#trent monroe

[sleepy-chaos-child]

Linda Monroe and her darling sons at the mall :)

(They're getting Wiggly blond hair dye so he can fit in.)

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lords in black #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #fanart #linda monroe #river monroe #trent monroe

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Nothing to see here, just four clearly prepubescent beautiful blond boys...

#this is my favorite visual gag in nightmare time #the same obvious wig on three of the four boys #Jeff just flat out not being blond at all #the facial hair on Corey and Jeff #and Jeff having genuine gray in his beard #It's just so funny #hatchetfield #honey queen #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe #nightmare time #nmt #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #blinky's rewatch party

[pavl-art]

paulkined a lil bit to hard/j

Aka doodles but I was paul (idk)

#hatchetfield #starkid #art post #linda monroe #river monroe #trent monroe #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #pokotho #charlotte sweetly #bill woodward #alice woodward #emma perkins #art #paulkins

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

Honey queen drawings cause i love it so much

My first attempt at ID! tell me if i need to fix anything ^_^

#team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #honey queen #nmt2 #nibblenephim #nibbly starkid #linda monroe #monroe boys #river monroe #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe

[acutemushroom]

My " 'Jon's characters are related' tree" corrected

So....upon first posting it, I've realized that I've forgotten Roman and Wiggly. But that's not all, I can do better. Yesterday, I've realized that I also forgot Daniel/Stopwatch... So, here is a corrected version of the family tree. Though, I still deliberately did not include Wiggly and cie. for my sanity's sake. I could have added the Emma and her family to the tree, but since her and Paul don't have children together, let alone children played by Jon, I chose otherwise.

So... here is some explanation on how I connected the Murray and Monroe families the the Matthews one :

Again, Roman doesn't share the same surname. And Roman being the leader of Nibbly's cult, I wouldn't be surprised (and HC) that he is much older than he looks like. Probably around Sheila's age actually... So, it's through his sister that he is connected to Paul ! But again, the ages wouldn't have fitted that well if he was his great-uncle. So, I went down a generation below. Roman's niece is actually the Matthews' matriarch, Paul's grandmother.

Which makes Linda Paul's second (degree) cousin, despite them being around the same age. I partially explain that by the fact that, at least in my HC, her mother was something around 30 years younger than Roman (yeah, yikes) .

In the same order of ideas, her children are Paul's father's cousins, his first cousins then, despite them being younger than most of Richie's generation. In fact, I don't think Trent is much older than little Jerri... Talking about them, I know Gerald isn't the biological father of at least half of Linda's children. But because we don't know who their fathers actually are and that Gerald's name most probably is on the birth certificate, I am going to put them as his children. Not that it changes anything for the sake of relating each of Jon's characters.

Stopwatch is Gary's son. No real reason if why not ?

Also, here's some HCs about the dynamics in the family !

The twins know for Daniel's power, but not for the fighting ring. Richie's been so overexcited to learn that, that Daniel feared he would spill the beans. Thankfully, he didn't. Under oath not to. All the family think Daniel has martial art classes, only his father knows the truth about the fights.

Daniel calls Paul and his siblings uncle and aunt. Jerry did try to break him out of the habit, he's their first cousin not their nephew. But it just made it worst. Now, Jerry is suspecting Gary to bribe his son to purposefully call him that just to piss him off.

Girl Jeri knows that Jerry has nephews and a first cousin. But not at first ! When she saw them for the first time, walking pass them on the street, she legit stopped in her track and searched for a solid minute why they looked so similar to Jerry. He had to clarify why later.

All the men are made from the same mold in the family ! No seriously. If Little Jerri had actually been raised by his parents, instead of being left in the woods as a baby, he'd look like his father's exact copy.

When Paul brought Emma to a family reunion for the first time, she did make a joke/comment on the fact they all look like clones. Which was particularly hilarious in the "Forever an always" timeline...

Linda has no idea that she is related to the Matthews.

#hatchetverse #team starkid #jon matteson's characters are related headcannon #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #black friday #family tree #headcanon #I have the memory of a goldfish #now...to tag each characters 😭 #roman murray #linda monroe #gerald monroe #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe #gary goldstein #stopwatch #paul matthews #trevor npmd #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #girl jeri #the lumber axe starkid

[lunarmoonheart]

heres my hatchetfield sims

#hatchetfield #team starkid #emma perkins #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly #deb tgwdlm #john macnamara #melissa tgwdlm #linda monroe #gerald monroe #river monroe #jordan monroe #trent monroe #tgwdlm #black friday

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Trent: Excuse me? I lost my brother, River. Can I make an announcement?

Lex: Sure.

Trent: *leans into mic*

Trent: Goodbye, you little shit

#starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect quotes starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid #team starkid #river monroe #james tolbert #trent monroe #jeff blim #incorrect nightmare time 2 #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #lex foster #angela giarratana #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #source: tumblr #hatchetfield universe #black friday #incorrect black friday quotes

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

The father of the other two Monroe boys appears in NMT2 ep2 and like

If it's Ted, that's really in character for him.

If it's Solomon, that's really in character for Linda because he's the goddamn mayor. She would.

But like. If it's one of the Metzgers.

It makes no sense for Linda's character, but the Metzgers are (implied to be) Hatchetmen. We know that they murdered every single member of the Church of the Starry Children at some point in the very late 70s/early 80s, which is also how Sherman's father died. There is something going on between the Church and the Hatchetmen (no idea what, though), and two Monroe boys having a Hatchetman father while their grandfather is an important member of the Church could be very interesting

#think about the implications #starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #linda monroe #roman murray #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

👒

"River!" Linda calls, holding her sun hat in place. "Don't go into the water!"

Whining, River turns to look at his mom as his three brothers go rushing off, jumping into the pool. "Why not?"

"Because I don't trust your brothers not to drown you when I'm not looking," Linda says as Gerald sets up an umbrella for her to lie under.

"They're kids, Linda, they play around," Gerald says as he opens the umbrella. "They wouldn't drown him. Not on purpose, anyway."

With a pout, River drops into the chair next to Linda, watching his older brothers splash around.

-

Send me an emoji and I'll write a drabble!

#emoji prompts #linda monroe #river monroe #gerald monroe #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe

[inamindfarfaraway]

Monroe boys headcanons, with some canon facts to have all my thoughts about them in one place:

Trent: born in 2008; green-eyed and has Gerald’s curly hair; Linda’s least favourite; is learning her arrogance, intimidating charisma, boldness, ruthlessness, cynicism, ambition and desperate need for validation, which is exactly why she doesn’t like him, their relationship similar to her and Roman’s relationship when she was younger; easily bored; the worst-behaved at home; popular at school through fear and force of personality; resents all his brothers for having more of their mother’s favour than him, River most of all, whose ‘weakness’ he despises because it reminds him of the parts of himself he’s determined to extinguish; acts like an angel in front of and sucks up to adults besides his parents, partly out of pragmatism, partly out of hunger for approval that he refuses to seek from his ‘inferior’ fellow kids; skilled at tennis, badminton and archery: favourite colour is red

Seaton: born in 2009; not Gerald’s; brown-eyed; follows Trent’s lead and emulates him, having always been in his shadow; his submissiveness in that context belies a more patient, scheming, manipulative, vindictive cruel streak of his own that he saves for personal vendettas and small-scale harassment used as an outlet for his anger and dissatisfaction, happy to leave the bigger picture dominance to Trent and turn being underestimated in comparison into an advantage; the best at effective verbal abuse; prides himself on his social and strategic cleverness and envies Jordan’s academic and intellectual intelligence; secretly ashamed that he doesn’t do quite as well in his classes and feels the need to cheat to try to get perfect grades and make his parents proud; loves animals, especially horses, foxes and dogs, does horse riding and really wants a pet dog (Roman keeps trying to get him into pigs, to no avail); favourite colour is purple

Jordan: born in 2011; not Gerald’s; blue-eyed; the closest to Gerald, often found talking to him about plastic surgery; interested in science, mathematics, fashion and cosmetics; very intelligent and an excellent student, hence Linda’s second favourite; quiet, withdrawn and reflective, has learned to internalize his feelings to not inconvenience his parents and lose their love; the second most ambitious after Trent, but channels it into academic pursuits; joins his older brothers in bullying River only because they’ll turn on him otherwise for his sensitive and nerdy sides, and sometimes do anyway when River isn’t around; however, lacks internal malice (‘strength’ in his family) and is self-aware of this supposed deficit, so keeps himself useful to Trent and Seaton by giving them backup and ideas to be powerful and respected and torment people that he, at least independently, would never have the heart to act on; favourite colour is blue

River: born in 2014; brown-eyed; Linda’s favourite; kind and open thanks to his guileless innocence and being the happiest; the only one with genuine friends; though also spoiled and can be unthinkingly, accidentally insensitive to others’ feelings; creative and imaginative; loves cartoons, musicals and art, his drawings actually talented for his age and all over the Monroes’ fridge; favourite colour is green

In conclusion, they all need therapy and a healthy home environment. A theme with the older three, the eldest two most of all, is that they’ve been led to believe that love is fundamentally conditional. So River being showered in it when he ‘hasn’t done anything’ feels infuriatingly unjust and hypocritical of their parents. Somebody direct Duke Keane to the Monroes. Linda and Gerald may love each other, but they clearly aren’t good parents. I hope in one of the infinite timelines this family has a serious intervention and the boys get to grow up with good role models. They’re kids, guys, they deserve the chance to change.

And yes, Seaton is in Tim’s class (they hate each other).

#the older 3 are very flat in canon so i tried to make them different kinds and levels of mean #the monroe household is a harsh and hostile ecosystem for them; no wonder they’re all survival of the fittest #like i GET the linda monroe love guys #i get it #but i can’t get behind her being interpreted as a good mother #because she is pretty clearly an abusive parent #(spoiling isn’t might not be abuse but it isn’t good parenting either) #although gerald doesn’t seem to be and their marriage is surprisingly healthy and equal #linda monroe #monroe boys #monroe family #gerald ​monroe #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe #hatchetfield #hatchetfield series #hatchetverse #hatchetfield headcanons

[damnitnotthemagain]

Is this how you meme?

Anyways this counts as found family, right?

Based on this post

#anyways I reblogged with this before but then decided to let it have its own post #hatchetfield #starkid #starkid fanart #my art #my post #trent monroe #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #anyways do ik how to draw kids? no #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #sam: also we’re parents now #Trent sweetly

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

👦🏼 Trent, Seaton, Jordan, and River Monroe 👦🏼

👦🏼-💙-👦🏼

❤️-👦🏼-🤍

👦🏼-💛-👦🏼

#four beautiful blond boys my detested #except for river #crying on the ground i love river so much #// food // #stim #stimboard #starkid #starkid stim #nightmare time #nmt 2 #honey queen #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe #jeff blim #corey dorris #curt mega #james tolbert #body #fighting #outdoors #water #hair #hands #beige #brown #white #queue morrow will come #☁️mod wiggly

[honey-mother-monroe]

Hows River and.. whatever the other kids name is?

River is perfect, as always.

Jordan is currently on my shit list, he asked a few too many questions and now Gerald is asking questions.

Trent and Seaton continue to torment little River, but that’s why they’re not my favorites.

#honeyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #cheating #jordan monroe mentioned #trent monroe mentioned #seaton monroe mentioned #river monroe mentioned #gerald monroe mentioned

[vilnmelling]

The Matthews-Goldstein-Lipschitz-McNeils

While I make some more alignment charts, voilà, here's my rendition of the Jon Matteson family tree!

Gary and Paul are brothers, and they have an older sister who my sister and I definitely didn't name after Jon himself. There's quite a big age difference between the siblings, with twelve years between Joan and Paul (Gary's somewhere undecided between there).

I've seen many people headcanon Gary as Richie and Trevor's dad, but I just canNOT see that man raising children. Plus, the surnames don't match up. Speaking of surnames, though, Gary changed his on his own accord, purely for his lawyer brand. "Gary Matthews" just didn't have the right ring to it.

Joan has three sons: Trevor, Richard ("Richie") and Daniel. Trevor and Richie are twins (Trevor is eleven minutes older, I don't make the rules). Paul used to be saddled with babysitting the trio, and as a result, he's very close with his nephews, even now that they don't need babysitting anymore. He's especially close with Richie. BONUS: Trevor is the reason Paul had to see Godspell at the rec center. Trev was in it, and he also thought it was awful (in a fun way).

Since Black Friday tells us two of Linda's sons aren't Gerald's, and Lauren has confirmed that Linda and Gary have had at least one affair, we put two and two together and now Gary's the biological father of Trent and Seaton. (Seaton was picked at random, and Trent being Gary's child was just obvious). Whether or not Gary knows this is up to interpretation. It's possible Linda's the only one who knows.

Wallace McNeil and Boy Jerry are brothers and the cousins of Joan, Gary and Paul. Wallace got the f*ck out of Hatchetfield the moment he had the possibility to. Girl Jeri converted Boy Jerry into such deep Christianity, but then he took it further than she ever had.

Due to Lauren confirming Linda and Gary's affair/s (whether it was a joke or not, I take that as canon now), Roman Murray and the Monroe family aren't a part of this family in any official, legitimate way (*cough* looking at you, Gary and his illegitimate children *cough*).

For reasons I hope are obvious, Wiggly isn't included either.

Now just imagine the family gatherings. Summer barbecues, where Trevor takes every opportunity to reference the Barbecue Monologues. Christmas celebrations that Boy Jerry is specifically asked not to show up to. He shows up anyway — even the time they didn't tell him at whose house they were celebrating. Birthday parties where no one has any idea what to buy the birthday person. What does Paul get Trevor the theater kid? What would Boy Jerry get Richie the anime nerd? What does anyone get Paul the Normal Man?

#the best and most cursed family #starkid #starkid npmd #starkid tgwdlm #starkid black friday #starkid bf #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #jon matteson family tree #jon matteson #paul matthews #tgwdlm paul #paul tgwdlm #gary goldstein #black friday gary #richie lipschitz #richie npmd #npmd richie #trevor lipschitz #npmd trevor #daniel lipschitz #daniel stopwatch #hatchetfield daniel #boy jerry #hatchetfield boy jerry #girl jeri #hatchetfield girl jeri

[namearentfunfr]

jeff blim's hatchetfield characters as different eras of his hair

legends have it rim tim himself possessed me to make this post. anyway this will only include characters in my jeff blim family tree, so like trent monroe and some background characters arent gonna be there

1. Mr Ken Davidson

this fuckin hairstyle jeff rocked in S.W.A.T lives rent free in my head

mr davidson is like, 50< in my mind. he might be balding, in which case we dont really have a hairstyle for him. but i stumbled upon this one and i just felt like itd fit him a lot

2. Sam Sweetly

no idea where i got this image from ngl. just google ig??

anyway, sam's hair is long and well taken care of. he needs to look hot so zoey would fuck him after all. this hairstyle is kinda slicked back?? idk probably so he can chase criminals and then run his hand through his hair prettily

i just think hes like, down bad

3. General John MacNamara

just his hairstyle, but in tgwdlm

this ponytail. THIS FUCKING PONYTAIL BROKE ME. he looks good while also staying practical, unlike a certain cop we talked about earlier

4. Barry Swift/The Man In A Hurry

jeff's ruffled hair from the trail to oregon

our first bit change everyone. i believe barry cut his hair pretty short so thered be less maintenance required, but then became too busy to cut it again once its grown out a little. also kinda ruffled because hes in too much of a hurry to yk, take good care of it

5. The Coffee Jerk

jeff's hair from ttto, except less ruffled

cj and miah are brothers but they keep getting mistaken for each other because of the hair. they both dont wanna change their hair (the entire jeff blim family likes to look pretty, w/ the exception of miah and hidgens), so theyll just have to make do. less messy than miah because he isnt in a hurry thank god

6. The Principal

this bun he had in 911

i just think jeff looks neat with a bun or tied up hair alright?

there are more to come but i ran out of images so uh, part 2 coming soon?

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jeff blim #the guy who didnt like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nmt #nmt2 #mr k davidson #mr davidson #sam sweetly #john macnamara #general John MacNamara #barry swift #man in a hurry #not shower thoughts. not an idea. but some secret third thing #i aspire to have hair like jeff's once day #shame we dont have the same color or texture tho #eh ykw a man can dream

[nabwastaken]

starkid headcanons part 4

All the Jon characters are related? HAHAHAA, Dear mortal, your headcanon pales in comparison to mine!

I present:

ALL THE JEFF BLIM CHARACTERS (Except Trent Monroe) ARE RELATED

McNamara and Sam are siblings. The reason they have different last names is because John took his husband's last name when they got married.

Mr. Davidson and Hidgens are their uncles. Hidgens is the weird gay one and there's the sliiightttessssttt chance Davidson pulled some strings for Charlotte to get hired at CCRP.

Barry Swift and Coffee Jerk are both identical twins (who are cousins of Sam and John) and always get confused for each other.

Gabe is the son of the mysterious brother who was very religious, and constantly tries to get the rest of his family to convert.

Bonus: they are all secretly descendants of Jack Bauer Dikrats

Bonus Bonus: they cut their hair in different ways to look different

#barry swift #hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #jeff blim #sam sweetly #mr davidson #general mcnamara #professor hidgens #the trail to oregon #jack bauer dikrats #yes #They are all related #Coffee jerk #Gabe #Blimverse