#this is hilarious btw. love it.

[sharkgirldick]

Need to sit under a girls desk and do some shit that will have her shake like those boomers pretending that Pfizer is giving them seizures

You can just ask to suck my dick if that's what you want, damn

#text post #ask #anon #this is hilarious btw. love it.

[aesthetic-uni]

Misha Collins is the funniest straight man ever. He’s the only person to arguably queerbait in real life. He had to come out as a straight. He was told by WB to just stay bisexual. He’s living every homophobe’s nightmare scenario but the only difference is that everyone actually loves it for him

#misha collins #also don’t argue about me about the queerbait thing I know he didn’t it’s just a fucking joke #anyway back to the funny #more straight people should honestly be like him #keep ‘em on their toes #or something #I know nothing about this man or supernatural #but I adore him #have y’all seen his feud on Tiktok with icaruspendragon? #btw someone should check on her #but it’s hilarious #I hope he loves the rest of his life by just adding fuel to the fire that is his life

[electrozeistyking]

Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him

(you better believe that first time was an accident)

#love this lil guy #uzi's like ''YOU CAN'T DO THAT'' and he's just ''AHHHH!'' #he can't talk but he can still scream #the struggle of uzi doorman trying to keep her boyfriend from knocking himself out #meanwhile v is laughing her head off... what can i say uzi ''arguing'' with a tiny drone is hilarious #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #uzi doorman #tiny n au #nuzi #listen i just make a lot of art and they're all sitting in my files #this was all done with my finger because my old apple pencil gave out btw #TINY N'S HUNGRY LEAVE HIM ALONE #zeisty’s goofs

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭 #like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc. #he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

[of-chaos-and-flame]

Can we take a moment to talk about how absolutely batshit insane(affectionate) doc’s skin is without any context

Like

A humanoid creeper wearing sunglasses? Basic, a 10 year old who just got the game would have that skin.

A humanoid creeper with cybernetic prosthetics, wearing a lab coat and sunglasses? Alright, now he’s got some personality to work with!

A humanoid creeper with goat horns, cybernetic prosthetics, and wearing a lab coat and sunglasses? Umm weird and not really cohesive, but go off I guess-?

A humanoid creeper with goat horns, cybernetic prosthetics, and wearing a lab coat, sunglasses, and crocs with socks? WHY???

#this is not even remotely a diss on docs skin btw #I fucking love it #it’s just genuinely hilarious out of context #mcyt #hermitcraft #docm77

[aroaceleovaldez]

i still think a lot about how technically, it's implied Anubis and Walt started dating each other before they asked out Sadie, and if Sadie had said she wasn't interested they would have gone "Entirely fair have a nice day" and proceed to just go continue to date each other.

Cause like, that was the entire thing. They decided that themselves. That things would work best if they were together (as in both physically sharing a body and also relationship-wise). The "asking Sadie about it" part was secondary. If she had said no, they would have stayed together, because among other things Walt would kind of die if they didn't. Walt and Anubis are technically the first gay couple in the Riordanverse. AND they're in a polyamorous relationship with Sadie. Why does no one talk about them ever.

#tkc #the kane chronicles #riordanverse #walt stone #anubis tkc #sadie kane #saltnubis #< great ship name btw #and for anyone who says ''i dont think Rick intended that'' mind you this book was released like #six months before HoH came out (and. subsequently also. Nico.) #like. Rick was not ignorant of queer stuff at that time. he was actively writing it into HoO/HoH while writing both simultaneously #if Sadie had said no they wouldn't have just gone ''okay Sadie pick one of us and the other will cease to exist on the mortal plane'' #they would have gone ''okay well good luck we have a coffee date scheduled so we're gonna go do that'' #saltnubis is still probably the most entertaining solution to a love triangle in middle grade media i have ever encountered #even some YA media. just ''yeah so we solved both our major problems by dating but like. we know you like both of us sooooo...?'' #also hilarious that meanwhile Carter's romance arc is ''so turns out my first girlfriend was a clone made of pottery'' #''and the actual girl has never met me and this is kinda awkward''

[beanghostprincess]

luffy's relationship with buggy is so funny to me because it's exactly how a teenager would react to the stepdad he doesn't like. you could put him in a room with kaido, akainu and buggy and luffy would just punch buggy three times.

#i can confirm i'm like this with my stepdad #and it's hilarious btw i love luffy and buggy's dynamic #one piece #monkey d. luffy #buggy the clown #shuggy #< obviously this post was about shuggy

[starry-bi-sky]

I am of the DPxDC belief/headcanon that any variation of Danny who grew up poor in Gotham during his formative years before moving to Amity Park would not be friends with Sam without friction at first. It makes things more interesting and imo allows for more exploration of different themes plus character growth for Sam that she doesn't really go through in canon.

(this doesn't only apply to a DPDC au where Danny grew up in Gotham poor, but it was the first thing that I thought of where this might happen considering my Childhood Friends au.)

Now Sam's a compassionate girl, it's one of her defining character traits, but so is her hypocrisy and judgy-ness. She's the Not Like Other Girls' girl. This is in part of the show's narrative framing that makes her out like this, unfortunately though its still showing how she is as a character since its consistent enough to be part of her character description. There are also times where the show's depiction of her activism makes it look like she's performative about it. All of this makes her dynamic with a Danny who grew up poor in Gotham very interesting.

Anyways, Sam is aware of her privilege to an extent, but still has her blindspots - glaring ones, in some cases. Her self-righteous attitude would not go over well with a crime alley kid Danny. He'd like her, at first, but then she'd do something to make him mad - personally I think her judging people for not being vegan would annoy him the most, or at least would be the breaking point for him, because it was only recently that his family started actually being able to consistently put food on the table at all, good food nonetheless. And being vegan is expensive.

Any other behavior he noticed from her he'd slowly stop tolerating - her judging conventionally attractive girls and automatically assuming they're vapid and shallow for being feminine. Her anti-capitalist beliefs start coming off as superficial at worst, and Danny would eventually figure out that Sam either came from a family that was well off, or that she wasn't aware if her family was experiencing financial struggle.

He would still be friends with Tucker, but since Tucker imo is still friends with Sam, they'd still run into each other often enough to butt heads. Sam's got a nasty habit of refusing to take responsibility when she's wrong, but when Danny is arguing with her, and counterpointing her with stuff she can't retort back at without compromising her own beliefs, then forces her to start reflecting on herself. Especially when Tucker eventually starts siding with Danny and agreeing with him.

Does sam genuinely care about her beliefs and philosophies? Survey says yes. However that doesn't mean she's not ignorant, and she definitely is at times throughout the show (like when she released the purpleback gorilla thinking it 'wanted out of its enclosure' despite the fact that it was endangered and in an urban area) and I think it'd be a real fascinating dynamic between Danny and Sam to explore.

This isn't Sam hate btw, nor am I trying to make her out like "the worst person ever" bc she's not, i wanna make that explicitly clear. Sam Manson has a lot of positive traits about her but she also has an equal amount of negative traits that I think should be explored, she is not immune to the character development.

#dpdc #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc #dpdc headcanon #dpxdc headcanon #dpxdc danny fenton #dpxdc sam manson #on a funnier note to me Danny asks Sam how much a loaf of bread costs and she can't tell him bc she doesn't know #she's an activist but also look me in the eyes and tell me she knows how much stuff at the grocery store costs #rich girl advocate sam vs crime alley kid danny FIGHT #does sam genuinely care about her beliefs and philosophies? survey says yes. however that doesn't mean she's not ignorant #cfau danny calls her privileged once and sam turns a new shade of red #this isn't sam hate btw i wanna make that explicitly clear #she's great i love her hOWEVER i am not blind to her flaws and i think it gets ignored by fanon AND canon in favor of girlbossing her #this also brings up the idea that Sam (based on her releasing the gorilla) would either respect damian wayne or HATE him bc she's judgy #and one of her flaws is her moral superiority over others. how very christian of you Sam - and i know she's jewish. thats part of the irony #he'd open an animal rehabilitation center and she'd assume the absolute worst. its hilarious. Damian would eat her alive #im taking a bat to a hornet's nest i think

[novuit]

I couldn't stop thinking about @kittspirals' highschool au for MONTHS.

#sorry I butchered the school uniform #hetalia #hws england #hws france #hetalia england #hetalia france #This is the only way I can say this true story. It was hilarious. #All these stories were from english class so I have to bend the rules a tiny bit and assume the french has the same language thing #I don't know if I should tag this as fruk or not #but it's tagged as fruk so. fruk. #I love this au btw #have i mentioned that

[jorvikzelda]

i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days

(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)

#this was GENUINELY my best fucking attempt at little ghost i redrew their head Several fucking times and also the entire them once #i love them so much but i cannot give them what they deserve #decided to not even try drawing the hollow knight. they have Too Many Joints #but if i did their caption wouldve been something like ''third more fucked up sibling'' #would they be the eldest sibling? probably right? i could make an eldest sibling trauma joke too #the abysmal size difference here is Hysterical to me btw. it was Not on purpose i just cant proportion but its hilarious im keeping it #z talks #hollow knight #i did draw the autism creature face myself #no copy pasting here #also hornets legs are just lines bc i tried to make them more like in game but i coulnt make it work . so

[yuriinadress]

Bernard Dowd and Tim's 7 Evil Exes but they're not anyone Tim's actually dated (because lbr, anyone's who's dated Tim would not go through the trouble of fighting his boyfriend for him)

INSTEAD it's Bernard and Tim's 7 POTENTIAL Evil Exes: people that had a crush on Tim but either never got the chance to tell him and/or Tim was too oblivious to realize

Potential candidates include:

Danny Temple

Lonnie Machin

Greta Hayes

Sebastian Ives

Conner Kent

Buzz

Norris

Karl Ranck

Miguel Barragan (Bunker) (I think he had a small crush on Tim? I can't remember, it's been a while since I've read n52)

Cullen Row

That one guy that dragged Tim out clubbing in France (I don't know his name but I know he exists)

Literally any boy that Tim went to school with apparently (guy was a dude magnet jfc)

This all mostly inspired by many of @aliteralchicken 's posts about Tim's many MANY suitors

#yuri yelling #if anyone wrote this I'd love you forever #I'd do it myself but i have no time #manic pixie dream girl tim is also a hilarious concept to me #oh shit yeah this is a scott pilgrim au btw if that wasn't obvious #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #danny temple #timdanny #conner kent #kon el #timkon #sebastian ives #greta hayes #karl ranck #miguel barragan #lonnie machin #timlonnie #norris #buzz #bernard having to fight any of them would be so funny #cullen row #robin 1993

[blueteller]

THERE HE IS

THE FIRST GLIMPSE OF OUR POPE

✨CLOPEH SEKKA~! ✨

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #clopeh #clopeh sekka #tcf manhwa #i kinda adore this crazy bastard #i mean he started off as a generic villain #and he's still not a good guy really #but he's so hilarious you can't help but love him #poor cale tho #rip cale's slacker life #this dude will single handedly make sure cale never gets a break from fame ever again hahahahaha-! #....btw am i the only one who noticed that the sword is a 3d model asset lol

[drbtinglecannon]

Anyone else here think about Laios/Shuro/Kabru or is it just me

#listen. listen. labru AND laishuro are equally hilarious and both have so much “sir you have a crush on that man” energy #dungeon meshi #labru #laishuro #what would their ot3 ship name even be? laishubru? kalairo? idfk man I just think kabru has a crush on laios & laios has one on shuro #and eventually they can all figure it out and kiss about it #both kabru AND shuro genderbend art from ryoko kui has them be into/dating laios that has to mean something!! #marcille would be the biggest supporter of laishuro too cuz that means he's finally over falin lmao. she's petty like that and I love her #this ot3 has ONE fic on ao3 lol. I'm in the trenches here #edit: it's crucial kabru is transmasc btw. the other two cis or trans hcs are fine but it's non negotiable for kabru he is always transmasc

[variksel]

THE dynamic ever honestly i love them soo much did i mention that i like this show just a little bit btw got the idea from @rooolt, from this post! :]

#everyone should be drawing normals little mustache pls btw #i think its funny i think its kinda hilarious that he still has it while going thru the worst trauma of his life #i also love drawing scary in the worst band tees sorry #projecting all my 13/14yo emoiest music tastes onto her #except she calls it vintage bcs its like 20 yrs ol #anyway #blorbos. skrunklies even #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies s2 #dungeons and daddies odyssey #scary marlow #scary marlowe #entitysart #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #oakworthy #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dungeons and daddies #dndads taylor swift #taylor swift #henry oak #daryl wilson #glenn close #ron stampler

[ancient-day]

You sure about that, buddy?

#I love inspecting everything on the rare chances Akira’s alone. We get *his* thoughts. #jest replays p5r (gayass%) #i’m still a fake glasses akira truther btw this changes nothing for me #but it is hilarious and real glasses joker truthers have fun with this 🫡

[siroofington]

Buddy Daddies drama CD #1 video + subs

translation by @marcarella-pizza! link to the post will be in a reblog.

#this took. so long #buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #kyutaro kugi #buddy daddies drama cd #kazuki is hilarious in this btw i love listening to him. #undescribed #Youtube