#this was so sexy for no reason

[twistedappletree]

Lan Wangji’s transition from awkward teen afraid of his feelings to give-no-fucks 30’s after Wei Wuxian returns is truly immaculate, like the person who used to annoy the crap out of him is now hated by everyone except him and as the head of the Wei Wuxian defense squad, his argument is literally “ok but have u considered that he’s hot?”

#nooo don’t fall off a cliff ur so sexy aha #ajdhajshAJDHAJD #mdzs #obviously the main reason is that he’s in love with him #but it’s funnier that he’s basically just publicly keeping him by his side like a trophy wife 😭😭😭 #i aspire to be that unbothered #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #hanguang jun #apple babble 🍎

[nonpoppie]

tianjiu (food 4 me specifically)

#tianjiu #tianlang jun #shen jiu #scum villain #svsss #i just think they would b neat... #in the grand scheme of things i dont think the demon part would matter to sj #if he got attached to tlj first.?? like #guy with major trust issues vs guy who's just a little silly. And also has trust issues #sj @ tlj would b like: #how dare u break down my walls and make me feel safe and make me feel loved HOW DARE U #meanwhile tlj @ sj: #grumpy chicks r so sexy got damn.. oh u got trauma? word me too babygirl #lets take antidepressants together <3 #out of screen shen yuan is of course the reason for all this . released tlj and was sj's shizun before hightailing it. Happy ending fairy #no idea how the timeline would work but slay #my art dump

[tinytysh]

started watching Broadchurch and this guy Alec Hardy is hilarious. he got it all - loser, broody, divorced, disheveled, no one likes him. he just asked a woman to have sex with him and she said GOD NO. truly the most pathetic poor little meow meow

#also david tennant plays him and for some reason it makes him even funnier #david tennant is so hot and sexy and alec hardy has vibes of a wet sad kitten #Broadchurch #alec hardy #david tennant

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Parc Ferme - Oscar Piastri

#SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!! HE LOOKED SO GOOD DURING THIS #i just feel bad bcs he looks so dehyrdated and hot and dying #but at least hes sexy while doing it!! #p2....still cant believe it!!!!! #and he got so much camera time as well!!!!! so pleased!!!!! #im making these post-races differently than i normally would #i usually make one combined post but im splitting them up bcs i wanna use all my gifs #and smaller posts seem to do better for some reason so yeah!! #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #op81 #2023 qatar gp #2023 qatar grand prix

[paimonial-rage]

cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #in which the author converts their first thought upon seeing the liyue statue of seven into written verse #like legit why he sit like that tho #like i’m not the only one right? #why is he sitting like he wants to seduce someone #there’s no logical reason anyone would sit like that unless they thought they looked damn sexy doing so #also if it isn’t clear reader is purposefully laying it on thick through this whole thing #it’s their turn to be amused they deserve it #he’s put them through enough #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’m also not sorry #this is my magnum opus not the fischl one uwu #milk u made me finish this how dare you #bookkeeping!verse

[phoenixtakaramono]

【which is better: television or the radio?】

Thanks for 900! (🔗)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radiostatic #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #vox #staticradio #my art #featured #a celebratory art as thank you for 900 follows on twitter! :) #I gave myself the challenge to do my best to try to make vox's dorky sweater vest sexy haha #I like the concept of them being rivals (it's hilarious) #obviously alastor is my favorite ❤️ (can you believe this is the first time I’m drawing him?! 😂) #alastor’s literally the reason why I got into the Hazbin Hotel pilot ep & later Helluva Boss in the 1st place 😂 sry it took me so long #the concept was draw alastor & vox sexily dressed down (*coughs* I like drawing suits) & make it in wallpaper format

[naomistares]

also! to whoever gives af about my personal life, i start uni next week, and it's been like this constant looming danger over my free time to draw, however, because i failed so many subjects last year, i had the opportunity to make my own schedule. and let's just say i am not going anywhere..... for now, the propaganda persists.

#i made it so i only go 3 days a week. #im sorry they cannot have me back #not when im finally enjoying this #also i am smart #i failed for reasons! #im smart and sexy

[impromptu-sketches]

by Lily

(❤//▽//❤)

#buddy daddies #anime #rei suwa #REI PAPAAAAAAAAA #HE'S SO SEXY FOR NO REASON #RELAX #for real is he looking at the camera - who is kazuki?? #I have a problem #omg Miri has grown!! #AWWWWWWWWWW #father daughter hair styling

[livetogether--diealone]

heart eyes motherfucker

#stop looking at interviewee like this please? i am SO WEAK #lewis hamilton #f1 #las vegas gp 2023 #jo.gif #the phone bit was so sexy for no reason

[mysticarcanum]

funniest moment of the sandman comics so far is destiny ripping on death for dressing informally (jeans) for his family get-together until she changes, only for him to not say a WORD about desire showing up in garters with their tits out, delirium wearing ripped fishnets and a bodysuit, and. and this is key. despair showing up nude

#dream showed up dressed like an admiral for some reason but it certainly counts as formal #his hat also kept vanishing from and reappearing on his head between panels #but that was part of the vibe #also TO BE CLEAR death's formal fit was profoundly sexy and good #but it just felt like bullying #also im pretty sure destiny was just wearing his usual spooky robe so does that really count as formal? #its practically casualwear #sandman #sm #the sandman #sandman comics

[silver-horse]

unfortunately I have opinions about the ascendant astarion ending and I have been holding back from saying it. but it's a problem that applies to the whole game and it's been annoying me

what's actually weird about the ascendant "romance" scene is that the writer considers it a tempting option for the player. They wrote it to be bad, but they also think it's a fun and sexy option. Same goes for the haarlep scene which they also wrote that way because they find it sexy. Except finding this sexually appealing entirely hinges on the idea that the player is a submissive. So RIP to a scene that the rest of us could have found sexy because the lead narrative designer was a submissive. lmao

In this game you can have a scene where you have to kneel for a male character. But you can never have a male character do the same for you. (Halsin doesn't count. It's a vanilla scene, he is not submissive there and we are not even asking/telling him to kneel down) You don't get such options, not even if you play a drow female! RIP the number one reason for playing drow female to be honest. lol You can kneel and fully submit to ascendant astarion or fully submit to mizora or fully submit to haarlep or submit to lae'zel or submit to minthara. you can get whipped by abdirak or you can tell him "touch me and lose a hand" he even responds positively to this remark and yet the possibility to flip the dynamic doesn't exist. There is never an option where a male character truly submits to the player. RIP to a scene that would have been the opposite of the traditional dynamic. the potential that existed but they never used the opportunity

By the way, how interesting that Lae'zel is dominant but she is a woman so ofc you get the option to tell her “no you will submit to me”. You never get such switch options with any of the male characters... Obviously it's not ascendant where they could have made that an option. My point is that it's NEVER an option among so many male characters.

It's a cool idea that the bad ending in a romance means "I saw this character as a sex object" except it falls apart when the scene is very sexually unappealing to anyone who is more dominant leaning. If I see a character as a sex object then I would place them in sexual situations which are appealing to me. so the message doesn't quite work. because there isn't anything that I can selfishly choose for myself just because I like it and I find it sexy.

#it's the old traditional setup where male characters are never submissive. either vanilla or they are dominant. and no other options exist. #I just find it a bit funny how they seem oblivious to the fact that these scenes being “sexy”and tempting entirely hinge on the possibility #that the player has the same tastes but a LOT of us don't. and then these scenes aren't even remotely sexy #don't get me wrong it's cool to have these scenes in the game but there could have been something different as well #rather than the same dynamic multiple times. and if you are super not into that then you only have the vanilla options #meanwhile the subs get multiple ''fun'' scenes. I just find this very unequal. if you are not into that well your character #will be placed into situations where characters make these unappealing propositions and sometimes it's fight or submit. that's weird imo #for a game that has storylines about consent. sexually weird scenes would be fine and interesting if it wasn't SO unequal and always the #same dynamic where they mostly give players options where our female characters should submit and NEVER the opposite I will always be salty #bg3 #larian studios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 mine #haarlep #astarion #my post #abdirak #my thoughts #my posts #it's like the whole reason I like to play drow women if I am honest but it's been so utterly pointless #as a drow female on a rare occasion you may be allowed to say a barely rude dialogue to males and that's all lmfao #mildly rude to men is just what I do in real life but it's a viddy game and I should be able to be a bit of a nasty aggressive female #(sure they can frame it negatively. that's fine. but let the ''fun'' option exist for us as well)

[autumn-trekking]

Liking Star Trek TOS is just slowly developing a crush on every member of the bridge crew, I don’t make the rules I just follow the law!

Like why am I LUSTING after this silly fucking guy rn???? It’s just what happens!

#Like why am I being suducted by him?!?!?! #this is the reason why new trek and aos is so jarring for TOS enjoyers #everyone is too conventionally attractive #whe what we want is the rizzless 60s swag #Like new Spock? So hot and sexy and I love that for your legacy king #and I can live with you hot Spock because he’s supposed to be early in his career and shit #but when Ethan Peck takes his shirt off (and he’s fine af and he should be proud) the magic is GONE! #it’s cause he’s so smooth #like why am I looking at a smooth Spock? #the tiddies are biblically accurate but the hair was the FLAVOR #So I’m glad new Scotty seems like a silly guy and I wish him well on his journey #montgomery scott #Scotty #star trek #star trek tos #autumn trek posting

[kittyoverlord]

The hot boys of Fantasy High Junior Year (so far):

Looking forward to full Shellford art... I bet he's gonna be hot.

#it's not my fault they made the evil boys so sexy #also #“skrank has slept with a lot of people at this school” #now i see why lol #love ragh's paunch too #i love bears and twinks for different reasons #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #fantasy high #fhjy

[linka-from-captain-planet]

Counsellor Florrick, the woman you are…

#counsellor florrick #bg3 fanart #one good faith effort to draw her clothes reasonably accurately #simping ain’t easy #her authority and confidence and also undercurrent of insanity are so sexy to me #I know she wakes up every day like ‘yup I’m still HER’ #kisses her

[iutdwae]

i’m always wondering why the hell chan is ALWAYS out, enough to where he can post weekly of him just being on the street looking too good.. he loves spoiling you so he’ll take you out on a date every week (every day if he could), and of course, he’s gotta capture it for the memories. except he posts very specific ones: chan gets off on the thrill of getting caught, so you almost always end up fucking in some obscure ally or in a tight room whenever he takes you out. sometimes it’s playful, lots of giggles shared in between blissed out moans; sometimes his big hands are clamped over your mouth, arm wrapped around your neck while he’s pounding into you, leaving your pussy sore and aching by the time he’s done with you. obviously, though, he doesn’t post the videos that he takes of him fucking into you, or the photos of his cum all over your pretty body.

#i need him to deactivate #hes so fucking fine #UGHH #sometimes i just dont know how to react like #theres no reason for him to he so sexy #bang chan x reader #bang chan smut #skz smut #stray kids smut #bang chan hard thoughts

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Need castiel to come and hit me in the head with a hammer

#not for harm reasons I think it would be soothing #my braon feels like flattened out cardboard right now #doing a masters degree takes so much wooooooork #(as cas would say: work. yes.) #he could heal me afterwards I just think it would be a) stimulating and b) sexy #don't read b don't look at number b shh sh shut up #him loosely swinging a hammer and then whacking it into my head with precision. need a gif of that but it's not real 😞 #CUT AND PRINT! #cawis creates #< I'm gonna want to find this post again if I ever say I'm normal about castiel lmao