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krasytoonz · 8 months

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A buncha Wallies meeting Wally Darling

mob au by @clownsuu

fantasy au by @weevmo

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levifontana · 8 months

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I don't trust him now...

#drdt #danganronpa despair time #levi fontana #levi fontana my beloved #levi fontana is the love of my life prove me wrong #im bad at joking #pls dont take this seriously #*cries*

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explorersaremadeofhope · 2 months

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paradise lost update! finally got to the bit which makes this aaaall worth it

nah just kidding, reading this is actually a lot of fun. but i HAVE been looking forward to this part: The One Where Adam Asks Raphael About Angel Sex

(@ 15-year-old J who once tried to read this book just to get to this paragraph, for good omens reasons, this one is for you)

john milton really said what kind of heaven would it be if you couldn't fuck

#TL;DR: turns out all the trueform smut writers have been nailing it for years #(i am joking pls dont take me too seriously i know they're Expressing their Divine Love but. yanno.)#PL updates #i forgot to make this post but better late than never etc!

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izzyizumi · 1 month

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No One: Me: "The average Digital World astronaut reaches space a total of one time in their entire lifetime, but more instances may be possible with advancements in Space science. Izumi Koushirou, meanwhile, who reached (Digital) ""space"" twice depending on the universe involved, (BOTH times while still as a child) is an Outlier who Should Not Be Counted"

#izumi koushirou #astronaut yamato #digital world astronaut #digital world astronaut yamato #vadermons pocket dimension #room of the mysterious training #room of the mysterious universe #digital world space #digital world locations #('UNIVERSE' They Said)#izzyizumi jokepost #digiadv 2020 36 #digiadvs outliers who should not be counted #2020 koushiro #2020 koushiro and blitzgreymon #2020 koushiro and atlurkabuterimon #yamato and koushiro #im also joking @ myself i count these for koushiro in my mind #(I also have A Lot of Koushiro against in training *Aerospace Engineer* {as of Kizuna}!Yamato HCs that make me laugh But Yes)#(I read some things before from J.P.N side that were pretty interesting with their dynamic against each other in a pre epilogue timeframe)#(and though the concepts were very scattered mAN Concepts)#(OK This Is Jokepost PLS Dont Take Super Seriously but I Have Blogrules Please Regard Them as I cant add rules to chatposts tHANKYOU)#(Seriously Dont Take This Seriously)

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karasuyourbestie · 1 year

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Mc didn't saved the three worlds with the power of love and friendship but yes by the power of being horny

#this is a joke dont take it seriously pls #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me joke

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babydarkstar · 3 months

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genuine question if youre out to your parents: how did u do it and how did they react. should i sit them down or should i just casually bring it up in conversation. it’s a big deal to me so maybe i should emphasize that it’s a big deal

#hm. much to think about #if anyone wants to dm me abt this and tell me your story pls do #thinking about it makes me want to bang my head against the wall tbh #im just like. i need them to take it seriously i dont want to hear the offhanded jokes abt it #i also like. dont want them to feel like they need to keep it a secret #but id probably never tell my mom’s parents #my nana would probably try to tell me i’m going thru a phase or smth #and would also say that i’m a devil worshipper or something and that it’s not natural #ugh now im thinking about like. everyone else in my southern extended family………..kill me #im just tired of feeling like theres some big secret about myself #when im pretty sure my mom already knows LMFAO #mostly i just dont want them to be like. ‘what abt the time u had a crush on that guy’#like yeah it was me forcing myself to find men attractive #anyways.

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i-was-supposed-to-have-a-twin · 2 years

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Billy Batson is Mexican cuz he wears a red hoodie alot In this essay I wil-

#this is a joke #pls dont take this seriously #tho if you headcannon it thats awesome #again dont take this seriously #pls #billy batson #dc #shazam #this is just a dumb think i thought of while sick #thing*#ignore me #this is based on that post that all Mexican cartoon characters wear a red hoodie

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sunliv · 1 year

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alright. who is the most aroace sonic character

tbh the MOST aroace character is a hard puzzle to solve since they're all so aroace and i'm not sure i have a concrete answer so i think they're fighting to figure that out and i think it looks like this

but personally, i think Amy and Sonic are winning :o

#dont worry theyre not dead :)#ONE DAY im gonna write a fic on aro amy though THEN YALL WILL SEE #dont take this too seriously im joking #but pls tell me if this isnt okay too!#mailbox #sonic the hedgehog #therealsomajesticdonki #aroace #dandelion💫#my art

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johnnyhatesducks · 1 month

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Please note the top surgery scars

#burt wonderstone #the incredible burt wonderstone #steve carell #fanart #my art 👽#steve carell fanart #faggot sissy #he loves dick #joke...#dont take me seriously pls

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cozy-phantom · 5 months

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british people are so y1k

yass go off king (literally)

slayyy (a dragon)

#medieval core!!!#me on my way to complete a quest given to me by an old wizard #me on my way to get saved by a knight in shining armor #me when i see a witch and burn her at the stake #i love the british this is just jokes pls dont take this seriously #you guys are so whimsical #all /lh #/lhj #/j

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rigormortisriot · 8 months

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@bobvelsebishot GIVE ME YOUR SONA REF YOU FUCK

#im joking pls dont take me seriously lmao #but do give me that ref

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krasytoonz · 6 months

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Are you really homies with your best friend if ur not a little bit gay for him

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mazojo · 1 year

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Guys I finished the supernatural aliens not aliens demogorgons dnd something something show !

#so many thots so many head empty i am quite literally dealing !!!#as you can see characters are ranked in a scale of whether they are Will Byers or not and as most of the cast is not will Byers they can't #be as cool important relevant funny and interesting as S tier rip #ALL JOKES ASIDE I AM CRYING SCREAMING AND THROWING UP ALL AT ONCE S4 FINALE HELLO???#(also no one get offended okay this is me being funny dont take me seriously)#but yes objectively Joyce is the best character in the show but Will makes me emo because he needs a hug and therapy and aha pls someone #help him and by someone I mean Mike Wheeler helLO STOP BEING DUMB REACT DO SOMETHING #every time mike says does or literally appears on my screen is constant go girl give us nothing it irks my blood #I still love them all but goD did they decide to make Mike annoying !#plot wise s1 is the best imo but emotionally devastating wise s4 because none of them made me cry except the last one in the lumax scene #loved s3 aesthetic tho and s2 Noah's acting is amazing #ship wise only canon ships I care about is Joyce and hopper & Lucas and max #(hopefully robin next season please ??? girlfriend???)#non canon obviously Will x mike soulmates and it hurts haha but also love me my max x el and steddie was also nice #I thought I would care about Eddie more and while I dont hate him or anything he was just kinda there and I wish he had more moments to shin #because that final scene with dustin was devastating #anyways sorry I needed to rant I have feelings #stranger things

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andragoras-in-vanity · 2 years

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i need hot men to follow if your a hot man pls tell me so i can thirst i mean follow

#im not kidding #like this is a joke but im 100% serious #if you're a bit husky and have pretty eyes and like horror movies hmu #but like #only if you're a gentleman be real #i wanna be friends and also admire you respectfully but also pls hug me so tight i feel like i cant breathe #and if i moan..no i didnt #genuinely though im tired of waiting and i want a boyfriend and i dont know how to find one irl #id prefer irl but i live in Ontario and good lord there is not hot men this far south #i mean theres some but theyre all in their 40s and have kids #and like dont get me wrong.....if he didnt have kids i might just go for it hes kinda a himbo #but seriously im kinda cute and i have nice hair #im small so im good for cuddles and ill go on any adventures you're willing to take me on i dont want a lot #just someome i can treat well and know will always choose me and fight for me and not mind if i need a little #extra support soemtimes #id give you the world and if you help me get out of this god damn basement ill bake for you youll literally never be hungry ever if you #date me also i can mend your clothes and make sure you always have a scarf and gloves #im not perfect im far from the best but youd never want for affection in my presence #id give you everything i am and more if id just be loved back and maybe sometimes surprised with flowers or an outting #even if that outing it to get fudge or fancy cake i dont know how to make #id love for someone to go to the fabric store and thrift shops with me but you dont have to..only once in a while #youd never be touch starved #just...you have to be the Right person and ive never met my right person nor has a decent person ever shown me effort #someone did once and it felt amazing but he was a spineless tool #i just want someone with a good heart and kindness in their hands and a storm in their soul big enough to handle my fire #and would be so so in love with me #ive felt love i know its real and amazing but no ones ever loved me and im done with it i just want to be happy with my person #even if that person is long distance at least we could dream together #for the love of god before Christmas too i hate the holiday so much but i dont want to be single again this year #winter is so pretty and perfect for sweet dates so please to my person whoever you are with the seaglass eyes

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grimmboytezxd · 2 years

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⚠: All Jokes, None of this is to be taken seriously, and warning for slightly promiecous gif???, idk

So hot take..... Arno and Bayek are switches

Wait wait wait-

Hear me out-

Look at them

Like you're honest to God gonna sit there and tell me that they don't like getting pegged from time to time?

LOOK AT HOW THEY LOOK AT THEIR PARTNERS

Arno hunny please that little bratty stance im- 😭🤚🏽

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ELISE

Like that little SHRUG- THE SHRUG IM- 💀💀

But to be fair, they're not even the worst of the bunch, it's Bayek and Aya, they're the worst.

How? Well they may have only shown you scenes where Bayek was topping, but come on, he's bottomed once. Even if he's not into pegging (which is perfectly fine, of course) he's been tied up and topped before and you CANNOT prove me otherwise.

Observe:

Look at that. Proof. That right there is grade A PROOF. Alright thank you all for coming to my TED Talk, have a nice day.

#assassin's creed #assassinscreedorigins #bayek of siwa #assassin's creed bayek #arno dorian #assassin's creed unity #first post #jokes #please dont take me seriously #like at all #when i say this is all jokes i mean it #also im aware this has probably been said before but i just came to this realization myself so lemme feel cool for like 2 seconds please-#pls ignore #shitpost?

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daydadahlias · 1 year

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Hey Jess, as a person who gets curious about hyper specific stuff, I wanted to know what color that yellow/brown-ish sweater was listed as by the designer. I wasn’t trying to be pretentious or something when calling it cognac, btw; it’s a regularly used description in my language, like you would use tan for leather, or dogs in English.

So anyway, I hopped on the John Varvatos site and saw that they call it copper. The cream white one from the beach selfie is listed as charcoal/turtle dove. Now on sale for a mere $235 (from $465). Wasn’t expecting precious little bean to be able to afford that on a music teacher salary. 😉

hello bestie

in this alternate universe, our precious lil' bean got that shirt from a good will <3 just like i actually got an almost exact replica of Ashton's very own yellow/brownish/copper sweater a few months ago for 6 dollars <33

#no i didnt mean to say YOU were being pretentious it's just one of those things where i try to avoid using words in dialogue especially #that arent super common #like im from the US and i dont think ive ever heard someone say 'cognac' casually in conversation yknow #and since calum is the one saying it. it just felt like yellow was simple and worked #i do agree the shirt is copper however that's also still a word i dont think is used super casually in convo #so now as a team bonding activity we can pick the new color of the sweater for me to change it to in the fic #how do we feel about calum calling it 'brownish'?? would u be opposed #i can change it to copper tho if we prefer copper #or we could cut the adjective entirely #open to suggestions #pigeon #anon #lmfao getting war flashbacks from when someone got onto me abt using the word 'jugular' in scene 14 and i had to delete it from the fic #god now im second guessing even calling it a sweater is this just a long sleeved shirt #im panocking #idk like in my mind. calum would say yellow.#he's colorblind in the fic actually and ur being ableist rn /j #that is Such a joke pls do not take that seriously #idk i just feel like he would use... a basic word #bc if he used cognac ashton's basic little southern ass would go 'hUh?'

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