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toomuchracket · 15 days

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a birthday partyverse insta au

this is lowk all over the place i'm so sorry. have fun tho!! <3

#this is ass i'm sorry #mads muses #mads does writing #mads gets social #into the birthday partyverse #birthday baby #amy #mayhem #matty healy fluff #matty healy x reader #matty x reader

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chittychittyyangyang · 1 year

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Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you're in pain, but you don't get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone's life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn't look like they need care.

This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.

#ccyy talks #sorry for posting this here but I'm pissed and this shit really needs to stop #For all I know he recorded me too cause I'm young and look healthy but got to go back next #Sorry about your cough buddy but the way things work I was a more immediate emergency #1k #5k #10k #30k #this post clearly has a life of its own now #and in case someone wants to know some clarifications for common points #people in a position of authority/actively hurting someone with the intent to protect/help the person is fine #so cops doctors nurses mental health workers and educators (to name a few) who actively are abusing their power and authority? free game #this post was filming random ass people for Content(tm)#random ass people more so those in distress aren't your content and you do not know the harm you can do to someone by posting that shit #50k

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spainstateofmind · 8 months

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#update: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T FEED HIM BEFORE LOCKPICKING PLEASE STOP BEATING MY ASS IN THE TAGS 😭😭😭#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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itsthislake · 1 month

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“Icarus.”

it's all about freedom really

Credit goes to An Sifakah for the poem. Enjoy!

Support me on Ko-fi maybe?

#lake's art #happy birthday sabo!#this time actually on time wow #revolutionary sabo #one piece sabo #asl brothers #asl trio #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #watch me tag ace even though he barely shows up #one piece comic #one piece #one piece fanart #oh i'll confess. i traced that ship from a screencap #there's no force on earth that can make me draw a whole ass ship sorry #as always I am stupidly proud of exactly 1 (one) page and this time it's the third #but i also just love that part of the poem so i was already biased towards it before i drew it lmao #i had a whole ass explanation for the reasoning behind this comic that i wrote at like. 3 am. but fuck knows what i did with it #i contemplated colors and immediately gave up. hell nah i'm not doing that again

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wombywoo · 6 months

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sunshine ☀️

#cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #mw2 #mw3 #mw3 spoilers #my art #I...I have nothing to say #this is so half-assed I'm sorry babe #I just...needed to make something

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xxgalacticambitionsxx · 2 years

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victor frankenstein wasn't even a doctor he was a college student why the hell do we even call him that

#frankenstein #victor frankenstein #i'm absolute ass at tagging things sorry

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fishofthewoods · 8 days

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I see a lot of people clowning on the people of Pelican Town for not repairing the community center themselves or clowning on Lewis for embezzling and. like. Those criticisms aren't entirely unfair. But I think instead of coming at it from a perspective of "why can't the townspeople do this" we should be asking "why and how can the farmer do this?"

Like. Think about it. The farmer arrives in Stardew Valley on the first day of spring. By the first day they're obviously different. By day five the spirits of the forest who haven't been seen by the townsfolk in years or generations are speaking to them. By the second week they've developed a rapport with the wizard that lives outside town.

In the spring they go foraging and find more than even Linus, who's spent so many years learning the ways of the valley. Maybe he knows, when he sees them walking back home. Maybe he looks at them and understands that they're different, chosen somehow.

In the summer they fish in the lakes and the ocean for hours on end, catching fish that even Willy's only ever heard of, fish that he thought were the stuff of legend. They pull up giants from the deep and mutated monstrosities from the sewers.

In the fall, their crops grow incredibly immense; pumpkins twice as tall as a person, big enough that someone could live inside. The farmer cuts it down with an axe without even batting an eye. Does Lewis wonder, when he checks the collection bin that night and finds it full to the brim with pumpkin flesh? What does he think? Does he even leave the money? Does he have the funds to pay the farmer millions of dollars for the massive amounts of wine they sell? Or is it someone--something--else entirely?

In the winter, the farmer delves into the mines. No one in Pelican Town has been down there in decades. No one in living memory has been to the bottom. The farmer gets there within the season. They return to the surface with stories of dwarven ruins and shadow people, stories they only tell to Vincent and Jas, whose retellings will be dismissed by the adults as flights of fancy. People walking by the entrance to the mines sometimes hear the farmer in there, speaking in a language no one can understand. Something speaks back.

The farmer speaks to the the wizard. They speak to the spirit of a bear inside a centuries-old stone. They speak to the shadow people and the dwarves, ancient enemies, and they try to mend the rift. They speak to the Junimos, ancient spirits of the forest and the river and the mountain. They taste the nectar of the stardrops and speak to the valley itself. They change Pelican Town, and they change the valley. Things are waking up.

And what does Evelyn think? She's the oldest person in the valley; she was here when the farmer's grandfather was young. (How old *is* she, anyway? She never seems to age. She doesn't remember the year she was born.) Does she see the farmer and think of their grandfather? Does she try to remember if he was like this too, strange and wild and given the gifts of the forest?

And does their grandfather haunt the valley? He haunts the farm, still there even after his death; his body died somewhere else, but his spirit could never stay away for long. Does Abigail, using her ouija board on a stormy night, almost drop the planchette when she realizes it's moving on its own? Does Shane, walking to work long before anyone else leaves their house, catch glimpses of a wispy figure floating through the town? Does the farmer know their grandfather came back to the place they both love so much?

Mr. Qi takes interest in the farmer. He's different, too; in a different way, maybe, but the principles are the same. They're both exceptional, and no matter what Qi says about it being hard work and dedication, they both know the truth: the world bends around the both of them, changing to fit their needs. Most people aren't visited by fairies or witches. Most people don't have meteorites crash in their yard. Most people couldn't chop down trees all day without a break or speak to bears and mice and frogs.

The farmer is different. The rules of the world don't work for them the way they work for everyone else. The farmer goes fishing and finds the stuff of fairy tales. The farmer goes mining and fights shadow beasts and flying snakes. The farmer looks at paths the townspeople walk every day and finds buried in the dirt relics of lost civilizations.

The farmer is a violent, irrepressible miracle, chosen by the valley and destined to return to it someday. Even if they'd never received the letter, they would've come home.

They always come home eventually.

#lich says shit #stardew valley #sorry for the stardew valley meta i'm just so obsessed with how FREAKY the farmer is. Like it's so fun #gonna write another long ass post about the farmer's bloodline specifically and. like.#why did their grandpa leave the valley?? why did their parents never go back??#stardew valley farmer #sdv

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eyes-of-nine · 1 month

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minimum wage coded scrunkly and his very good pupper

#.... I am in denial over vol 7 don't mind me ywy #haven't had the chance to get to vol 8 yet so no spoilers pls not that I'm expecting much :')#anyways yin yu my poor scrunkly I'm sorry that the narration and xie lian keep judging your overworked ass #they're both very fun to draw tho #tgcf #tgcf fanart #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #quan yizhen #yin yu #quanyin #heaven official's blessing #my art

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pyralart · 8 months

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In which Luz gets isekai-ed another way

First part >> Next Part

Remember folks, look both ways before crossing the road or this might happen to YOU! This was an advert from the Road Safety Agency (it's not).

Oops, I just dropped the angst! I can reveal that it's inspired by this original post, although I'll put my own spin on it so don't think you know what's gonna happen!

#pyralart #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh #toh fanart #toh comic #luz noceda #And the most important: Truck-san <3 #Please don't be sad it's not the end of the comic #After all next up is her funeral!! (Sorry sorry sorry I'm joking)#I drew this entire ass truck with all the details before having to darken if for the atmosphere and effect I hate it here #A WHOLE ASS TRUCK #I also made the entire background and we see 10% of it #Back to the Human Realm #<-- Reminder this will be the tag for it #What if the comic just ended there lmao #I'm not that mean it's okay

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cowardlykrow · 1 month

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Brother bonding(?)

#don’t you hate it when ur baby brother cheats at uno #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #tgwdlm #npmd #i'm sorry your face is so horribly drawn Ted the beloved bastard #art #I like to imagine anytime Ted was around baby Pete pestered him to play with him #but some how pete kicks his ass everytime #the guy who didn’t like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #Nightmare time #Hatchetfield #just a haha funny doodle :0

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userparamore · 4 months

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SALTBURN (2023) ROMEO + JULIET (1996)

#saltburn #romeo + juliet #jacob elordi #claire danes #saltburnedit #filmtv #filmedit #dailyflicks #jelordiedit #useraurore #userallisyn #userkam #userrobin #moviegifs #usergreta #*mygifs #i'm so sorry for this grainy ass quality i'm ashamed

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faytelumos · 10 months

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It's been brought to my attention that the proposed Tumblr blackout is actually going to be harmful for disabled folks, as it removes the ability to have users fix improperly tagged content and will decrease the reach of Disability Pride Month content.

So I'm not going to be stepping away this week.

This is an issue that several people have tried to mention to the one who proposed the blackout, and the message has been repeatedly ignored. Though the blackout had an impact on Reddit, the truth of it is that Tumblr is not Reddit and so we likely need to use different methods.

Please do not join the blackout. It will actually harm those with disabilities, because it will prevent many people from seeing and spreading disability awareness content.

Sorry for the confusion, and thank you for the understanding.

#Tumblr blackout #Disability Pride Month #accessability #🕸️#edit: not my dumb ass using a deaf metaphor in a post about helping people with disabilities #(I'm sorry)

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emin-folly · 11 months

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Yeah I'm sorry but I seriously don't buy the whole "Batman can sneak up on Kryptonians and other superpowered aliens/people cause he's ~Batman~" BS

Personally what I think would be much more in character and frankly way funnier is if just about every superhero can see/detect Batman, they all just choose to humor him cause of his fragile ego lmao

Low effort comic cause I tired aha

#Look I'm sorry but are you *seriously* trying to tell me that Superman who can hear a pin drop on the other side of the planet can't hear #Bruce's noisy ass two feet from him???? Yea nah fam #That's just Clark being really polite (and good at acting)#You can't convince me otherwise lol #Don't really like this one but meh #What can you do #dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #my art

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ask-queen-arti · 5 months

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"Damage Control" [ part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 ]