#this fandom is so hilarious about him

[umhiimv]

i think it’s hilarious that kuroo is labeled by the fandom as a sex god when he’s THE most average guy. he was the guy in middle school who was kinda ugly but suuuuper personable, played a few sports but excelled at none, and ate dry oatmeal in the back of class. his first years of high school, he became average-looking but was still super irrelevant because he did nothing but volleyball and school work, and in that order. he finally gains a small reputation of being fine in his last years of high school. still only does volleyball and school work (in that order), but his name is known amongst the underclassmen for being funny and good looking. he sits in the back of your ap science class, eating dry oatmeal from the pack. sometimes, he roasts the teacher’s outfit or comments sarcastically on the homework. i really think he’s just a smart jock in school.

#haikyuu!! #hq #kuroo tetsuro #kuroo hq #kuroo headcanons #high school man #this fandom is so hilarious about him #i had dudes like this in high school #please #mfer got no bitches in school #why was he eating dry oatmeal #he’s definitely a chemistry nerd #he says where my hug at lmao #ok #that’s it #bye #vii rants

[exit-pursued-by-a-squid]

Remember when they stole a tank in Six of Crows?

I have not seen enough people talking about that one scene in Six of Crows where Inej, Jesper, and Wylan steal a tank. It is probably my favorite scene in the entire book and I am going to talk about it.

The chaos. The gremlin-ness of all of them. Jesper being so excited to drive the tank. Wylan and Inej manning the turret and laughing their asses off. The tank dragging a dirty, soot-stained banner that says “Fjerdan might” behind it. The poetic revelry and beauty that they all see in the complete and utter destruction they leave in their wake.

The way Nina, Matthias, and Kaz react when they see the tank. Nina starts shouting for joy. Matthias is in so much shock he just does not speak for a minute. Kaz is, and I quote, “grinning like an idiot,” which is one of the only times we see him really truly smile, and it’s an enormous, insane, excited grin. Kaz immediately denies being happy at all and keeps grinning at the tank.

Inej and Wylan popping out of the top and waving to them before blowing up the bridge.

Plus, this is one of the only times we see these characters laugh so much and be so overtly joyful. Wylan laughs so hard his stomach hurts. Kaz is grinning like a little kid. Inej has just bested her abuser and is riding the high of that and of firing a massive gun with Wylan.

And it gives us little snippets of dynamics that aren't focused on as much, like Kaz and Matthias or Inej and Wylan.

Truly one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and fun moments in the entire duology. It’s right up there with Kaz and Wylan crashing through Van Eck’s ceiling and onto a full dinner table to escape the guards, in my opinion.

Anyway I love this scene and we should talk about it more. 1000/10, will continue to re-read forever

#six of crows #the crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #kuwei yul bo #I didn't talk about him here but he's also there and is just generally very confused #and it's hilarious #I just think we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough #which is a shame because I love it dearly #it's just so good #kaz and matthias #inej and wylan #fjerdan soldiers: get out of the fucking tank #the crows: you're not my dad

[redrobin-detective]

Skull 👏 was 👏just 👏 as 👏 much 👏 a 👏 member 👏of 👏 the 👏 agency 👏 as 👏 the 👏 humans 👏

#lockwood and co #skull was my favorite bit of l&c in both the series and the books #Im sad and a bit aggravated he's sorta reduced to Lucys like weird dog by fandom? #he saved all their lives multiple times with his insights and powers #he led to the events of the final book #if Holly and Kipps can be considered members of the lockwood and co agency #then so should skull be #if not by the general public then the kids #also if L&C was upfront about having a ghost in a jar as a member that would also be hilarious #they tape a lil rapier to his jar and say he's part of the team no we dont accept questions :) #god bless skull i love him so mucccch

[all-inmoderation]

do people who keep drawing sokka as spirits know that he doesnt have any respect for the spirits in the show

#except for like. yue. and maybe aang #its lowkey his most obnoxious arrogant cis male atheist trait #altho he gets a lot better about it throughout the show #its just funny that ppl praise how he disrespected wan shi tong and then draw that kinda stuff #which btw idk if he ever really learned from that experience and realized how he was wrong #the invasion day plan was doomed from the start bc of how they got that information #the disrespect he showed in that episode was abysmal. from entering the library till he left. just had no veneration whatsoever. ugh. #characters like sokka are hilarious bro how r u making fun of spirituality when u literally see that shit in front of you #hes still kinda dismissive of that stuff in s3 “well scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-” in s3ep6 #but def less so as it goes on #like in s3ep13 when toph is talking about original benders hes much less of an ahole then i think he wouldve been in earlier seasons #but he still was v disrespectful in the finale wrt aangs ozai dilemma #but to be fair so was the rest of the gaang bc even they didnt understand the spiritual repercussions of what they were asking of him #anyway just a gripe i have w fandom #like how r u gonna be a sokka dickrider and praise his very basic cismale qualities n then do stuff like this #atla #fandom wank

[crown-ov-horns]

My Good Omens fanfictions are kicking off. Or, should I say, Lady Crowley is. In one of the stories, she was supposed to end up with Hastur. No, she decided she wants to be with Michael.

I guess, I'll need to come up with a seperate F!Crowley x Hastur storyline, because I'm not letting go of that ship.

F!Crowley x Michael... I like the sound of that. I really do.

Has happened to all of us, hasn't it? Your superior in the military waltzes in, and seduces the love of your life. Not to mention, that's his pregnant girlfriend, and when he finds out, it's too late.

Whatever, Calla Crowley can still end up an astronomy-obsessed, equestrian pastel goth, if General of the Heavenly Host is her stepmother.

I must say... In one story she's with Satan, in the other she'll be with Michael... Lady Crowley, honey, you keep pulling the Olympians. Good for you.

P.S. - I don't know how accurately to Good Omens I'll portray Michael, since I haven't seen season 2, and it doesn't matter. I have a very particular way I like to see the figure. Honestly, if she isn't the General, and the leader of angels in Good Omens, it's a crime. Because, if she is, why haven't I seen her in armour/uniform in any of the screencaps?.. Either way, her version I intend to paint is amazing.

#diary pages #writing journal #fanfiction writer #good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens fandom #crowley #lady crowley #fem!crowley #archangel michael #crowley x michael #f!crowley x michael #aziraphale #he gets jilted an i find it hilarious - my mom got on my case for being mean but I don't like that #crowley x hastur #calla crowley #because she gets mentioned here #seriously i don't plan on watching s2 and the screencaps of michael i've seen don't seem like what i want to see for the figure #i... might be attached to his particular angel and have a very particular way I like to see her (or him) portrayed #it's one of these times I don't pay much attention to canon and just do what i want #i pull the portrayal of heaven and hell far more to my preferences also #like i always say i have a love-hate relationship with this universe #i don't even know what drew these two to each other something just did #i have plenty of scenes in mind many of them really really hot #i guess lady crowley wants some f/f action #michael is the angel lover i could never see aziraphale being #i even envision a scene where crowley gets burned by holy water and michael figures out the body swap but is more worried about crowley #for some reason crowley being pregnant when they fall in love is so endearing to me - michael just feels for her unconditionally #seriously she's so fierce and protective in her love #snake crowley just being wrapped around her suggests some hilarious scenes... or hot if it's in the bedroom

[nympippi]

Lastly!! Is Billy Showalter PaperBoy, he’s snarky and kinda sarcastic but damn that boy can deliver newspapers!

(Also, I read on his missing poster that he was blond and though it was the blood/ darkness of the basement that made his hair dark but after I finished everything, and looked back at the alive photos of P.B. I realized it was more brownish so in the future P.B. Will have more brownish hair! )

But P.B.!!! In this au PB is snarky and kind of sarcastic about a lot of things, he’s still a paperboy though, a paperboy who refuses to go on runs alone but a paperboy nonetheless.

In this PB kept his jacket from his murder, they got it dry cleaned and everything but they couldn’t fix the tears in the fabric so Finn mended them, putting a little “Showalter” and a “Denver Zephyr’s” because PB though it would be cool to have. Also because I think PB would also really like sports, because I headcannon his dad to be a sports fan and so by proxy he is!

PB in general is kinda sporty and active, using physical activity like running and riding his bike in no particular place other than to feel his legs get tired, it distracts him. I also think PB is a really good hunter and has shot himself a few deer and is very proud of it!

PB, also is self conscious of his scars since his, like Bruce, scared his cheek and upper neck. He tries to cover it with his hair but sometimes he can’t help but want to cover himself all together. PB also cannot stand to wear belts, he hates them, can’t even stand the sight of them. They make him fidgety and more likely to trigger his fight or flight, which is why a lot of the boys undo their shirts if he’s around.

I haven’t really though much of Billy but I think he’d get along best with Finn and Bruce because he can relate to them with sports.

#pippi art #the black phone fandom #the black phone #the black phone fanart #necromancer finney au #billy showalter #tbp billy #tbp paperboy #he gets very uncomfortable with anyone calling him Billy so the boys stick to PB or paperboy #I also think PB would find Gwen hilarious. simply because of how snarky and the take no shit attitude she has #but yeah I don’t really have a lot to think about on PB other than he’s a major sports fan who is a little mean spirited

[drbtinglecannon]

I know there are so many dynamics with Camila that we won't get or if we do they'll be extremely brief, and I genuinely lament all of them, but one I think would be so fucking funny is her & Eberwolf

Like, come on! Look me in the eyes and tell me it wouldn't be hilarious!

Camila is a veterinarian who canonically loves & is fiercely defensive of animals, even the "unlikeable" ones. You're telling me she wouldn't take one look at Eber and go "Aw, what a cute cat friend :)" only for Luz to be like "Oh yeah, the Beastkeeping Coven Head, he's one of the cool ones that helped with the rebellion! He chewed through my handcuffs once!"

The following whiplash this poor woman goes through would be astounding.

"Wait a Coven Head?? You mean those managers of the covens Hunter worked with?? -- Wait CHEWED through METAL? -- WAIT HANDCUFFS??? MIJA WHY WERE YOU HANDCUFFED?!?"

Now imagine how much worse it'd all be if she saw Eber's teeth & claws look. Go from "Aw how cute :)" to "dear god wtf is that?!" real fast. Bonus is Eber's sense of humor is to be a bit of a bastard, so like, he would overhear Camila mutter something about him being cute, then he'd flash his fangs intentionally & laugh when she screamed.

Long story short, Camila is a veterinarian who loves animals & keeps a fossilized snake skin in a frame by her bed because Luz gave it to her, and Eberwolf is an exceptionally strange creacher of the Boiling Isles who looks like a cute bipedal hybrid between a kid & a fennec fox and doesn't speak with words. Where demons like Hooty would be horrific immediately & endlessly, Eber would initially appear cute & approachable only to steadily become more horrific with each revelation of his character.

I just think the veterinarian who loves animals & the beastkeeping beast demon would have some common ground yknow. After the initial hilarious introduction I mean

#toh #toh spoilers #camila noceda #eberwolf the huntsman #i say this as a fellow animal lover who used to work w animals. if i saw an eber in person id be like ''!! cutie!!'' #camila would (probably) be polite enough not to say it outloud or shed quietly whisper about it to luz but i know in my heart she'd have #the same initial thought seeing him. hed def overhear if she tried to whisper it too so like. its just got a lot of potential for a #hilarious first introduction. & this isnt even touching on eber being darius' bestie -- the guy hunter has absolutely mentioned to her #''you didnt mention darius had a catfox for a friend'' ''oh you mean eberwolf? yeah hes gotten a lot nicer to me. used to growl a lot. but #not like speaking in beastspeak growling. just. angry growling.'' ''beastspeak? growling?'' ''yeah he cant speak words. darius was the only #one who understood him back at the castle.'' ''oh...i see...does darius speak in growls too?'' ''no he mostly speaks in sarcasm'' ''...'' #extremely niche posts for me & like 3 other people in the fandom go! #tc posts

[mishtershpock]

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#not to sound like a broken record #i know this has already been talked about a lot in current fandom discourse #but all the tommy love also comes from a place of #misogyny (buck’s m/f relationships failed bc the women weren’t good enough. but his first m/m is perfect and destined and tommy is god) #(even though we know next to nothing about them as a couple. cough 1 kiss and 1 failed date cough cough) #and biphobic concepts (buck’s only relationship/partner that is worth shipping and love and fandom time is the m/m one) #(if he’s with a woman he’s not worth our time? the relationship/partner isn’t worth our time. right?) #some people kinda sounding like the conservative haters right now #oliver stark’s voice shouting from afar: he isn’t gay! he is bisexual! he still likes women! #some people like to celebrate bi buck (as we should) but then erase his previous gfs #in favour of this 1 man he’s shared literally 4 scenes with. okay #<- <- <- i drafted this like 6 hours before that interview came out. ollie came to back me up with the ‘he still likes women’ lmao #him dating a guy now does not erase or dismiss his previous m/f relationships or that he’s still into women #one final comment. any time buck got with a girl it was ‘they need to break up immediately’ #‘she’s not right for him’ #he’s with his first guy and it’s ’they should be endgame’ #‘they’re perfect together’ #huh?? one. we barely know tommy/them together #two. what exactly makes them endgame material? bc they’re both men? cough biphobic misogyny fetishization cough #three. it would be objectively hilarious if he realises his sexuality and within 2 weeks is dating a guy for the first time #and then that guy ends up being his endgame forever partner. lmaoooo that would be so dumb sawry #not to mention it would kinda lean into the biphobia and misogyny mentioned above #in that it would suggest that his problem with finding love previously was… women #and this problem is now magically fixed because… man #four. not to be a buddie endgame truther but if all the vocal support means this is what we get instead #instead of Them. i’m out see ya bye bye #i am sooooo reading way too much into this but oh well

[aroaceleovaldez]

i need to know everything about your pjo voltron au

okay so basic plot premise: Thalia, Luke, Jason, Percy, Maria di Angelo, and Bianca all work at the Garrison and get sent on 3 separate missions (Thalia & Luke, Jason & ??? or maybe he's just by himself, then Percy & Maria & Bianca) which are all "lost" and they're declared dead by the Garrison.

Of course they were actually all abducted by aliens. Maria probably dies pretty early on in that whole situation. Thalia gets separated from Luke and ends up escaping and becoming a rebel. Luke, Jason, and Percy & Bianca all separately (except for Percy & Bianca) end up gladiators. Luke becomes The Champion and basically ends up a Kuron/Sendak-type character situation. Is he being mind-controlled? Unclear. He has a giant alien scythe-sword though. Bianca probably dies buying Percy time in the arena. At some point Percy and Jason find each other and decide to try and stick together.

Hazel is a human raised by her galra dad in space with the Blade of Marmora. She knows she has a half-brother through her dad out there somewhere but not anything else about him. She ends up running into Jason and Percy on a mission and helps them escape cause they're humans too.

Back on Earth, Piper, Leo, and Annabeth are all Garrison students. Or Annabeth is possibly in a Keith-type situation where she used to be a student but got Kinda Pissed Off about all her loved ones disappearing into space and ended up getting kicked out. Nico is in a Pidge-type situation where he snuck in as a student under a false name to figure out what happened to his family's mission. Percy and Jason crash on earth, the gang finds them, they find the Blue Lion, and Percy pilots it to the Altean castleship where they meet Reyna and Frank. Reyna is the Altean Princess, because her sister Hylla was queen. Frank is the son of a high-ranking general or something and he and Reyna are a duo.

Rest going under a cut cause this got long -

Lion adventures happen - Annabeth pilots the Green Lion, Jason pilots the Black Lion. Nico finds the Red Lion and meets Hazel when he does and brings her back to the castle. Hazel pilots the Yellow Lion. Nico very quickly realizes he's half-Galra and Hazel's brother and joins the Blade of Marmora. Percy swaps from Blue to the Red Lion. Piper starts piloting the Blue Lion. Leo, Frank, Reyna, and Nico end up the home-base support team. Percy probably keeps the blue paladin armor and Piper gets the spare pink armor for color association reasons and also cause that's usually the format for every iteration of Voltron anyways. It works out nicely. Everybody has extra lion compatibilities too/every Lion has a back-up basically cause I'm still mad vld canon dropped the lion lore/sentience plotlines and we never got cool dynamic lion swapping instead of just the usual single switch. We're having fun here.

Then everything else I don't have much for other than Annabeth and Nico basically swap Keith and Pidge roles once they join Voltron so Nico goes and has his galra identity crisis adventures and Annabeth reunites with Thalia at some point, who is basically in a Matt-type role. And Luke functions as the Sendak-level antagonist who Annabeth probably gets to fight with a swap back to Keith's role in a whole Keith & Kuron emotional situation. Kronos and Gaea are probably analogous to Zarkon and Haggar/Honerva here but not necessarily in that order, and obviously it's more of an either "Emperor and his advisor mom" or "Empress and her prince son" but in either one somebody's doing magic and people are probably getting possessed. Hades, Persephone, Iaepatus/Bob, and Damasen are all with the BoM. The Titans/Giants are probably all Empire generals. Who's Lotor? Octavian? Calypso? I don't know. Who are all the gods? I dunno. We'll workshop it.

#pjo #riordanverse #ask #dreamyzworldlove #vld pjo au #long post // #i think a normal about about the BoM and galra lore okay #i am a simple being. i like worldbuilding. show me funky fluffy purple aliens and i will be invested #i made a whole translation of their alphabet so i could write with it #as for the rest - #Annabeth & Luke with the "You're like a brother to me - I love you'' probably constitutes as psychological violence on a meta level #it maps hilariously well though in terms of both narrative function in the au canon #AND meta level comparisons of fandom reactions re: Luke's death / the Kuron fight and relevant quotes in both. the bloodshed... #anyways its too perfect though and im amused by the parallels of meta baggage there so it stays #i am also now rapidly rotating all lotor options in my brain #also Nico joing the BoM is essentially analogous to him running away in TTC #except he's not 10 here so he probably does it with a bit more grace #he probably finds out about his mom and sister. gets real sad. then meets Hazel #and finds out she's his sister and their dad is around and he goes ''...okay. im okay now.''

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Shout out to the dude in one of my classes who I have never spoken to before that just punched my shoulder on the way out of class, stopping me for the sole purpose of asking how often I mew then not believing me when I told him I don't. Compliment received, lmao

#hilariously though because I'm not on tiktok often (my fyp is thirst/kink/fandom only lol) i didn’t understand what he meant at first #and it was loud #so i didn't really hear him and i had to ask him to repeat himself multiple times lol #(mewing if you don’t know is the tiktok facemaxxing thing where you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth to supposedly shape your jaw) #(clenching your muscles or whatever) #(i don't really know how it works lmao) #also while we're on the topic in high school once i had a classmate gasp and say my name then when i asked what happened she just motioned #to how i was cracking my neck and went 'jawline for DAYS!' and i still think about that sometimes 💀💀 #personal #thoughts

[fanatics4l]

fics that make all the characters act so enraged about steve forgiving billy for beating him up will always make me laugh. somehow jonathan and nancy are questioning steve too? all these characters have seen violence straight up and partaken in it but when it comes to billy, yall are like what omg we need to make billy apologize a billion times and get a trillion shovel talks from his trashy ex and other trashy, irrelevant characters.

please be so serious right now

#billy should not be apologizing to steve first of all #whenever i see him apologize to steve in fics i click out so fast lmfao #steve should apologize too if that's the case #nancy getting angry about steve forgiving billy is fucking hilarious #steve beat jonathan up. jonathan beat steve up #jonathan would not be mad about billy beating steve up #also when fics make HOPPER threaten billy.... #y'all... #he would not get in billy's face and say shit like oh you're lucky steve didn't press charges #BYE #funny little fandom #okay i'm done #i'll rage in silence #billy hargrove #harringrove #steve harrington

[secretlythatsme]

anyway dc x dp is my new fixation hell and i've had so many ideas for aus but one that's really sticking with me is a classic "danny has to run away to gotham because his home is no longer safe" au where danny is explicitly looking for other ghosts or at the very least is pulled to gotham because there are so many of them there.

he flies around for a while and finds this manor and he can sense so many nice ghosts! so he just. goes there! and stays! and this can be human danny showing up at their door injured or it can be ghost danny just flying in but regardless, the waynes would never turn him away. bruce would get suspicious absolutely, but he's seen enough traumatized abused kids to know the signs. thomas and martha? they think this new ghost kid is adorable!!

there could be angst sure but idk i love the idea of danny getting hurt by his parents or the giw and being so wary of more humans, and this place full of friendly ghosts would be so enticing. ghosts that don't try to immediately wreck his shit? ghosts that get territorial but are also extremely welcoming and have a habit of letting new kids into their haunt? the batfam who've dealt with the paranormal before and wouldn't give a shit? that's a normal tuesday for them babes. like please, danny just found heaven and it's in gotham.

despite all the "batfam adopts danny" aus i've seen, i rarely see people mention the ghosts of dead family members who would absolutely still be there and would definitely want to help danny :(

#anyway unrelated but as much as i love the concept of the batpham i do hate how all of it is soo ooc for the bats #like bruce may think danny is a meta at first but he wouldn't discount ghosts or Not believe him #and cmon the whole 'this bat doesn't even believe in ghosts' like babes santa clause is real in the dcu #ghosts is normal actually #and usually it doesnt bother me that much like i get that most people arent here for the bats #but i do really hate seeing hurt danny aus where the bats are just so... callous and uncaring about danny #like i get that its for the angst but like. the blorbos would Not say that ajkdhg #like they are The Protectors of Gotham and you seriously think theyd ever act uncaring or rude to an injured kid? #i feel like people forget that that batkids fighting each other has everything to do with family sibling issues #and specifically not wanting said siblings to be their siblings #and not like. them just being assholes to random strangers #like i get them maybe being rude if its an adoption au or secretly related au but even then #danny is also very nice and likeable and he's not gonna fight for their roles or try to insert himself in their dynamics #he's like the best random kid bruce Could pick up #anyway very unrelated to the post im just feeling some kind of way :( #i love the bats and i wish the fandom cared about them more :( #ANYWAY i love this little idea im specifically thinking alfred would be the first to figure it out #he just does man. he just Knows that someone else has been added to the family #i think itd be fucking hilarious if a new random tombstone got added to the family grave #bruce visits and he's mourning his parents and then he just sees daniel fenton and he's like who the fuck #'do i have amnesia?? concussion?? dementia????? who the fuck is this ancestor???????' #danny is eating alfred's cookies in the background and sweat laughing #danny: do i tell him or nah? #alfred: if you don't you'll get to see master bruce's detective skills in action 👨🏼‍🦳 #.txt

[crown-ov-horns]

Coco St. Pierre Vanderbalt was ready to fistfight the Antichrist, in her ridiculous hairdo, and she deserves everyone's adoration.

#ahs #american horror story #ahs apocalypse #coco vanderbalt #michael langdon #leslie grossman #ahs fandom #ahs crack #horror fandom #horror crack #diary pages #no kidding the ladies in this episode... every episode tbh #i already made my statement about delia #it's both hilarious and terrifying as she marches towards him tbh #if i realized i was wearing this i would be really upset #venable is sadistic in so many ways #ahs edit #ahs gifs #ahs gifset

[idontevenuse-thissite]

"Killing curse green eyes" is a description that should be reserved for a Harry that is an alarmingly few amount of steps away from using said curse.

#So I may have gotten dragged down into #Harry potter #fanfiction #It just kind of happened... I mean I know exactly how #Usually I would do some kind of media analysis but I haven't actually consumed the source material #Still kinda working on the my student spirit one but it's been thrown into the pile a bit. #I may talk about my preferences in harry potter fanfic though. What I find interesting and such #That would in a sense be more general tropes I think. Not necessarily Harry Potter. #I would say though. Would love to read some of the scenes of fake Moody teaching illegal magic to kids. #Like imagine a terrorist who silently escaped prison became a chemistry teacher and showed the kids how to build bombs #and somehow was like the next best chemistry teacher they've had as the position keep getting replaced every year #That's the best analogy I can come up with. I just think it's hilarious and I would've liked to see more of it. #I imagine he would so try to teach the seven year Slytherins all three unforgivables if I got the chance to #And if he could get away with it he would so put the kids under the crutio for a bit as well #saying something along the lines of “They have to know what it feels like for real. Know how debilitating it really is.” #I don't think he'd get away with it. But he would probably try to see he could. test the waters with the staff a bit #I guess that's all about the canon though #I found a wonderful youtube video talking about Draco that I really liked as well. Popular fandom reception of him is... #He's kind of a spoiled ignorant bigot. People tend to forget that because #he regretted his empty words when the weight of them and reality backslapped him across the face.

[desertfangs]

So there's this episode of Community where Jack Black guest stars, and his character wants to join the study group. We learn this character was there in their Spanish class the whole time, he was just in background where the camera never focused on him so we, the audience, did not notice and the Study Group was too self-involved to notice.

Anyhow, this is how I picture Daniel in the last two VC books. He's there, he's reacting to things, he's having conversations with Armand and Marius off on the sidelines, but for whatever reason Lestat is leaving that out of the books. Maybe Daniel bribed him! I don't know. But it's funny as hell to think about it happening this way.

#daniel molloy #mixing my fandoms here but yes #vc meta #daniel is buddy this works perfectly i am not taking notes #but i will take questions #also i still need to sit down and read those books cover to cover tbh #but knowing daniel isn't there doesn't make me excited to do so #also the aliens don't make me excited to do so either #sorry anne #the other possibility is that daniel has entered a model building contest of some kind and is away doing that while the books happen #actually we should make a list of reasons he's not there that would be fun #this is pretty much a shitpost but i was thinking about this and now i can't get it out my head because it's hilarious lol #like imagine him just there having thoughts and opinions and lestat is like distracted and doesn't notice him at all

[sinfullyrosey]

When you’re currently working on finishing up one of your many drafts instead of studying for your final, but the catch is you’re writing for a character that’s going to make a majority of the fandom Big Mad(TM).

#Rosey Rambles #I got a whole week to study so I'm good #and this draft has been haunting me for half a year now #I'm still debating whether or not I'll have the balls to actually post it #on one hand pissing off like 99% of the fanbase is hilarious to me #but on the other hand the fandom scares me and I fear I'll get called out by the extremists with zero chill #but on the third hand I don't think anyone has ever written for him in this manner and I kind of want bragging rights #ya know what if anyone can guess who the fuck I'm talking about I'll just post it and watch the possible chaos unfold #after all the fanbase has written far worse than what I'm currently writing so /shrugs/