#turnip god

[imperator-solitarius]

Suddenly, Kabukimono falls to the ground as a turnip.

#🐥speaks #turnip god

[shirecorn]

how does pony government work in the skyscraper gods universe? Like the gala and other stuff? How do royal courts work?

Other places in the world do have monarchies, but equestria does not. It's governed by stewards appointed by the sun in places where she cares, and elected officials where she does not. It's a messy system and is in dire need of an overhaul. There is a lot of "this is the will of god" without actually consulting God, and she can't be bothered to care about import taxes on turnips. So it's a theocracy but God participates sometimes.

Equestrians refer to the gods as "princesses" but they are borrowing the term from neighboring countries that have actual royalty. With the return of Luna and the emergence of 2-3 more deities, it's a very strange time and political systems are going to start fracturing.

It's less "the divine right of kings" and more "the divine have a right to be kings" with that "right" being both a political and theological question.

The question is arising: does divinity grant you political authority? Should it? Does the goddess of love actually have a right to rule a kingdom of people completely foreign to her just because there was a power vacuum? Does having a horn and wings somehow make her more qualified than a pony who is actually part of that kingdom?

The sun willed it, so it shall be.

But that doesn't mean it's right.

#skyscraper gods #skyscraper gods lore #i think the two sisters do retire from governing in the end #so thats canon #but its because their newly ascended god of friendship has a fresh perspective and is very connected to mortal ponies #and their needs and wants #she looks at the sun and moon and says yall are out of touch #you have your domains but they arent government #so either get really involved in turnip taxes or step off #so theyre like ok u wanna be queen then? #twilight says yes and becomes queen #and immediately dismantles the governemnt and impliment democracy

[marshvlovestv]

Each MBTI Type as One of the Last 50 Games I Played (Part 5)

ENFJ: Saltsea Chronicles

ENFP: Slay the Princess

ENTJ: One Step from Eden

ENTP: Citizen Sleeper

ESFJ: Chants of Sennaar

ESFP: IMMORTALITY

ESTJ: Strange Horticulture

ESTP: Monster Prom

INFJ: Harmony: The Fall of Reverie

INFP: Cartomancy Anthology

INTJ: Master Spy

INTP: Genesis Noir

ISFJ: Promesa

ISFP: Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical

ISTJ: Black Book

ISTP: Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

#my bag of games #mbti #saltsea chronicles #slay the princess #one step from eden #citizen sleeper #chants of sennaar #immortality #strange horticulture #monster prom #harmony: the fall of reverie #cartomancy anthology #master spy #genesis noir #promesa #stray gods #black book #turnip boy commits tax evasion

[yanderespamton78]

the current state of the arg

sorry guys the art isnt arting D:

(btw if youre confused on why i drew turnip like that i was referencing the picrew he did ages ago bc idk it looked fun to draw anddd i dont like taking reference off real life images)

#i felt like just a lillll bit of a creep relistening to voice messages over and over to find a good quote but. yk what. it was worth it #i totally didnt take reference from the really cool face i used in that animation because im still really proud of it #idk if emi or TD have a sona but if they do im not aware of it and i didnt feel like asking so i just drew both of them as blank characters #im too stressed to scheme lol #maybe #just maybe #i need to stop drinking tea because the caffiene makes me anxious #... #naaaaahhhh #i dont really know what to do with myself atm because i dont want to work on the animation unless turnon is ok out of pure spite #this morning i was absolutely radiating stress #i have a friend who shows up so we can walk together to school and she could tell smth was off lol #i literally could not hide it at all even if i wanted too #i kept pulling my hat over my face thats the main way you can tell that im stressed #not that it really matters that you know that bc none of you are ever gonna witness that but. fun fact abt me ig #ugh #if turnon dies i am gonna cry so hard <333 #and i wont finish the animation <333333333 #(at this point just trying anything to get turnon back) #im gonna make a word doc #i make word docs when im stressed /hj #quick question turnip : is there a way to get turnon out of the situation he is in or is he just gonna die and theres nothing we can do #about it /gen #because i have a sneaky suspicion that we cant actually do anything about this #i swear to god #LETS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!! #A DEFRAG MIGHT COME OUT TMR!! #its been 21 days and a defrag takes on average 20-25 days #ough #turnip and addon im gonna find where you live and i will burn your respective houses down

[jakilani]

LETS ROB A BAAAAANK

#turnip boy robs a bank #i’m so excited oh my god #i missed my boy

[lofe-arts]

THE Lan Daikon, in all his glory

Two for One! Except it's the same but cropped, the economy is hard, okay?

Say hello to THE Lan Daikon, the first of fanarts for MDZS for me, the start of my using this style for drawing things! an emote i use endlessly on discord! at this point I can no longer remember if this was supposed to be Sizhui or Lan Wangji, but i drew it keeping them both in mind so tagged they both are!

Anyways, I've got a coffee cup with this on that i love and am otherwise obsessed with the Lan Daikon I love him and now I'm sharing him 💜

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Buy on Redbubble

#mdzs #lofe draws #my art #lan zhan #lan wangji #lwj #Lan Sizhui #oh my god I should draw the juniors (ducklings) #digital art #daikon #Lan #THE Lan Daikon #lan daikon #renegade injoke #MDZS Meltdown Home of the Lan Turnip #The thread that's nearly a year old and also has like 16K messages currently #Queue 2 Cue

[mymarifae]

ur tumblr pfp literally makes the dash sm nicer like one million horrible posts and then smileys akito break ^_^

i'm so glad... smileys akito break :)

everyone take a smileys akito break it's good for you

#god t his card is still so fucking cute #his smile is actually every.thing #je's so happy..7he9's 9laughinh...he's my sunshine cuhildplease excuse me i'm trying to type around '[a turnip that's demanding my attentio #mailbox

[prawns-potion-brews]

🤲 I deploy ; a sketch dump of Turnips. That third image may or may not be backstory relevant!

#[prawn’s potions] #player turnip #original character #artists on tumblr #eye horror #eye horror tw #demon oc #keyhole sweater #Im posting from safari because the app took up 7GB for some reason and ion wanna re-install it bc of that #and oh my god this is such a pain in the ass i cannot move images and it bugs me so much( #Also wth is “blaze” what does that do??

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

can you uncivilised fucks learn to use anti tags like normal people.

#tbd #get it out of his tag you rancid fucking turnip #fandom wank #go to hell #i swear to god people actually used to have the braincells to know basic hellsite etiquette #imagine if someone was saying this shit about vlaakith or shar or cazador or mizora or gortash (In specific reference to karlach).

[plaguedoctoraeneas]

I think the next Turnip Boy game should be a visual novel called Turnip Boy Commits Identity Fraud. I have several ideas for this

#doc talks #turnip boy robs a bank #turnip boy commits tax evasion #here’s my pitch: #A week after fighting god #and five days after robbing a bank (and fighting aliens) #turnip boy yearns for the normality of the average life #unfortunately his epic battle with god the government and aliens has made turnip boy a household name the forest over #luckily he has a seemingly limitless number of hats at his disposal…

[imperator-solitarius]

Tag List

General:

🐥 speaks – Kabukimono speaks

👑 puppet verse – Puppet Verse Belial speaks

🪲speaks – Sandābagu 'speaks'

Interactions:

🔺️👑 prince – Rubedo interactions

🐈‍⬛ adi – Adi interactions

🐤 onyx – Onyx interacts

🐦‍⬛karasu – Karasu interactions

🪻puppet – Ningyō Kizashi interactions

🪽hat guy – Wanderer interactions

⏳️balladeer – Scaramouche interactions

♟️archons – Archon interactions

⚡️mother – Ei interactions

Posts:

Nothing here yet!

Threads:

sprout and the eccentric – Kizashi fights Kabukimono

Other:

⛰️forge – Tatarasuna threads (retired tag)

🔨 niwa – Niwa Hisahide mentions (retired tag)

🪺hatching – RP memes/silly posts

turnip god – April Fool's Day 2024 (archived)

mod speaks

#mod speaks #🐥speaks #🐈‍⬛adi #🐤 onyx #🪻puppet #🪽hat guy #⏳️balladeer #♟️archons #⚡️mother #🧪doctor #sprout and the eccentric #⛰️forge #🔨niwa #🪺hatching #🪲speaks #🐦‍⬛karasu #🔺️👑 prince #👑 puppet verse #turnip god

[alienturnipp]

Art Fight attack on Silvertigo of Mariam, God of Reason and Revenge ⚔️ They leave a single statue of themself in their resting quarters, after going dormant.

#art fight #art fight 2022 #alien turnip's art #mariam god of reason and revenge

[alienturnip]

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by the lovely @cairamelcoffee 💖 Thank you!

I've been working on this one FOREVER it haunts my every waking moment 😭 Here's Cirilla Hawke in all her grumpy glory and 80% rendering done, let's hope I can finish it soon 🙏

Tagging: @dreadfutures @marhikit @leyreyy @blue-eyes-white-privilege69 and anyone else who likes to join <3 No pressure at all!

#cirilla hawke #wip wednesday #alien turnip's art #it's still cropped it's not the whole piece i have so many things left to do oh my god #posting on main bc I should stop spamming wips on my art blogs alskfjdafs #DAvietphucAU

[st-ravioli]

If Victor Frankenstein were alive today, I imagine he’d play Animal Crossing. Fervently.

#“I gotta check in today to get my daily nook miles #“HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE A SCIENCE SET #“this is my world. i am god. now let us check turnip prices #victor frankenstein #mad scientist

[nexus-nebulae]

TURNIP BOY HAS A GUN?????????

#echos #THERE'S A SEQUEL TO TURNIP BOY COMING SOON????????????? #OHHHHH MY GOD #TURNIP BOY ROBS A BANK #IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS OH MY GOD #i want the plushie so so bad but apparently the new slime rancher is ALSO out which means i need to choose one or the other----

[elysianaut]

Elder God of Stalks

#Digital 2D #Fantasy #Horror #Abstract #Turnip #Abomination #Old One #Deep Ones #Eldritch #Elder God #Grim dark #Design #elysianaut #elysianaut art #dark fantasy #lovecrafian #cosmic horror #purple #cyan #old art