#this one is h e a v y oops

[saintforan]

So i saw that u made that Holders au and was open to questions so here goes:

Would the rest of the smiling critters have Miraculous/miraculum (idk how's it exactly called) too? Which ones would they have if yes? Would it be kinda based on the animals or character more, or maybe even smth else?

Cuz ironically the pig miraculum is like for a cheery person so it fits with the piggy smiling critter in both cases

OOP be prepared for another long ahh ramble post

Alright so, on the og series the miraculous are given to whoever the miraculous guardian aka master fu decides they are worthy of having them, so he gives the cat and ladybug miraculous to adrien and marinette bc they proved they were good people. The thing is that besides them two, and ofc the villain, the rest of the people that get miraculous they only get them temporarily when chat noir and ladybug need help.

THE THING IS that who chooses who gets the miraculous in the og series is marinette?, like ok shes a very good ladybug but i find it kinda nonsense that she being a 14yo teenager gets trusted by the miraculous guardian (whos like, old af) to choose who gets supernatural power????? idk but personally doesnt make sense to me, i would understand it if she had like atleast A DECADE of experience with them but she barely has any ;-;

SO MY POINT WITH THIS is that i wanted to avoid that same thing bc again, doesn't make any sense to me, so in thia AU theres no guardian! yippeee!

So how the fuck do they even get them in the first place? Easy! They found them! This universe follows the same prompt as the og one where nineteen of the miraculous were sheltered by the order of the guardians (Ppl designated to take care of them), BUT on this AU said order would eventually fall apart/perish for a reason i havent figured out yet LOL on my behalf i just made this au like, yesterday LMAO

After this happened, the miraculous they sheltered got lost, and since the Order was erradicated, there was no one that would actively search for them. SO some time later, mr prototype found an old book that told the tale about the miraculous and blablabla and the infinite power that the black cat and ladybug miraculous give to whoever lands their hands on them, and so he decided to hire investigators and archeologists to find these precious jewels he learned about. Although he didn't find the black cat and ladybug miraculous, he did find the butterfly and peacock. Then after a while, catnap and dogday found the ladybug and black cat miraculous. So going back to your question (too many words just to get here LOL), i still need to develop this au some more, but im planning to make dogday very interested in the miraculous thing, therefore while investigaating them them out of pure curiosity, and adding that the ladybug miraculous makes him luckier he would actually get to find some of them. This said, the rest of the critters could get one on two situations, 1) like dogday and catnap, they get lucky enough to find one, 2) a little like on the og story, in a very very VERY VERY VERY (emphazise on V E R Y) fucked up situation they might encounter, as the critters are good friends to dogday and catnap, they could give them one of the ones they found, but again this would be on a VERY fucked up situation

if i had to choose which one of them to give a miraculous it would prob be either crafty or kickin mainly bc they are the ones that dogday trust the most besides catnap, or in a very specific situation bubba could get one too, a Felix like situation where he steals one from the prototype but on this case it would be out of greedyness lol, very much like layla

and about which one would they get.. i was thinking on giving crafty either the fox (gives the power of Illusion) or the rabbit (Gives the power to time travel), as for kickin he would prob get the turtle (gives the power of Protection aka s h i e l d) or i would go for the safe option and give thim the rooster. As for why they would get those animals miraculouses, my main reason for choosing them would be how responsible they would be (or how i think they would be) with the power each of them gives, for example, crafty would get the rabbit one bc whoever carries it must be really careful with it as it involves time travel, and on my personal vision of crafty she would def be able to handle it

i think thats all? if u got any more questions feel free to ask yippee

#Holders AU

[volleyball-crow]

Rules!! Aoba Johsai Volleyball Team

Rejected titles, written above and crossed out: Resistance is Futile, Oikawa-san’s Rules, OIKAWA-SAN RULES, Seijoh Commandments, Aoba Johsai Laws, Shittykawa can’t come up with decent titles to save his life, Vice-captain please stop antagonizing him

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Rule #1: Oikawa-san is the master commander in this ship and you shall obey him in all matters.

lol l o l lol lol Mutiny! Mutiny, I say!

Rule #2: First-years must rotate setting up duties, as well as cleaning up duties.

Oikawa, if you’re going to do this, then at least do it decently why must you suck the fun out of everything, Iwa-chan? interesting choice of words there Oikawa-kun! Matsukawa. Laps. Yes, sir. On it, sir.

Rule #2.1. if Kunimi pretends to forget his turn again, he’ll get a life sentence

why is there a rule just for me, Hanamaki-san, that’s so unfair i n s t e a d   o f   a   r u l e,   w e   c o u l d   a s k   t h e    v i c e-c a p t a i n   t o   t h i n k    u p   s o m e   k i n d   o f    s p e c i a l   p u n i s h m e n t    f o r   y o u actually, you know what, Kindaichi, I’m fine with this

Rule #3: You bleed on it, you wash it

how do I get blood out of fabric, again? hydrogen peroxide, Mattsun. or you could just put that ugly yellow shirt in the trash where it belongs don’t even, Oikawa, I know the nasty stuff you have hidden in that wardrobe

Rule #4: Mandatory yearly field trip to look at the stars for team bonding purposes!

Is this just an excuse to spend an entire night looking for UFOs and discussing the possibility of alien life? Y e s. Y e s. Yeeep. What say you, Dr. Expert-in-Oikawa-Matters I say he probably needs his Star Trek collection confiscated to calm down a little YOU’RE NOT CUTE! YOU’RE NOT CUTE AT ALL! THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T GET A GIRLFRIEND, IWA-CHAN! lol no it’s not

Rule #5: If you bring a water bottle to practice, then take it home with you

The club room is small enough, don’t waste space on stupid stuff, we already have Oikawa that hurt even me UNCALLED FOR IWA-CHAN!

Rule #6: Occasionally the vice-captain will fuck up and end up petting the captain’s hair in apology. Pretend you don’t see this.

I’d like to know who had the balls to write this because he deserves a medal h a p p y   p e o p l e   s h o u l d   a l l   e x p l o d e

Rule #6: For fuck’s sake, no fangirls.

someone explain to me how come Oikawa-san’s presence makes us all invisible? l o l   m i s d i r e c t i o n

Rule #7: Iwa-chan needs some loving every now and then~ Oikawa needs a kick in the ass every now and then

N o   t h a n k s,   I   e n j o y   l i v i n g I also happen to be quite attached to my life r e l a x,   l i t t l e   f i r s t   y e a r s,   I w a i z u m i    m e a n t   t h i s   r u l e   j u s t   f o r   h i m s e l f,   h e’ d   k i l l   y o u   i f   y o u   t r i e d   i t o h    g o d not to worry, Kindaichi, Oikawa-senpai would kill us himself first s o m e h o w    I’ m    n o t   c o m f o r t e d Iwa-chan, how dare you talk about the great Oikawa-san like this! that’s exactly why why does no one respect me in this house. I guess we should show our respect for you more, shouldn’t we, Captain Mattsun~ you’re my favourite♥

Rule #8: We must greet Oikawa’s greatness every morning with a salute and 2 yoga exercises done on the spot.

Downward dog is preferred. I w a i z u m i - s a n,   n o o o o   X D D D Mattsun, you’re no longer my favourite. lol disowned it was all worth it HANAMAKI-SAN DID IT HANAMAKI-SAN DID IT OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA M A T S U K A W A - S A N  T O O!   O M G this is why everyone thinks the volleyball team is not normal well, they’re not wrong

Rule #9: Funny guys who think they’re funnier than they actually are will run laps until they puke♥

Sorry =(   Sorry        S O R R Y       s o r r y ! !       oops We’re really sorry, please don’t kill us Whoever said Captain is not a hardass, my thousand bruises and missing tooth would like to have a word he just wanted to see if your eyebrows get thinner when you’re tired Iwaizumi-san. Not helping. [you’re all so strange - Sawamura] Z I P    I T    K A R A S U N O !

Rule #10: If we’re playing poker, Oikawa-senpai is not allowed in the room

just -how- does he know everyone’s tells? it’s not that bad, is it? m a y b e    i f    y o u    c o u l d   r e s i s t   t h e    u r g e   t o   d o   a   l i v e  a u d i o   c o m m e n t a r y   a n d   d i d n ’t   o u t   e v e r y   s i n g l e   b l u f f   g o i n g  o n I’d also appreciate my eyebrows not being the topic of a 5-minute monologue for once

Rule #11: Monopoly is BANNED.

L e t   i t    b e   n o t e d   h e r e    t h a t    I   o w n e d   a l l   y o u r   a s s e s. Makki, dude, let it go.

Rule #12: No dog jokes, practical or otherwise. Kyotani is enough of a pain in the ass already.

personally I thought the leash was a very nice touch because he didn’t get the joke? because he didn’t get the joke. y o u ’ r e   s o   l u c k y    h e   r e a d   t h e   w o r d   “R u l e s”   a n d   s t a r t e d   p r e t e n d i n g   t h i s   b o a r d   d o e s n’ t   e x i s t

Rule #13: Liberos are precious creatures that must be protected at all costs.

I need to know who wrote this, so I can figure out if I should be feeling the love or the sarcasm Watari, dear, it’s probably both O i k a w a - s a n   o n   p o i n t   a s    a l w a y s

Rule #14: Iwa-chan is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too perfect for this world, too pure

d i d   O i k a w a - s a n   s u r v i v e   w r i t i n g   t h i s ? he’s been missing for three days O H    M Y   G O D    W H A T Kindaichi you saw him less than an hour ago o h.   o h   y e a h.

Rule #15: If you’re drunk, we don’t know you.

But I hear he still carried Captain’s ass home [but did he cop a feel, tho] NEKOMA WHEN I FIND YOU I’M GONNA KILL YOU [that was not a no] please don’t kill another team’s captain, Iwaizumi-san

Rule #16: If you don’t know me, I can do whatever I want

a h.   t h e y ’r e   s t i l l    f i g h t i n g,   a r e n ’t    t h e y ? how observant of you. Does nothing escape your all-seeing eye, Kindaichi?

Rule #17: Team dinners after every match. No exceptions.

good to hear they made up

Rule #18: The next person to start an underwear-stealing chain will be hung up from the school’s flag mast in their socks. And only their socks.

is this actually physically possible? wanna find out?

Rule #19: Iwaizumi-san is always serious, and must always be taken at his word, please don’t ever think he’s kidding because he’ll really do it oh god

and they said high school wouldn’t be a traumatic experience

Rule #20: CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES FOR FUCK’S SAKE THAT WAS DISGUSTING

this day will go down in Aoba Johsai history as the smelliest there ever was i t    l o o k s    l i k e    a   d i r t y    l a u n d r y    b o m b   f r o m   h e l l   w e n t    o f f    i n    t h e r e.   w h a t    t h e   h e l l   h a p p e n e d I   n e e d    t o   kn o w:   w h o    d o   t h e   s p a r k l y    a l i e n   b o x e r s   b e l o n g   t o ? lolololol Oikawa-san, Kindaichi found your underwear w h a t ? nooooo, Kin-chan, don’t believe his lies! I know for a fact you have three more pairs in different colours STOP MESSING IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER HAJIME stop hiding the TV remote in there when you’re sulking C a p t a i n… ah, Captain just broke Kindaichi’s little hero-worshipping heart. he should buy him dinner as compensation. and me too. oh no. I feel so disillusioned. only free food can heal the wound in my soul. in fact, he should buy all of us dinner, after all this hard work, isn’t that right, Hanamaki-san? I   w o u l d n’ t    s a y   n o    t o    t h a t,    M a t s u k a w a - s a n. you’re all horrible, horrible people, I should just go to Shiratorizawa you’d be back in three days, tops. you’re so uncute, Iwa-chan. no wonder you can’t get a girlfriend. lolololol that’s not why

Rule #21: don’t underestimate other teams, no matter how weak they seem.

d a m n.   d a m n    d a m n    d a m n   d a m n. next time, man. we’ll only get better from here. stay focused.

Rule #22: Karasuno and Shiratorizawa are going down first - and then we’re going for the Champions Cup. First place will be ours.

Scribbled several times all over the remaining space below rule #22 in different handwritings: Yes, Captain.

RULE THE COURT

(tiny drawing of an adorable, but somehow incredibly menacing chibi!Oikawa, with a cheerful smile full of teeth. The speech bubble next to him reads: “…. or else.”)

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!! #volleyball anime #ハイキュー！！ #aoba johsai #i couldn't find the original post on tumblr for some reason?? #so i copied it from AO3 #i wonder if i never actually posted this on tumblr back then??

[youandtom2]

Hey :) your writing is so amazing, I’m sorry about your laptop! That must be hard 🥺💜 much love to you and your work because you and your work are so beautiful!

You asked for part 2 to your works! My faves are definitely, these because they are beautiful just like you and they make me crumble to the ground!

- Praise You Like I Should, because let’s to be honest getting praised by Tom is too good, not to read! Makes me crumble in a good way! Him helping you through tough times, it is Art. Such a badass of correcting people too! Would love to see their reactions to Reader and Tom together!

- Wicked As Sin because why is sinning so attractive? It is ungodly at how Tom makes you his with a click of his hand, it is heavenly. Knowing what he wants is you, no one can do anything about it. Giving into that pleasure! Again! H E A V E N L Y

Thank you for being you and writing these wonderful fanfics! Because you are truely beautiful, bless your heart with grace! 🥺💜

Hi, sorry for the late reply but since coming back on I realised that I should probs go through my inbox and I saw this and omg thank you and bless ur lil heart. I rlly appreciate you taking the time to write this out (even if was a while ago oops) :')

I actually have started part 2 for PYLIS and As Wicked as Sin. Although I'm not far into them I do intend on finishing them and publishing them. To be completely transparent, this might take days or just a little over a week. My availability at work has just increased to I don't have all day every day to write them, but with college being finished and the lil spare time I have just now, I will try my best to fire them out.

Have a great day :)

#anon asks #praise you like I should #as wicked as sin #tom holland smut #tom holland

[lolly-047]

current newest brainrot is diluven as fairytale everythings

I mean like - fairytale AUs. ALL the fairytale AUs - og, disney, reworked, e v e r y t h i n g

So far i got:

Cinderella/Fae AU (totally not in the process of writing that one, nope, not me) - just. Venti in a pretty dress, yes pls (also lots of probably not-that-true fae lore, bc i am a beginner with fae lore but once i grab an idea i grow several wildly different things out of it, oops)

Tangled AU with Diluc as the princess for a change - babyboi be struggling with expressing his need for freedom and Venti!thethief helping him (yes to all the musical scenes) - i have this really strong image of Dottore as Mother Gothel (bc of the manga, where he was being very predatory towards my poor boy Diluc) also Corona/whatever the name of the kingdom is def has a missing person poster left up for Diluc (his fake/new name could be Phoenix? Bc that sounds vaguely science-y and i don't wanna name him after a vegetable) and Crown Prince Kaeya (also Captain of the Guard aka, taking the role of Max the horse in this) spends half the runtime trying to figure out if Venti is scamming him with Diluc or if that introverted idiot is really supposed to be his older brother (the answer is yes. Yes he is.) I have no idea what to do with the magic hair bit, but i am sure it can be worked in somehow - i am really hoping my hoe of a muse won't decide that i wanna write this one, i am in the middle of way too many projects

Mulan AU, bc we love that one too - i admit, i don't really have the logistics worked out, even in my head, but i got this image of putting people in squads - like Anemo, Pyro, etc... Poor Venti wanting to be in a squad with hotguysecondincommand!Diluc but gets stuck in the Anemo squad instead (i have no idea where that one would go or even who would fight who, or even how the plot of Mulan - og ballad or rework - would fit into it, but i can hear BE A MAN be sung by genshin characters and that is a GOOD image)

Little mermaid AU (yes Venti as a princess again. We love Venti in pretty dresses!) - basically usual premise, but couldn't leave my fav princess story out - would have a bit more time for the bois to fall in love tho bc yes, we love some extended date scenes (no idea who Ursula/the sea witch would be or if they were even malevolent or benevolent in this story, but... yeaaaah. The rest of teh Archons can be mermaids too, cause why not, there's supposedly 7 of them anyway)

Beauty and the Beast - kinda more like the og tales (aka Venti!Belle is not an only child, there isn't really a Gaston character, etc... i might end up writing that one if i am not careful enough xD) - fairy!Lumi gets drunk and curses Diluc, bc everyone's fav redhead is a mess when it comes to love... Nobody turns into furniture, instead, they are locked in paintings (only one painting per person, meaning they can't even reach anyone! So sad, but hey at least they can gossip with Belle!Venti about the master of the house... i put way too much thought into this help xD

Just. All the fairytale AUs. I need more and even more than that

#once again i am realizing how nive it would be if my ideas would just write themselves #and all i'd have to do was read them #like #how convenient would that be? #very much #very convenient #diluven #fairytale au #genshin impact #lolly-rambles #writing woes

[kikimochiiiii]

My personal take on MDZS kins based on what I've seen (which is almost nothing)! Understand that this'll be very biased n uninformed, but it's just for fun and I cherish all kins! Please and thank you!💕

WWX: Fiercely protective over their homies/mother bear type; Live for the drama though, so they WILL pitch homies against each other; They will state that their opinion is ALWAYS right to assert dominance; They never feel silly enough; "What do you mean people don't have a bi panic every 20 seconds?"; The life of a party, for better or worse

LWJ: They are very accomplished and orderly; But ask them about that and they'll say that they hate how boring they are; They can recite all of their unrequited loves in detailed, dramatic stories; They have at least 1, if not multiple crushes where they hate the fact that they love them; once they hyperfixate on one thing, they'll never be able to tell you anything about anything else; Shy n sweet, we protecc

JC: "I HATE THAT I KIN THIS MAN, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-"; Their family sucks so much and they absolutely deserve better; They always want affection but can't help but act grossed out by it; will fight WWX kinnies in a gas station parking lot; prayed to all the gods to be asexual because they hate hormones, but they couldn't be more thirsty; have killer fashion that makes everyone double-take; A fierce, chaotic beauty ppl don't forget

JYL: The mom friend; Is always the therapist/advisor/caretaker/friend/mom for everyone else; Girl, are you okay? You are overworked for real; Wishes they could be intimidating once in a while; LOVES ALL THE GIRLY FEMME AESTHETICS; "I'm so average TT TT" (is actually talented in so many areas wth); everyone is protective over them and they don't know why, but they like it💕💗

LXC: Oh my gosh, ARE YOU OKAY-; Have an emotional wall higher than Mt. Everest; The person with the most propriety; Perfectionism is their worst enemy; Have definitely dealt with toxic friends in their life, so please handle with care; the best listeners; Extremely artistic in some form or another; Are kind to all other kinnies, but will bloody take a bullet for JC kinnies on sight; No one shall ever know their music playlists...

NMJ: "I am who I am, and don't mess with me"; If people aren't genuine with them, they can't stand it; An open book at all times; Their face WILL show what they are feeling; They are just aiming to find a himbo or cute twink for their love partner (or both!); generally nice, but can whip out insanely painful insults, so don't test them; They are confident, and therefore, they are H O T

JGY: GOSH, WHY ARE THEY SO PRETTY??; Definitely were the reason for someone's bi or gay awakening; soft aesthetic e v e r y w h e r e; "A-Yao never did anything wrong!🥺"; Will 100% not snitch on you if you give them a favor or are just hot; Are all about optimizing their situation, if you catch my drift; They are the most loyal of loyal friends if they cherish you💗💕

NHS: "I was born to be petty."; They can recall everything they have a grudge against in worryingly great detail; They will exact revenge on you, so be nice; They have the absolute maddest make-up skills; Work in tandem with WWX kinnies to make chaos, but take a backseat more often; Either habe the highest standards or none at all with no in-between; Bring them to ALL of your sleepovers

WQ: Queen energy 24/7; "I fUCKING TOLD YOU SO-"; They are forever suffering from the incompetent, irresponsible people around them; They have dealt with creeps thirsting after them, and they all wound up missing, oops-; Will be a full-on bodyguard for JYL kinnies and MM kinnies on sight; They just hate men in general; Extremely smart and/or street smart

MM: Also constantly suffering from idiots around them; They are so pretty, but very modern n with the trend when it comes to fashion; They are so stable and sure in themselves, we love to see it; Definitely witnessed friends go through VERY cringe romantic relationships; Doesn't talk much in a group context, but if you start talking with them, they are an awesome friend💕💗; When protected by WQ kinnies, they'll insist that they didn't need up, but they'll secretly like it👀

WN: Classic shy and sweet TM; People were absolutely attracted to them before because they thought they fit a trope, and it was deeply upsetting to them; They are SO INDECISIVE; Their fear over making core decisions is immeasurable; They have an intense fear of emails; "Please don't perceive me..."; Can pop off when defending a friend, and it's very hot of them

XY: "Okay, but like, I'm just saying...a pocket knife would be good for self-defense because-"; They joke about concerning things in discord vcs at 3 am that everyone mutually chooses to ignore; Are adorably extroverted; "Omg you like candy too?! LETS BE BESTIES!!💕🎵"; Are oddly sweet considering they relate to Xue Yang; Definitely tried the goth look once, but they still looked like a cupcake; The hugging type of friend; Occasionally bratty for attention

SL: "Why do all these people lack common sense?"; Had 1 (one)(uno) crush and then never liked anyone ever again; Everyone calls their lifestyle dull, but they just say that they value consistency; You have to plan a meet-up with them 2 weeks in advance or else they will PANIK; Their form of love is helping you manage your finances; Are actually quite mature and wise once you get them talking

XXC: YOU ARE SO PURE, WHY ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET; Weirdly aged and ageless in personality; Also the mom friend, but they aren't burnt out, unlike JYL kinnies; Wear super cute, oversized sweaters, I don't make the rules; sweater paws HNNG; Sometimes a bit out of the loop, but they're doing their best; Jump around in a conversation; Found family is their absolute jam; An extreme empath, so they have to protect themselves from too much depressing stuff, like the news

Okay, that's it for now! I just picked out some of the MDZS people that stood out the most to me for now bc man, this is long, but lemme know if you want my take on any other MDZS character!

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #lan xichen #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #wen qing #wen ning #mian mian #xue yang #song lan #xiao xingchen #nie huaisang

[pantherxdrawz]

May I offer you some of my Ace Attorney Poly ship hcs?

*Dumps Langwrightworth headcanons at your feet*

…………… -They’re all trans. That’s it that’s the thing. They’re all gayass Trans men. (Also I get to make the “Hey I payed a lot of money to wear my shirt like this!” Joke with Lang)

-Edgeworth is DemiAroAce and Gay, Phoenix is Bi, Lang is Omni and they’re all Poly

-Lang is usually the one to carry his partners around, Edgeworth could carry Phoenix, Phoenix could just kind of carry Edgeworth (his lower body strength was way better than his upper) and there’s no way ether of them where gonna try to lift Langs nearly 6ft ass, even though Edgeworth had no excuse being nearly the same height

But Lang? Lang can carry them both at the same time, just throws them both over his shoulders like potato sacks. Edgworth hates the carrying style, meanwhile Phoenix makes windows noises. Although sometimes he surprisingly and seemingly randomly switches it to Bridal style, yes carrying them both like that.

(This is just if I’m not using my Robot Edgeworth headcanon, if I was then Edgeworths would change to being able to also easily lift Phoenix or Lang, or them both at once, robot arms.)

-Yes they all spoon together sometimes, it’s usually, Lang is the big spoon, Phoenix is the little spoon, Edgeworth is the teaspoon (little spoon of the little spoon) yes they specifically say he’s the “teaspoon”

But sometimes the order changes, like Phoenix is now the big spoon and Lang is the “littlelittle” spoon, or Edgeworth is big spoon, etc.

-Phoenix would probably be the first to propose, unless Edgeworth beats him to it, Phoenix would propose by just straight up asking, hell, maybe even in the middle of watching TV,

Meanwhile Edgeworth would make sure to set up a nice perfect date, like a custom consort playing only their favorite songs, or a romantic fireworks show,

Point is he would have E V E R Y T H I N G pre-planned for it,

Basically Phoenix and Edgeworth would be propose racing meanwhile Lang is just there, watching his boyfriends race over proposing and just sits out of the race, finding it amusing.

-For how they all got together,

It started with Edgeworth unintentionally falling for Phoenix and trying to hide it, which he succeeded at for quite a while, but you can’t hide the gay forever Edgy. Meanwhile Phoenix had been in love with Edgeworth since childhood, after the trial event, but he didn’t do anything at the time because he didn’t realize at the time, actually he didn’t realize he was still in love until a while after seeing Edgworth again in the flesh, (even though he was literally still experiencing crush symptoms since college???)

Phoenix and Edgeworth got together first, during Phoenix’s Disbarment, Then bam the investigations events happen

and Edgeworth ends up accidentally falling for Lang right near the end of the second investigation games events, and vice versa.

After that Phoenix and Edgeworth talked it over (Phoenix had to fucking LieDetector him out of it-) and agreed to have an open relationship where they could date whoever outside of it just tell the other first so now Lang and Edgeworth where also dating

But eventually Lang met Phoenix and they eventually ended up falling for each other as well- So now those two where dating and now everyone’s dating each other-

oops it’s a poly now-

Also bonus for an OT4 version with Godot joining the poly I’m putting under a cut:

Yes I uh, also ship Langwrightworthdot/Langwrightworthmando I find it cute

which is probably unheard of by the fandom, I mean the only ot4 version I’ve seen so far is Gumshoe as the fourth partner-

But eh my ot4 edition of an ot3 my rules, I aM THE SOLO CHEF IN THIS KITCHEN

Also I’m mainly referring to him as “Diego” and not “Godot” here because calling him that is not just a post coma thing he actually goes back to being called that in events before arrest in canon

anYWAYS

-Godot/Diego is also under the trans umbrella in my hcs, like he’s a gender-fluid menace that is a pronoun thief, no not even your neos are safe.

He’s also Pan, as long as you aren’t an evil bitch xe’d date ya, and they’re not exactly poly, but she isn’t against the idea ether

-Godot/Diego would join the poly a while after he’s been released from jail, because after that he would have lost his grudge with Wright and would have maybe considered becoming friends, which they did

The WrightDot/Wrightmando in this poly would be enemies to friends to lovers, well, more like, Robocop visor guy with a random grunge against a random blue guy he throws coffee at to friends to lovers

-Diego would just be dating Phoenix at first, not the rest of the poly, yes they all know they all know, he just chose to just date Phoenix

and guess what, their first date is a coffee date.

-But eventually Diego would drop just dating Phoenix and said “fuck it I’m dating the whole poly.” Well then,

MOVE LANG YOUR NOT THE TALLEST IN THE POLY ANYMORE- (I checked the official heights, Phoenix is 5’9, Edgeworth is 5’10 Lang is 5’11 and Diego is 6’1)

-Now with the partner carrying this time around, Phoenix can just barely get Diego off the ground, this is exactly what he feared would happen if he attempted to lift Lang- Edgworth does a better job than Phoenix does at carrying him, but he still doesn’t do it very well, meanwhile Lang can also easily carry him, just like Phoenix and Edgeworth,

Lang can also still carry all of his partners at once but he now struggles a bit, just because it’s the weight of another fully grown ass man being added on to the combined weight of two, but he refuses to show said struggle and carry’s on

Meanwhile Diego can also lift all of his partners easily, No not fucking all at once- He’s not that crazy or confident in his strength to attempt that- But he can easily carry Phoenix, Edgeworth and Lang separately

(This is, again, just how it’d be if we’re not using my robot Edgeworth headcanon, if we were Edgeworth could just go “scoop.” *lifts all of his partners at once with his robot arms*)

-Yes at this point they’ve all dealt with the “I hate to break it to you-“ misunderstanding they all responded and explained differently, but the funniest one out of them all is that Diego, instead of explaining, does This:

Person: Um, Mr. Armando, I hate to break it to you but, your boyfriend? Phoenix? He’s cheating on you with Agent La-

Lang: *So happens to be walking into the room*

Diego, with Zero hesitation: *Proceeds to grab Lang by the collar while staring at the person dead in the eyes and proceeds to start making out with him*

Person:

Person: …w hat-

-Oh hey new proposal race- Damnit- This time Everyone’s in the race-

Edgeworth is back at it with the “must have perfect date planned to propose” while also attempting to do it before Phoenix asks it randomly while watching TV or somth- Lang is also planning on proposing, but not in a casual or traditional set, he wanted to ask while under the stars and moonlight (but no full moon cause werewolf hc- I don’t think that’s gonna go well) and Diego was gonna propose to the other three in another coffee date

-Yeah. Yeah at this point Trucy has not one not two but four dads. And they’re all gonna beat you up alongside Apollo if anything where to happen to her and it was your fault it happened.

-Also one more hc that’s not 1000% related to the ship but it is some shenanigan that happened at least once or twice,

If there’s ever a power outage, or the four are all together in a dark area, Instead of using the flashlights on their devices they go “Hey let’s use our boyfriend as a flashlight! *proceeds to grab Diego and aim him like a flashlight*”

so for context on this, by the time they’re all in a four person poly Diego would switch from the Robocop looking mask he had as Godot to red sunglasses which are actually a new technology that are glasses for blind people

…glasses fix all vision problems at this point ig-

and said glasses also glow in the dark, but they glow brighter then the visor did to the point when in a dark area he might as well be wearing two flashlights over his eyes

Works to scare criminals in the dark away though

#langwrightworthdot #langwrightworth #ace attorney #Ace attorney shipping #ace attorney headcanon #uhh I dunno how to tag this I just wanted to share dumb poly headcanons #I actually might offer some poly family headcanons later #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #shi long lang #aa godot #pantherxheadcanonz #<— new headcanons filter tag! #The headcanons dump wasn’t specifically made for posting on Valentine’s Day I just ended up finishing it in one day #so no this is not a Valentine’s Day post really just me blabbing about my ot3 and ot4

[ghostfeather]

Kpop asks: 6 and 18?

oops, i reblogged that post and immediately fell asleep lol. alright, let's go!

6. What's your favorite K-Pop music video, and why?

because i can't choose just one, here's my top 5 :D

0x1=lovesong by txt - i love the indie coming-of-age film vibes. it's emotional, it's dramatic, and it just suits the song so perfectly. it was the first time i ever encountered emo/pop punk influence in kpop and i really appreciated that as a former emo. also it was my first txt mv so i cherish it very much.

please don't... by k.will - first of all, i love a plot-based music video. this one is such a classic but the twist at the end is e v e r y t h i n g.

jungle by cix - my friend actually made me watch this a few months ago and it just blew me away. SO visually stunning. it's just a piece of art.

the real by ateez - i love how over-the-top and loud it is. both the song and video are so reminiscent of bollywood to me? it's great.

secret by wjsn - it's so pretty. i love the colors. i love the dreamy, celestial imagery. cosmic girls, indeed.

also, just in general, i really love digipedi. everything they touch is gold.

18. What's your favorite K-Pop cover or collaboration?

yeah, i'm doing top 5 again.

OOO DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i'm sorry soobin i love you so much but this should've gotten the cult following. i always love the way they rearrange songs to suit their sound.

i'm also equally obsessed with nine's twenty-three cover. i couldn't even recognize it when i first heard it but it works so well.

keonhee's ah puh cover is also so, so, so cute and wonderful. i'm obsessed. it's so keonhee. i probably listen to it more than the original.

i'm still not over joshua's double take cover. i typically don't love his voice in svt songs because he's singing in way too high a range but he sounds really great here in his lower register. just a lot more comfortable and relaxed.

taking it WAY back but i really love ali's cover of the leopard of kilimanjaro. her voice is incredible. i listen to her immortal songs cover album all the time.

i'll also do collaborations too!

step - yena, yoojung, arin, chuu, yuqi - i've never enjoyed kara (again, sorry soobin...) but this is such a excellent cover. their energy is great and arin is just kills it completely.

pretty u - kep1er, tempest - i feel like boy group/girl group collabs are often awkward but this one is so fun. both groups complement each other well on stage. it's just like a fun little musical number.

celeb five - weus - yes, it's a parody but more importantly, it's the best thing i have ever seen.

trouble maker - hyuna, hyunseung - what a classic. when i think "collaboration," they are the first thing to come to mind. i still listen to the trouble maker mini albums on a regular basis.

falling slowly - sungmin, sunny - an oldie but a goodie. they used to host a radio show together back in the day that i used to watch religiously during high school so watching this always makes me feel nostalgic for those days.

kpop ask game

#ask game #yeah i did NOT mean for this to get so long lmao... #i have been in this fandom forever

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAAHHHHHH Carlos noooo 😭😭😭

Sir you didn't even TELL THEM WHERE YOU WERE GOING

aAGH

Btw y'all should now I'm just very quietly s c r e a m i n g irl XDD

CARLOSSSS S T O P

:'(( flashbacks <33

Uh ohhh

C'mon I bet I was right

Where is it Carlos XD

:O- wait

AAAAH

Ik it's just dust but why it look like the kidnapper's smoking right behind that wall XD

Y'all I was right

I was so right

YESSSSSSS HAHAHAHAAAAAA SECRET TUNNELLLLL

I CALLED ITTTT

WOGUENQPSLVNEU SECRER PASSAGEWAY SECRET PASSAGEWAY SECRET PASSAGEWAY SECRET PASSAGEWAY AAAHHHHHH :DDDD >:DDDDDDD

Anyway

CARLOS N O O O O O O

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A WORSE IDEA???!!?

N O O N E E V E N K N O W S Y O U ' R E H E R E E E E E!!!!!

aAGH YOU IDIOT

I mean I love you but 😭😭😭

AAAH

AAAH OOP COLLAPSE

Carlos. This is the most dangerous thing you have ever done. And you have done. A LOT OF DANGEROUS THINGS. Even on screen! BUT S I R R R R AAAGGHHHH VKEUANLFPSOMW 😭😭😭😭

O P E

We out o.o

Ooop it's a furnished house

See I was wondering what if it was that at one point during the search but that comes back into play now bc AAAAH THEY WON'T KNOW THE LOOK THERE

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

Carlos please 😭

AAAHHH N O

SHOVEL

AHHH CARLOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫💔💔

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter

[hanniegoo]

⇢ Before requesting, please read the rules and guidelines :) you can find it here.

⇢ Hi! This is the list of ideas you can request from. This is copied and pasted from my bts and ateez  page as well, so if you would like to request something pertaining to them, go to my page @euphoriyoongi.for bts, and @mingigoo for ateez.

⇢ This account is purely for SKZ, and I am very excited to do some requests for you all! :) also, please let me know if you would like your request to be spicy

content under the cut :))

Angel au

Alien au

Apocalypse au

Arranged marriage au

Assassin au

Artist au

Bakery au

Bodyguard au

Bookstore au

CEO au

College au

Contract marriage au

Convenience store au

Criminal au

Doctor au

Demon au

Dark fantasy au

Deserted island au

enemies to lovers au

Exes au

Fake relationship au

Fairytale au

Fantasy au

Florist au

Ghost au

Grocery store au

Greek mythology au

Historical au

Hospital au

High school au

Holiday au

Idol au

Ice cream shop au

Musician au

Mafia au

Neighbor au

One night stand au

Office au

Pirate au

Pet cafe au

Roommate au

Roadtrip au

Royal au

Record store au

Snowed in au

Soulmate au

Single parent/ pregnancy au

Strip club au

Slice of life au

Supernatural au

Time traveler au

Vampire au

Witch au

Long prompts:

A I accidentally showed up at your door thinking it was mine but your super cute and I’m drunk and I don’t want to leave

B It’s the apocalypse and aliens are supposed to be bad, but why are you the sweetest thing and you’re all hurt and I want to take care of you

C I spilled my coffee all over your pants and I went to touch them and I’m so sorry

D I accidentally hit you with my car and I could only say I’m your wife to come into the emergency room I’m so sorry

E You sent me a text thinking I was someone else but you seem really sad let me cheer you up

F We slept together one night and a few years later I’m raising your kid without telling you oops

G I’m secretly in love with you but you never seemed to give me the time of day but you all of a sudden tell me you love me and my only thought was to make out with you

H You’re a famous idol and I’m a huge fan but you seem to look at me the whole concert and did you just wink?

I You’re a doctor and I hurt myself but I can’t stop looking at how beautiful you are

J I’m a doctor and you hurt yourself but you can’t stop asking me out and it’s getting me flustered help

K You show up at my door but I have no idea who you are and you’re crying come here I’ll take care of you

L We’re roommates and I walk in on you eating cereal in your underwear damn your hot let’s move this to the bed

M I’m a famous idol and you’re my fan who runs a secret fan account that I follow and I know all the dirty things you want to do to me

N We’re best friends but I walked in on you changing and now I can’t forget how hot you are

O I noticed you writing poems and I read a few while you left and why are these about me?

P We had a one night stand thinking we’d never see each other again but you showed up as my boss okay what the hell

Q Historical au we were soulmates hundreds of years ago and now we’re reincarnated and You remember everything

R All of our friends are on a road trip and we get lost and run out of gas youre getting cold so you asked me to hold you

S I write a song about you and you think it’s about someone else but it’s really about you I love you

T We kissed while we were drunk but now that we’re sober I want to kiss you again

U We both go to the same school and I’ve had a crush on you ever since middle school and oh my god why can’t you just notice me

V We’re idols and I have a crush on you openly but you won’t acknowledge it

W You’re a famous rapper and I’m a simple human and we had a one night stand and I ended up pregnant wait what do I do now?

X My kid’s favorite singer is you and now my favorite singer is you can you please notice us?

Y You just came out of an abusive relationship and Im your best friend that just wants to hold you and call you mine and make sure you never get hurt again

Z I just came out of an abusive relationship and you’re my best friend that just wants to hold me and call me yours and to make sure I never get hurt again

(1) you ask him to take a shower with you

(2) you accidentally kiss while drunk and it goes further but both of you don’t regret it.

(3) “Kiss me.”

(4) “I want you. Right now.”

(5) he asks “what if I kiss you right now?”

(6) You ask “what if I kiss you right now?”

(7) You’re going on a roadtrip with each other and the car breaks down but the backseat looks comfy

(8) “I’m going to do bad things to you if you don’t stop me.”

(9) You walk in on him changing

(10) One night stand ends up a relationship

(11) You’re in the hospital and you thought he didn’t care about you until you saw him crying

(12) “Who hurt you?”

(13) He’s all bruised up and you want to find out who hurt him but first you need to take care of him

(14) “I love you, Please say something.”

(15)“No one can hurt you except me.”

(16)“You lied to me.”

(17) “Why can’t you believe that I love you?”

(18) You’re in love with one of them but another is in love with you

(19) Spin the bottle kissing game

(20) You’re dating one secretly but they all think you’re dating someone else

(21) “Can I be him?”

(22) “Why don’t you love me?”

(23) “Will it ever be me?”

(24) “At least you’re happy.”

(25) “I just want to see you happy.”

(26) “I’m just telling you my feelings so I can get them off my chest.”

(27) “Was I ever a man in your eyes?”

(28) “Why can’t I make you happy?”

(29) Wedding day and he’s crying watching you walk down the isle

(30) You find out you’re pregnant

(31) Your kids do something cute

(32) You give birth to your first child

(33) You tell the others the news about your pregnancy

(34) You have to hide your pregnancy for his career

(35) You have to hide your relationship for his career

(36) He’s your kids teacher and falls in love with you

(37) “Till death do us part.”

(38) You just moved in together

(39) You broke up ages ago but see each other again and want to try it again

(40) Your his kids teacher and he keeps coming to see you

(41) Waking up to him for the first time

(42) “I’ve never been in love before so I’m sorry if I don’t do something right.”

(43) Your sick and he takes care of you

(44) He’s sick and you take care of him

(45) You’re roommates with benefits and he tells you he loves you

(46) You fall in love with your best friend

(47) “Don’t tempt me.”

(48) “We can’t keep doing this.”

(49) “We can’t be friends.”

(50) “Stop being so damn hot it’s turning me on.”

(51) “let’s piss of the neighbors.” **smut**

(52) “you have no idea how much I love you.”

(53) “I’m scared.”

(54) “please don’t leave me.”

(55) you’re about to get married to the wrong person and you run away in your dress with the right guy

(56) he’s your extremely attractive bodyguard

(57) he’s your professor and you slept with him

(58) he’s all beat up from a fight and you patched him up

(59) he’s a famous idol and your pregnant with his child

(60) he’s a famous idol and you’re a makeup artist

(61) “you touch her again and I’ll kill you.”

(62) “I want to make love to you.”

(63) “what are we? What am I to you?”

(64) “it’s him or me. What will it be?”

(65) “I didn’t know where else to go.” enemies to lovers

Ot8

(69) you are stuck in a hotel room with all 8

(70) you all live together in one house

(71) all of them are in love with you

(72) “it’s either all eight of you or none.”

(73) spin the bottle

(74) kiss the sexiest one in the room—kisses all of them

(75) all of you were best friends from college now grown up

(76) “if you had to choose one of us, who would it be?”

(77) they’re all vampires and you find yourself lost in the woods and they take you into their den hahah idek at this point

(78) you all work at the same company

Reactions/scenarios (could be written individually for Ot8)

how would they react to:

(79) when you kiss him first

(80) when you tell him you’re pregnant

(81) when you sit on his lap

(82) you wearing his shirt

(83) when you tie your hair up

(84) when you say I love you for the first time

(85) when he kisses you impulsively

(86) when you moan his name

(87) when you’re being a brat

(88) when you’re pregnant

(89) when he tells you he loves you

(90) when you get jealous

(100) sweet college boyfriend

(101) he’s your baby daddy

(102) when your baby calls him “dad”

#stray kids #skz lee know #skz changbin #skz hyunjin #bang chan #lee know #felix #seungmin #i.n stray kids #stray kids fanfic #han jisung #changbin #hyunjin #story prompts #stray kids imagines #skz fic

[gengarpng]

🖤🧺🍑💧for any amount of ocs you want :3c

Gonna do Amore nd Cae (obviously lol), and uhh, I haven't posted much abt my botw oc Vega so, they join tha party 2

A Moron, Dimicae, and (insert ship name for Vega/Link here) under cut

Amore-

🖤— Random romantic headcanon:

He can't do on the spot type knowledge like if you ask him "oh name your s/o's favorite fruit", he's gonna be like those memes

but he does know! He's more likely to like, see it on sale at the store and be like "oh hey that's smth Leon likes i'll get it 4 him (:"

🧺— Random domestic headcanon:

Usually he only fostered one animal at a time while he was in an apartment so once this fool gets in a house watch out bc he will start fostering entire litters and (legal) exotic pets. (In his defense he, grew up outnumbered by pets in his childhood home and it gets lonely when ur husbanf is away doing Top Agent things)

🍑— Random intimate headcanon:

Just v touchy, sometimes it goes further than that sometimes he just wants to Touch, yknow? Pulls Leon in2 his lap, inescapable octo hugs at bedtime, knocking legs together or arm around the shoulders stuff. Obvi he'll give space and back off when needed but 9 times out of 10 he is in some sort of contact w Leon lol.

also body worshippy, kissy/touchy everywhere LOL

💧— Random angst headcanon:

He had to drop out of college bc his previous partner passed, so like the the one thing he really can't take is anyone suggesting/joking he had to drop out bc it was "too hard for him" or smth along those lines, so if that happens he WILL make the person feel horrible by dropping the bomb of "actually i had to drop out bc my bf died (: if you wanna make fun of me for that too (:"

Caedric-

🖤— Random romantic headcanon:

Much like a cat his affection ranges from "I'm content to exist in the same room as you" to "I'm falling asleep in your lap and there's nothing you can do to stop it <3"

🧺— Random domestic headcanon:

Despite being ~nobility~ he really doesn't mind helping out with/doing his own dirty work and sometimes kind of prefers it lol ("no it's ok i'll wash my own clothes!" "oh I can help with dinner i dont mind!")

🍑— Random intimate headcanon:

As much as he hates having them, he does rly enjoy Dimi tracing over his tattoos :,)

Also v fond of bathtimes w Dimitri or helping Dimi just like wash his hair/back/whatever (mostly bc it's the only time he can make sure the fucker is actually taking care of himself lmao), or having Dimi help him. Outside of Mercie and Annie, Dimi is the only one who can touch his hair.

Dimitri is. also the only person who can get away w pulling his hair lol oops.

💧— Random angst headcanon:

Because of his heightened senses he gets sensory overload super easy, as well as migraines, if u can't find him during a social event check a supply closet bc he's probably in there crying and trying not to claw his itchy shirt to shreds.

Vega-

🖤— Random romantic headcanon:

Very spontaneous "Dates" (I use that term losely because most likely they consist of "Hey let's see who can climb to the top of that mountain before it starts raining," or "First one to ride the Lynel for 5 seconds wins."

🧺— Random domestic headcanon:

Very Aggresively Helpful as a stress response whenever Link is doing a task they can't go along for (like the trials or smth) and they're stuck in town/at a stable. "This lady asked for lightning bugs so i caught her E I G H T Y (: How did the trial go? (:"

🍑— Random intimate headcanon:

While he doesn't like, enjoy patching up wounds bc yknow, Linky Hurty he appreciates the moment of respite it gives them together (and yknow the inherent homoeroticism that giving first aid tends to have lol)

Depending on how long it takes/how dangerous the task is, adrenaline and nervous energy starts building so once they're both back to safety Link is getting the Jake G. in that one Brokeback mountain gif treatment and then some

💧— Random angst headcanon:

Unfortunately uh, Vega has been kind of on the OC backburner so I don't have much for them angst wise yet fml.

#oc posting #amore posting #cae posting #vega posting #thank u luv u

[megaawkwardhuman]

@honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns HI I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED YOUR ASK OOPS LUCKLY I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT

so here's 5 things that make me happy

FROGSSSSSS: if you've looked at my reblogs as of recent you'll prob know this by now but O H M Y G O D D O I L O V E F R O G S! no joke one of the nicknames my friends have for me is frog man

kandi: I've only shared my fandom related ones here but I no joke have a tote bag just FILLED to the brim with kandi singles. they're so fun to make and wear (even tho they don't really fit my outfits). I fidget with mine like all the time. someone plz give me an excuse to share

stuffed animals: I have a huge ass collection of stuffed animals. they make good company! one day I will gain a stuffed animal army and overthrow the government

pins: pins are the reason why I can never walk into a hot topic or spencer's alone lmao. I've been collecting pins for a few years now. idk I just think they're neat

tumblr: there's a reason I'm religiously on this website. it's just really nice to have a place where I can scream about the shit I love and share all of my word vomit. :]

I think the og ask said to send it to people buuuut I'm lazy lol

#answering stuff #kinda #an excuse to word vomit? don't mind if I do

[dr3amofagame]

the amount of angst in the post-prison writing you did just gave me massive post-prison dream brainrot and i'm just. sitting here thinking about how sam dealt with the curious looks and glances and having to face what's he's done as a warden. and everyone else's reaction to everything because hey, maybe the prison WAS a torture chamber that nobody deserves to be locked in to be treated like utter trash.

(btw i love your writing and analysis! they give me so much life :DD)

thank you anon!! this universe is ,, Fun ,, im ngl -> have this continuation of it, w/ sapnap and sam!! it’s a bit messy but oh well

(edit: i added these two asks as well bc they fit and i thought it’d be a bit redundant to rewrite this scene lmao -> the implication that dream’s admissions abt exile mightve been the result of ,, torture is. uh. yikes.) 

(This one is DARK, please heed the warnings)

TW: PHYSICAL/EMOTIONAL ABUSE (heavy warning for this one), starvation, toxic relationship, manipulation, references to the prison and exile, c!sam/warden!sam critical, violence, blood, dark themes, emotional distress, child abuse, torture

“Be honest,” Sapnap starts, quiet. “What did you do?”

Sam opens his mouth - hesitates, looks away. He should’ve known that his vague words and half-explanations that had been enough to push away most of the crowd - or at least, postpone the conversation for later - wouldn’t have been nearly enough to convince the man standing in front of him, but a part of him must’ve hoped, anyway. He’s not ready to speak, not ready to admit anything to himself, never mind someone else entirely - but ‘ready’ doesn’t matter, not when Sapnap is right here, waiting.

(He ignores how ‘ready’ didn’t matter for Dream when Sam had gone in, that first time, pick in hand and nothing but questions and rage spinning in an endless cycle in his mind, whirling together into something incomprehensible, insatiable, vicious - he’s not thinking about it.

He can’t think about it.)

“Well?” Sapnap’s voice raises, impatience coloring his tone, and it’s almost enough to draw a chuckle to Sam’s lips - he’d always been a little overeager, not doing well with silence, waiting, even as a kid. It’s part of the reason why he got along with Dream so well, Dream jumping at the chance to spend time with someone that didn’t shut him down for rambling and Sapnap simply excited at the chance to have someone that would join him on his hare-brained schemes instead of dismissing him as a dumb kid- and oh. Right.

The scrunch of his face is the same, Sam realizes, absently, as the expression Sapnap had when he was little; it’s the same crease between his eyebrows, the same slight jut to his bottom lip. Even with a new scar decorating his left jaw and the shadows under his eyes and collection of faint wrinkles belying his stress, he doesn’t look all that different - still looks young, a kid playing dress up in armor too big and too war-torn to belong to him. It’s easy to forget, but even after all the wars they’ve fought, even with all of the combat experience he’s had, Sapnap’s still barely twenty - only a few weeks out of being a teenager.

(He crushes the thought of what that makes Dream - he’s not. Thinking. About. It.)

“Hello? Earth to Sam?” Sapnap snaps his fingers in front of his face, and Sam blinks away the memories, the guilt, boxing it up and filing it neatly away to deal with - later. Never, ideally.

“Are you going to answer my question?”

Only later is now, there’s no escaping this conversation, and Sam. Really doesn’t want to be talking about this, right now. Sapnap fidgets, leaning on his right foot and then his left and then rocking back again - the feeling is mutual, then, but he knows the look in the younger’s eye well enough to know that neither of them are leaving without an explanation leaving Sam’s lips.

(Netherite and iron and smoke, bloodstained pickaxe tipping up a gaunt face, hand reaching around a too-prominent jawline with bruising force - are you going to answer my question, prisoner? Or are we going to have to do this again?

He’s not-

He can’t-)

“I-,” guilt, thick and heavy, circles his throat, chokes the words rising in his mouth. What can he even say? Can words really capture the sweat-slick desperation, the bubbling lava and heat and smoke stealing away all breath and thought, leaving nothing but a humming buzz of rage burning, hissing, begging for release? Can he really describe the endless darkness and weight settling on his shoulders, the hard edges and jagged fear taking anything soft, anything kind? Words swim in the back of his throat, try to reach his teeth, fall short; bloodstained memories haunt the back of his eyelids every time he blinks; there is so much, too much, to say, and yet nothing at all.

How does he even start?

There is no sympathy on Sapnap’s face when Sam looks, but there isn’t any cruelty either, just dark, watching eyes, lips thin and pressed together, jaw clamped shut, tense. Indifference, or a pale imitation of it, meant to hide the mess of his hair, the tremble in his hands, the helpless, desperate thing growing in his pupils. Sam understands and wishes he doesn’t; regrets, and wonders if he has the right, anymore.

“It- started, as an interrogation,” Sam stumbles over his words, stares at his hands because looking at Sapnap’s face will be too much, is too much. “I was angry. The prisoner- Dream- was desperate. That cell-” he shakes his head, remembers obsidian in his hands, remembers tearing away carpet, paintings, plants, remembers leaving the box bareboned, desolate, a cage and nothing more, “It messes with you. Screws with your head. I knew it, he knew it, but I guess we didn’t realize- I guess I didn’t realize-”

(Blood and crunching bone and shrill screams - tell me what you did to him-)

“I needed information. He wasn’t talking. I got- heated, and he laughed, and something- snapped, I guess.”

(I’ll tell you I’m sorry please please sam stop please)

“All I had on me was a pickaxe. He wasn’t talking, I was desperate - angry - I needed to know. I didn’t-”

(I just knew I needed to drag him away, he was ruining everything, he was destroying everything, I just needed him to leave before he brought down the whole damn server with him - the tnt was supposed to be a one time thing)

“It was supposed to be- one time. Was never supposed to happen, at all. But I guess I got mad - for me? For Tommy? I don’t- I don’t know, and it was- easy, you know? Take away the clock, one day. Give him less potatoes the next.”

(It was easy to do it again, I guess, mess with his invitations a little, take some of his stuff. There was nobody around but me and him and he’d ruined so much, he’d messed everything up - I thought that maybe if I took away his armor enough, he wouldn’t be able to go back. He wouldn’t ruin everything.)

“He’d done- so much. He was so awful to Tommy, to everyone- I thought I could prevent that. I thought maybe if I broke him enough, he wouldn’t be able to hurt anyone again. I renamed the pickaxe Will Breaker, to remind me, to remind him, I don’t know. I-”

Sam laughs, tired, poisonous, ignoring the way Sapnap whispers, stricken, looking at his hands and seeing nothing but red. Dream’s face, bruised, bloody, but glimmering with something almost like satisfaction comes to mind - and oh. Oh.

(Bloodstained teeth twisted in a bitter smile - Sam, I thought I had to.)

He gets it now. He wishes he didn't.

“I thought- ha-” His hand comes up to his face - he’s crying. When did he start crying? ”I thought I had to.”

#tw abuse #tw physical abuse #tw emotional abuse #tw emotional distress #tw starvation #tw blood #tw dark themes #tw dark content #tw manipulation #tw toxic relationship #tw child abuse #tw violence #c!sam critical #warden!sam critical #awesamdude critical #the character !! not the cc #this one is h e a v y oops #tw torture #is this ending good? probably not #but oh well #my writing :D #my asks !!

[derelictdumbass]

okay so one s/i I have can clone themself and that's their whole power and blah blah anyway !! my brain decided to remind me this could be,, Interesting,, for Spicy Purposes,, 👀👉👈

#nadine is typing... #the f/o for this s/i is gonna get stuck in a Dean Sandwich eue 💕💕💕 #and I can't say who it is bc i'm not comfy talkin abt him publicly again yet BUT GOD I LOVE HIM STILL 🥺💜💜 #and Sin Brain liked the mental image of him trapped in not only a Dean Sandwich but a whole bunch of em. Just So Many Deans are on this man #one in the front one in the back two on the sides hhhhhhhhhhh 💕💕💕💕💕 i think he would be havin a great time uwu #*zones out imagining him getting absolutely worshipped by all my clones n me* he's getting kissed e v e r y w h e r e bro #(i'm stressi spaghetti so ofc brain went to sin mode to.. ignore all my everything lmao CAN'T BE SAD WHEN UR HORNY- well mostly *wheezes*) #*Nasty Naughty Boy starts playing on my phone* Oop Yeah This Fits Thank You Miss Christina Appreciate It absbsdhsjsjsjs #spicy hours #nadine after dark #(I don't wanna get out of bed but I know i'll feel like ass if i stay in bed so hhhhh goodbye for now spicy thoughts u served me well)

[readingwriter92]

I have to do some much editing to my plans for this project XDDD

I’m not good at planning so like my uml for this is bs bc I have made more methods than I thought I would. More objects etc.

not to mention I’m suppose to incorporate like sounds and stuff (or at least that’s the goal) and I’ve also just decided ima use time too—

#I mean not huge things but I just think it’s funny #also totally thought of a better way to do the overall game #originally I was gunna have three set questions #but I’m actually thinking I could probably not too difficultly #add like four or five and just have them randomize #it could have an array of questions (bonus bc I hate arrays in Java so I have a simple one XD) #and then I wouldn’t have to copy paste the work to different classes #the only annoying thing is I need to rename my actual class now... #I’m hoping I can just duplicate it with a dif name bc I don’t want to change e v e r y t h I n g #to a new class name XDDD #Sarah mumbles about com sci stuff— #after a good two months and lots of crying the oop stuff is making more sense which makes me feel a lot better #one less stressful thing off my back #now I just have to deal with everything else—

[illusonis]

@pepperpxtts​ plotted for smothing mean

     Hearing the news about Tony Stark’s death surely brightened Quentin’s day while almost everyone else on this planet mourned. Mr Stark and him hadn’t exactly parted on good terms. Not only had he took everything from him that once had been important to him, he also claimed it to be Quentin’s own fault - that he was ‘unstable’. As if an narcissistic alcoholic could have been the judge of that. 

     Since then it had become Quentin’s goal in life to show Stark how psychotic he really could be and even though he wouldn’t be able to witness Quentin’s plan to become reality now, Quentin would joyfully unleash hell, once he got access to Stark Industries’ database again. 

     Luckily he just had the perfect connection for that. All he needed to do was to stir up old embers wirth one of the things Stark took from him 

               - his old flame Pepper Potts. 

      What occasion would fit better for that, if not the funeral of the very man he was about to spite with this. It wasn’t too hard to get into there. Dressed all in black, he perfectly fit under all the other guests that consisted out of a bunch of heros and faces he had never seen before, as well as a very few shadows of his past at Stark Industries. The later, Quentin ditched as far as possible to not be noticed in any negative way by those. 

      The ceremony itself was really touching, even though Quentin struggled to not burst out into laughter or pull a disgusted face at some of the well meant anecdotes. He managed to at least kept up a neutral expression and saved his first class acting skills for the very moment he stepped in front of the red head he used to know a little better than just friends. 

               Now, it felt like they were strangers. 

      “Pepper. How are you holding up?”, he started when it was his turn to pay his condolences, but he had no such thing to give her. He didn’t felt sorry for Tony's death. All he could believable mimic were worries about her well being, showing that he still cared for her.

#(me: one little starter) #(also me: writes this much. oops) #[Pepper Potts ‘M a k e - m e - r e g r e t - m a k e - m e - r e m e m b e r’ ] #[V: Main divergent 'I - c a n - b e - w h a t e v e r - y o u - w a n t - m e - t o - b e' ]

[ohnoafterlaughs]

This is one of the most respectful things I’ve ever heard from a recipient/user to a content creator.  “You have my thanks”, @moi-cy​

#oops I'm reading tags #I mean who doesn't lol #I read E V E R Y T H I N G #so yeah thanks to whoever takes their time to write stuff #never expect anything from content creators #we are treacherous bitches and we may happen to like new stuff and drop the ''old ones'' because simply we have no time to focus on both