynamics! Friendly rivalry with a bit of flirt on the side.

Neon and Yoru are the most headstrong in the pairs. Yoru enjoys flustering Phoenix and Neon likes to corner Jett. Jett and Phoenix def talk about their massive crushes together and complain about how insufferable the other two radiants can be. Supportive bisexual partners suffering together 😔

Sage/Reyna: Honestly Reyna put it perfectly herself. "Sage we are the perfect pair, you give life, I take it" no explanation needed. I also think Sage works a bit as a damage control on Reyna, keeping the other radiant at bay whenever possible. Obvs Reyna tops (mostly) tho Sage can have her dominant moments, which never fail to surprise (and turn on) Reyna.

Brimstone and Killjoy + Cypher and Killjoy: both parental figures of sort for Killjoy. Brimstone is the protective, boomer dad who tries hard to understand his daughter (but fails) yet is still very supportive of her and is always ready to praise her for her work, even if he doesn't get it. Cypher is the mentor sort of father, a younger father perhaps, much closer to her passions and personality yet still as protective (as we can see from his dark Web voiceline). She probably reminds him of his daughter, which makes him extremely protective of her, he always has at least one eye on her at all times. (He does give her privacy tho).

Speaking of privacy! Raze/Killjoy, the girlfriends, the geniuses, the chaotic potential. These two are glued at the hip and even Brimstone with his protective nature and no fraternising rules eventually stopped trying to pry them apart. These two were made for eachother, literal soulmates.

Chamber. He's probably slept with half the protocol. Yes even Brim. You have to give it to him, the man can be very charming when he wants to be. Brim will regret it for the rest of his life 🤭👍🏻

Killjoy/Viper: complicated relationship. Killjoy harboured a deep admiration and a bit of a crush on Viper when they were still both with kingdom. Nothing ever came out of it as it was pretty much one sided. Now? As much as Killjoy admires Viper's intellect a lot of her respect for the older woman faded as she witnessed Viper's decline into her own hatred. Viper respects Killjoy's genius, but still sees her as a bit of a child, despite this she likes her more compared to a lot of the rest of her colleagues.

Sova/Cypher/Omen are a perfect balance of personalities I belive. I also think that Omen feels the safest with the two recon agents. Sova's personality is welcoming and gentle and he's always been willing to help Omen. Because of this Omen never felt judged or ashamed in his presence, which helped find a place to allow himself to feel vulnerable. Cypher on the other hand already knows Omen's secrets, more than Omen himself knows. In a weird way, it's reassuring, there's no need to hide from a person who's seen the worst of you and still treats you as he would anyone else. Sova and Cypher have a well known rivalry between them and Sova disagrees with a lot of Cypher's methods and morals; despite this they somehow managed to find a common ground (also thanks to Omen). All 3 of them are switches but Cypher is the one that enjoys seeing his partners flustered.

Kay/o and Brimstone husbands in denial. There's definitely something unspoken in there but both refuse to adress it.

Fade and Omen: surprising friendship. The two of them are both recluses of sort (and its Canon that they hang together when Omen knits, they just chill in silence together). I think they understand eachother very well and find comfort in eachother's presence. They talk so little between eachother and yet they just understand the other in a way that is hard to explain.

Omen and Cyper as Fade's guardians. They sort of- kinda adopted her? She's a big girl, she tells herself. And yet she finds comfort in the little family that they made. Cypher talks enough for the 3 of them anyhow and its...surprisingly enjoyable. Omen teaches her how not to be afraid of her powers and helps her meditate and empty her mind. While Cypher will stay awake with her, talking and working, a cup of tea for him and a coffee for her while they spend the night in his lab.

Raze, Jett and Astra: ooo boy, what a team of troublemakers. While Astra is definitely the most mature out of the 3 the two duelists bring out the child in her. When these 3 are together there's definitely chaos to be had. They also have sleepovers together and paint eachother nails. Raze and Jett will talk crushes, while Astra just curiously listens (I hc her as aroace) they also talk TV shows, videogames, street fashion. Very cute friendship overall.

Breach, Skye and Reyna: oof, muscleheads. Skye is the most reasonable out of the 3 but when they're all together is like the testosterone jumps to the roof. They work out together and definitely drink beers together at times. They also have regular arm wrestling matches. Breach would never admit it but he considers Skye and Reyna his best friends.

Breach and Raze! Older brother, younger sister duo! Definitely never up to good when they're together. They were both very happy to meet again as valorant agents, mayhaps one little tear was shed, but I won't say by whom 😉

Breach and Beimstone: Rivalry with some casual angry fucking on the side. Breach uses it to take the edge off while Brim does it to keep the other agent in place and wear off some of his aggression. They usually fuck after a fight.

Sage and Brimstone as most of Valorant's unofficial parents. They consider eachother good friends, mayhaps even like siblings. They trust eachother with their lives.

For now that's all I got! If I think of anything else I'll add it, let me know what you think!

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steamworksfairy · 4 months

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alright let's see, i kinda just wanna see you ramble so: verde x reborn?

SHIP IT!!!

You wanted me to ramble, so here I go!!!!!! Muh hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!

What made you ship it?

The sheer raw potential they have as an enemies to lovers ship. I am mean, who can't feel the tension between them?

Reborn: Be wary of Verde, Tsuna

I swear Reborn said something sort of like this to Tsuna once, and that just hammered the nail in the coffin. Because of course, emotionally constipated, Reborn would need to scare Tsuna away from his frienemy-definitely-not-crush😤

Also Verde despising Reborn is such tsundere behavior. Smh, your honor, they are in love!!! 👏

What are your favorite things about this ship?

They have enough snip bits in canon it's really easy to pinpoint their dynamic. You mostly have to read the last major arc in the manga, but if you pay attention, you can read way too deeply into things and see it. One day, I'll have to take some screen shots and do a whole post about them. Because their chemistry is *chef's kiss*

I also like how these two can never be soft with each other. Their love language is pointing guns and scalpels at each other. They're pretty blood thristy and unhinged. All kisses are laced with blood and pretty bitey. Tbh I just love their feral energy. They aren’t relationship goals by any means but they're pretty fun to think about.

I do think they can be sweet. But it's rare. And when it happens, it's private. Like picture they're at a gala on a balcony, the door is closed, curtains drawn so no one can see Reborn gently hold Verde’s hand in his, bow gracefully, and ask Verde to dance before planting a kiss on his knuckles. And of course they dance under the moonlight. I don't think they do that often. They have too much baggage, and they cling to their pride and the reputations they set up like its a lifeline.

Both are also like really smart and challenge each other mentally. Which I think is nice for both Reborn and Verde. Cuz I don't think many people are on the same intellectual level as they are. These two are playing mental chess games, antagonizing each other, and pushing each other to grow in the most hostile way possible. It isn't pretty. But it's what they enjoy.

They're just really twisted, and the way they love each other is twisted. Verde won't judge the darkest parts of Reborn, and Reborn will let Verde get away with a lot that he wouldn't let anyone else. Mostly the whole experiment thing. I don't think they'd ever really put a label on their relationship, tho. Again, they have too much complicated history and pride. They'd probably really only get their shit together in a poly relationship where they have someone(s) to mediate and help them along.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don't think so. I feel like what I said is pretty standard.

#khr #khr verde/reborn #ask game answer

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beauleifu · 2 years

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Any of the Spiders x reader comedy maybe? Please and thank you ^^

OK so I've decided to do all of the spider babes and instead do little headcanons for all of them, mostly comedy so the line isn't too blurred lmao

Hope you enjoy!

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~LMK HEADCANONS~

Syntax, Huntsman, Goliath, Spider Queen

SYNTAX

Insanely good at keeping secrets. If you tell him you accidentally killed someone he'd take it to the grave (especially if you asked him personally not to tell anyone)

Also incredibly good at telling when someone is lying. But looks like a freaking demon while doing so. Will stare at you with a deep frown and narrowed eyes, figuring out if you're lying with just the slightest change in your voice. And then proceeds to call you out on it.

Will hold a grudge. If you get coffee on his clothes he won't talk to you all day.

Love language is physical touch and intellect (DUH lmao). He's a touch-starved bean, but will absolutely fall in love if his significant other is smart. But not as smart as him or it'll be a competition.

He'd also fall in love with a total idiot. Like an I forgot to flush the toilet, accidentally burnt the toast kind of idiot.

You have to kill him to make him sleep (not in my story tho lmao)

He has a weakness for bargains. Will perk up with interest the second you suggest one. Like "Okay, how about this-" Syntax looks up sharply, eyes laser-focused on you. "If you go to bed with me, I'll watch you finish constructing your doo-hickey tomorrow. And I'll also listen to you explain everything."

Boom. Sealed. He's a sucker for boasting his big brain. He'll sit you in his chair as he moves around the room, or even in his lap if he's sitting down, going into deep detail about everything.

You understand none of it, but at least he's sleeping.

Gets jealous easily. If someone so much as smiles your way he's all glares and stiff replies until you're back home. Then he'll devise a plan to track said person down and figure out if they already have a partner. If they do, they're safe, but if they don't - well, they'd better prepare for a very personal and deadly warning at their doorstep.

Actually loves to cook. Like as long as you're cooking with him, he won't mind preparing dinner for the clan.

Is the reason spam calls are a thing. Don't ask. It's because of you.

Secretly judges everyone. Will tell you exactly what he thinks, no matter what. He may be very blunt, but he has a high emotional intelligence, so will refrain from saying something hurtful. He'll just put it in a nicer way.

Has a few pet names for you but mostly calls you by your name. Called you darling once and he's never been the same. Neither have you.

Loves calling you darling now.

HUNTSMAN

Actually believes taking you to a wrestling match is a fantastic idea for a date. He's all like "Weaklings. I could beat all of them to a pulp. See now, why you're so lucky to have me instead of these twerps?" You do love it but sometimes wish he could like- actually take you out. With a knife? Or on a date? Who knows.

Will definitely touch you inappropriately. He'll smack your ass to catch you off guard, or he'll sit you in his lap in front of everyone. Just for fun. I mean, he won't instigate anything unless you're somewhere private and he can tell you want to get feisty.

Walks around shirtless at least half the time. It pisses the hell out of Syntax but you find it kind of adorable. Besides, he has a nice set of abs so it's not like you don't get a view.

This man sleepwalks. One time you followed him all the way to the local market. He was SLEEPING and you're lucky you caught him because while at the market he tried to steal a few packages of meat. Eyes closed. Everyone thought he was crazy.

Hates electronics. It's most likely because Syntax is obsessed with them. Will definitely swipe your phone and hide it so you can spend time together.

Will seize the opportunity to show off his weaponry. this man will freaking carry you to his quarters if necessary, all to show you the newest weapon he'd crafted. He's super prideful, and any complement will only boost his ego. But if you don't, then he literally won't talk to you and instead polish his knives. All while refusing to let you leave.

Incredibly stubborn. Bro hates it when you give him the silent treatment. Will literally lock you in his room until you guys work shit out. Yes, this includes him glaring daggers at you from the bathroom or whatever.

Is a huge boast, and a bit of a blacksmith, hence why he makes his own knives and shit.

Love language is gifts and mutual respect. If you clearly show how much you respect and love him with gifts or whatever, he's head over heels. Won't admit it, but still. Not much of a physical person unless he's in the mood.

Instant death for those who wrong you.

He's very quick to judge, like always assumes the worst kind of guy.

PET NAMES. THIS DUDE. Pet names in public, in private, in bed, you name it. And he'll come up with the weirdest shit in history.

GOLIATH

A gentle giant - literally. He's a cinnamon roll and will offer to carry you anywhere if you want.

Gullible. He'd give you a 20 if it's all he had, but he'd also kill someone he doesn't even know if you claimed they needed to stop breathing. Like it was a JOKE and LUCKILY you stopped him.

He's very considerate, like won't say anything that's meant to insult unless the other deserves it. When it comes down to you, compliments and gifts galore.

Love language is gifts. Spider demons are suckers for gifts, and even Syntax is starting to lean towards them. Goliath likes homemade things, he considers them more meaningful than something purchased at the store. He won't refuse something store-bought, though, cause it's from you.

Enjoys poetry, and will always show you the newest poem he devised.

Ok they're terrible and mostly involve shit you don't understand, but you admire his dedication.

Will DEFINITELY knit with you, no matter what. If it's 3 in the morning and you're up for knitting a sweater, so be it. Bro will go through hell and back for you.

Is the first one to comment on how empty the fridge is, and also the first one to fill it up. Everyone else is just lazy. Yes he fills it up with only partially edible things like berries or severed limbs. No, you don't vomit, you just gag.

Really wants to go shopping with you, like out and about, but can't wear a disguise since he so big.

DEFINITELY uses his size to his advantage. And he'll be the worst tease about it. If you need to go through the door, he'll stand in your way like "what's the fucking password, tiny baby." But without the fucking. Cause he's a pure boi and wouldn't swear even if you threatened him.

Calls you sweetheart most of the time.

Is more of a listener than a talker, so he'll stare at you with starry eyes as you explain something, nodding along and only providing commentary when necessary.

Really, really enjoys music. Will lay on the floor with you for hours listening to your favorite songs.

Mentally, he's a stone wall. Like for a soft guy you'd think he's sensitive, right? Nope. Not only can he take three full grown men at once, but he can also take insults like a pro. Nothing phases him - unless it comes from the people he cares about. That's where the tables turn.

But hey, you've only insulted him once and you never did again.

SPIDER QUEEN

Spoils you like a pro. You want that? The manager will die if he refuses.

Babe has a heart of gold. First on her bucket list is conquering the world, and second is making sure you're the happiest person alive. You know nothing of this list and never will.

She complains a lot. Honestly, it's like she has a set of expectations for you. No really.

Can't cook to save her life - unless she's making her personal stew. No one knows what goes in it. If she tried making something normal like pancakes you'd end up with a burning stove.

Has a difficult time apologizing. She's the Queen, for crying out loud.

But if she's made a mistake, she WILL make it up to you.

Let's say you and her are arguing, the normal, all fun and games, until she says something surprisingly hurtful and you're rendered speechless. She'd drop all retorts, eyes wide, and approach you slowly while saying, "Oh. Oh, hell, is it something I said?"

Love language? You guessed it. GIFTS.

Babe will put on a brilliant disguise in order to visit the nearest market to buy that thing you'd stared at for only five seconds.

Yes, she notices everything.

You sneeze? She'd chuck a tissue box in your direction. You yawn? Pillow to the face.

She'd act nonchalant about it, like it's the most normal thing ever to take care of you as though you were her own kiddo. But really, she's just hoping you get better so she doesn't feel bad when berating you.

Will host long conversations with you, mostly discussing opinions. She's a very opinionated person and most of her actions are motivated by what she thinks of the subject.

Considers cold showers a death threat.

Next time you walk in after she showers, you're blinded by steam. And the Spider Queen STILL says the water was lukewarm.

Won't do anything that doesn't fit into her schedule.

LOVES PRANKS.

OH MY GAWD. Ok half the time she pranks you out of boredom, and it's a silent command to entertain her, but other times she just loves making you mad.

She loves making anyone mad. It boosts her ego.

<3 <3 <3

#lmk #lmk headcanons #lmk spider demons #lmk syntax #lmk huntsman #lmk goliath #lmk spider queen #chaotic headcanons #fluff #comedy #bro i dont even know #tags are a myth #/j #can you tell i was having way too much fun with this #huntsman's were the most fun actually #thanks for the ask!

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thornybushybrambles · 1 year

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im not talking trans guys tho, but i could and do understand that one with the eroticism of words. a partner of mine used to refer to her clit as a dick and talk sexually going off of that. i obviously did not picture a dick. i imagined her as she was

i just mean the people who are legit talking about men men, not transmen, and getting off to imagining them; visuals, and what have you. that's what i'm referring to not being a lesbian thing

Again, I can't speak for anyone but myself, so you'd probably have better luck talking to the OP of some of the other reblogs. I get the skepticism, multiple exes of mine swore up and down they were lesbians and then would watch like, real life live action male gay porn, and imply we were on the same level. At the time, I didn't think much of it because I didn't wanna sound like I was judging, but now that I'm away from those spaces and people, I'm completely baffled by that and later realized that they would talk about having crushes on boys as kids and just, stuff like that where I couldn't relate to them. Then they'd get all pissed off bc they thought I was acting superior when in actuality I was just genuinely confused bc I'd thought we were on the same page.

So idk, maybe I phrased my posts in an unrelatable way, or maybe some of the other posters did, but all I do know for sure is what it's like to spend a good chunk of time divorcing your sexuality from your body and desires, and I relate to other lesbians who experienced that through fandom. I assume when they talk about slash, they're talking about the same things I was referring to and OP talks about in the original post ie: masculinizing your vocabulary, spending more time fantasizing about top/bottom roles and dynamics than bodies, seeing yourself and other transmascs as nonlesbians despite...being in a lesbian relationship and using fic as a way of writing it more solidly in stone.

I do agree with you that a woman imagining having sex with a man herself is not a lesbian, probably just a very heavy SSA bisexual, but the lines definitely get way blurrier imo when there's not even actual visuals, just the ones you make in your mind from your associations with words. The word penis turns me off because it's graphic and clinical and refers only to the male genitalia. Cock is vague and sexual, it's a naughty word and it can mean anything from clit to strapon to dildo in my head. The associations are just not even comparable for me.

#ask

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psychelis-new · 3 months

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Hi Lys! How are you? I usually don't remember my dreams, but I had a strange one this morning that stuck, and I immediately thought I could ask you about its meaning 💕

So, in my dream, I was watching something on the TV, like a documentary, but at the same time it felt as if I was seeing it myself. The place was between the mountains, in the countryside, and I felt as if it was some Eurasian country, like turkey or Kazakhstan.

The people there were going away, leaving the village, and it felt like there was some kind of natural disaster/threat they were running away from. Most people had taken their animals with them, or let them loose, but there was a pen with around 5-6 cows in it, and I felt really bad for them because they were left behind, and wished they'd jump over the fence and get away.

Then, at that moment, I saw the cows, that now were a lot smaller, jumping through the fence, one by one, and gathering outside the pen. However, when I looked back, there was one cow that couldn't get out through the fence, because she had two heads and wouldn't fit though the holes in the fence.

The dream ended there, but I didn't wake up right away. This is kinda nsfw so you can read up to here if you don't feel comfortable with that, but I'll include it just in case because it was pretty weird 😂

Thanks in advance and have a great day! 💕

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So, during this "transition" time between the dream and waking up, I started feeling sexually aroused? It didn't seem like it was related to the cow dream itself, but also not completely unrelated? it was like a spin-off dream without "images"? Very short and then I woke up, but I'm definitely not the kind of person who has that kind of dream (like, it literally has happened just 2-3 times in my life?) so it definitely stood out...

Hello, sure :) And don't worry about the last part, I have no problems about it also cause there's actually nothing really nsfw imo (I mean we may feel aroused also when we need to pee or when we're running on adrenaline, eg.) nor I am judging you/anyone in any way (my 18+ pacs were way worse + I have those kind of dreams so what could I ever say *cough*)

So, let's start with the "fun" part (don't mean it in a bad way tho but... okay just let me explain). It could actually relate to that nsfw part since the beginning. You may have lot of energy moving on inside of you and it can be caused also by you stressing over something or trying to make something fit but not being able to (like the impending natural disaster and the stuck cows -both potentially dangerous situations that needed fast solving- may have caused you to accumulate adrenaline/energy), and you know amount of energies and stress need to leave our body somehow and what's a way to obtain that? Yeah. Plus, according to Freud landscapes in dreams often speak about sexual desires, and cows may talk about feminine energy and fertility. To this, I can add: moving from a deep sleep phase to a light dream one/waking up, can actually cause arousal. But since you felt a connection with your dream, everything I said above may be a more correct explanation for you.

Now, if we want to analyze the dream without considering that part: I'd still say you may feel overwhelmed/stressed/unsettled or maybe you have expectations over something, and you're trying to end that stress and make a new start. It feels like you may be going through a lot and trying to process/calm down so it could also be that your mind tried to help you with that, connecting you with peaceful nature (another meaning of countryside). Maybe you also feel a bit unsure or lacking something, or not being able to make it and honestly I do think it could be about love or manifesting it at this point but maybe not maybe it's school/career. Maybe you're trying to make things move faster and force them, squeeze them through the obstacles (that can be self insecurities/fears, eg.), but you cannot do it with everything: some things just require their time and you need to try and take care of them and you first. The same way, you cannot squeeze yourself through something uncomfortable to make it fit or it will just cause you more stress. Take it slow and try to work through this overwhelming feeling. I also feel you may know or sense something is coming but it doesn't have to be bad/unsettling as you imagine, so maybe try to check your emotions (especially about what you can't see and fear may be) and then... go forward. I mean cows do also represent abundance, growth and aspirations so, this can be solved in the bestest way but success often requires time. Follow your intuition and trust yourself about whatever it is (even if you cannot see clearly it now), not your wounded ego.

This is what I am getting. Not sure it's all, but I cannot see much else. I do think tho there's some news coming in (possibly) or you becoming aware of something and again, ground yourself and don't run away/move too fast (or accept less) based on past experiences: it doesn't have to always be the same thing.

Best of lucks in whatever it is about, take care!

#.#dreams #dreams interpretations

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cottelini · 1 year

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This time we'll be focusing on Fern ;^3 ((they/them))

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Do any of your characters have grandparents who are named and living in canon?

no, but i haven't named a few of the grandparent ocs i have so maybe that's how i'll name them~! i haven't put much of any thought into Fern's grandparents tho, so that wouldn't be them.

Would your character prefer to have history know the truth or have many different versions of their life?

i don't think Fern would really care about most details, but the core messages, themes, and beliefs would have to be completely accurate or they'd be pissed lol

What if the furthest your character has ever walked in a given stretch of time?

ohhhhhhh prolly 5 miles?? they don't like to walk but when they want to get away they'll walk forever lmao it's the only way they can get out of the house (no cars or anything around)

Would your character prefer to visit a new city or stay at home?

stay at home for sure. as much as they would love to get out and away Fern also has no desire to go anywhere

Do you have any characters who despite trying their best ended up being horrible parents?

mmm sorta?? Fern's mom, Clover, by no means is a bad parent!!!!!!! she's trying her very best but,, she has a tendency to judge her kids before sympathizing with them.

Clover doesn't understand Fern's apathetic and "wandering" nature now that they're a teen. their relationship is very messy now, but she just chalks it up to teen angst instead of a more serious underlying issue.

Grian's parents, on the other hand, are horrible parents and while they had good enough intentions in the beginning it quickly spiraled into an abusive situation.

Do any of your characters have step-family?

no, but Sherrie is adopted! so, sorta close??

Do any of your characters consistently wear hats?

Fern :^3 Not all the time, but most the time~

Does your character prefer the ocean or the mountains?

mountains! Guardian of the Sky (my original story including Fern, Grian, Sky, ect..) is mostly set in a mountain valley~~~ bc that's literally the most beautiful environment to live in the whole wide world

What kinds of things does your character use as paperweights?

lol prolly dirt

If faced with certain death, would your character continue to speak out against injustice?

yeah, Fern is quite anti-rules (i mean, they ARE a teen)

Have any of your characters struggled with addiction?

there's only one oc i can think of and it's a spoiler

Have any of your characters adopted anyone?

Grian is fostering Sky but his goal is to adopt them <3 otherwise, as i stated before, Sherrie is adopted~!

How far would your character go to help those in need?

mm sorta far? but not really lol. depends on how "in danger" that person is. they'd have to be pretty threatened for Fern to do anything lmao

Do your characters know any old blind swordsmen per the trope?

uh no lol buttttttt Fern's little brother Twig is blind!! but seriously don't give Twig a sword dear god fjdkajfdksafjksfjdskak

Is your characters energetic?

absolutely not lmaoooooo Fern is pretty apathetic and laid-back. they have an unusual funny bone but i wouldn't consider them "energetic" by any means

How much of a disappointment/scandal to their family is your character?

mmmm they're definitely the problem child unfortunately :-( and that's saying a lot since Fern has 4 younger siblings which includes a toddler and Tiwg (i'm sorry there's no easy way to describe Twig-- just that if left alone something WILL blow up fjdkjfaklsk)

Would your character be willing to do something they consider morally wrong in order to achieve their goals?

prolly not no

Are any of your characters intimidatingly beautiful?

haha i like to think Sky is both intimidating AND beautiful. otherwise Sherrie is very pretty too <3 Fern is like mid fjdkafjkasfjdk

Has your character ever found themselves in with the wrong crowd and had to attempt to break from it?

no i wouldn't say so, Fern is very picky about their friendships

Does your character have any guarded/secret guild knowledge or family recipe?

maybe a secret gardening technique? but otherwise no; they might learn some family recipes if they cared to cook or hang out at home, but that's not their vibe

How good is your character at reading people and navigating social situations?

they're good if they WANT to be good. Fern only really cares in situations that are tense/negative-- like a bad confrontation

Would your character care for someone who needed it if it meant being ostracized from their society?

i'd say so yes. Lucie is quite the outcast-- being a half demon in a mostly fae area (also she can be quite prickly). regardless, Fern considers her such a close friend they might as well be twins <3

Has your character been to/ever explored any ruins?

oh i'm sure they have lol. sounds like a normal weekend with Lucie~

Are any of your characters associated with flowers?

Sherrie!!!! she's based on a sakura flower <333 i named her Sherrie bc Sakura -> Cherry -> Sherrie~!!! she even has sakura flowers in her hair~~~~

otherwise Fern is based off of (surprise surprise) a fern and a lot of other ocs in Guardian of the Sky have plant/flower themes bc, well, they're plant nymphs!!

Do any of your characters wear glasses, sunglasses, goggles, or monocles?

oh plenty!! Grian, Elliot............ that's all i can think of jfkdsjfkasjfksaljk

#character meme #fern

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coming-for-your-vocalfolds · 2 years

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Don't know why, but I believe Wolf has a little sister and they're both little shits to each other. I'm gonna use my mom's and her sister's stories, My mom being the little sister and my auntie being Wolf.

My mom who would talk shit about anyone, the people that want to fight her they'd have to her sister, who'd later fight her because it's was her fault

My auntie who pushed the principles son (who thought he was invincible because of his dad) down a flight of stairs for being racist

My mom who would do dares for money only to have her sister take it

(I don't remember this story all that well so...) My Auntie with her cousin I think who bribed or convinced her sister and another cousin to fight

But like more on the sister, I'm thinking two, three, maybe four years apart, she doesn't wear glasses and she definitely makes fun of Wolf for his. fight ensues

She thinks that Union is stupid and thinks Wolf is stupid for joining it No, he didn't tell her yes, she knows. Also harshly judges Hwangmo and Hayden on their looks, eases up and Hwangmo cus he's nice. All that brutality Wolf has she has as well but instead of fighting, its with words would probably accidentally make Jimmy cry, then laugh in his face when he does same tho.

His mom on the other hand doesn't know what he does and when she can't find a babysitter "Wolf, take your sister with you!" So now she's eating a bag of chips while Wolf beats the shit outta someone for staring at him to long. "Damn, is he crying? HAHAHAHA"

Hot damn, I when on longer then intended, maybe I'll make another post about this, maybe I might fuck around and make it a fic

#weakhero #weakhero webtoon #weak hero webtoon #weak hero #webtoon #webcomic #manwha #weak hero wolf #wolf keum #seongje keum #manga #anime / manga

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suncaptor · 4 years

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everyone should be allowed to do anything they want as long as they aren't causing unwanted harm/infringing the freedom of another person, but also people are good and everyone SHOULD help and provide for one another in whatever means they have necessary since the average human wants to help and contribute to society in some way and without the restraints of systems benefitting the worst traits in humanity, they would have the opportunity to do so.

#and i mean all of this in the most radical sense possible i mean it even in cases i find personal freedom disgusting or that someone who #contributes nothing to society to a majority perspective (if that exists) deserves no less than someone who does #I don't think the good in me and the people around me is an anomaly. why cant that shape society?#but also I don't think we should judge anyone and should only stop someone's actions by any sort of outside force #if they are causing direct harm that someone can't choose to directly end to someone else #which i guess still makes me somewhat authoritarian cause like... i definitely think that we should say. have to wear masks.#but thats because someone could KILL.SOMEONE ELSE #which would cause them harm #so some cases get kind of less clear cut #but I also think they'd be WAY clearer cut if lmaooooo everything wasnt twisted in propaganda to put human life below the concept of money.#amdjskskskksksksks #EVERYTHING IS SO CORRUPT #tho also the more you judge someone the more you make whatever you dislike about them a part of their identity lol #okay im sorry im #rambling now #incoherents

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azucarian · 3 years

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Since there's lot of sibling requests, I'll add another one to the mix. Baji with a sister who takes all the consequences of his actions so he won't get hurt. From bailing him from juvie and maybe getting injured sometimes. Valhalla arc and make it angsty, thank you and don't rush!!

Ohhoho~ I'm gonna make you cry again LMAO I didn't know exactly how angsty you wanted it so I made it as bad as possible <3 mwah

Character - Keisuke Baji (ft. Toman + Valhalla)

FEMALE READER

MANGA SPOILERS

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✰ you're the "responsible" older sister (18) - and both yourself and your little brother (15 turning 16) know it's a lie (he's always trying to expose you for being just as bad as him - never works tho)

✰ being the big sibling, you have no choice but to accept certain responsibilities - you're in charge when moms out, you're instantly in mama bear mode if anyone messes with keisuke and you definitely take a lot on your brothers behalf

✰ there's been times you've taken beatings for him - especially when he was still in elementary school (like, he'd start a fight with some high schoolers and they'd try and kick his ass - so you'd step in and take it for him)

✰ you give him your chore money/pay check money so he can go out with friends whenever he wanted (your mom was really tight with money due to being a single mother - so she always refused)

✰ you'd even cancel your own plans with your friends to drive him to places safely to meet with his friends

✰ lots of forehead kisses - he hates them

✰ due to you being his older sister, he's never had to truly face the consequences of his problems - this included shinichiro's murder

✰ you bailed him out and hired the finest lawyer, trying desperately to save both him and kazutora - it was easy saving keisuke from the situation because, although he attempted the robbery he didn't commit the murder

✰ kazutora probably thinks you abandoned him to save your brother - but that wasn't the case at all (your efforts probably got him a lighter sentence)

✰ vows to protect you forever and always because you always do the same for him

✰ skip to valhalla arc and you ruin his ability to keep that promise by stepping behind your brother when kazutora attempts to plunge the knife into his back

✰ you weren't even supposed to be there, but you showed up without anyone's permission - not even mikey or draken could talk you out of it

✰ he probably wouldn't scream, or cry, or even speak - he'd just grab at you like a desperate baby and hold you tight; he wouldn't let you touch the dirty floor, not a chance

✰ "hey, c'mon nee-san we were... we were supposed to watch the fireworks this year, together, remember?" his voice trembled and silence settled uncomfortably on the 'battlefield'

✰ "how were we gonna do that? that would've been you just now, if i didn't step in" even as you were dying, you grinned cheekily - feeling accomplished as an older sibling, you just had to scold him, didn't you?

✰ with the ambulance on the way, he's probably just trying everything in his power to keep you awake - shaking you (even if it hurts), tapping your face and talking to you restlessly

✰ "y'know - you're an idiot" she told him as she weakly slapped his chest "couldn't you have been a lil' safer? i'm not gonna be around to save you anymore"

✰ he would shout at you "stop saying that! you'll be fine, shut up!" you both knew that wasn't true - especially you, judging by the tingly feeling overwhelming your whole body

✰ you hummed as people began to scatter - although mikey had collared kazutora and began beating him (thankfully takemichi intervened and pointed out that you didn't want this - and they could tell by the expression on your face that he was right)

✰ "kei," the words snapped him from focusing on controlling his breathing "don't be mad at 'tora, kay? you're my smart baby brother, and you're kind-hearted; you'd never hold a grudge, yeah?"

✰ you'd lose him at that point as he hiccupped and sobbed desperately, clutching onto you as if he could keep you and your soul on Earth through his grip alone

✰ "you'd never hate someone who was manipulated - my adorable baby brother," you repeated the phrase over and over in different sentences, growing quieter each time

✰ "hey, don't cry baby brother - you look ugly" "hey baby brother, you know how much your big sis loves you, right?" "look look, my baby brothers face his red"

✰ "please don't leave me" he'd croak in a last ditch effort, as if you had a choice

✰ you just smiled lovingly at him and, with the last of your strength, brought his forehead to your lips - and, god, he hates them

✰ "i'm always right here," she pointed to his heart "and you're always right here," she pointed to hers "lil' edward - what a stupid name..."

✰ when you fell limp in his arms moments later, he felt as if he couldn't breath - and a guttural scream tore from his lungs and he shook you desperately, telling you to stop faking it and he was gonna kill you if you were dead (it didn't make sense in the moment, but his mind was racing)

✰ mikey and draken had to physically drag him away - the police would arrest him too if he was there, they had to go (they, themselves, were holding back their tears - they had known you for years, and you cared for them just like you did with baji)

✰ you were his big sister, through and through - because you never let anyone hurt him, but maybe you didn't realise the mental scar he'd carry with him for the rest of his life

#tokyo revengers angst #tokyorev #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo manji gang #tokyorev x reader #tokyo revengers #baji keisuke

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bellafarella · 2 years

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Ian and Mickey aren’t poly or open? What! Did people actually think that lol that’s crazy!!

People had all kinds of random ass theories during the discord for 11.07 lol

We know that Ian has always been very open about sex, and Mickey to an extent too (with women because of how closeted he was) but when they got married, there was no doubt that they'd still wanna be open with their sexualities.

Personally, I have couple friends who are poly. One couple has a baby who's 4 months old and they're still a polyamorous couple. It works for them and i don't see why anyone should judge them. Just because you personally might not be comfortable with that doesn't mean others aren't. (Not you specifically, a general you).

I don't think that ian and mickey are poly lmao but if they were then that's fine. If it works for them and they're solid together and they've communicated about it then who are we to say no to it.

They aren't poly tho. We know this. They are just open and free about sex. And I honestly think that's such a beautiful thing considering how hidden mickeys always had to be. Mickey is FINALLY able to be exactly who he wants to be. He can be silly and stupid and sexual if he wants to. He has an open and honest relationship with his husband and they had decided to fool around with other dudes together. I think there isn't anything wrong with that.

I get why people hated it. It's their ship. It's mine too, but I can see past the initial distain for it.

Anyway, yeah, idk why people assumed they were poly lmfao. They were definitely open - not an open marriage but open in the sense that they can have some sexual fun with randos together if they so choose to.

#anon #reply #ian x mickey

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years

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Grace & Janis

Grace: OMG you and the new boy! 💘🙌 Grace: love that for you babes Janis: lol thanks Grace: 😂😂 k yeah you're busy Grace: I will need that goss tho Janis: dumb and dumber will make up their own to fill in the blanks, I know Grace: LOL Grace: obvs but like Janis: you want the actual truth to spread, yeah Janis: you're alright, soz you won't get that cred Grace: UM rude I want the truth to know Grace: You're MY sister, hello Janis: 👌👌 Janis: hey Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: ugh just say he's boring whatever Grace: I know the feeling Janis: leave the games to your mates, and the jumping to the wrong conclusions, yeah, we ain't playing that shit Janis: why would I bother if he was, like every other cunt here Grace: Duh I'm only here cos of Leon Grace: so unbothered too Janis: 'course you are Grace: I unbae-d him hun, obvs am Janis: yeah, so you're here just for the fun Janis: cool Grace: I'm here to show him what he's missing so yeah Janis: 'cos you 'unbae-d' him Janis: defs the actions of someone very unbothered and not a girl who got dumped and is seeing how fast he gets a new bitch, and who Janis: count me as not it, yeah 👍 Grace: not even! I know he's seeing Kaya and like I said, idc Janis: well then, not showing him nothing then, he don't miss you Grace: OMG this is so yesterday Grace: here for your 😍 not my 🙄 Janis: are we? Janis: I'm here to pass PE Grace: not what the new boy's here for tho Janis: yeah, not in my class Grace: I know Grace: he takes art Janis: lol why do you know that Janis: you don't Grace: why DON'T you know that? Grace: 🔎👀 Janis: not out here doing a survey Grace: I hope not Grace: keep it sexy honey Janis: sexy Janis: you sound like a nan Janis: a weird one, at that Grace: 🤞 you don't look like one Grace: what ARE you even wearing rn OMG Janis: yeah, 'cos I'm the one that thinks a cardigan is stylish Janis: my pjs? Grace: 😱😱😱😱 Grace: YOU'RE JOKING Janis: it's not particularly funny but Janis: knee slap away Grace: I literally can't help you Grace: 🙏 bitch Janis: everyone's ready for bed, what are you chatting Janis: I wasn't getting dressed again Grace: not everyone's ready to bed a hot boy tho Grace: I can't even with you Janis: if we were gonna fuck he'd see even less so Janis: don't think he's any more bothered than I am Grace: That's SO not the point Janis: are you gonna tell me Janis: cba to guess, like Grace: we do not have time for a masterclass! Grace: 🙏 you're right babes Janis: considering I'm here, I clearly am Grace: unless he's literally inside you rn in which case EW don't chat to me Grace: you don't know that for sure Janis: why would you even say that Janis: you're twisted Grace: Oh please Grace: I'm a nan, UM okay Janis: yeah, and I'm not interested in the incest you're peddling, thanks Grace: why would YOU even say that Grace: so gross Janis: you brought it up Janis: you think you'd be better at gaslighting by now Janis: tell your boyfriends to up their game Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: tell your boyfriend you don't always do 0 effort, he might be new enough to fall for it Janis: you get one that stays longer than the 3 minutes it takes him to pump and dump, I'll listen to your 'advice' Grace: you get one EVER & maybe I'll take it Janis: yeah, egg on my face for not letting every lad that wants to inside Janis: lmao 🥴🥴🥴 queen of romance as if you've ever had that either Grace: I've turned down so many lads THANK YOU Janis: 😂😂😂 Grace: 👌👌👌 👋 Janis: k yeah you're busy Janis: turning away all those elligible bacherlors will take all of two minutes of you staring at yourself delusional in the mirror, like Janis: nighttime routine! Grace: You're such a bitch Janis: Yeah, you too Grace: Literally where?? Janis: we do not have time to go through all those receipts! Janis: honey Grace: You don't Janis: 💔 Grace: sure Janis: Go talk to Holly and Jessica, they'll make you feel better Grace: I'm doing my night time routine, babes Grace: duh Janis: besties who cry together, no Janis: that's your whole schtick, they'll be inconsolable by now Grace: I'm not crying off a £35 mask Grace: you'll all have to get over it Janis: how effective it is on you, you may as well use it on them instead Janis: revenge acne, very cute Grace: I'm so sorry that my skin needs like a £100 one, okay? OMG Janis: yeah well, I appreciate you realise how tough it is on me Janis: tah babes Grace: leave me alone Janis: I have Janis: 💔 remember Grace: fine, go away Janis: find a spare room and make that feasible Grace: don't even bring him here Grace: I s2g Janis: it's alright, he don't fancy you Janis: the mask won't shatter the illusion, like Grace: Exactly, so just don't, okay? Janis: I'm not going to, Christ Grace: 👌 Janis: Really, Grace, what the fuck Grace: ???!! Janis: like I'm gonna fuck anyone when you're in the room Grace: like that's what I said or meant Janis: yeah, so as per, you can have your friends in whenever Janis: gotcha Grace: that's different Grace: my friends aren't boys Janis: wouldn't make a difference to you Grace: OMG I'm literally saying it does Janis: and it's bullshit Grace: sure Janis: you know it is Grace: no I don't Janis: you want an example of how much of a bitch you are, case in point Janis: my friends were never good enough, male or female Janis: yet we all have to put up with yours every weekend Grace: You don't have friends for me to judge Grace: if I was even bothered which I'm obvs not Janis: Convincing as it was first time 'round Grace: UGH Grace: I'm happy for you but I don't need to extend that to a welcome party in our room like Janis: Whatever Janis: later then Grace: Bye Grace: Are you back in for good? Janis: Probably Grace: I'll get the light then Janis: 👍 Janis: I would've found my way alright, like Grace: sure but I'm not breaking my neck thanks Janis: from the bottom bunk? Janis: impressive Grace: the amount I overpacked is Grace: cannot move Janis: note the 'over' there is negative, not positive Grace: oh great 💘😘 hasn't put you in a better mood Janis: you're the one here copping an attitude 'cos I won't enable your problem, but go off Grace: if you wanna invent problems for me to have, you go off hun Janis: the 'you've got enough' comes too easy Janis: make me work for it Grace: & you're never too busy, yeah? Grace: poor boy 💔 Janis: you see him here Janis: specifically not, on your orders 'cos you out here looking like shrek Grace: he just left you, give him at least one sec of thought like Grace: so rude Janis: capable of having more than one at a time, sweetheart Janis: god bless Grace: LOL Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: no use, won't be able to spot your brain like that Grace: Thanks for the advice Grace: I was gonna say it for actually doing what I asked but you're right back to being a bitch again so 🤷 Janis: 'cos the definition is famously 'do everything I say or you're a cunt' Janis: you'll never be Mia, babes Janis: not got that kinda clout over them, let alone me Grace: OMG stop Janis: 'cos you know it's true Janis: no bigger bitch than your bestie Grace: You can take the title if you want it babes Janis: your bestie? Janis: no tah Grace: the biggest bitch Janis: same difference Janis: keep up Grace: You don't even know her Janis: we ALL know her 🙄 Grace: She can be a lot, UM HELLO, so can I Janis: 😱 NO Janis: fucking hell Janis: what a revelation, call the press Grace: The rumor mill is focused elsewhere rn Grace: 💔 obvs Janis: I know Janis: get a nude 'leaked' like your fat friend Janis: worked for all of ten seconds Grace: if you want me to kms sure Janis: 🤷 Grace: won't call the press on that revelation hun Janis: I wouldn't Janis: bit embarrassing Janis: not all publicity is good publicity Grace: you'd know I guess Janis: 😂 you're actually jealous Janis: that's funny Grace: of what? Grace: you losing your virginity finally Janis: there's nothing sadder than sounding like a rode hard put away wet slag full of regret at 15, for starters Janis: we get it, you've never had an orgasm or a 'man' that weren't a piece of shit, get a vibrator and put down the cigs, Shirley Janis: and secondly, not got time for the list when you know perfectly well what Grace: & there's nothing more tragically desperate than getting with that boy cos he doesn't know anything about you Grace: he'll find out Janis: and everyone knows everything about you Janis: rather, they could, if they were interested to ever look Janis: it's gotta be hard being 10th most interesting, even Junior had some closeted appeal Janis: 💔 Grace: okay Jan, you're so mysterious Grace: good luck working that angle for another 15 years babes Janis: good luck being a bleeding heart for that long Janis: interest in the sob story ran dry long before your eyes have ever Janis: how infuriating, I don't want it, actively try to get rid of it, and I still get more than you Janis: gutted for you, truly Grace: sure Janis: I know, sympathy ain't what you want Janis: but it's all that's on offer for you so chow down, babe Grace: 😂😂 you think you know me like that Janis: everyone does, remember Janis: you think you get it both ways Janis: take that whilst you can 'cos it's coming up for 5 years and truly, the dead sister bit is dead Janis: Kiera O' Malley's dad died so it's #overparty sweetie Grace: You're twisted Janis: no shit Janis: get them to get you a therapist, all the 👂👀 you can buy Grace: Why would I go when I can send you in with all the issues you've invented for me Grace: hmu with the highlights hun Janis: Christ, don't pretend you don't know Janis: you want that angle Janis: to be this pathetic AND unaware of it Janis: self-awareness is your only shot at some dignity at this point Grace: I know all my angles thanks Janis: it's super funny when you pretend to be a full-time bimbo Janis: not tired at all Grace: IKR 🙌 Janis: kinda sad Janis: do you ACTUALLY think they'd rather be friend with the OTT 'happy' bitch, genuinely? Like you HAVE to know all your 'friends' are waiting for is the inevitable meltdown when you fall apart so they can see what earrings they can scavenge from your carcass Janis: livetweeting how #problematic you are and finally saying how little they fucked with you, anyways, but all the best in life, nothing but love, girl 😘 Grace: Oh honey, I'm 100% not that bitch EVER Grace: can't you spy the dynamic from your moral high ground? awks Janis: oh honey, just 'cos they're keeping the runt around to fatten up, does not mean you're not next on the spit Janis: sadder than I thought Janis: you'll actually be sad when it happens, fuck me Grace: flattered to be called out as that thin tbh Janis: ha, eating disorder gang got jokes Janis: burns calories Janis: not AS much as crying though so crack on Grace: Mhm so does hooking up, so you'll have a way into the squad now hooray Janis: not the way y'all do it, pillow princess Grace: you've never seen the way I do it Grace: my tapes are yet to be leaked Janis: as if they're filming Janis: darling if you were any good, you'd get callbacks, not pied off before a camping trip Janis: but god bless with that #metoo spirit Grace: everyone's ALWAYS filming, check your socials Grace: & I dumped him so 👏 for bringing that fake news back Janis: nah, you didn't Janis: you should get dumpee tatted right under your doormat forehead tat Janis: let 'em know just how much they can get away with Janis: so hot Grace: were you there lurking or are you finally over that now? Janis: lol i'm the one with the obsessive personality Janis: now you're just being silly Janis: check your socials Janis: you've not copped that totally 'anon' post with all the tea only a REAL bestie SHOULD know? 🤔 Grace: I came here so obvs I am ridiculous yeah Janis: no shit Janis: you should be home, smacking her in the face Janis: but you've chased after a lad who was 3 fingers deep in another silly bitch at brekkie Janis: that's fun for you, yeah? Grace: 🥊 is more of a look you like to wear Grace: but sure Janis: sort it out Janis: it's not bad enough you let anyone with a dick in this town make a mug of you, you have to let her as well Grace: I didn't come here for Leon Grace: he wishes Janis: This is why I can't do this with you Janis: he doesn't and you did Janis: crying otherwise helps your case none Janis: actually do something about it if you don't like the narrative Grace: That is literally what I'm doing Grace: if I stayed home it would look like I was crying over him Janis: well right now you just look like you're stalking him Janis: maybe if you tried with the activities, like Grace: ugh that's easy for you to say Grace: it'd look really good when I tried & still can't do it Grace: Get a clue OMG Janis: I ain't saying become Bear Grylls Janis: just have a laugh, with the other girls on this trip that ain't too scared to look anything less than their knock-off idea of 'perfect' Grace: as if Grace: the other girls on this trip don't wanna be my besties Grace: 🔪 are out Janis: 🙄 Janis: yeah and that helps the lads fuck all of you over Janis: just build a fucking raft together, don't need to braid each other's pubes and make friendship bracelets on the last day Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: no bitch fucks with me, I ain't getting pushed into the lake Grace: I'm not you Grace: 💔 obvs Janis: yeah, use some of that scathing attitude on the people who need to hear it Janis: why can you be a total bitch to me but you'll 😢 and hold back on every other cunt who actually wants to see you fail Grace: you're my sister Janis: don't remind us, yeah Grace: never Grace: it's bad enough we're sharing a room rn what am I 9? Janis: not my fault your bestie can't fart without breaking a bone Janis: if I could share with anyone else, obvs 💔 Grace: it's not my fault either Grace: anything she does Janis: wasn't about to say you were the instigator of the starvation army Grace: Duh Grace: not looking like this I'm not Janis: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: her dedication to ending up in the ground with all her #thinspiration goals is not aspirational Grace: & neither is this Janis: soz, you wanna truffle shuffle louder, I didn't catch the scope of your GINORMOUS wobbling jelly rolls from here Janis: shut up Grace: you've literally said worse to me Janis: and? Grace: don't tell me to shut up Grace: so rude Janis: you know I ain't here to listen to you chat utter shite Grace: I just said, it isn't & so have you before Janis: That's your problem Janis: getting your esteem from people who hate you Janis: yourself included, naturally Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: if that were true Leon wouldn't be my ex Grace: go tell him to shut up if you're so concerned Janis: if it weren't true, you wouldn't have fucked with him in the first place Janis: or include him on the list, he's a prime twat Grace: We get new boys literally never & you 💍 him when we did Janis: don't be dramatic Janis: you go for the wrong ones to begin with Janis: correction, they go for you and you don't tell 'em to fuck off Grace: Oh okay yeah I'll date the 🤓 Janis: Probably better than getting piped n pied by the fuckboys Janis: seriously, how many have you lot got in common, it's grim Grace: not if I don't understand half the words they say Grace: I've got you to make me feel stupid Grace: & the others, 10th most interesting, right? 🏆 Janis: you want to be stupid Janis: or at least be seen as, pretend you are like that makes all this shit okay somehow Janis: who am I to deny you that, bimbo? Grace: 😂😂 you don't know what I want Janis: neither do you, chuckles Janis: it's a shit show Grace: Exactly Grace: but I know what I don't want & it's 🤓 thanks Janis: like there's two choices Janis: you don't live in an american teen drama, much as you make-believe it Grace: like I'm spoilt for any Janis: stop being so judgemental Janis: not gonna do you any favours Janis: if I need to tell you that, when I go out of my way to do it, you've got a problem Grace: neither is running some kind of virgin training school Grace: but sure Janis: 🙄🙄🙄 alright Grace Janis: continue to cry about how shit your friends are, how shit the boys who fuck you are, whilst only letting the worst people into your life Grace: OMG I'm just saying everyone already thinks I'm gonna take my clothes off every time I upload Grace: I don't need predatory status against 🤓 Janis: because I'm saying fuck every nerd in school without prejudice Janis: I'm saying there's plenty of alright lads who would like you that you won't give the time of day right now Grace: bitch where?? Grace: an alright lad likes YOU not me Janis: so all boys are shit Janis: like all friends bitch behind each other's backs Janis: YOU'RE settling because you don't reckon you could do any better, that no one decent would fuck with you, admit that 'cos blaming the world ain't gonna change the world you're surrounding yourself with Grace: SO DRAMATIC Grace: I know I can't, I've been sat down here saying it literally the length of this convo Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: I've said it, you have, Leon has, the boy before him has Janis: Nah, you won't try Janis: you're scared everyone's right Janis: get some fucking ambition and get out of this town or you're gonna end up like the rest of them Janis: knocked up by some prick from 'round here and that's all you've got Grace: cos this town is the problem Grace: as if Janis: death tolls high for a reason, baby Janis: Carly, Eds, they were trying to escape too fucking late and they only way they could Janis: at least they got out, everyone sensible has Janis: Ma, Rio, they're fucking stuck for life Grace: they were trying to escape people, things, whatever Grace: she was no happier anywhere else we lived Janis: we were babies, you don't remember that Janis: that's the bullshit they've fed you 'cos it's all that keeps them from doing themselves in with the guilt Grace: okay Janis: anyway, semantics, if you want it that way, girl Janis: it's this family we all want out of Grace: but we can't Janis: yeah, we can Janis: where's Billie, where's Junior, Nancy Janis: like I said, anyone with sense jumped ship there and then Grace: that's away not out, nobody gets to be out Janis: they're not coming back Janis: they're as out as she is Grace: no they're not Janis: get a clue and check out 'til we can actually go too Grace: check their socials then check hers Grace: she's the only one who died Janis: worse than dead Janis: least you can all pretend she didn't wanna go, yeah Janis: she was coming back Janis: they're actively choosing to stay the fuck away, every day, and they're right Grace: She was, Janis Grace: cope with that Janis: she's dead anyway, cope with that Janis: all the family love in the world ain't saved none of us, her included Grace: It's not me hiding behind her Janis: it's not hiding when you don't want to be found Janis: and you can babble on about what an open book you are but you're the biggest fake of them all Janis: at least da flaked all those times he couldn't hack it, at least ma's a cheat who's fucked over everyone she 'loves', at least Rio is a whore who's fucking her own family to boot Janis: they talk a big game on the happy family, but their actions say otherwise Janis: you're just, here Janis: hoping we all get it back, like it was ever good Grace: #fakeittilyoumakeit babes Grace: I'm 15 where do you want me to go? In Billie's footsteps cos LOL that modelling career is a no Janis: you miss the part where I said check out 'til it's over Janis: let it go, Grace, let everyone go, because they're gone Grace: I'm still waiting for you to tell me how Janis: It ain't hard Janis: they might not be as forthcoming giving you reasons to hate them as I am Janis: but it's not taxing to find 'em Janis: bubbling under the surface, barely Grace: I hate you but we're still having this chat Janis: it's all perfunctory Grace: like I know what that means Janis: Truer words Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 okay Janis: Night Grace: 👋 Janis: [Assault death drop] Janis: 💀 yet? Grace: about to kms Janis: 🙌 Janis: you really took our little talk to heart Grace: literally nothing to do with you but 👌 Janis: sure it is Janis: you think you're getting solo interest rn? Janis: I'll tell 'em it's gone from a sickbed to a deathbed, see if they go for it Grace: UM I don't want it thanks Grace: I can die of shame away from the 👀🍿 Janis: Bollocks 😂 Janis: it's the most fun you've had all trip Grace: You said do activities! This is so your fault Janis: See, you took multiple chats to heart, awh Janis: you're not even hurt, just your ego Grace: OMG I am not in the mood Grace: go away Janis: damn, lanky and large not fluff your pillow just right Janis: can't get the staff, babe Grace: 😱😱😱 Grace: you know what's wrong you were LITERALLY there Janis: yeah, you eat shit, the boy laughed Janis: an amusing scene but not one you need to hide in the sickbay for Grace: STOP Janis: you're so self-involved, take a look around, baby, plenty people making mugs of themselves, it's half the point Janis: Kerri-Ann gave herself the biggest wedgie on the aerial course Janis: probably picking that out still today Grace: okay that was funny Grace: but just Janis: I get it, it's not funny when it's you, yeah Janis: better to laugh it off though than be a primadonna or that'll be your camp moniker by the end of this and your ladies in waiting will have to kms too Grace: I can't now Janis: well, I'll tell you when it's safe to come out Janis: when the fat lad takes a tumble or whatever else is the laugh of the minute Grace: I picked him to be my partner so this wouldn't happen! 😠😠😠 Grace: boys are so unreliable like Janis: they're not famed for their use of words, give you that Janis: it was an accident, like Janis: no wink wink nudge nudge let's let the bitch fall was happening Janis: the teachers aren't that useless, quite Grace: thank god Grace: I'd have to kill him before myself & my wrist hurts so like no Janis: you started slicing already Janis: hit up the samaritans this ain't my scene Grace: 🙄🙄 Janis: come on, that was funny too Grace: no Janis: spoilsport Grace: You still won, get over it Janis: Obviously Janis: who else would Grace: not Leon that's for sure Grace: that girl makes me look athletic Janis: 😂 Grace: she's not even the one he's telling people he dumped me for Grace: but I'm a slag, okay Janis: ladies, ladies Janis: you're BOTH slags Grace: LOL Grace: I'm gonna get dad to pick me up Grace: give it my best 💜 por favor, venha me resgatar, pai 💜 Janis: don't be dumb Janis: you'll look like more of a baby than you already do Grace: &? Janis: you're supposed dying of shame in there Janis: it's counterproductive Janis: get up and get over it, minimal damage Grace: like you care Janis: Obviously not Janis: but you apparently do, so much Janis: so think on Grace: to what? I shouldn't even be here anyway Janis: you want the lasting impression to be the girl that showed up, threw a paddy and then ran away Grace: focus on the fact you'll have your own room babes Janis: exactly Janis: why you tryna do me any favours Grace: not about you hun Grace: embrace the concept Grace: & new boy's 😍😍💘😘 Janis: yet I win again Janis: alright Grace: it's not me v you Grace: it was me v Leon & there was a glimmer of hope in one quite fit lad but 💔 obvs Grace: not gonna get with him if he can't handle a blindfold, am I Janis: that was your master plan Janis: jesus Grace: Duh Janis: Ooh Leon, lemme prove what a slag I ain't and a total catch and fling myself at a random boy Janis: showed him Janis: lucky it didn't work if that was your idea of a point to you Grace: No, let me show you how much I don't care that you think I'm a slag & neither does anyone else Grace: that boy included Janis: he definitely cares Janis: banking on it Janis: honestly, get a clue Grace: whatever it's not about to happen Janis: good Janis: 'cos that's the stupidest thing you've said all holiday and that's saying something Grace: such a bitch Janis: such a stupid slag Janis: we've all got our cross to bear Grace: Yeah Janis: 🙄 fucking hell Janis: anyway, they've stopped talking about you and da has a job so don't be a dick Grace: like that'd stop him or you're concerned about anything he does Janis: like you are Janis: least I don't pretend to care so he'll drive me places Grace: 🙄 let it go, he's not answering Janis: probably on the phone to his actual favourite Janis: 💔 bummer Grace: Mhmm Janis: wouldn't say you're 10th on that one but definitely not 🥇 Grace: you're 10th, I'm 9th Janis: Nah, idiot Janis: the white kid was 10th, it's pretty obvious Janis: Junior's 9th 'cos he literally hated him so much from birth he had to bounce Janis: Billie is 2nd 'cos came back for her, Pablo's 3rd, Iggy's 4th, rest you lot can duke it out for 5,6,7 and I'll take 8th Grace: not now she's dead, she isn't 🙏✞💕 Grace: & Junior has to be higher up now so he can repent honey Janis: kid yourself he weren't relieved Janis: ain't no one but black grandma believe in that shit Janis: and that's just as a handy-dandy rule book for him #sparetherodspoilthechild #obviously Grace: he's kidding himself, doesn't matter what I think Janis: nah Janis: he's happy being cucked, clearly Janis: plus competition got lower once Carly pegged it Grace: 🤷 Janis: n'awh Grace: worry about yourself and getting Ollie out of the way now I'm stuck here Janis: why would I Grace: cos you're 😍💍💘 Janis: so? Janis: you can do one, idc where you are Grace: UM NO Grace: you can Janis: nah Janis: you've got no use for a bed rn Janis: piss off to your friend's room Grace: being a bitch isn't gonna help you here babes Janis: then stay Janis: see how much that helps you Grace: so twisted Janis: you're the one refusing to leave, apparently Janis: been warned Janis: 🤷 Grace: EW Janis: don't worry, maybe your fwightened lil virgin theory will finally pay off for you and you can feel better about your own sexual history at my expense Janis: 🤞 for you babes Grace: OMG stop being gross Grace: I don't wanna see what's all over my feed thank you Grace: I definitely don't need IRL access Janis: 😂 Janis: OK nan 👌👌 Janis: you've always been the definition of can dish it out but not take it Janis: poor boy(s) 💔 Grace: I've never fucked a boy in front of you Janis: there's a lot you ain't done but I've heard plenty about Janis: difference between us is I ain't all talk Janis: you'll have to fuck off then, won't you Grace: cos everything you've heard is the truth Grace: oh please Janis: I mean from YOUR mouth Janis: it's empowerment and ownership when you do it, and Rio can get it all out for everyone at the right price Janis: but nah, not me Janis: you wish I was half the virgin you reckon, then you'd have ONE thing over me, yeah? get a grip Grace: I repeat, I'm not doing it in front of your face, bitch Janis: I repeat, you try to tell EVERYONE how good you are in the sack 'cos you know there are 3 hotter sisters to choose from Grace: No I don't! Janis: it's pathetic, stop it Grace: You're being extra & if you need ME to tell you, stop it Janis: What's your edge then? Janis: go on Grace: why is everything a competition with you OMG Janis: because it is, always has been Janis: come on, this is your thing, what's your target demo, babe, who are YOU catering to? Janis: you wanna be a 2nd rate Ri forever, yeah, cool Grace: SHUT UP Janis: Exactly Grace: You want me to hate you, I do Grace: Let it go Janis: not how hate works Janis: you really got to thinking Edie might care 'cos she let up, gave it some time and space Janis: no chance Janis: you ain't gonna forget Grace: I'm not doing this with you rn Janis: nah, you ain't Janis: put your face on Grace: it's always on hun Janis: You look a state Janis: and he's coming over Janis: get over it Grace: He's not coming to see me Janis: Who is Janis: Never stopped you before Grace: freak out about him all you want Grace: directing it at me tho Grace: really Janis: why would I Janis: I know who I am, who I'm catering to Janis: I'm the effortless one Grace: sure Jan Janis: maybe you'll think of a better selling point one day Grace: maybe you'll stop being so closed off one day Janis: don't count on it, babe Janis: especially not tonight, yeah Grace: 🤞 he isn't Grace: easy to fake being a person for a few days, yeah? Janis: said as if you'd know Janis: doormat's easier to maintain, right Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: Yep Janis: thought so Grace: You think about me too much babes Grace: it's getting lowkey weird Janis: these convos might set your world alight but remember that big word I taught you Janis: yeah, that Grace: 👌 Janis: 👋 Grace: 🙌 Janis: forgetting you got no place to be? Grace: you've got somewhere, go Janis: I've told you, I'm not leaving Janis: very injured, like Grace: 💔 Grace: tragic tbh Janis: his thoughts exactly Grace: awks if they are Janis: only for you Grace: you too that he's figured you out that quick sweetie Janis: and you're sat there wasting your whole life? Janis: we knew you weren't the brightest but bless Grace: you're really seizing the day babes, how could I compete Janis: you couldn't Janis: maybe you'll win the genetic lottery in your next life Janis: be the best dungbeetle ever Grace: how #motivational Grace: love that Janis: it's too late to be optimistic about this life Janis: but I got faith in you there Grace: ILYSM obvs Janis: ew don't even pretend Janis: put me off, obvs Grace: obvs not Janis: 😂 you're precious Janis: if I knew all it'd take to get you to shut up was telling you about my exploits, I'd have started ages ago Grace: If you had any ages ago, sure Janis: oh babe Janis: really still going with that bit Janis: can't let it go, can you Grace: can't tell the truth, can you Janis: what would you know about that Janis: #fakeittilyoumakeit right babes? Grace: I mean, obvs don't tell him unless he's into that #duh Grace: some boys get lowkey weirder than you're being about it so Janis: again, what would you know Janis: no one's buying that for you Janis: can't have it both ways 💔 Janis: or either, if you're you 💔💔 Grace: I was once thank you Grace: that's how it works Janis: NO! 😱😱 Janis: you mean you didn't come out the womb so sexually empowered, colour me #shook Janis: it's so natural, you wear it so well Grace: IKR Janis: Oh God 😂 Grace: Ew don't give me a preview of your sex chat Janis: yeah, you would imitate bad porn Janis: you know boys mute that shit, yeah? Janis: as per, too fucking loud, Gracie Grace: 😂😂😂 Janis: no one fucks with that fake shit Grace: thanks so much for your expert advice Janis: welcome, welcome Grace: obvs not Janis: all very obvs with you, obvs Grace: LOL Grace: fun chat babes Janis: as always Grace: g2g relearn all my bedroom techniques so like Janis: bit gross to do that with your pals Janis: can't say I'm surprised Janis: another porn-like trope Grace: literally so gross Janis: I said it first, darling Grace: 👏👏 Janis: have fun, ladies Grace: duh Janis: 🤢🤢🤢 Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: soz, they ain't my type, like Janis: shouldn't come as a surprise Grace: It doesn't Janis: 👍 Grace: 👌

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