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#try me I dare you
hecateisalesbian · 5 months
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Alright fuckers if this gets 5 4 5 THOUSAND notes before midnight new years eve(Central American time) I’ll actually start doing the things that I want/should do
including:
basic self care
actually staying on top of chores
writing the mbalwjjsoqjjwillion fanfics
expand ALL my au’s
finish most of the art pieces that are sitting as wips
and more
WHAT THE HELL I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES TO TALK TO MY MOM WHATAUWKJSJWJBDBNSA
NO MORE REPLIES
NO MKRE
ALSO NICE KUNG POW PENIS
yall really wanna make this fun
get this to 10k and I’ll start and begin posting a fic by the end of January
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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 17 days
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House using his cane wrong to punish himself >>>>>>>>>>>
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chained-sweater · 3 months
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Ponyboy: What are you doing?
Two-Bit, lying on the floor: Listening to my conscience.
Ponyboy: What's it saying?
Two-Bit: I don't know. It's speaking Spanish.
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classycookiexo · 7 months
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trashiiplant · 2 years
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I'm so very normal about them
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goldenfharry · 1 year
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Me when someone says shit about 1d:
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t0yearnf0r · 1 month
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I’m about to give Sakusa Kiyoomi child-of-divorce issues and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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phthartic-fox · 9 months
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I think he might be trying to induce heart attacks. 💓💓💓💓💓
Omg the one with the sweater and the suit affect me in a way that just is incomparable with the others. Jungkook, what do you want from me dude? You go on live saying, “you think you can handle me?”….
Um to that I say, dude, wait till you see the energy and how much life I have in me. you think you seen the power of Army and people with alcohol, well this sober person might be your greatest challenge.
Seriously tho my friends are low key scared of the energy I possess when I choose to. (I’m mostly calm, so no worries) 😉
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borderlinebelle · 1 year
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kicked for tits, are the fucking men being banned for their nips too?
girl, interrupted = 😡
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scroll down 👇🏽for the photo of the dress for my grandma’s formal 95th birthday party and/or for possibly my other grandma’s funeral reception 👍🏽
i was kicked off tumblr live tonight for “violations” so below is the dress i was promising to share but got cut off as I was getting up to show you my nipple did a slipperoony into view. *gasp*
*shrieks of absolute horror*
please follow my shitty old blog for more 1am tumblr lives(boo!),breakdowns,consistent life distress,historic wins & of course girlbloggging!🙂🙃💖
MY NIPPLE IS AGAIN APPARENTLY A CRIME.
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i really liked the live and I’m bummed it ended because y’all deserved better mutuals 🥺
Stream tomorrow night @ 11pm, so there’s like a… 78% chance 💖
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ART. This is ART tumblr. so you cannot ban it tumblr staff. DO NOT fight me on this. I swear to god.
I’ll die on this hill.
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theelunasoul · 7 days
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💌 20% off to the first 20 subs 👈
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kittanthalos · 2 years
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#heart eyes
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ididthisat3am · 10 months
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random thoughts
I keep seeing a bunch of videos on my recommended of like ‘what animal would you fight according to your ___’ and half the time I get a bear. As a person who lives in Montana, in the middle of a mountain and in a clearing of the woods this is saying “go out into your backyard and fight the first b*tch you see”
we don’t play in Montana I got bear spray and no police within a 30-40 minute drive and I know the only deputy here.it’s like if America and Russia has a child then got forgotten then BAM you got Montana.
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absolute-maniac-irl · 19 days
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Mark your days, I’m in your closet and I’m coming out soon
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aprikkaa · 2 months
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i could literally write a multi page essay on all the gay subtext killua has and how allukas situation is a great analogy for being trans u guys have literally no idea oh my god
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Boykisser (<- affectionate ofc ofc, teasing ofc my friend no offense meant)
and then there’s
Boykisser (<- All offense meant. Pink brat. Smol rat. Shoo shoo get outta here rat man.)
You’re the second one.
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Bold of you to assume I’m ashamed of that fact.
Think you can threaten me? Try me.
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