#this was hilarious in my head

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨ #nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this) #(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own) #(he's a fast learner okay) #(he sure can make rabbits disappear) #(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR) #(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME) #(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU) #(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????) #Crowley what do you mean “blelele” #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

[thatboiblastey]

The ROTTMNT fandom trying to figure out what Splinter is feeding them

#this was hilarious in my head #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise rmnt #save rottmnt

[cardcaptorkatara]

(Eugene and Lance burst through the door to Varian's lab)

Varian: Geez! Where do I have to go to get away from you guys!?

Eugene: There's no escaping us pal. We're inevitable.

#This was hilarious in my head #tts #Tangled the Series #Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure #Eugene Fitzherbert #Flynn Rider #Lance Strongbow #Varian

[deathwestern]

New flagger at work keeps saying ‘I have a semi’ on the radio.

Like ong bro? On the job site!?

#this was hilarious in my head #someone help

[isolabellz]

he lived, served cunt, died, and then served cunt even harder

#jjk #jjk 242 #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #kenjaku #getou suguru #listen i think i’m hilarious #also this meme has been in my head ever since i saw kenjaku in that nurse uniform

[lotus-pear]

smoke break

#this was lying around in my drafts for three months and i colored it just now so sry if the art style looks kinda 💀 #teen skk is so special to bc they’re just idiot kids forced to get along and that’s what makes them hilarious #when will the unreleased seventeen light novel come out omfgggggg slamming my head into a brick wall #i need to see them in their peak years. their double black years. the years where they finally learned to trust and grow fond of each other #i am never painting again i cried every second doing this #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #sokouku #skk #lotus draws

[egophiliac]

this is basically what happened, right?

(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them #can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks! #fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out) #also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side. #he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble #once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head. #anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours #but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious #specifically because you know silver would NEVER. #100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him. #lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c #silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father. #lilia: #lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids #you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would #he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along. #(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him) #i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations #but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there #sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there. #and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too #but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Flash, on Tik Tok: put a finger down hero edition!

Flash: *points at Superman and Conner*

Flash: put a finger down if you've ever been cloned without your consent by a billionaire who wanted to use said clone to kill and replace you! And now you're coworkers!

Danny, sitting in his car, face completely blank, in a Tik Tok duet: *puts a finger down*

Dani: *pops her head over the seat and makes eye contact with the camera at the exact same moment*

#hinacu xover #dp x dc #superman #superboy #danny phantom #dani phantom #clark kent #conner kent #danny fenton #dc #dp #couldnt get this hilarious image out of my head #well the image had just Superman doing the tiktok and its a angry rant but im not sure he'd actually do that #but Flash absolutley has a tiktok so now its him

[sharkaiju]

My fave is problematic TO YOU. I don't give a shit tho

#i'm hilarious #bill cipher #silco #sid vicious #sideshow bob #peter quint #rick sanchez #nny #nurse ratched #homelander #soldier boy #magic man #lemongrab #lots of others this is just off the top of my head #tag your favs

[arunneronthird]

presented without context or explanation cause i have none

#dick sure did things his way #this was hilarious in my head but i dont know why #truly the cow tools of my posts #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[markscherz]

what's the stupidest/silliest looking frog you know of?

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[In order of appearance: Glyphoglossus molossus, Myobatrachus gouldii, Choerophryne proboscidea, Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis, Pipa pipa, Litoria pinocchio, Triprion petasatus, Synapturanus danta, Breviceps verrucosus, Notaden bennettii, Hemisus guttatus, Hemiphractus bubalus]

#frogs #animals #wildlife #silly #biology #apparently there is a clear formula for a silly or stupid-looking frog #it should (1) be wider than it is long #(2) have something ridiculous going on with its snout #and (3) have bulging or otherwise hilarious eyes #I barely even had to TRY to come up with these goobers off the top of my head #I know for a fact that I missed dozens more weirdos #I mean #to be fair #have you ever really LOOKED at a frog? #like really looked at one? #they're ALL goobers #but also #and I cannot stress this enough #they're good frogs Brent #they're all good frogs

[daisiesandviscaria]

no thoughts just kevin being such a little nerd that he went out of his way and convinced riko to be a history major with him

#partially this is in my head because it’s fucking hilarious #but also it lends more importance to kevin’s major #like he genuinely has a passion for something outside of exy #enough that he actually pursued it even though it caused extra work for him that could have been focused on exy #idk this started with me cracking up of riko scourge-of-the-masses-king-of-exy being a fucking history major #but now i’m emotional about 17 year old kevin finding a way to have a life outside of the sport even if he still had riko with him #like he actually wanted something besides exy #idk why this is important to me but it is #all for the game #aftg #tsc #the sunshine court #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court spoilers #kevin day

[adharastarlight]

Sirius walks into the dorm: why is there a cat asleep in your lap?

James: ...

Regulus, said cat: ...

Sirius: we are dog people in this dorm. Why'd you have a cat!? This is such a betrayal! This would be as bad as you shagging my baby brother!!!!

James: funny story-

#this just popped into my head #and its hilarious #so accept it #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #starchaser #sunseeker #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #the black brothers #sirius orion black #mauraders #marauders brainrot

[sualne]

vampire terminology used wrong

#donquixote doflamingo #monkey d luffy #my art #my comic #op vamp au #described in alt text #yea. this was funnier in my head. #luffy hates that terms 'vampire parent & child' to refer to the vampire who has turned someone and the one who's been turned. #also 'newborn vampire'. a recurring theme is him being pissed at the infantilisation (& dehumanisation) he goes through since #he's became a vampire. thought it'd be hilarious if mingo went on and called himself daddy instead of father because he's insufferable #originally had croc standing menacingly in the last panel but they're on mingo's ship so he isn't there

[electrozeistyking]

Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him

(you better believe that first time was an accident)

#love this lil guy #uzi's like ''YOU CAN'T DO THAT'' and he's just ''AHHHH!'' #he can't talk but he can still scream #the struggle of uzi doorman trying to keep her boyfriend from knocking himself out #meanwhile v is laughing her head off... what can i say uzi ''arguing'' with a tiny drone is hilarious #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #uzi doorman #tiny n au #nuzi #listen i just make a lot of art and they're all sitting in my files #this was all done with my finger because my old apple pencil gave out btw #TINY N'S HUNGRY LEAVE HIM ALONE #zeisty’s goofs

[mars-ipan]

angel

BONUS: full uraph drawing bc it took for fucking ever and i'm proud of it

#martzipan #komahina #hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #sdr2 #i struggled for so LONGGG trying to find an adequately scary looking angel that wasn't someone else's art #eventually i said fuck it and drew it myself #sometimes. u gotta Do It Urself #anywho. this joke popped into my head and i immediately had to draw it i was possessed #is it a good joke? it is to me. i think i'm fucking hilarious #also: apologies if the alt text is bad. i have never written an image description before